Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Twenty

Today is Mister Saint Andrew’s own day. So everybody can be happy to be a Scotsman. 

Even pretend scotsmen like Craig. Ha.

His grandfather was all Scottish. And his grandmother too. Not Craig. 

He was just born way out where everything is just as flat as can be. Oh well.

Craig’s very long time ago family lived on little islands in the way far away. And only ate fish. Oh dear.

They did not have even have a castle. Only a little go out on the dangerous ocean fishing boat. Oh dear. 

Mister Saint Andrew was a fisherman too. That is why the Scotsmen like him. 

But Craig’s very very old uncle made Scotsman’s whiskey for everybody. 

Because he did not like fish all the time. 

So he could not live on the little island. 

So he came here instead. 

Craig did not play any loud bagpipe music this morning. That is good. 

He only listened to quiet music.

Because he had to read new stories for our nice Queen. 

Maybe he will play bagpipe music after lunchtime. Oh dear. 

Before we had our toasts I had a little nap on the big comfy bed.

 When Niamh was all awake she and I had a nice before lunchtime walk. 

It is only a bit cold outside today. So I when we came home I was not soggy at all. 

It is my very far away friend Miss Gracie’s Sing Happy Birthday day today. 

She will get secret presents and tasty treats. Ha. That is good. 

Sometimes even very nice dogs do not get presents.

Because they do not have their very own family to take care of. That is not so right.

Niamh was very busy this afternoon. 

Because she has two very big stories to write for her nice university. 

This afternoon I had a long nap in the living room. 

So I could watch everything out my watching window.

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Nineteen

Everybody was up very early today. But not Craig. Ha.

Niamh went to the expensive clothes store before I was even all fast awake. Too bad for her.

Then Zita and I had a nice walk. But it is very messy outside. 

Because everything is melting. Again. Oh dear. 

I was all soggy again. Oh well. 

Then Zita and the smelly bus went downtown to the rascal ladies office. 

Now they have two offices. Because they have brand new people. 

Craig did not have a nice sleep in. Because of the too much coffees. Oh well.

Then we had two tasty toasts. With from France jelly. Ha.

Last night we saw my friend Emmet on the dining room table. 

And we talked to him too. Ha. That is good.

He has to take a very big bus from Mister Saint Francis’s university to the far away aeroport. 

In Halifax. To find the aeroplane. 

So he can come home and not have just all the time pastas for his delicious dinners. Ha. 

Maybe Zita will cook tasty hamburgers. And lots of Irish chicken. And maybe even bacon sandwiches. For my friend Emmet. Ha. Good for us.

After lunchtime Mister Paul came over to have his too much coffee. And talk. 

I had a very nice quiet nap. Beside Craig. To mind him. Ha. That is an easy job. 

Zita bought beautiful brand new go to work pants. In Niamh’s expensive clothes store. 

Miss Sam was there to be her helper. In the store. Ha. That is silly.

We played catch the ball lots of times today. 

Because it is not so cold again. Good for us.

When Zita was all home we went for our before dinnertime walk.

It was a very fast walk.

Because it is very dark outside. It is not dark in my house. Ha.

Maybe we will watch the far away detectives tonight. Maybe.

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Eighteen

I had a very quiet day today. Good for me.

I took Zita for our nice early morning walk today. But it is a very soggy day outside today.

Because it is not so cold today. 

It is a no sunshine at all day. They are not so nice days. Oh well. 

Even Zita was soggy. We had to stay in the kitchen until we were all dry. Craig too.

My own lovely towels were all soggy after I sat on them. Very quietly. Oh well.

So we had very fat tasty croissants for our breakfast. In the kitchen. That is silly.

Craig and I played catch the ball. Because we have no snow in my side yard.

Because Zita and took all the snow away. Ha. Good for us.

Then I had a nice nap.

When Niamh was as awake as could be Zita and Niamh went out for a delicious lunchtime. 

Up on the busy street. There are lots and lots of tasty food restaurants there. 

Then they went to Niamh’s meeting. I stayed here to mind Craig.

He had to read some stories for our nice Queen. On the big computer. I do not know why. Oh well.

Mister Tom came to give us more from far away detectives. 

To watch after dinnertime. On the television. That is nice. He is a nice man. It is known.

Maybe we will see my friend Emmet on the dining room table tonight. 

For our altogether dinner. Maybe. 

If he is not too busy writing his giant story. Or all fast asleep.

This afternoon Zita and Niamh went downtown. To all the stores.

To find secret presents for everybody. 

Because it will be Merry Christmas time. In a little while. Ha. That is good.

Merry Christmas time is my favourite. 

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Sixteen

The too much snow came back last night. When I was fast asleep. 

And it was snowing all the time today. Oh dear. Too bad for us.

So I helped Zita take away all the snow from our driveway. Ha. That is a good job. I was a big help.

Zita and the black go fast car went downtown today. In the all the time snow. 

Because she had to go everywhere for important meetings. Oh dear.

I did not go for a nice walk this morning. Oh well. 

Because Niamh forgot all about our good morning to everybody walk. Oh well. 

She had to go to another important meeting at her nice university. 

It is a very soggy dog day outside today. 

So I had a nice nap instead. And I minded Craig too. Ha. Good for me.

Then Craig and I had toasty muffins. With extra jam today. That is a nice lunchtime. 

The big noisy snow trucks are on my streets today. I do not like that.

They are too noisy. 

And sometimes the clean the sidewalks machines stop on my own corner too. Oh dear.

I always bark at them. But they do not even hear me.

Because they are way too noisy. Too bad for me.

We did not play catch the ball so much today. 

Because the go fast chair does not like the lots of snow. Too bad for me.

Zita is going out tonight. To fill up shoe boxes to the very top. With her lady friends. I do not know why.

Maybe for people who only have empty shoe boxes. Maybe.

Niamh came home so we could go for a nice before dinnertime walk.

We went to the tasty food store. To get a cook it yourself pizza. Ha.

I had to wear my keep me warm coat. And my keep my feet dry rubber boots. Oh dear.

I lost one of my boots in the messy snow. Oh well. 

I got pizza bits. 

Then Zita came home. But only to get the black car. So she could go to her full up shoe box party. 

And Niamh went back to her nice university for her another class.

So Craig just watched the hockey game. In the den. 

And I minded him. Until everybody was all home again.

It is my best job.

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Fifteen

I had a very quiet day today. It is an everybody is very busy at their work day. 

Zita and I went for our nice walk. It was not a good morning walk.

Because it is not a nice morning outside. It is just all wet and messy with some sometimes rain.

I was very very soggy when we came home.

Zita went to the rascal ladies office even before I was as dry as a chip.

Craig had his too much coffee right away. But we only had our toasts later. Too bad for me.

Miss Rima was here last night. She had some too much coffee too. When she was all awake.

Then Niamh and Miss Rima went to the nice university. Together. In the rain. Too bad for them.

Then Craig and I had tasty from England muffins. With jam. Ha. That is good. 

We only played catch the ball a little bit.

Because of the rain. Oh well too bad for us.

Craig had hamburgers in the den last night. 

So he could watch his team lose the important football game. Oh well. Too bad for them.

I stayed in the dining room. With everybody else. We had more treats. Some cheese too. Ha.

I had a nice nap on my comfy duvet. On the big cosy bed. Ha. That is good. 

Craig only read a little bit for our nice Queen this morning. Today’s stories were not so interesting.

He did not have a nice nap. People should have more nice naps. Too bad for them.

The silver little car has to go back to the nice men at the tire store. 

Because it needs a new wheel. Not new do not get stuck in the snow tires. Oh dear. 

We will not have an altogether dinner tonight. 

Because it is Niamh’s stay until late night at her nice university. 

And Zita had to go downtown shopping. By her self. 

Because it is Merry Christmas secret presents shopping time. Ha. 

So she will be late too. Oh dear. 

Maybe we will watch brand new detectives tonight. On the television. 

Maybe one of Mister Tom’s from way far away detectives. 

Or maybe I will have a nice nap.

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Fourteen

It is sleep in Sunday but we only had a little sleep in today.

Because Zita and I had to make my friend Emmet’s comfy bedroom all neat and tidy again.

Because he is coming home for a little while. To see all his friends 

And so he can be here to help me get ready for our Merry Christmas time. 

And get his secret presents. Ha. That is good. 

Then Zita and I went for a very long walk. We found Professor Jill too. 

But it is very messy outside today. Everything is all melting and everybody is soggy. 

Because it is not very cold today.

When I came home I had to stay with Craig in the kitchen. Until I was as dry as could be. 

That is not so much fun.

Zita drove Niamh to the expensive clothes store. She took the silver little car with her.

Because Craig does not drive it so much. And maybe it forgets how to be a car. Oh dear. That is not all right. 

So Zita drove it all the way to downtown. So it would remember. Ha. That is good.

We had Scotsman’s porridge today for our lunchtime. 

We did not go to see the nice farmers today.

Because it is too soggy outside. 

We did not talk to my friend Emmet at our lunchtime today.

Because he is very busy writing his giant story. 

And because is has to get everything all done in far away Antigonish.

Then he has to go on a smelly bus all the way to Halifax 

So he can find a fast do not get all lost aeroplane. 

An aeroplane that knows how to get to our house all by itself. Ha. That is a good aeroplane.

Zita talked to her own sister, our auntie Eileen this afternoon. 

So now she knows everything all about everybody in way far away Ireland. Ha. That is good. 

Then Zita went to the busy street. To do some shopping. 

And to get my do not have a sore leg medicine. 

Because sometimes I have a bit too sore leg. 

Just like Craig’s a bit too sore shoulder. But not all the time. That is good. 

Tonight Craig’s football team is on the television. For the last game. 

So it can win the giant cup again. Maybe. Ha.

Maybe we will have our delicious dinner in the den. 

Sometimes we do that. If there is a very interesting special program on the television. Or a Rascals election.

But not for just because. That is the rule. Ha.

Because sometimes it is too messy if you do not eat your tasty food in the dining room. Ha.

But you can always eat your chips or popcorn in the den. Or drink your Irish tea. It is the other rule.

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Thirteen

We had a little cheese party last night. With Kathy and Richard. 

A nice man brought us lots and lots of very delicious food from the busy street restaurant.

Food from way way far away India. Ha. 

I got some squishy bread. 

Because I am the very best party dog. Zita told me. It is true.

Zita and I had a nice by ourselves sleep in today. Ha. Good for us.

Craig went to his old friends breakfast with Mister Paul. We did not take him today.

Miss Sam stayed at our house last night. 

Because when everybody came to my house it was way too late to go to her own house. Oh dear. 

When Niamh was all awake she went to her job at the expensive clothes store. 

But not very early today. That is good. 

Then Zita talked to her mother and her father in way far away Dublin. On the telephone. 

They do not have any too much snow there today. They did not have any lots of rain either. Ha.

Then Zita and I went for a very very long all over walk. We even went to the all empty lake. 

Good for us. 

It is not so cold outside today. It is as sunny as can be. 

With only flat clouds in the sky. No nice fat sheep clouds. Oh well.

When we were coming home we found Mister Paul. Right on my own street. So we talked to him.

And Craig was all at home too. I had my tasty lunch. Right away. 

Because very very long walks make you very hungry. 

Zita went to visit Craig’s mother at her little apartment. So I stayed here to mind Craig.

He watched the very scary Vikings program on the television. I did not watch. 

I had a nice nap instead.

Then Zita and I went for our before dinnertime walk. We did not have a long walk.

Because we had a very long walk this morning. After our sleep in. 

Maybe we will watch the from way far away France detective tonight. 

Maybe we will have popcorn.

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Twelve

I was very busy last night. Ha.

Niamh was all fast asleep when she was supposed to be wide awake so she cold go to the expensive clothes store. 

Because it is the everybody going to buy everything at the store day. 

But then I was all awake and I would not let Zita go to fast asleep. 

I woke her up lots of times. In the middle of the night. Ha. Good for me.

So then she went downstairs and my friend Niamh was still as fast asleep as could be. Oh dear.

Niamh told her telephone the wrong get her all wide awake time. 

So Zita drove her in the black go fast car. All the way downtown.

To the expensive clothes store. In the very dark. 

And she was not even a little bit too late. Ha. Good for me.

Then Zita came home and everybody went back to fast asleep. Ha. Good for me.

Then when it was getting up time Zita took Craig’s silver little car to the tire store. 

So it can have it’s own do not get stuck in the snow tires too. 

We only played catch the ball a little bit.

Because it is very cold today. Even after our breakfast time.

The catching balls are not very bouncy in the way too cold.

We had the round from way far away England hot muffins for our lunchtime. With lots of tasty jam. Ha.

Then I had a long nap.

Because I was up in the middle of the night. Waking everybody up. Ha. Good for me.

There were even more football games on the television today. That is silly. Oh well.

But he forgot all about my dinner. I had to go to the den to remind him.

So I got an extra treat. Ha. That was a good dinner.

Kathy and Richard are coming to our house tonight. 

To have a delicious dinner. With Craig and Zita and me too. Ha. 

Maybe we will have cheese. Maybe. 

The Mahoneys like cheese too. That is why they are my friends too. Ha. Good for me.

We will not watch the detectives tonight.

Because we are having a tasty dinner party. Ha. Good for us.

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Eleven

Zita and I got up very early this morning. 

But my friend Niamh was already gone. Oh dear. 

She had to go to the expensive clothes store today. In the dark. 

Because they are going to have everybody in the world come to their store tomorrow. 

To buy everything. For not so much money. 

So they have to get everything all ready. Oh dear. 

And tomorrow she has to be there even earlier. Too bad for her.

It is a way too cold outside day today. But Zita and I went for a nice walk anyway. 

Because it is a very sunshiny day. 

Then Zita went to the rascal ladies office. In the very very cold outside day. By herself. On the smelly bus.

It is too cold for the go fast bicycle to go too. Oh dear.

Then I minded Craig in the big comfy bed. But only for a little while.

Because he had to drink his too much coffee. Oh well.

We had two breakfasts this morning. Ha. Good for us.

We had the round toasts with tasty jam. 

And then we looked out the watching window at the blowing all around snow. Oh dear.

So then we had very little croissants. All warm from the oven. Ha.

You have to have two breakfasts when it is way too cold outside. 

So you will be all toasty warm right inside of you. Ha. That is good. 

We had peanut butter sandwiches for our lunch. With jelly today. We did not have jam.

We had the tasty jelly from way far away France. Ha. 

After lunchtime we played catch the ball. In my side yard.

Because then it was not so cold outside. But Craig had to wear his comfy warm gloves. 

There are football games on the television today. I do not know why. Oh well. 

I did not watch them. I had a nice beside Craig minding nap instead.

Niamh came home way before dinnertime. She went downstairs right away. To have a big nap. 

Because she went to work too early this morning. Oh dear. 

And she has to go to the stretch everything store tonight. With all the other too early in the morning people. 

So they will be all ready for a kabillion people tomorrow. Oh dear. Too bad for them.

So we will not have an altogether dinner tonight. Oh dear. Too bad for us.

Maybe we will watch a new from way far away detective tonight. 

Maybe we will have some chips too. Ha. Good for us.

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Ten

I had a very busy day today. Ha.

We did not have any nice sleep ins today. 

Because it is a very busy day today. It is Zita’s do not go to the rascal ladies office day.

But she had to talk to lots of them. On the telephone. In her comfy chairs office.

When Craig was all fast awake we only had one toast. And we had no jam at all. Too bad for me.

But my giant friend Mister Remi did not have any toasts today. Oh dear. That is not all right. 

Maybe something ate all the toasty bread at his house. Maybe raccoons. Or the smelly skunk. Oh dear. Too bad for him. 

Maybe he will starve all away. Oh dear. Oh dear.

There was even more snow last night. When I was asleep.

So Zita and I had to shovel it all away. I sat in the black go fast car so I could guard everything. 

When we were all finished we went for our nice walk. All over. 

We even went to our all empty pond. 

When we came home Craig had to go to have a tasty lunch with our friend Mister Gabriel. 

He used to be Auntie Louise’s little boy. Now he is a lawyer instead. 

He went to the Harvard university. So did Professor Em. Before they were just all married. Ha. 

So Zita and I took Craig up to the busy street restaurant. I had to help. 

Because the go fast chair does not have do not get stuck in the snow tires. 

And sometimes there is too much too much snow. So I have to help. Ha. That is a good job.

When we came home we had to take away even more too much snow. 

Then I had a nice nap on my comfy bed. 

Zita took our all dirty clothes to doctor Susan’s house. 

Because her washing the clothes clean machine works. 

We will not have another altogether dinner tonight.

Because my friend Emmet was in the very little not open very often library all day looking for a very very old book. 

So now he has to write more of his important story. Even after his dinnertime. Too bad for him.

We did not go for our before dinnertime walk. 

Because it was way cold outside. Too cold for our feet. So I had a nice nap instead.

We cooked very delicious meat on the outside stove. I had to guard it. For a long time.

Because it is a slow stove in the way too cold outside. It is known.

Last night we watched all the rest of the from way far away Ireland detective program. 

Everybody there was very sad. Oh dear. 

Maybe because of the all the time too much rain. 

We did not have any chips. Oh well. Too bad for me.

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Nine

I had a nice quiet day. 

Because last night more too much snow came here. Oh dear.

Zita and the black go fast car went to the rascal ladies office. 

Now it has it’s own do not get stuck in the snow tires on. Ha. That is good.

Craig and I had very fat toasts for our breakfast. We did not have tasty jam today. Oh well. 

I took Niamh for a nice walk after she was all awake. 

Then I was all covered in freezie snow. 

I had to stay in the kitchen until I was all dry. Craig kept me company. 

Niamh had her breakfast with me. 

Then she went to her nice university to read some more interesting books. And drink too much coffee.

She has a stay until late at night class today. 

Craig and I looked out my watching window at all the slippy snow. 

So Craig had another too much coffee. 

But we did not play catch the ball. Because of the too much snow.

Craig was busy today. Reading for our nice Queen. 

So I had a nice nap quiet nap on my comfy bed.

We had a peanut butter sandwich. For our lunchtime. With cheese too. Ha. 

Sometimes we do not have cheese on our peanut butter sandwich. But we did today. Good for me.

When my friend Zita came home we went for our before dinnertime walk. Before it was too dark outside.

 That is when the giant skunks hide in the bushes. Or maybe fierce wolves. Oh well.

Zita had to talk to people for the rascal ladies. Before dinnertime.

So Craig had some before dinnertime chips. Ha. I got one too. Good for us. 

We will not have an altogether dinner tonight. Oh well.

Maybe we will watch the Irish detectives tonight. And maybe we will have some chips.

We have a brand new bag. Full of chips. Ha. That is a big bag.

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Eight

Zita and I got up very early this morning. So we could have a very long nice walk. 

When we were all back home Craig was all dressed too. Ha.

Then Zita took the black go fast car to the nice men at the tire store. 

So they could put the do not get stuck in the snow tires on the car. 

And keep the fast as can be tires until the too long wintertime is over. Ha.

Miss Tamina came today. To make the house all clean as can be. With her noisy machines. Oh well.

I stayed in the big bedroom. And had a nice nap.

A lady slept here last night. In the basement. I did not know her.

She left her all own keys inside the expensive clothes store. She works there too.

So she could not get into her own little apartment. 

So she slept here. Niamh said she could. Ha. 

I did not bark at her.

When they were all just awake they went to too much money for coffee store.

Then Niamh went to her nice university.

Because it is a stay until late at night day at the university. 

It is an all cloudy day today. But not too cold outside. 

Craig and I played catch the ball only a bit of times. 

Because of the noisy machines. 

After Miss Tamina left we played catch the ball. Ha. Good for us.

My friend Cara came to visit me after lunchtime. And find something for Niamh. 

Then I had a nice nap on my comfy bed in the very clean kitchen. Ha. 

Kathy came to our house to get Zita’s the keep the computer going box. 

Because she left hers in the cottage. Oh well. Too bad for her.

Maybe we will watch the from Ireland detective tonight. Maybe we will have chips.

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Seven

I was in charge last night.

Because Zita was in the scary forest at Kathy’s cottage with all her other lady friends. Ha.

I did not go to fast asleep until very late. 

Because Niamh was writing more of her brand new story. 

Right at the dining room table. So I minded her under the table. Beside her feet. Ha. 

And Craig just listened to his music. Until very late. Right in his comfy bed.

Because his not so very good shoulder was a bit too sore. Oh dear.

And my friend Emmet was very busy with lots and lots of writing for the Harvard university.

Oh dear. They ask too many questions. Oh dear. 

So everybody was not all fast asleep until very late. Me too.

Craig’s hockey team won last night. Ha.

And today his football team had to play a very important game. 

Up on the busy street. In the too cold. Oh dear.

All the cars are lost again. And the loud police cars are driving everywhere. 

With the take the lost cars away trucks. Oh dear. 

I just watched them from my watching window. Then I had a nice after lunchtime nap. 

Because I went to bed too late last night. Oh well.

When I was all awake the football team won the important game. 

So now they have to go for the last and very important game in a far away city. 

So they can win the big shiny cup again. Ha

Niamh is still writing her brand new story. 

Because the nice professor’s helpers told everybody different rules. 

So yesterday the professor had to write everybody to tell them all the right rules. Oh dear.

And now people have to write another brand new story. 

But not Niamh. She just has to move a lots of words. All around. Oh dear. Too bad for her.

Craig read it so it would be beautiful. That is good.

Craig and I had the squishy bread from way way far away India for our breakfast. 

All as warm as could be.

Because Craig put it in the oven before we could eat it. That is very tasty bread. It is known. 

I had some for my extra lunchtime.

When Zita came home we went for our before dinnertime walk with Professor Jill. 

And the little dog too. Ha. Zita and I like waking with Professor Jill. Ha. Good for us.

When we got home Zita took lots to dirty clothes to the wash your clothes clean store. 

To use their big clothes cleaning machines. That is good. 

You should not wear all dirty clothes. Or you people will tell you that you are too smelly. It is known. .

We can watch some detectives tonight. Because Zita is all home. Ha. That is the rule.

Maybe we will have chips too. Maybe.

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Six

We had a little sleep in this morning. 

Before Zita and I went for a very long walk. In the too much snow. 

We met Professor Jill and the little dog. 

It is hard for the little dog to go for nice walks in the too much snow. 

Sometimes the snow is way too high. And it is too short. Oh dear. 

Then Zita and I took all the snow away from the side yard. I was a big help. 

Craig had a nice sleep in. Then he made the too much coffees for our good morning toasts. 

We did not have very big toasts today. Oh well.

Mister Jack came to my house to shovel away the way too much snow. That is nice.

Niamh is not going to the expensive clothes store today. 

Because she has to finish her very big new story. 

Before lunchtime Zita went to Kathy’s cottage. 

Because this is the time for her lady friends from far away to be altogether.

So they can make lots and lots of tasty food. And then eat it. 

And maybe drink some of Richard’s delicious wine.

She is going to even sleep there tonight. So I am in charge again. Ha. Good for me. 

Craig and I played catch the ball in the side yard after lunchtime.

Because it was not even cold. That is silly weather. 

Craig is going to have to find his own dinner tonight. Ha. 

Maybe we will have peanut butter sandwiches. Too bad for us.

But when Niamh came home Craig and Niamh and Miss Taryn called the restaurant right up on our busy street. 

It is the very tasty from way far away India food restaurant. Ha.

Then Niamh and Miss Taryn walked up to the busy street and brought all the tasty food home to our house. That is a good dinner.

I cannot have that kind of tasty food. 

I can only have the very tasty soft and squishy bread. 

That is very good bread. But it is the not for toasts bread. Oh well.

Craig might watch the hockey game tonight. 

Because Zita is not here. 

We cannot watch the detective programs without Zita. That is the rule. Ha.

Because you cannot watch scary detective programs all by yourself. 

Or you will be too scared to eat your chips. Oh dear. That is not right.

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Five

Zita and I got up very early this morning. 

Because she had to take her black go fast car to the tire store. 

To get her do not get stuck in the snow tires.

But they were all full up. Oh dear.

Because there is too much snow everywhere. All over everywhere. Oh dear.

When she came home we went for our good morning nice walk. 

But we had to be very careful because of the sliding everywhere cars. 

People just took their cars with no do not get stuck in the snow tires anyway. Oh dear.

We left our cars in the safe as can be driveway. 

Zita and Niamh went downtown early this morning. 

Because everything is very slow in the too much snow. The smelly busses too. Oh dear.

Craig and I had a bagel for our breakfast. Then we watched out my watching window. 

And we saw all the silly cars slide down our street. 

And some got stuck on the other hill and slide all the way back to our house. Oh dear. Too bad for them.

Then the very noisy move the snow away machines were on my street. 

I do not like them at all. They are too noisy.

Craig and I played catch the ball. In the snow. In our side yard. It is not so cold outside today.

Craig’s very noisy cough is almost gone. But he cannot talk too loud now. Ha.

Now he is just way too tired. 

Maybe we will have a nice nap today. On the big comfy bed. Ha.

Our noisy catch the bugs bird came to our trees today. Ha. That is a good bird.

After my afternoon nap it was still snowing outside. 

I looked outside and the snow had not gone away. And there was even more all over.

And the silly cars were still sliding everywhere. Oh dear.

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Four

Zita and I got up early today. But we did not go for our good morning walk.

She had to go to the rascal ladies office early today. 

And she took her go fast bicycle. Even in the too cold.

Craig and I had very very fat toasts today. With jam too. Ha. Good for us.

Then Niamh was all awake.

So I took Niamh for wake up in the morning walk. 

But it was so cold I had to have my warm from Ireland coat on. 

And my feet were too cold. So we only went for a little walk. 

Then we came home and I had a nice nap on my warm in the kitchen bed. Ha. Good for me.

Niamh went to her job at the too expensive clothes store. With her from France hat. Ha.

Craig made tasty toasty cheesie toasts for our lunchtime. All by himself. 

And the save us save us machine did not make any noise at all. Ha. Good for us. 

The flat computer told Craig we are going to have lots of too much snow tonight. That is not right. 

It is not the right time for the too much snow. Oh dear. Too bad for us.

The cars do not even have their do not get stuck in the snow tires on. Oh dear. Oh dear. That is not right.

We only watched a little bit of the lady detectives last night.

Because it was Craig’s squeaky clean bath night. Oh well.

Maybe we will have another altogether dinner tonight. Maybe. 

We talked to my friend Emmet last night. Of the computer. 

His big fast computer made very loud nasty noises. 

He had to take it to a fix your computer store. In far away Antigonish. Oh dear.

So he only has his little take it everywhere computer. Oh dear. 

I do not think we can have an altogether dinner tonight. 

Because maybe Niamh will work until late tonight at the expensive clothes store. Oh well.

Maybe we will watch the lady detectives again tonight. 

But one lady detective was shot. Oh dear. That is not right.

So now everybody has to catch the nasty people who shot her. Oh dear. 

Maybe we will have chips.

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Three

It was an everybody get up very early day today. Even Craig. Ha.

Zita and I had a very nice walk. There is still snow on the ground. Even in our park.

So I rolled and rolled and rolled all around in the snow. 

And I pushed the snow everywhere. With my own nose. Ha. 

That was a good walk.

But then I was a very soggy dog. Oh well. 

Zita had to go to the rascal ladies office very early today. 

And it is her do not go to work day today.

Because men are making the too small office bigger. 

So more people can help lots of ladies be brand new rascals. Ha.

Craig still has the too noisy cough. But not at night time. That is good. 

It is very cold outside today. That is why there is still snow all over everywhere. Ha. Oh well.

We did not have our toasts today. I do not know why. Too bad for me. 

So we had toasts for our lunchtime instead. 

They were a bit too toasty. We did not eat those parts. Good for us. 

Then Niamh and Miss Rima came home from their nice university. 

And they made squished toasty cheese sandwiches. For their own lunchtime. 

I helped them.

Then I had a nice nap in the kitchen.

We did not play catch the ball very much today. 

Because it is too cold outside.

Craig is already caught by a cold. He told me that he did not want two colds. 

Maybe Zita and I will go for a nice before dinnertime walk tonight. If it is not way too cold outside. 

We are going to have an altogether dinner tonight. Maybe with my friend Emmet too.

On the computer.

On the dining room table.

Because he is still in his far away university. Writing his giant story. 

He is not here telling me his interesting stories.

All about way way old Irish people. Too bad for me. 

We will watch the lady detectives again. They are good detectives. 

We do not have any chips. Oh dear. Too bad for me. 

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and Two

I was very busy last night. And fierce too.

A smelly skunk was at my house. It was very smelly. Oh dear. 

But I could not go outside to catch it. Zita would not open the door for me. Too bad for me. 

So I had to bark it away from my watching window.

Niamh saw it too. She was going to Mister Kettleman’s bagel store to meet a lady student.

To help her know all about far away laws. Because Niamh’s nice professor asked her to help. 

The lady has her own brand new little apartment. Up on the busy street. Just for her. 

So then Niamh went there to help teach the lady.

When Niamh was going to the busy street she saw the smelly skunk again.

In front of my own house. That is not right. 

There are lots of far away streets for smelly skunks to visit. 

They should not be on my street. Being all too smelly. Oh dear.

This morning Zita could not take her go fast bicycle to her office.

Because it snowed again last night. Not so much. Just too much for the bicycle to go fast. 

If you go fast on snow you will crash and fall down. And maybe be hurt. Or squished. Oh dear. 

When Craig was all awake we had bagel toasts for our breakfast. 

They were the tasty bagels from Mister Kettleman’s tasty bagel store

Craig still had the noisy too much coughing. So I did not mind him in the den. 

I minded him from my comfy in the kitchen bed. With my own towels. 

It was nice and quiet in the kitchen.

When Niamh was all awake she made lunchtime cheesie toasts. For everybody. Me too.

Then she went to her nice university. 

Because she has to write a brand new story. All about only a very little bit of a movie. 

She she can tell everybody why it is a very very good movie. That will be an interesting story.

Craig was still too noisy after lunchtime. Oh well. 

I looked out my watching window at the sometimes snowing day. 

When Zita comes home maybe we will go for our before dinnertime walk. I could be her fierce guarding dog. 

Because of the smelly skunks. Ha. Too bad for them.

I only had to mind Craig and Zita at dinnertime. 

Because tonight is a stay until late at her nice university for Niamh. 

Last night we watched the lady detectives again. 

And I got up on the very comfy sofa in the den. And I had a little nap. Right beside Zita. 

She did not even see me. Ha. She was too busy watching the detectives. Ha. Good for me.

Then Niamh came home and I had to help her make her delicious dinner. 

I was very busy yesterday taking care of my family. It is my very best job. 

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred and One

Everybody got up very early this morning. Except for Niamh.

Zita and I went for a very early in the morning walk because she had to go to another too early rascal meeting. 

When we got home my friend Craig was fast awake. And all dressed too. 

But there was snow on the ground everywhere this morning. 

Because it snowed last night when I was asleep. That is not very nice.

So Zita did not take her go fast bicycle.

And after Zita left I was not all very wide awake.

So I had a nice sleep in on the big bed. Until our toasts were all ready. Ha.

But my friend Niamh had a mistake sleep in. 

We could not get her all fast awake. Craig called and called her. 

But her brand new beautiful bedroom door was all closed. So she could not hear him. 

And I could not jump on her to get her fast awake. Too bad for her.

And then she missed her early in the morning class. Oh dear. 

So she had to go to her nice university as quick as could be. Oh dear. Too bad for her.

I minded Craig all morning. He is still too sick. But not way too sick anymore. 

Now he has a noisy coughing all the time cough. Oh dear.

So we had a nice not very quiet morning. Altogether. Ha. 

I minded him all morning. It is my best job. 

Then we had two peanut butter toasts for our lunchtime. Ha.

And we played catch the ball.

Because the snow was all gone away again. It is a not very cold outside day.

Then Craig had to read some more stories for our nice Queen. 

You can read stories even if you have a noisy cough. That is good.

I had a very comfy nap in the kitchen until my friend Zita came home.

Then we went on our before dinnertime nice walk. In the very very dark outside. Oh well.

We cannot have an altogether dinner tonight. It is Niamh’s stay until late at her nice university night. 

Maybe tonight we will watch the lady detectives again. They are not too scary. Ha. 

Sometimes if it is a too noisy detective program I cannot have very comfy naps in the den. 

Because I have to bark at the television. Too bad for me.

Day Two Thousand Three Hundred

It is sleep in Sunday but only Craig had a big sleep in today.

Because he is still a bit too sick. He stayed in bed until Zita and I came back from our big long walk.

It was a very cold outside day today. Because of all the wind. Oh dear. Too bad for us.

Then Niamh had to go to her downtown work and my friend Emmet was busy with his friends in far away Antigonish. 

So it was only Craig and Zita and I for our lunchtime.

Zita went to visit the nice farmers this morning and bought very big and fat croissants for us. Ha.

It is the sad remember all the soldiers who went to heaven day today.

The way too loud very fast little aeroplanes came right on top of my own house. Oh dear.

I barked at them and they went away. They should be nice quiet aeroplanes on sad days. 

Lots and lots of people were downtown at the giant remember the soldiers statue. 

To say thank you very much to them. 

There were even lots of scotsmen’s soldiers. With noisy bagpipes. Oh dear. 

Our Mister Prime Mister was in way far away France. Where lots and lots of our soldiers died. 

In Flanders. Where the brave Bouviers came from. Oh dear.

He was there so he could read the soldiers’s names so he could remember them too. That is good.

Zita went to visit Craig’s mother today. Because Zita is not sick anymore. That is good.

But today Craig’s mother could only remember things that did not happen. I do not know how. Oh well. 

But I stayed here to mind Craig. Because he is still a bit sick. 

I am his best minding nurse. He told me. Ha. Good for me.

He stayed in the den and watched the football games. On the television.

Watching the television does not make you tired when you are a bit sick. It is known.

We watched very good not scary lady detectives last night. 

Maybe we will watch them again tonight. Maybe. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Ninety Nine

We only had a very little sleep in today.

Because Zita had to talk to her mother and father. On the telephone. In way far away Dublin. 

Zita’s father has to take away all the falling down leaves. They were right on his garden. 

He should get a dangerous blow everything away machine. Ha. 

I stayed in the living room to mind Zita. And looked out my watching window.

Then Craig was all awake too. 

But he did not go to his old friends tasty breakfast restaurant today.

Because he has Zita’s too sore throat. And is too tired. Oh dear.

So we had our toasts and coffees in the den. With Zita too.

Then Zita and I went for a very long walk. To see everybody everywhere. Ha. That is a good walk. 

It is not so warm today. So Zita wore two coats. 

But I did not have to wear my keep me warm coat today. Because I am very furry. Ha.

When I get too furry I have to go to the make me beautiful store. Oh well.

We were very tired when we got home. So I had a nice nap. On my own comfy in the kitchen bed. 

Tomorrow is the sad day. When we remember all the brave soldiers who died in way far away places.

And went to heaven without their own families to mind them. That is too sad. Oh dear. 

There were even very brave Bouvier soldier dogs too. Craig found their picture. For me. 

They had to wear soldiers masks too. Oh dear. I would not like that so much.

Craig’s father was a long time ago soldier too. He had a moose aeroplane. 

Moose are very fierce. Maybe it was a very fierce aeroplane. Maybe.

This afternoon Zita took all our very dirty clothes to the clean your clothes for money store. 

Because we need a new hole in the basement floor. 

You cannot use your make the clothes clean machine if you do not have a nice hole in the basement floor. Oh dear.

The busy man has to come to make a brand new hole. Oh dear. 

I minded Craig this afternoon. All by myself. It was not so hard because he just stayed in the den. 

He was reading his new old book. I had a nice beside him minding nap. Ha. Good for me.

Mister Paul came to visit our house at lunchtime. But only for a very little time. 

He went to the old friends breakfast today. Without my friend Craig. Oh well. 

He brought brand new for the television programs from Mister Tom. That is nice.

It is good to have interesting new programs to watch when you are a bit too sick. 

Mister Tom always finds very interesting from way far away programs for us. Ha. Good for us.

Zita and I had a very long walk. Zita had to wear her keep your ears warm hat. Ha.

Because it was a flappy ears windy day for me. Ha. I was not even cold at all. 

When we got home Zita had chips. Even before dinnertime. 

And I got tasty green beans. 

Maybe we will have chips after dinner too. Maybe. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Ninety Eight

I had two breakfasts this morning. Ha.

Because I got Zita up too early. And she thought it was breakfast time. 

Because she was not so very all wide awake. And it was not even daytime. Ha.

Niamh was wide awake. Because she just got home. Oh dear. 

So then Zita and I went back to fast asleep. Niamh too. Ha.

And I had another tasty breakfast after our good morning to everybody walk. Ha. Good for me.

Then Zita went to the rascal ladies office. She took her go fast bicycle with her. 

I minded Craig in the big bed. 

Now the nasty flu caught him too. Oh dear. And now he has Zita’s too sore throat. 

Because she does not have it anymore. Too bad for him.

We had a giant cinnamon bun from Mister Kettleman’s tasty food store for our breakfast. I had a piece too. 

Last night a nice man brought Craig a very fat sandwich from Mister Kettleman’s for his dinner. 

And the sticky bun too. 

So Craig and I had our dinner in the den last night.

Because Zita had her dinner with all her lady friends. At a nice restaurant. 

I was very tired this morning. Because I was too wide awake too early. Oh dear.

So I had a nice beside Craig nap. So I could be his special nurse. 

Niamh went to work this morning. To the expensive clothes store. It is her favourite job.

Craig did not help our nice Queen today. 

Because of the nasty flu. Oh dear. Too bad for her. 

So he watched a program about a fierce Scotsman. With a sword and fierce friends. But not so many. 

So he had to hide in the way far away mountains. Until he had lots of friends. With very loud bagpipes. And swords too. Ha. 

Then he was king. That is a good story.

I had a nice rest in the den. 

We did not play catch the ball so much today today.

You cannot play if you have a sore throat. It is known.

And this afternoon it was just all windy snow everywhere. 

So Craig and I stayed inside and had a very quiet day. And we were not even a bit soggy. 

You have to have quiet days if you are a bit too sick. Or you will not get all better. 

When Zita came home I took her for our before dinnertime nice walk. In the dark. 

Because it is still the wrong time. Oh well. 

Maybe we will watch a nice detective program. Not scary detectives tonight. Maybe. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Ninety Seven

Everybody was all awake early today. Except Niamh.

Some of the silver little car’s tires were not so very round this morning. 

So Craig and Zita used the make tires fat machine and then they were all round again. That is a good machine.

Then Zita and the go fast bicycle went downtown to the rascal ladies office.

So Craig had his too much coffees and we had toasts. With tasty jam today. 

We ate our breakfast right in front of the watching window. Ha. Good for us. 

Zita did not get home until our bedtime last night. 

Because of the big party for the rascals. 

She wore a real dress. And very shiny shoes too. 

Because it was an important party. 

Niamh made own made pizzas for dinner. I got the crunchy pizza bits. Ha. That is good. 

Then Niamh sent her big new story to her professor. Because it was all finished. 

Now she has to study for a remember everything exam. Oh dear.

This morning when Niamh was all awake Craig took her to her important meeting. 

In the silver little car. Because it’s tires were all full up. Ha. That is good.

When they came home they had my giant bag of just for me tasty food. Ha.

Then Miss Kenzie came and brought lots of hamburgers. 

For Craig and Niamh. Ha. That is a nice present. 

Then Miss Rima came to visit me before they went downtown in Miss Kenzie’s little Jeep.

Because Niamh is working at the expensive clothes store today. Until late. 

After everybody was gone I had a nice nap on my comfy bed. 

Craig was just reading new stories for our nice Queen. 

He is easy to mind because he just stays in the den and listens to another music machine. And reads. 

Tonight Zita is going out to dinner with doctor Susan and all the other ladies. 

She is not even coming home before. She has to go right away. She she will not be too late. 

I will stay here to mind Craig. Too bad for me.

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Ninety Six

Zita and I had a nice before breakfast walk today. It is only just a windy day outside today.

Then Zita and Niamh went away. In the black go fast car. 

And I minded Craig. We only have a very little sleep in.

Then we had the toasted muffins for our breakfast. But we did not have any tasty jam today.

Then I watched everybody from my watching window. 

The nice garbage men came today. In their very noisy truck. I did not bark at them. Good for me. 

Zita will not be home until very late tonight. 

And it is even Zita’s own do not go to work day. Oh dear.

Because tonight is the say hello to all the rascal ladies party. Downtown in the giant theatre. Ha.

They will have lots of tasty cheese treats.

I could not go. It is a not for dogs party. 

But I am the best party dog ever. Zita told me. Too bad for me. 

Craig will have to make his own dinner tonight. Ha. Too bad for him.

There were awful squirrels on my patio this morning . They were chasing each other. All over.

I barked them all away. I hate squirrels. 

We had another toasty full of apples croissant for our lunchtime. But only one today. Oh well.

Then we played catch the ball. My side yard is very messy again. 

Because of the lots of wind yesterday. Oh well.

I had a nice minding Craig nap this afternoon. When he was reading his interesting stories.

He is not a fierce Viking today. That book is all finished. He did not get all stuck with a sword. That is good. 

Now crhas to wait until Merry Christmas time to get some brand new secret present books. Too bad for him.

This afternoon I had a very nice outside in my windy side yard nap. That was a good nap. 

When Niamh came home I ran all over. But I slipped and fell right into our stove. Oh dear.

But I pretended I did not. Niamh did not even notice. Ha.

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Ninety Five

Everybody was very busy today.

So Craig did not have a sleep in. 

But everybody was gone when he was all awake. Too bad for him.

I had a little sleep in. 

Zita went to the rascal ladies office today. On her go fast bicycle. Even in the windy rain.

But she still a bit too sore throat. Oh dear. That is not right.

Because it is very busy at the rascal ladies office. With lots of important meetings. Oh dear.

My friend Niamh went to her nice university before I was all fast awake. 

To write more of her new story.

She will write her story in the beautiful library with the too much money for coffee store. Ha.

It is an all the time little rain and wind outside today. Oh well.

Craig and I had toasty apple croissants for our breakfast. Two of them. Ha. That is a tasty breakfast

Then we played catch the the ball after Craig read lots of stories for our nice Queen. 

And I watched everything blow all over from my watching window. 

We are going to watch the rascals election tonight. On the television. 

They are not our rascals. They are somebody else’s rascals. 

Some of them are don’t tell the truth rascals. Oh dear. That is not so right. 

Maybe we will have more chips. Maybe. 

Watching rascals makes you hungry Craig said. I do not know why. Oh well.

We only had little toasts for our lunchtime.

Because we ate too much for breakfast. Oh well. Too bad for me.

It was not rainy this afternoon. It was all warm too. 

So we played catch the ball lots of times. That is good.

We will not have an altogether dinner tonight.

Because it is a stay until late at the university night for my friend Niamh. Oh dear. Too bad for her. 

Before dinnertime Craig had to read Niamh’s brand new story. So it will be beautiful. That is nice.

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Ninety Four

I had a quiet day today.

Zita stayed at our own house to do her rascal’s work. 

Because she is still a bit too sick. 

And Niamh’s nose had too much red as can be blood in it this morning. 

So she stayed in bed for a little while. Then Zita drove her to the nice university.

Today is Niamh’s stay until very late at nighttime day at her nice university. Oh dear. 

And today is Miss Tamina’s make the house spic and span day. 

She took everything out of all the cupboards so they would be as clean as could be.

I stayed in the comfy bedroom and Craig stayed in the den. Ha. 

Zita was just very busy in her new full of comfy chairs office. Good for us.

My friend Emmet is coming home to his very comfy bedroom in a little while.

Because he has to write a long exam. For the Harvard university. I do not know why. Oh well.

He told us last night. Right on the dining room table. Ha. Good for me. 

He is going to find a fast and warm aeroplane to bring him here. 

Not the silly too slow and cold train. 

Craig and I had the very tasty long cheesie bread for our lunchtime. Ha.

Then Craig dropped a bunch of cookies on the kitchen floor. Oh dear. 

But we did not have to use the noisy machine at all. 

I helped him clean up all by myself. Good for me. Then I had a nice nap.

Zita had to talk to the rascals all afternoon. 

I had my afternoon nap right in the hall. 

So I could mind Craig and Zita at the same time. Ha. Good for me.

Then she went to see her nice doctor. So she would be all better again. That is good.

When she came home we went for our before dinnertime walk. In the all dark outside.

Because of all the wrong times again. Oh well. 

Yesterday Zita’s father called us on the telephone. From way far away Dublin. 

To talk about Zita’s too sore throat. That is nice. 

Only Craig and Zita and I are having our at home tasty dinner tonight. 

Maybe we will have chips if we watch new detectives. Maybe.

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Ninety Three

We did not have a nice sleep in today. Only Zita had a sleep in.

Because of her own flu. That is not so nice. Her sore throat is still too sore. 

But not way too sore today. She is just very tired.

It is not the same time today as yesterday. 

Because of the time everywhere rule. I do not know why it is the rule.

That is silly rule. I do not like that.

That is why I did not have a nice sleep in. 

Because I had a sleep in and I did not even know it. 

Because it was a different time today. Oh well. Too bad for me.

I took Niamh on a little walk this morning. Before she went to the expensive clothes store.

She is working even on a sleep in Sunday. Too bad for her. 

When we came home Craig and I had toasty muffins for our breakfast.

Then we played catch the the ball. 

It is not a rain all the time day today. Just a bit not very warm. That is good. 

I was very busy last night. I had to help play the dragons game with everybody. 

I minded them. All by myself. In Emmet’s comfy bedroom.

But Emmet was not there. He was just on the very big television. 

He is still in far away. Writing his giant story. Too bad for us.

It is very very windy at Emmet’s far away university. He told us. 

When the dragons game was over I went upstairs and minded Craig and Zita in the den. 

We did not have any chips. Just more detectives. Oh well.

Then it was time to go to fast asleep. In our big comfy bed. Altogether. Ha.

This morning when Zita was all awake we had scotsmen’s porridge for lunchtime.

Because it soft if you have a sore throat. 

Then Zita took everything out of the refrigerator. And threw everything old into the garbage. 

And she washed all the inside too. So that the refrigerator was squeaky clean again. That is good.

She told me that making everything squeaky clean makes you feel better when you are sick. That is good.

Then she used the too dangerous for nice dogs to help blow everything away machine.

I had to stay in the den with Craig. Oh well. 

Now my own side yard is all squeaky clean too. That is nice.

We talked to my friend Emmet tonight. When we had our altogether dinner.

He did not just blow away in the too windy day. In far away Antigonish. That is good. 

I do not know if is an even different time in far away. 

I am not so good about the all different times everywhere.

I just know my own times. Oh well. Too bad for me. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Ninety Two

We had a very big sleep in today. 

Because my friend Zita still has a way too sore throat. That is not right. 

I was her best nurse dog all morning. And even lunchtime too.

I did not play catch the ball this morning. I was way too busy minding Zita. 

I am the best keep your feet comfy warm nurse dog. Ha. Good for me. 

Then Craig made her some nice Irish tea and not even a bit crunchy toasts for her lunch.

She ate them in her own cosy bed. With me keeping her all comfy. Ha. Good for me.

Doctor Susan told Zita she did not have a nasty cold. She said the flu caught her. Oh dear. 

That is not very nice. You cannot see the flu when it catches you. It is like a ghost. Oh dear.

Then Niamh went to the tasty food store to get us lots of delicious food. With Miss Taryn too.

I stayed here to mind Craig. 

We had the very tasty long cheesie bread for our late lunchtime.

Last night we watched a brand new detective program. We watched all of it. Until it was all over. 

If you are watching interesting programs you do not feel so sick. 

And you can eat lots of ice cream too. Ha. That is good.

Craig’s football team won again last night. That is nice.

It was very late when we went to fast asleep. So we did not get up early today. 

When Niamh came home she had bags and bags of delicious food.

Even some very little nearly ice creams. From way far away Italy. Just for Zita. Ha. That is good.

Then Niamh and Miss Taryn made a very fat full of cheese lasagna. For everybody’s tasty dinner tonight.

Because everybody is here tonight to play the dragons game. Mister Kirian too. 

In the basement with my friend Emmet. On the big television. 

Before dinnertime I stayed in the den so I could mind Craig. He was watching his hockey team. 

They did not win so much today. Too bad for him.

Zita had a nice make you squeaky clean before dinner shower. 

Showers always made you feel better when you are sick. 

Maybe we will watch another brand new detective tonight.

Maybe we will have more ice cream. Maybe. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Ninety One

I was very busy today.

Because Zita could not go to work today.

She has a way too sore throat. And can not talk so much.

And she can only eat ice cream and medicine pills. 

So I have to be her best ever nurse. 

I lay on the comfy rug right beside her. When she was on the sofa. In the living room. Until lunchtime.

Then Zita had more ice cream for her lunch. 

Because she has a way way too sore throat. That is not all right. 

Last night she went to the little only nearly a hospital store.

The nice doctor said that she has a nasty long time cold. Oh dear. That is not right. Too bad for her.

After lunchtime Craig and Zita and I watched the detective program. On the television. 

And it was not even after dinner. It was still not dark at all. Oh dear. 

We only watch the television when it is all dark. But not if you are sick. 

I do not watch the television so much. 

So I just minded Craig and Zita. All by myself.

They watched some new detectives until dinnertime. 

Zita had to have lots of ice cream. Oh dear. 

There is another football game on our busy street. Oh well. 

Everybody will be very soggy. 

Because it is a little rain all the time day. Oh well. Too bad for them.

Doctor Susan came over to be a big help. That is good.

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Ninety

Zita and I had a nice good morning walk. But not a so long walk.

Because the nasty cold still has her caught. Oh dear. That is not so nice.

And she even went to the rascal ladies office too. On her go fast bicycle. Oh dear. 

Because of the very important meetings. 

Craig only had a little sleep in. But I had a long all by myself sleep in. 

Because I was very tired. 

Last night lots of children came to my house. In their beautiful costumes. To get lots of free candy. Ha.

I stayed at my watching window all the time. 

So I could tell everybody when brand new children were on our sidewalk. It is my own job. 

Then I helped Niamh and Zita give everybody their own candy. That is my favourite job.

I did not even bark at anyone. 

Because it the the special Halloween night. Ha. 

Craig told me I was the best Halloween dog in the world. Ha. That is true.

And a little boy told Zita I was a good dog. Ha. Good for me.

And there was a fierce dragon too. But he did not say anything in Welsh. Too bad for him.

My friend Emmet can talk way old Welsh. Just like a dragon. Ha. Good for him.

This morning after my friend Niamh was all awake we had little rolls. 

From way way far away China for our tasty lunch. 

I could not have any. It was a not for dogs lunch. Oh well. Too bad for me. 

I got a little bit of very very delicious ham instead. Ha. Good for me. 

This afternoon there were kabillions of squirrels on my own front law. 

I watched them from my watching window. All afternoon. Oh dear. 

They were trying to steal our own pumpkins. That is not right. 

I was almost a no barking dog. Ha. I only had to stay in the kitchen a little bit. 

Good for me. I hate squirrels. It is known.

Tonight my friend Niamh is working until way way too late. At the expensive clothes store.

Counting all the beautiful clothes. I do not think that is so much fun. Oh well. 

We watched a brand new program last night. 

After all the little children were all at their own houses. Eating their candies. Ha. That is good. 

It is all about policeman who used to be a soldier. Now his job is to mind a rascal. Ha.

We did not have any chips. 

Craig and Zita just had the extra little candies. Oh well.