Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Eighty Nine

I had a very quiet day today because I was very busy. 

Because Zita is still caught by the very nasty cold. So she is too sick. 

Even on her do not go to work day. That is not all right.

So I am her best ever nurse. That is my favourite job.

A man came to fix the hole for all the water to go down. But he was not the right man. Oh dear.

And we had to be all awake very very early to see him. Oh dear..

So Zita went right back to bed so I could be her nurse. On the comfy bed. It is my favourite job. 

I stayed with my friend Zita all the time. 

I did not see Craig until our lunchtime. 

Because I was too busy. Minding my friend Zita. Oh well. 

Then we had our altogether lunchtime. 

Craig and I had two long cheesie breads. That is a tasty lunch. 

Zita only had a little bit of lunch. Because of the nasty cold. Oh dear.

Then I had a nice nap. 

When Niamh came home I took her for our nice before dinner walk.

I could not take Zita because of the nasty cold. Oh dear.

And when we got home we were as soggy as could be. Oh dear. Too bad for us.

Tonight is the scare everybody and get lots of for free candy night. Ha. This is my favourite night.

When it is all dark outside all the little children come to my house. In very scary costumes. 

Some are even monsters. Or beautiful princesses. Ha. That is good.

And we give them lots candy so we will not be scared. Ha. That is good. 

Niamh and Miss Rima and I got all the candy ready. And chips too. Good for us.

So we can give lots and lots to the little children. 

And sometimes our friends too. When they come to my house. Ha. 

I was a big help. Good for me.

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Eighty Eight

Last night Zita went to her cosy bed before bedtime.

Because a nasty cold caught her. I did not even see it get in my house. Oh dear. 

Maybe I was fast asleep. Oh dear. Too bad for me.

Or maybe it caught her way downtown. In the rascal ladies office. Maybe. 

But she even went there after our good morning walk. On her go fast bicycle.

But with a lot of make you feel not so sick pills. Oh dear.

Craig had a little sleep in. 

He was listening to a brand new very silly book. In bed. Ha. That is silly. 

I kept him company. It is my job.

And then we had fat toasts for our breakfast. 

 But we did not have any tasty jam today. Oh well.

When my friend Niamh was all awake she went off to her nice university. 

To read more stories. In the very beautiful library. 

With the comfy chairs. Ha. That is a good library. 

There is a too much money for coffee store there. In the library. Ha. 

When Craig was all finished reading all the interesting stories we played catch the ball. Lots of times. Ha. 

Then Craig and I had the delicious made of cheese very long bread for our lunch. Ha. 

I nearly did not get any. Because of my comfy bed. Oh dear. 

The man who lost his very important papers gave my friend Zita lots and lots of for free coffees. 

At the too expensive coffee store. 

Because we found the papers in the man’s carry everything bag. 

When we had our good morning walk. Ha. Good for us. 

But my friend Zita came home early today. And she went right to her comfy bed. 

Because she was caught by the nasty cold. Oh dear. That is not all right.

I got right up beside her. On the big comfy bed. 

So I could be the best nurse dog. 

Craig said I am the best nurse dog ever. Ha. That is true.

Craig will have to make our dinner tonight. Ha.

Too bad for us.

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Eighty Seven

It was a get up early day today. 

Today is Niamh’s all day at the university day. So Zita drove her there in the black car. 

Niamh went to bed right away after our dinner last night.

Because she was too tired. Too bad for her.

When Zita came home we went for our good morning walk. 

It is a not so very bright outside day today.

It is just an all full of flat grey clouds day. Oh dear. 

Then Zita and her go fast bicycle went downtown to the rascal ladies office. 

Craig only had a very little sleep in this morning. But I kept him company anyway.

Then we had the very tasty all full of holes buns. And we made them toasty covered in strawberry jam. 

Ha. That is a good breakfast.

Then Craig had to read brand new stories for our nice Queen. 

So I had a right beside him minding nap. Ha. Good for me.

Then a man came to my house. To take away some very big music speakers. 

Craig said maybe he will give us some real money. Ha. 

Those are good music speakers. When someone gives you real money. Ha. 

Last night we saw my friend Emmet. On Zita’s computer. On the dining room table. 

When we had our nice altogether dinner. He is very busy writing his giant important story. 

But he is coming home to see me. And Craig and Zita and Niamh too. At Merry Christmas time. 

Merry Christmas time is my favourite. 

Because of all the secret presents. Some are even for me. Ha. That is good.

Maybe this time Emmet will find a fast aeroplane that knows where we live. To bring him home.

Instead of the very very slow and way too cold train. Ha. That would be good. 

After lunchtime I had a nice nap. And Craig read his book. All about the old churchman from way far way. 

He used to be a fierce knight but now he is a churchman and a detective too. Ha. 

He does not have a nice dog. Oh well.

Craig said I am very noisy when I am fast asleep. Because of all my dreaming. 

Maybe in my dream I catch the awful squirrels. 

Or maybe I am a fierce helper for a famous knight. Maybe. 

Craig said he does not mind noisy dreaming. That is good. 

Niamh came home for a little while this afternoon. 

To get her do not have a sick tummy medicine.

I went downstairs to keep her company. Ha. I am the best helper friend. It is known.

And she made tasty very big toasty chips with lots of cheese on top. Ha. 

Craig and I had some too. Ha. That was a tasty toasty lunchtime.

Then Niamh went back to her nice university. Because it is an until late night at the university.

Craig and Zita have to find some new detectives to watch on the television. 

Because the lady detective programs are all finished. Oh dear. Too bad for them.

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Eighty Six

There was snow in my own side yard this morning. That is not so nice.

So we did not have sleep in Sunday today. Two bad for me.

Craig was up early too. So Craig and Zita and I our toasts together. That is right.

We did not go for a good morning walk. I was very happy. I told Zita I was very happy.

Because I did not want to be an all soggy dog this morning. 

So I had a very comfy nap instead. Ha. Good for me.

Then Craig and Zita went to their altogether lunch with Auntie Jane and Mister Paul and Craig’s mother.

They went to the from way way far away from China lovely restaurant. Up on our busy street.,

So I stayed here to guard the house. I got a peanut butter treat. 

Good guarder dogs always get very tasty treats. It is the rule. Ha. 

When Craig and Zita came home they had extra delicious food for my friend Niamh. That is nice. 

Then I took Zita and Professor Jill and the little dog on an early before dinner walk. 

Because it was not all snowy rain outside. 

So I was not a very soggy dog when we got home. Just a bit soggy. That is good.

But I had to stay in the kitchen until I was as dry as could be. Craig kept me company.

Then he had to watch the little fast cars on the television this afternoon.

And the football game too. At the same time. That is silly.  

I did not watch the television. I looked out my watching window. 

Then I had a nice nap. 

Craig said it is a good have a cosy nap day today. Good for us.

Before dinnertime Zita went to the lots and lots of food store. 

Because we did not have any for for our lunchtime. Or for our tasty dinners. That is good.

Maybe we will talk to my friend Emmet on the computer when we have our dinner. That is good.

Then maybe we will the lady detective. Maybe. If it is not all finished. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Eighty Five

Everybody got up very early this morning. I do not know why. Oh well. 

Zita and I went for our good morning to everybody walk all by ourselves.

Because Craig did not go to his old friends breakfast restaurant today. 

Because today is a too sore day. Oh dear. That is not all right.

So we had toasts altogether this morning.

And then we looked out the watching window at the windy day. With the leaves going all over everywhere. Ha. 

Then Zita talked to her mother in way far away Dublin. She did not talk to her father. 

Because he was painting walls. On a ladder. But he is too old for ladders. Oh dear. 

So she talked to cousin Ciara instead. 

Yesterday was cousin Orlaith’s Sing Happy Birthday day and I did not know. 

Because nobody told me. Oh dear. 

I did not get her a secret present. Oh dear. Too bad for us.

She is still in way far away Galway. Beside the giant ocean. In a house with all university friends. 

Before lunchtime Zita used the blow everything away machine. 

So she could make my side yard all neat and tidy again.

I could not help. Because it is a dangerous too loud machine. Oh well.

Mister Paul came to visit us this morning. After his breakfast. At the old friends breakfast restaurant.

He helped Zita turn off the very long water the grass hose. 

Because we do not water the grass when it is all covered in too much snow. Ha.  

Craig’s hockey team did not win last night. Oh well. 

Zita made us little toasts with sausages right on top. For our tasty lunchtime. That is a good lunch. 

Then Miss Taryn brought us own made cupcakes for our dessert. Ha. That is nice

Auntie Jane is coming to visit Craig’s mother tomorrow. For lunchtime at a delicious restaurant.

Craig and Zita are going too. 

So I will guard the house. Maybe I will have a nice sleep in too. Ha. 

We watched the lady detective last night. 

But Zita told me the lady detective program is nearly all finished. Oh dear. Too bad for her.

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Eighty Four

I had a nice quiet day today. That is good. 

It is nice to have nice quiet days sometimes. 

So I had a quiet day. Ha. Good for me.

Zita and I went for our nice walk in the as blue as can be sky this morning. But it is not so warm today.

But when we got home Craig and I did not have a little sleep in altogether. 

Because he got all fast awake all by himself. Ha.

 So I had to have my nice sleep in all by myself. Oh well. 

Then Miss Rima came to my house early to borrow some clothes from Niamh. That is silly.

And then I had to guard the house all by myself.

Because Craig had to have a meeting with a man. And then have a nice tasty lunch too. Ha. 

That is a good meeting. 

So we did not even have a together lunch today. Too bad for me. 

When Craig came home he had to do some writing. Maybe for our nice Queen. I do not know. 

Because I was all fast asleep on my own comfy bed. Ha. 

Then we played catch the ball. And I had my tasty very late lunch. Ha. 

Niamh is working again today. At the downtown expensive clothes store. It is her favourite job.

All the leaves are falling right on my own lawn. I cannot see the grass anywhere. 

Just our beautiful bushes. Oh well. 

I think the poor trees must get way too cold without their own leaves. 

My own patio trees always have their leaves. 

Even in the way too cold winter. I do not know why. Oh well.

The radio man said maybe we will have nasty snow tomorrow night. Oh dear. That is not right. 

Not all the leaves are all gone. That is not all right.

When Zita got home we went for our nice walk in the all dark outside. 

I do not like to go for walks in the way too dark so much. Oh dear. 

When we got home Zita went in the go fast car to the from way way far away India restaurant. 

To get our tasty dinner. Ha.

Maybe we will watch the lady detective again tonight. Maybe. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Eighty Three

Zita and I went for a very early walk this morning.

Because she had a way too early in the morning meeting.

And Craig did not have a nice sleep in. So I had to have a nice sleep in all by myself. Oh well.

Then Craig made our tasty toasts. With strawberry jam. 

Then I was all wide awake. Ha.

Toasts are my favourite. 

Then Craig took my friend Niamh to her important meeting. In the little silver car. 

So I had to guard the house all by myself. 

When Craig came home Niamh went to mind Lee and Cara’s house. 

So Craig and I had our lunch just all together. We had Scotsman bread sandwiches. With peanut butter.

Craig told me some people do not put delicious butter on their peanut butter sandwiches. 

Just only peanut butter. Oh dear. That is not right.

They will just be all too skinny. Like Emmet. Oh dear. 

And they will just blow away in the windy days. 

Niamh told me Lee and Cara are just all away because a cousin is getting married. 

With a very big lots and lots of people wedding. With a way too much food party. 

Everybody there is Italian so they will have lots of tasty cheese. And maybe wine too. Maybe.

There was a giant noisy truck on my street this afternoon. 

It was an elephant truck. And it put its very big trunk right into the hole in the street. 

And made way too much noise. That is not so nice. 

You cannot have nice beside Craig naps when it is too loud.

Then a lady came to my house.

Because she has the same little silver car as Craig. Ha. That is silly.

She wanted Craig to tell her about a fix your car all up store. 

So he told her about Mister Mike’s make your car perfect store.

It was not Craig own secret. Oh well.

Zita came home early today. 

Because of the way too early in the morning meeting. 

So we had our before dinnertime walk. And it was not even a little bit dark outside. That is good.

Then Zita drove Niamh downtown to the expensive clothes store. 

She is working until way way late tonight. I do not know why.

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Eighty Two

Craig had a big sleep in today. And it is not even sleep in Sunday. That is silly.

I minded him on the big bed. Ha. That is a good job.

Last night Craig did not make a tasty dinner. 

A man brought him a giant sandwich. 

From Mister Kettleman’s tasty bagel store. And a giant cinnamon bun too. Ha.

Then Craig and I watched the hockey game. But Craig’s team did not win. Oh well. 

Then Zita came home from her important very long meeting. With her own fat tasty sandwich. 

So we watched the lady detective until very late. 

Even my friend Niamh was home when we went to fast asleep. 

We did not have chips. Oh well. 

This morning Miss Claudia wrote my friend Craig a letter. About my stories. 

She said I did not tell everybody about the when you wake up stretches. Oh dear. 

I did not know other nice dogs had lovely wake up stretches. 

I thought it was only my secret. So I did want not tell everybody. Oh well. 

Craig says everybody should have at least one just for themselves secret. 

So I will have to find a brand new just for me secret. Too bad for me.

Craig and I had the giant cinnamon bun for our lunchtime. Craig made it toasty warm. Just for us. 

Because Zita and Niamh went off in the black go fast car to have a delicious lunch together. 

Craig and I stayed here. To mind the house. And so Craig could write stories for our nice Queen. 

Lee and Cara and Mister Lyndon and Miss Bruna have gone away for a nice visit. 

I do not know why. Nobody told me. 

So Niamh is minding their house and Disney the dog too. That is good.

Even all night. Oh dear.

The very noisy woodpecker bird came back to my front yard. To catch nasty bugs. 

He comes to visit my trees lots of times. He has an all red head. Ha. 

But he is still a very loud bird. Oh well.

All the rascal’s signs are gone. So I can see all my corner now. That is good. 

Only Craig and Zita and I are here at my house for our delicious dinner tonight. Oh well. 

And maybe my friend Emmet will visit too. On Zita’s computer. On the dining room table. 

But it is not really Emmet. It is only his picture. 

His picture cannot chase me all around the house before dinnertime. Oh well. 

Because he is really not here. 

He will be still in far away Antigonish. Writing his giant story. And helping the brand new students. 

But Craig told me Emmet cannot visit me tonight. Oh dear. 

Because he is out with all the other helpers. At a too many chips restaurant. 

To eat giant hamburgers. And talk all about their stories. 

Too bad for me. 

 Maybe we will watch detectives tonight. Maybe with chips. Maybe.

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Eighty One

I had a nice quiet day today.

The vote for your own rascals day is all finished. We stayed up and watched everything on the television. 

We did not watch the detectives. And we did not have any chips. Oh well. Too bad for us. 

The nice rascal who came to our house to say thank you to my friend Niamh won. Ha. That is nice. 

Our old rascal did not win. Oh well.

Today is Zita’s very busy until very late at night day. 

Because of the very important meeting for everybody from everywhere. Oh dear.

I took Zita for a nice long early in the morning walk. 

It was an all the time sunshine day this morning. But not too warm. 

Then she walked all the way downtown to the rascal ladies office. 

Zita did not take her go fast bicycle today.

Because a car is going to bring her home very late tonight. 

It will be too late at night for the go fast bicycle. Maybe it would get all lost. Oh dear. 

After Zita was all gone Craig and I had scotsmen’s fat toasts today. 

Then he read some long stories for our nice Queen.

So I had a nice right beside him minding nap. Ha. 

Niamh was still fast asleep until nearly lunchtime. 

Because it is the no nice university classes week. Ha. So she is just all fast asleep. 

Craig and I played catch the ball before our lunchtime. I was all fast awake. Ha. Good for me.

Craig and I had cheesie toasts for our lunchtime. They were not even way too toasty this time. 

The rascal are going to take all their signs away. Craig told me. 

I saw someone at lunchtime. They had lots of rascal signs. 

We are going to keep our own giant sign. In the basement. For the next time. Ha. Good for us.

When Niamh was all awake we played catch the ball game. 

Then she went to the too much money for coffee store to read her important for university books.

I stayed here and guarded Craig. We had toasty peanut butter bagels for our lunch. 

Then I had a nice nap.

Craig is going to make his own dinner tonight. 

Because Zita is at the rascal ladies office until late. Oh dear. Too bad for him.

We even had chips before our tasty dinner.

Because there is only Craig and me here for dinner.

Maybe Craig will watch the hockey game tonight. Maybe he will have more chips. Ha.

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Eighty

It is the vote for your favourite rascals day. Ha.

And it is Miss Bruna’s Sing Happy Birthday day too. Ha that is silly.

I cannot go and tell everyone who I want to be our rascal. That is not all right.

Because I guarded the giant sign for a long time. And nobody stole any of our rascal’s signs. Good for me.

This morning Zita and I went for our good morning everybody walk. And we found a man’s little suitcase. 

It was all just lost. It was of important papers. Right on the road. On the very quiet street. Ha. Good for us.

We are going to find him. And give it back.

Because we are very polite. Zita told me so. It is true. 

Lots of rascal helpers came to my house today. I did not know any of them. 

So I was a too much barking dog. Again. Oh well.

They came in case we did not know it is the go vote for a rascal day. That is silly.

My friend Niamh does not have any classes this week. 

Because it is the writing all the important stories you forgot to write week. Ha. That is good. 

Last night it was the just for all the ladies dragons game. 

So Niamh and Cara and Lee and Lily came to my house for a delicious dinner. 

We always eat in the basement because that is where we can see my friend Emmet. On the big television.

So I helped them. I am the best dragons game helper ever. Niamh told me. Ha. Good for me.

Craig and I had fat peanut butter toasts this morning for our breakfast. 

And then we had very delicious very fat peanut butter sandwiches for lunch too. 

With brand new bread. But with strawberry jam. Because it was lunchtime. Ha.

We always have our lunch after Miss Tamina is all finished. Then it is not so noisy.

It is not so nice to have a noisy lunchtime. It is known.

Then Craig and Niamh went the the other school. 

Not Emmet and Niamh’s old school. The other right beside it school. 

That is where they go to vote for their favourite rascals. 

I stayed here to guard the house. And Miss Kenzie in the basement. 

When Craig and Niamh came home Niamh and Miss Kenzie went in the not so fast Jeep to our nice little hardware store. 

To get the big keep the air clean thing for the make the house toasty warm machine. 

And to make Miss Kenzie’s tires all round and full up to the top. 

Because they were not so very round today. Oh dear.

But the fast air for tires machine is right there. Beside our little hardware store. That is good.

Zita is going to be at work until late tonight. Because of the another very important meeting.

She will have to go to the other school in the dark. To vote for her own rascals. That is not so nice. 

I cannot go to guard her. In the all dark outside. 

Because it is a not for even nice dogs place. Too bad for us. 

So then we will watch the television. 

So we can know if our rascals won. 

Sometimes the wrong rascals win. 

Sometimes even nasty rascals win. That is silly. I do not know why.

Craig and Zita do not know why either. Oh dear. Too bad for us. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Seventy Nine

Zita and I did not have a lovely sleep in Sunday today. I do not know why. 

And Craig only had a very little sleep in. 

So I did not have to keep him company. Oh well. Too bad for me.

Zita and I did not have an early in the morning walk today. 

Because Zita was very very busy in the basement. Finding lots of our too much stuff. To give away.

So when Zita was all finished we had our long before our lunchtime walk. 

We went up to the busy street to see all the nice farmers. And buy some of their very tasty food. 

We got lots of fat full of butter croissants. 

And some chocolate croissants too. 

And Scotsman’s flat buns. 

And even an all round Scotsman’s tasty bread.

Niamh and Lee went for a wake you all up walk when Zita and I had our own walk. Ha.

So Lee had her delicious lunch with us. 

And my friend Emmet was here too. 

Right on our dining room table from far away Antigonish. That is right.

Now Emmet is very very busy writing his important giant story. 

This week Emmet and all his friends and going out for a too many chips tasty dinner. 

So that they know that everybody is still all right. That is good. 

Sometimes when people get way too busy writing their giant stories they get too tired. 

And sometimes they even forget to have tasty good for you food. 

Because their own families are not there to give them tasty green beans. Or delicious salads. Oh dear. 

We should send Emmet some tasty green beans. Or frozen tasty peas. Ha.

Zita went to visit Craig’s mother this afternoon before she went to the very very big hardware store.

I stayed here to guard the house. And Craig too. 

I had a nice nap because on my comfy kitchen bed.

Craig was just watching the fast noisy little cars. In the den. He is easy to guard. 

Because he does not go out so much. 

A rascal came to my house this afternoon. He talked to Craig for a long time.

He wanted to thank my friend Niamh for her giant sign. 

And all the interesting questions she asked all the rascals.

Tomorrow is the vote for your own favourite rascal day. 

I cannot vote. The present man did not bring me the now you can vote letter. Oh dear. Too bad for me.

Maybe I will get the special letter next time. Maybe. 

Zita had to use the blow everything everywhere machine this afternoon. 

Because of all the falling down leaves. I was a too much barking dog. Oh well. 

Maybe we will watch the lady detective again tonight. She is Zita’s favourite detective. Ha.

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Seventy Eight

Zita and I took Craig to his old friends breakfast restaurant this morning. Good for us.

Because it is old friends breakfast Saturday.

It is only a bit cold outside today. That is good. 

Then Zita and I went for our just us together nice walk. That is a nice walk. 

We got the very fat newspaper for Craig’s mother. For her to read in her little apartment.

When we got home I had my tasty breakfast and Zita talked to everybody in Ireland. On the telephone.

Even our cousin Orlaith too. 

Then I had a nice nap on my comfy bed in the kitchen. 

We had to use Miss Bruna’s make your clothes clean machine today. 

Because we cannot use our brand new clothes cleaner machine.

Because need a brand new hole in the basement. Oh dear. Too bad for us. 

Last night one of our rascals came to visit Niamh. To say thank you for her giant sign. 

The one that tells everyone to vote for their favourite rascals. That was nice. 

I barked at him a lot. I did not know him so much. Oh well. 

He said he would like to help Niamh when she wanted to be our rascal. Oh dear. Oh dear.

That is my own job. Oh well. Too bad for him.

We have his sign right on my front lawn. That is good. 

Last night Craig’s football team won. Ha. He was surprised. Me too.

Niamh and Miss Rima and Miss Kenzie made our tasty dinner last night. 

Toasty cheese sandwiches. Ha. That is a good dinner. 

Craig had his tasty sandwiches in the den. Me too. I got some too. Ha.

Then Zita came home from Professor Jill’s house. It was all full up to the top with people. 

Lots and lots of people were there to say goodbye to Professor Carter. 

They were not way too sad. Just a little sad. 

Maybe because Professor Carter is going for a nice all over everywhere walk with my friends Jamie and Zorro. 

And now his leg and Zorro’s leg do not hurt at all in way way far away heaven. 

Mister Saint Newton told me. That is good.

Niamh was still fast asleep at lunchtime today. I had to be a not so much barking dog. Too bad for me.

Zita and I went for an early not in the dark walk today. That is good. 

Sometimes nighttime walks are a bit scary. 

When it is way too cold dangerous wolves hide in the bushes at night. And just jump out to scare people. It is known.

This afternoon Zita found lots and lots of nice clothes that she does not even wear anymore. 

Maybe they were hiding. Oh well. 

She is going to take them to the free clothes for nice people store. That is good. 

Craig and Zita went to the busy street for a tasty dinner. At the very nice man’s little restaurant. 

I guarded the house all by myself. Good for me.

Maybe we will watch the lady detective tonight. On the television. 

We have lots of tasty chips. I saw them. Ha.

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Seventy Seven

I had a nice quiet day today. That is nice.

Zita and I had a nice good morning to everybody walk this morning. In the just as full of sunshine outside.

Then she went to the rascal ladies office with her go fast bicycle.

I kept Craig company on the comfy big bed.

Then Niamh was all awake early.

Because the expensive clothes store asked her to go to work today. Ha. Too bad for her.

When we were all awake Craig and I played catch the ball.

Even before we had out toasty peanut butter toasts. Ha. Good for us. 

Then I had a nice nap. Right beside Craig in the den. 

He had to read some brand new stories for our nice Queen. I minded him. All by myself.

Craig and I had our own made lunch. Then I watched everything from my watching window. Ha.

There is another football game tonight.

So there are cars parked everywhere outside. Even in the wrong places.

And even more all lost cars.

So the big take your car away trucks are here. And the police cars too. Oh dear.

Zita came home early from the rascal ladies office today. 

So we could go on our before dinnertime walk. 

But only the not full of cars streets. 

So we would not just get squished by the too many all lost cars. 

The lost cars do not lookout for everybody.

Because they are just too lost. Oh dear. 

So the police have to take them to a far away place. Oh dear. 

Our nice cars just stay on our own driveway. That is good.

Zita went to Professor Jill’s house after our nice walk.

Because Professor Jill is having a come and say goodbye to Professor Carter party.

Just for all his friends. 

So everybody can eat cheesie crackers. And tell funny stories all about him.

Craig cannot go. Because of the too many stairs at her house. 

I will have dinner with him. That is good. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Seventy Six

I had a nice quiet day today.

I took Zita for a nice walk before she went to the rascal ladies office. On her go fast bicycle. 

Then I went into the big bedroom and Craig and I had a nice little sleep in. 

When we were all fast awake we played catch the ball. 

Even before Craig had his too much coffees.

It is an all sunny day outside today. But it is not so warm.

Because winter is coming. Ha.

We had toasty buns with peanut butter for our lunch. Ha. That is a good lunch.

But there were lots of awful squirrels in the bushes in my side yard. That is not right.

Craig told me that he and Mister Paul had to go and buy special things at the giant hardware store.

Not our nice up on the busy street hardware store. A different hardware store. 

A store who does not have tasty treats. Too bad for it. 

Nice dogs will not take their friends there. Ha. 

But then Craig changed his mind.

Because then he had a too sore shoulder. So I minded him all afternoon. 

And he put a very hot bottle on top of his shoulder. Lots of times.

So this afternoon we just looked out the watching window. 

And we were very quiet. Ha. Good for us. 

Craig just listened to his phone. 

To a story all about the very long ago church man from way far away Wales. 

He is a doctor. And a detective too. Ha.

So Craig had a nice quiet day today too. I minded him. 

It was an easy job today. Ha.

Good for us. 

When Zita came home we went for our walk. Before it was all dark. 

When it is all dark dangerous animals hide in the bushes so I have guard Zita all the time. Ha. 

That is a scary job. It is known.

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Seventy Five

I had a busy day today.

Zita and I took Professor Jill and the little dog for a nice good morning walk.

Then Craig and Zita and I had our toasts. Altogether. Ha. That is good.

Then the fix the sinks man came to our house. To fix the nasty hole in the basement floor.

But he cannot fix it. It is too old.  Oh dear.

But Zita talked to him for a long time. 

So now he is going to move the make the clothes clean machine. 

And make a band new hole in the basement floor for the water to go far away. Ha. That is good. 

Zita said then we can make a beautiful new big bathroom. With a squeaky clean shower. 

But not right away. Maybe later. 

After lunchtime Zita went to the make you beautiful store. I stayed here to mind Craig.

We played catch the ball game. We found the other catching balls. 

They were hiding under the outside stove. Maybe the squirrels hid them. Ha.

Today is my very far away friend Mister Elliott’s Sing Happy Birthday day today. That is good. 

He will get special treats today. 

Because nice dogs always get special treats for their Sing Happy Birthday day. It is a rule. Ha. 

That is a good rule. Ha. 

Niamh was very tired this morning. 

Because she went to her until very late at nighttime class last night. 

Even after being way downtown all day. Learning all about expensive clothes.

So before our nice walk this morning Zita drove her back downtown. 

So she would not just fall fast asleep on her fast bicycle. That is good.

Mister Paul came to our house this afternoon. To drink his afternoon coffee. 

Then Zita and Paul looked at our front steps. 

They will fix them so they are not too wet and messy. Ha.

When Niamh came home she made more tasty treats. Maybe for our dinner. Ha.

But Niamh cannot be here for our dinner.

Because she has a important meeting Miss lawyer Megan. At the too much money for coffee store. 

To talk about Niamh’s vote for your own rascal company. Ha.

Maybe we will watch the lady detective again. She is Zita’s favourite detective. Ha.

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Seventy Four

I had a nice very quiet day today.

But I had a eat fall down berries sick tummy last night. Oh dear. 

Now my own comfy bed is in the clean the clothes machine. Too bad for me.

Zita and I went for a nice walk after she drove Niamh to way downtown. 

Then she and her go fast bicycle went to the rascal ladies office.

Craig and I had Scotsman’s scones and jam for our breakfast. That is a tasty breakfast. 

Then Mister Paul came to our house for some too much coffee. 

And to talk about interesting things. That is what friends do. Ha. 

So I had a nice nap on the living room rug.

It is not a rainy day outside today so we played catch the ball lots of times. That is good.

There were more very noisy giant machines on our streets today. 

They are making a brand new smooth as can be road. That is good.

But the machines are too noisy. Oh dear.

When mister Paul went home Craig and I had some toasts for our lunchtime. 

Then I had another nap. On the big soft bed. All by myself.

Craig was in the den reading for our nice Queen. 

So I guarded him from the big bed. Good for me.

When he was all finished his reading we played catch the ball again.

But we could not find any of my catching balls. We looked everywhere. But not downstairs.

The go fast chair does not know all about stairs. Oh well. Too bad for it.



So Craig got my brand new for my birthday catching ball. It is very bouncy. Ha. Good for me. 

Niamh has to find a beautiful costume. 

For the everybody comes to our house to get tasty treats night. 

Sometimes they have very scary costumes. But I do not bark at them.

Because they are really just little children. Ha. Good for me. 

Niamh will not be home for a tasty dinner. 

Because it is hard finding just for her beautiful costumes. Too bad for her. 

Maybe we will have chips tonight. When we watch the detectives. Maybe.

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Seventy Three

It is an all the time too much rain day today. Oh well. Too bad for us.

Zita did not go downtown today. 

She worked in her own office. In our house. Talking to everybody on the telephone. 

Before my breakfast Zita drove Niamh downtown to the expensive clothes store. 

So Niamh could learn all about the too expensive clothes. That is good.

It is alway nice to know lots of interesting things.

When Zita came home we both went for a nice walk with Professor Jill and the little dog. 

When I got home I was nearly not soggy at all. That is good.

Last night Niamh and Miss Rima and Miss Kenzie made tasty cupcakes. With everything on top. 

But they did not eat any. Ha. That is silly.

Then Craig and Zita came home. 

Because they could not go to their beautiful music concert. Oh dear. Too bad for them.

Because it was a not for wheelchairs concert. Oh dear. 

There were only way too many too old steps. In the nasty basement of a too old church. Oh dear.

And there was not even one move you up and down room. 

Just lots of too dangerous steps. Oh dear. That is not right. 

Our nice church has a very very small go up and down room. That is a good room.

That is why they came back home. Maybe they were sad. Maybe.

So we watched the lady detective from way far away England instead. 

And we had chips too. Ha.

I minded them in the den. Until it was bedtime.

So they would not be too sad about the beautiful music concert. Ha. Good for me.

We only played catch the ball a few times today. 

Because Craig will melt in the rainy day.  Oh well. Too bad for him. 

We cannot have an altogether dinner tonight.

Because Niamh went to her late at night class at her nice university. 

Right after her expensive clothes store meeting. 

Maybe we will have some cupcakes for our dinner. Ha. That is a good dinner.

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Seventy Two

I had a nice quiet day today. 

Zita did not have a nice sleep in today. 

Because she had to talk to everybody in Ireland. Even auntie Eilean too. 

So I minded Craig on the comfy big bed. He had a nice sleep in. Ha. Good for us.

Then Zita and I went for our before lunchtime walk.

We went to the busy street to visit all the nice farmers. 

So we bought Scotsman’s scone. And fat muffins.

For our lunch with my friend Emmet. He was right on the dining room table. 

In his very little apartment. In far away Antigonish. 

He told us all about his very interesting meetings at the Harvard university.

Some people there could talk like way way old Irish people. Just like my friend Emmet. 

And they are not even from way far away Ireland. Ha that is silly.

We had strawberries for our lunchtime too. 

Niamh went to a scary farm last night. With all her friends. 

I do not know why. I do not like scary things so much.

Today my own house is right on our little newspaper. Ha. 

Because of Niamh’s giant sign. And all the rascal’s signs. Ha. That is good.

Zita and I will put it on all our neighbours steps. Ha. Good for us.

Craig and Zita are going to a not too loud music concert tonight. 

So they can hear beautiful music. But not from music machines. 

It will be real people making their very own music. Right in front of everybody. Ha. 

Zita and I went for our before dinnertime walk. It was an early walk today.

Because it is the going to the music concert night tonight. Ha. 

So I will stay here to guard our house. And maybe Niamh too. 

That is my favourite job.

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Seventy One

I was very busy night last night.

I had to mind everybody downstairs. When they played the Dragons game. I got pizza treats.

Niamh said I was a very big help. Ha. Good for me.

When everybody went home I minded Niamh. 

Right on her comfy bed. And I got tasty cracker treats.

Because it was my Sing Happy Birthday day. Ha. Good for me. 

Then I went upstairs to go to fast asleep on the big comfy bed. 

So I could mind Craig and Zita. 

We got up very early this morning.

Because Zita and Susan had to go all the way downtown.

To go to their remember everything exam. All about how to fix people. Oh dear. 

They have to stay until dinnertime. Oh dear.

Then Mister Paul came to our house and Craig and he went to the old friends breakfast restaurant.

So I minded Niamh. All by myself.

Until Miss Tamina came to make the house spic and span. Then I minded her too.

But I stayed downstairs with Niamh.

Because of the noisy machines. When Craig came home I minded him in the den. Ha. Good for us.

Craig’s football team and his hockey team were on the television this afternoon. 

So I had a nice nap. 

Next week Niamh is going to Miss Lulu’s store. All the time. To learn everything. 

She will not have time to go to her nice university. Oh dear.

But her nice professors said it was ok. 

But then she has to go and buy them lots of tea. 

And maybe some tasty donuts too. That is silly. Oh well. 

When Zita came home she was very tired. Remember everything exams make you very tired. It is known.

But we had a nice walk anyway. 

Maybe we will watch something new tonight. On the television. Maybe we will have chips. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Seventy

Today is my own Sing Happy Birthday day. 

That is why my friends Elliott and Gracie and Massie sent me the secret present. From way far away.

Not way far away Ireland. Their house is in the way far away with giant mountains.

Emmet said there are lots and lots of way far aways. Oh well.

Massie has her own watching window too. Just like me. Ha. That is good.

I have two special day. This is my dog birthday. 

This morning Craig sang the Happy Birthday song. Just for me. 

And then Niamh sang me the song too. Ha. 

Then we had the tasty from France jam on our toasts today. Ha. 

I have the another special day too.

It is the day I got my own family to mind. 

And my own house too. 

And my very own name. Ha. 

That is a very good day too. 

My friend Emmet is writing a story all about writing his very important big story.

Craig says it is very funny. That is good. 

Lots of university stories are not even a bit funny. Too bad for them.

Emmet always makes people laugh. That is good.

I had a big nap this morning. On my comfy in the kitchen bed. 

Because today is my Sing Happy Birthday day. Ha. That is good. 

Niamh is going to learn all about her new job. At the expensive clothes store. All afternoon. 

I got a special very tasty lunch today. 

Because it is my Sing Happy Birthday day. Ha.

It is not so noisy outside today. So I minded Craig on the comfy rug in the living room.

And Zita and I had a nice before dinnertime walk. It is not warm today. Just all the time sunny.

For my Sing Happy Birthday day. Ha. Good for me.

We cannot have an altogether dinner tonight.

Because it is a play the dragons game night. 

So everybody will come to my house. 

To talk to my friend Emmet on the very big downstairs television. 

So they can play the game altogether.

But cousin Orlaith cannot play. 

Because of the wrong clocks in way far away Galway. Oh dear. 

Mister Tony’s friend brought lots of pizzas to our house.

For the dragons game. 

So I went downstairs to help everybody play their game. And mind the pizzas.

I saw my friend Emmet. Right on the very big television. Good for me. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Sixty Eight

We had a very little sleep in today. Because it is Zita’s do not go to work day.

So I took Craig and Zita on a giant walk. To all over.

It was a very hot day this morning. That is silly.

There were some ducks in our other pond. 

Because there is alway a little bit of water in the other pond.

So the children can go slippy sliding on the ice. When the so cold winter catches us. 

Then went in the tunnel under our beautiful big bridge. Ha. That is good.

And then we were right on the busy street. With all the shops. 

Shops are just little stores. Where you go shopping. Ha. Zita told me. So it is true.

We had to go all around to get home.

Because our other street is all chopped up. And full of giant machines. Oh dear.

When we got all at home we had to have cold drinks. For everybody. 

Because of the too hot outside day. Ha.

Then Zita put some bags of too many clothes in the black go fast car. 

So she could take them to the store where people can get nice clothes. 

For no money at all. That is good.

Craig did not do so much reading for our nice Queen today. 

Because of our very long go to everywhere walk. 

I had a nice nap. Craig was just reading his book.

My friend Niamh came home at lunchtime from her early in the morning class. 

To make her own lunch. We did not share it. Oh well.

Craig always shares his lunch. Ha. Good for me.

The very noisy machines came back this afternoon. With even more machines.

They had giant squish the road flat machines too.  They are too noisy. 

I do not like them so much.

Craig helped me watch them. From my watching window. Ha. That is good.

Mister Tom brought us more old far away detectives today. Even with the all chopped up road.

That is nice. He is a nice man. Sometimes I do not even bark at him. Sometimes. 

Then Zita had to go to my nice doctor’s to get my do not get a sick tummy medicine.

That is nice.

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Sixty Eight

I had a not so very nice quiet day today.

It is an everybody is back to being busy day.

After our nice good morning walk Zita went to the too small office. With her go fast bicycle. 

Then Niamh was wide awake too.

So she and Lee went to their nice university together. Ha. 

Today is a stay until late at Niamh’s nice university.

And my friend Emmet is all back in his very small apartment. In far away Antigonish. 

He did not get home until very late last night. 

So maybe he is still all fast asleep. Ha. 

Going on aeroplanes always makes people too tired. Zita told me. 

Craig did not have even a little sleep in. He did not go on any aeroplanes.

So we had our toasts and looked out my watching window.

But my beautiful pond is all empty. 

I looked out my window and it was just as empty as can be. Oh dear.

So my friends the ducks have all gone away. To somewhere where there is no too much snow. 

Because they cannot swim in an all full of snow pond. Too bad for us. 

Then I had a big nap on my comfy in the kitchen bed. 

Last night I helped Niamh and Rima with their writing about do not forget to to vote for your rascal.

Downstairs in Niamh’s beautiful bedroom. On the sofa. With lots tasty crackers. And tea. Ha. 

I was a big help. Niamh told me.

Craig and I had a big piece of tasty used pie for our lunch. That is a silly lunch.

When we went outside to play catch the ball it was all hot again. That is silly weather. 

It is not for empty ponds weather. It is known. Oh dear. 

Then a giant machine came on my other street and chopped it all up. 

It was a very very noisy machine. 

And there were very big trucks to take away the all chopped up street. 

The trucks were noisy too. Oh dear. 

I do not know why they chopped my street all up. Nobody told me. That is not right.

Niamh came home for a rest. Before she went back for her until class. Ha. 

And she made a tasty before her long class snack.

Maybe only Craig and Zita will have their tasty dinner with me tonight. 

Because Niamh will be at her nice university.

Maybe we will watch the television tonight. Maybe. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Sixty Seven

I had a big sleep in today.

Because I was very tired after our very big thank you for everything party last night.

Helping make the dinner and guarding lots and lots of people made me very tired. 

It was a very loud party. Everybody was laughing all the time.

That is a good party.

But my friend Emmet was not here. He was still at the Harvard university 

He had to find an aeroplane that knows how to find his Mister Saint Francis’s University. 

And not go anywhere else. Oh dear.

Then he had to wait. And wait. But he had an interesting book. That is good. 

So tonight he will be back in his very little apartment. With his own pillows. 

And all his important books. That is good.

This morning when I was just all awake there a squirrel right on my bedroom window. Oh dear. Oh dear.

But I chased it all away. Ha. Good for me.

I had toasty cheese cheese sandwiches for lunch with Craig and Zita and Niamh.

Everybody is here because today is a just stay home holiday. Ha. That is good.

The patio is all neat and tidy again. Zita put all the nasty weeds into big bags. 

And even some branches too. 

It is time for all the leaves to fall on the ground and make everything all messy again. Oh dear. 

We will have to use the very noisy blow everything far away machine. I do not like that machine.

But there were too many squirrels on our lawn today. All the time. 

I had to stay at my watching window. All afternoon. To guard our house. It is my best job. 

So I did not have my nice after lunchtime nap today. Too bad for me. Oh well.

We took Professor Jill for our before dinnertime walk today. 

She said goodbye forever to Professor Carter today. Oh dear. That is sad.

Then the fix the telephone man came again today. With a very noisy machine. Oh dear. 

To put brand new wires in my house. It took a very long time. 

So we had to move the big bed. For the brand new wire. Oh dear.

And Craig had to clean all his little not real animal friends. 

Because they were all way too dusty. Too bad for them.

Zita put the keep the silly flies out special door in the basement. 

Because it is too cold for the silly flies. Ha. That is good. 

We will have an altogether dinner tonight. With Miss Rima too. That is good.

Maybe we will watch the from way far away lady detective tonight. 



Maybe we will have some delicious used pie. With the whipped up tasty cream. Maybe. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Sixty Six

Craig had a little sleep in today.

Because it is sleep in Sunday.

Zita and I did not sleep in.

Because we were too busy. It is the say thank you for everything day. 

And everybody is coming to our house for the say thank you dinner party.

Cara and Lee and Lily and Miss Rima and Miss Kenzie and Mister Paul and even Craig’s mother too.

They are all going to have their tasty party dinner at our house. We will use the other table too. Ha. 

And the table sheets too. And a pumpkin too. Ha.

Tasty dinner parties are my favourite. 

Because I am the best party minder dog ever. It is known.

When Craig was wide awake he read Niamh’s brand new story. 

So it would be beautiful. Then Zita read it too. Ha.

My friend Emmet is still at the Harvard university. 

He cannot be here for the party. Oh dear. 

He will not even be on the dining room table. Too bad for me. 

Last night some important professors made a fire. 

Right at the Harvard university. And nobody knew. Oh dear. 

And they made their very own tasty treats. All by themselves. And Emmet too. 

He told me not to tell anybody. Because it is a secret. Ha. 

Tasty treats secrets are very good secrets. Ha. Good for us.

Zita and Niamh and Lee and I were very busy in the kitchen. All afternoon.

Because of the way big party tonight. 

I was a big help.

Craig was not so busy. 

Because he only knows how to make peanut butter sandwiches. And soup. Oh well.

So he was not a big help. I was a big help. 

Craig just watched the football on the television. 

His hockey team even won last night. Ha. That is nice. 

Zita and I went for out before the tasty dinner party walk. Just by ourselves. 

Niamh and Lee and Cara made the lots and lots of vegetables. For our dinnertime. Ha.

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Sixty Five

It is Craig’s Saturday go to breakfast day. 

But Zita and I did not take him today. 

Because we had a little sleep in. Ha.

Craig and Mister Paul went all by themselves to the old friends breakfast restaurant.

Then Zita and I went for our nice walk all by ourselves.

When we came home doctor Susan came to drink some tea and do some work on the computer with Zita.

So I had a nice nap.

Niamh was downstairs writing her brand new essay. All morning. Until our lunchtime. Ha.

When Craig came home he had lots of brand new Mister Tom programs. For the television.

Ha. That is nice.

We went to bed early last night. We were all too tired. 

Except for Niamh and Miss Rima. They had to stay up late and listen to some too loud music. Oh well. 

My friend Emmet is still at his nice hotel. 

At the Harvard university. Listening to interesting people. That is good. 

It is alway good to hear interesting stories. 

If you do not listen to other people you will only know what you know. And maybe you are wrong. Oh dear. 

Craig’s football team nearly won last night. But they did not. Oh well. Too bad for them.

Zita talked to her father and her her mother after lunchtime. That is nice.

Her mother is already making Emmet’s beautiful keep you cosy warm sweater. That is good.

Because Emmet is always too cold. Sometimes he wears a fuzzy warm blanket all day. That is silly.

We took Professor Jill and the little dog on our before dinnertime walk. We like going for walks with Professor Jill.

Then Zita went to the expensive meat store on the busy street. To get our tasty ham. 

They make our ham just the right way for us. That is a good store.

It was Uncle Bill’s favourite store. 

Because if you go there you do not have to get up way way too early in the morning. 

And hide in the trees to get your tasty turkey.  

Because the store has lots of them. Ha. That is a good store.

A man had to come to my house this afternoon.

Because the old telephone would not work at all. He had to look everywhere to find the broken part.

And his friends had to come to help. Oh dear. Oh dear.

Maybe we will watch the lady detective from way far away England tonight. 

Maybe we will have some chips too. Maybe.

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Sixty Four

I had a nice quiet day today.

Zita and I had a nice walk. It is not too hot today. That is nice.

Then Zita and her bicycle went to downtown and Niamh went to her nice university.

She is still writing her brand new big story.

Craig had a little a bit sore today sleep in. I minded him. Good for me.

When he was all awake we had very flat toasts. 

With the from way way far away India bread. Ha. That was tasty toasts. 

We did not play catch the ball so much today.

Because of the a bit too sore. I had a nice nap on my comfy bed. In the kitchen.

My friend Zita came home at lunchtime. To find her black go fast car. 

Because she had to find things for the rascal ladies office. 

But she did not have a nice lunch with me.

Because she was very busy.

Then she came home again. And she had brand new food for tasty dinners.

A car took her back to her too small office. And her go fast bicycle.

I had a nice nap after our lunchtime snack. Outside. 

Because it is not even a bit too hot today. That is good. 

My friend Emmet is still living in his hotel at the Harvard university. 

Today he is listening to very smart people. Like him. 

They are talking all about way way old Irish people.

Maybe about his grand dad. 

Or Emmet’s very dangerous relatives. Or even Zita’s Uncle Joe. Oh dear. 

Maybe they will get tasty treats for their lunchtime. Ha. That is good. 

Miss Ginny brought us a tasty present this afternoon.

Because it is going to be say thank you for everything nice day. Very soon.

We always have a say thank you party. With lots of cheese. And pies. Pumpkins pies. 

And lots of ice cream. For my friend Niamh. Ha. That is good. 

But my friend Emmet will not be here. 

Maybe he will still be at the Harvard university. Oh dear. 

They do not have a say thank you dinnertime there. Oh dear. 

That is not right. Oh dear. Too bad for us. 

Today is the everybody eat lots of potatoes day in way far away Ireland.

Cousins Orlaith and Ciara and Robert and Simon are all eating potatoes tonight. 

In their own way far away houses. They told Craig. Ha. That is good. 

When Niamh came home pieces of ice fell. Right from the sky. Oh dear. I did not like this. 

Maybe we will have chips tonight. Good for us.

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Sixty Three

We did not have a big sleep in today. 

Zita and I had our good morning everybody walk in the very wet outside this morning. Oh well.

I was a bit of a soggy dog when we were all home. 

But Zita put my orange towels on my comfy bed. So I would be as dry as can be. That is good.

Then she and her go fast bicycle went to the rascal ladies office. 

And Craig and I had our toasts. 

Then Niamh was all fast awake. 

So we played catch the ball. Lots of times. Before she went to the nice university.

She has to write a brand new story. Oh dear. She goes to the beautiful library with the comfy chairs. 

The too much money for coffee store is there too. Ha.

Yesterday the expensive clothes store asked Niamh to work for them. 

When she is not all very busy at her university. Ha. That is good. 

And late last night Craig got a letter on his telephone from my friend Emmet. 

From his comfy hotel. At the Harvard university.

He has already talked to professors there. 

All about way way old from Ireland people. And their famous stories.

Maybe Emmet should go there. Maybe. He said it is a beautiful place to study old things. 

Today he is going to listen to very interesting people from everywhere. Ha. That is a good meeting.

It is very warm outside today. That is silly. 

My friends the buffalos have the way too much snow and I have the too hot. That is silly weather.

Craig was reading for our nice Queen all morning. 

So I minded him. On the comfy rug. Ha. That is an easy job. 

There was a hockey game on the television last night. It is hockey time again. Oh well. 

Craig’s team is not so good this year. Too bad for him. 

The present man brought a new wires for Craig’s flat computer. Ha. 

The nice man said hello Poppy. I barked at him anyway. Oh well. Too bad for me. 

We played catch the ball after our lunchtime. We had sausage sandwiches for our lunch. 

Then I had another nice nap. It was a nice quiet day today.

Maybe we will watch something new on the television tonight. Maybe. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Sixty Two

We did not have a sleep in today.

Because today is an early in the morning busy day.

Today is Niamh’s favourite class. Even early in the morning. Ha. Too bad for her.

And Zita had to go to the rascal ladies office today. 

And it is her do not go to work day.

Because there is an important get lots of real money meeting today. Ha. That is good.

Emmet had to get up way early in the morning too. 

Because they had to go to Halifax. With his nice professors. On a bus. Oh dear.

They have find an aeroplane that knows how to find the Harvard university. And not get all lost.

He has his nice university keep your ears warm hat. Ha. That is good.

He is going to listen to very interesting people talk. And talk to them too. 

At lunchtime my friend Niamh had another meeting with the expensive clothes store. 

To see if she want to work there. When she is not at her nice university. Ha. 

Craig and I had two peanut butter toasts for our lunchtime.

We did not have good morning everybody toasts this morning. 

Because we were very busy. Ha. 

Then I had my own tasty lunch too. Ha.

Then I had a nap.

Because I had a very busy morning watching all the nice men take away all the garbage. 

In their very noisy trucks.

The television said there was way too much snow today. 

Where my friends the buffalos live. Oh dear. Oh dear. That is not right. 

Maybe we will have our altogether dinner tonight. Maybe. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Sixty One

I had a very quiet day today.

Zita and I had our nice good morning walk. But is was not such a good morning.

Because it is a sometimes just rainy day. So I was a little bit all soggy.

So after Zita went to the too small office I had a sleep in. 

On the big bed. I was minding Craig. He had a little sleep in too.

When we were all awake even Niamh was awake too. So she had a squeaky clean shower.

Before she went to her nice university. 

Then Craig and I played catch the ball. But not lots of times.

Because he had to be at the big computer for a long time. All morning. 

He could not read lots of stories for our nice Queen today.

Because he had to find lots of important pieces of paper. 

So he can get a brand new little go to far away places book. Oh well.

We had peanut butter and jam sandwiches for our lunchtime snack. That is good. 

Peanut butter is my favourite. 

Last night we had our before dinnertime walk with Professor Jill. 

She is very sad. Her very big house is all empty now. Now there is only her and the little dog. 

Because Professor Carter is gone to far away heaven. 

Zita and I were sad too. It is not so nice when your friends are sad. 

And you cannot be a big help. Oh dear.

Yesterday my friend Emmet talked to lots of people about his important giant story. 

He answered lots and lots of questions too. 

Then he went to the little very tasty hamburgers restaurant. With all the other helper teachers. 

Maybe they had some beers too. Maybe. Ha.

He was glad his big talk to everybody was all over. 

Now he has to read more lots and lots and lots of fat books. And write his giant important story. 

And find his another next university. Oh dear. 

Last night we had a breakfast for dinner for our dinnertime. 

There was only Craig and Zita here for me to guard. 

Then we watched the lady detective with the noisy car. They are from Mister Tom programs. Ha. 

We did not have any chips. Zita just had Irish tea. Oh well. 

Day Two Thousand Two Hundred and Sixty

I had a very quiet day today.

Because it is Monday everybody is busy again day.

Craig and I had our toasts after Zita and Niamh were all gone.

Then I played with my giant red ball for a long time. I squished it. Ha. 

It is not so warm outside today. So I had a nice nap. Outside.

Craig was reading more interesting stories for our nice Queen. So he was busy too.

So I had another nap on the big comfy bed.

Today is Niamh’s all day at her nice university day. 

And this afternoon my friend Emmet has to talk to everybody all about his very important giant story. Oh dear. 

I would not like that so much.

We sent him lots of good luck. From Craig’s telephone. Good for us.

Maybe they will give him treats after. Maybe. Or maybe only tea. 

Zita put the not very small at all speakers on the dining room table. 

So Craig can make them all beautiful again. 

This afternoon I had to mind the house all myself.

Because Craig had to get his picture for a new go to far away little book. Ha.

Last night Lee had her dinnertime at our house. We had chicken on a stick. Ha.

We watched the lady detective. With the old noisy car. 

And we had chips. Ha. Good for us.

Then Niamh went to fast asleep right away. 

Because she has to be at her nice university very early in the morning today. 

Today is the say hello to all the black nice dogs in the whole world. That is nice.

I am a nice black dog too. Ha. Good for me.

We will not have an altogether dinner tonight. 

Because Niamh is at the nice university until late tonight. Oh well.