Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Six

We did not have a sleep in today.

Zita drove cousin Orlaith to the buffalos building for her important very early in the morning job.

Then she came home to get her too much coffee before she went to the rascal ladies office. Oh well.

Craig and I had a giant chocolate croissant. But my piece did not have any chocolate. That is good.

We looked out my watching window. We did not see anybody very interesting.

Because it was still too early. Oh well. 

Then my friend Emmet was all awake and had a squeaky clean bath. 

Because he was going to his old university’s comfy library. It is where Miss Francis works. 

To make one of his very interesting stories all ready to be a little book. Maybe. 

His nice Professor from his new university asked him too. 

So he can go to an big meeting and tell everybody all about his very interesting story. 

All about being chopped up by swords. A way long time ago in way far away Ireland. Ha. 

Niamh was all awake too. She had to go to a special tasty lunchtime meeting just for the Centre Building people. 

Tonight is Niamh’s mind the two little nice girls night. 

We will not have an everybody altogether dinner tonight. Oh dear. 

It was a very busy morning for Craig and me. 

After lunchtime Mister Mitch’s father came to make all the walls in Niamh’s brand new room as smooth as can be. Ha. 

It is nearly warm outside today. So we played catch the ball lots of times. Good for us.

Then Mister Mitch came here too. In his very big truck. 

When cousin Orlaith came home she talked to her Grandad and Nanna. In way far away Dublin.

They sent her a beautiful card. 

Because of her too sore foot. Everybody in Ireland wrote on it. Ha. That is nice. 

I had a very busy day minding everybody. 

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Five

It is sleep in Sunday but we did not have a sleep in today.

Because Mister Mitch came to make Niamh’s room beautiful some more. 

He was only a little bit too noisy today. That is good.

Then Niamh and Orlaith came upstairs.

Because of the noisy machine and had a nap on Craig and Zita’s big bed. I minded them.

Then Zita and I and Professor Jill had a nice long walk. But it is not so warm today. That is silly weather.

Auntie Jane came to visit Craig’s mother today. So they could go out for a nice lunch.

So Craig and Zita and Emmet and Orlaith and Paul went too. Everybody went out. Except me. 

They went to the little tasty from way way far away restaurant. Up past the busy street. 

Because you can get lots and lots of little things to eat. And they are always very tasty. 

I had to stay here. To guard the house and Mister Mitch too. Good for me.

Mister Mitch put and his lots of messy stuff into garbage bags. That is good.

When everybody came home Niamh and Orlaith had to get their all worn out clothes.

Because they went to Miss Rima’s apartment. To paint everything white. 

When Emmet was all home he had a nice nap.

Then Craig and Zita were very busy doing important things. 

So I had a nice nap. On my comfy bed in the kitchen. 

I had a nice quiet day. Good for me. 

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Four

We all got up early today. Everybody. Oh dear.

Because Mister Mitch and his father came to make Niamh’s new bedroom beautiful.

They brought even more very noisy machines. Oh dear. And new doors. And a window for the new wall. 

So everybody left. Except Craig and me.

Emmet went to his old nice university. To do more remember everything writing work. At the comfy chairs library.

Zita and Niamh and Orlaith went with Susan and Miss Lily to get her beautiful special dress. 

They have to go to a not very close at all store. Where they only have special beautiful dresses. 

I stayed here to guard Craig from the noisy machines. 

He did not go to his old friends breakfast restaurant today. We stayed home.

Because maybe Mister Mitch might need some help. Maybe.

Today is Miss Saint Zita’s special day. Ha. Nobody told me. Mister Richard told us. Ha.

It is not a secret presents day. That is good. 

Because I did not get a secret present for my friend Zita. Good for us. 

It is not so nice outside today. We only played catch the ball two times. Oh well.

But it is a nice day for having nice naps. When the very noisy machines are quiet. It is known.

For lunchtime Zita and Niamh and cousin Orlaith and Susan and Lily went to the giant store where they make our very tasty cheese. Ha. 

And they have an only cheesie things restaurant. That Is a good restaurant. 

So Zita bought a giant cheese. Ha. That is a good store.

Emmet came home from the nice university. 

He is all finished his remember everything about reading way way old Irish exam. Ha.

So he came home and had a big nap.

Now there are new doors in the basement. 

One little door for Niamh’s brand new bedroom. And a new door for Emmet’s bedroom. 

Mister Mitch is going to come back tomorrow too. Ha.

Zita and I went for a long fast walk this afternoon. Before dinnertime. 

We went to the hardware store. Sometimes they have treats for very polite dogs. I got one. Ha. 

And then we went to the beautiful flowers store. Niamh used to work there.

That is a nice store. But they do not have treats. Only flowers. Oh well. 

It is very busy on our street this afternoon. 

Because it is a kick the ball game today. Oh well. It is not my nice catching ball game. Ha. 

We are going to have an altogether dinner tonight. That is good. 

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Three

Oh dear. Oh dear. We had a very bad night. Oh dear me. 

Some nasty person stole Mister Clifford. 

And Mister Clifford is my friend Niamh’s favourite go fast bicycle.

Right from the Centre Building last night. When Niamh was at work.

They even cut off the two keep him safe locks. That is not right.

My friend Niamh was crying when she got home. Oh dear. I was very upset too. 

Because Niamh loved Mister Clifford. 

Mister Clifford was my friend too. Oh dear. Everybody in my house is sad too. Oh dear. 

I will just chew the nasty person all up. When I find them. 

You cannot steal things if you do not have lots of fingers. It is known.

I do not know why people are nasty. 

Now poor Mister Clifford will not have Niamh to take care of him. 

So I will talk to Mister Saint Newton tonight.

Maybe Mister God will squish the nasty person all up. Then they will not go to heaven. 

You do not go to heaven if Mister God squishes you. Emmet told me. Ha. That is good.

Maybe Emmet can talk to the way way old Gods too. 

Because now he can talk very very old Irish too. Ha. That is good. 

Maybe to Mister Cú Chulainn.

Because he is very fierce and always chops people all up with his sword. Just  because.  Ha. Too bad for them. 

Sometimes he thinks he is a giant dog. Oh dear. That is silly. I would not want to be a giant person. 

Zita and I went for a nice walk this morning. But we were a little bit sad. About Mister Clifford. 

Craig had a little sleep in so we had our toasts in the den. When he was reading for our nice Queen.

Zita did not go to the rascal ladies office today.

Because she had too much work to do. 

When my friend Emmet was all fast awake he went to our nice bank to given them extra money. 

Then he went to the comfy chairs library to turn more way way old Irish stories into only English stories. 

Maybe he will get some tea and delicious donuts from Mister Horton’s little store. Maybe. 

Yesterday two of my friends the ducks came for a little visit. Right to my front yard. Ha. That was nice. 

Mister Mitch’s father came to my house at lunchtime to make the ceiling in the kitchen all smooth and beautiful. That is good.

Then Zita cleaned our front garden. To take away all the tree pieces that the too windy day made fall onto our garden. Ha. 

Last night Craig and Emmet and I had Mister Tony’s tasty pizza. 

Because everybody else was very busy. And were not home for dinner. Oh dear. Too bad for them.

I had pizza bits. Ha. Good for us. 

After lunchtime Mister Paul came for a visit. He brought me croissants. Ha. That is good. 

He is back from way far away England. Ha. 

And cousin Orlaith came home in a very little car. And it did not have a top at all. Oh dear. 

Maybe they lost it. Oh dear. 

Then Mister Mitch came to make the walls in Niamh’s new bedroom as smooth as can be. 

He is going to come tomorrow morning early too. Ha. 

I had a very busy day. It is known. 

Niamh is working until late tonight. Making sure all the children are very polite at the Centre Building tonight.

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and Two

It is a soggy dog day outside today. Oh well.

Craig and Zita and Orlaith and I were up early today.

Then Zita and I had a soggy walk. 

When we were all home I got as dry as can be with my own pink fluffy towels. Ha.

And Zita had a squeaky clean bath.

Craig made lots of the too much coffee. So Zita could take it to the rascal ladies office with her.

So Craig and I had our toasts with just us. 

We had the very tasty crunchy square toasts today. That is good toast. 

Then we looked out my watching window at the nearly flowers. Ha. 

Soon we will have lots and lots of brand new flowers. Good for us. 

Niamh did not get to bed until very late. 

She was helping to move everything to Miss Rima’s not too far away not brand new apartment. 

Emmet’s scary dragons books came here yesterday. He sent them from far away Antigonish. 

Because they are too heavy for the very slow train. Oh well. 

Now he can have them here to play his games with all his from far away friends. 

And Mister Florian too. From way far away Germany. He is at his next university too. Just like Emmet. Ha. That is good. 

Before lunchtime Emmet walked to the comfy library at his old university. 

He had his new special keep you dry forever coat on. 

Because of the misty rain.

I watched everything out my watching window today. 

Because I was minding Craig.

He was very busy changing the music speakers. I do not know why. 

So now we have the big all black from way far away England music speakers. Oh well. 

Miss Devon came today. But not in the morning. After our lunchtime. I do not know why. Oh well. 

For our lunch Craig and I had the square toasts peanut butter sandwiches. 

And we had to steal Zita’s special own made in Ireland jam. Oh dear. 

We had no more tasty from France jam at all. Oh dear. 

Emmet and Orlaith came home. But they hid in their own cosy rooms.

Because of the very noisy make the house clean machines. 

So I went downstairs to mind our cousin Orlaith in the quiet basement. Ha. 

Niamh and Mister Clifford went to the Centre building for her before dinnertime job. 

We will have another altogether dinner tonight. Ha. That is right. 

Maybe we will watch new detectives tonight. Maybe. 

Day Two Thousand One Hundred and One

We have our own beautiful flowers in my front yard. 

Yellow flowers and purple flowers. And lots of nearly flowers too. Good for us.

Today is Zita’s do not go to the rascal ladies office day. 

So we had a nice long walk. It was a little bit all the time rain. Like way far away Ireland. Oh well.

When we came home Craig and Zita had their too much coffees. And Craig and I had a fat toasty croissant. With more butter too. Ha.

Then Emmet was all awake as could be. So he walked to the nice university. To sit in the comfy chairs library. 

And make even more very very old Irish stories into brand new just in English stories. For his new far away university. 

The nice university has a very big library. It here is much much bigger than his new university’s library. 

Then Zita went to do lots of things. She took a very big piece of glass to the glass store. To make it smaller for Mister Mitch. 

My friend Niamh had a big sleep in today. 

After our lunchtime she is going to teach toe dancing again. To the little children. At the Centre building. 

Our friend Mister George came to visit us today. And to have a tasty bagel lunch with us.

Because he is going to take the giant music speakers to his house. That is good.

Craig got even more music speakers yesterday. They are from way far away England.

They are not so big. Just all black. 

We have lots and lots of music speakers. I do not know why.

That is why Mister George is taking the giant speakers to his own big farm. He only has some speakers. 

Not too many. Like Craig. 

Zita took cousin Orlaith to the make her foot better lady. Then she brought Emmet and Orlaith home. 

Emmet had a little nap. Making new stories makes you very tired. It is known.

We are having an everybody altogether dinner tonight.

Good for us. 

Day Two Thousand One Hundred

Cousin Orlaith got up very early this morning. I did too.

Miss Professor Della drove her to the buffalos building. That is where they work. Finding things.

But poor Orlaith does not get any real money.

Because her from way far away in Galway university asked her to go there. Just because. Oh dear.

I would not like that so much.

That is why she sleeps in the little bedroom. Because it is free for our families. And me too. 

Because nice dogs are always family. It is known. 

Zita and I went for a very nice walk. But is not so sunny outside today. 

It is still warm and we have lots of brand new flowers all ready to be beautiful. Ha. That is good. 

Craig was a awake when we got home. I did not have a nice sleep in this morning. Oh well.

When Zita went to her office Craig and I played catch the ball. Lots of times.

Then my friend Emmet was all awake. But he could not stay and play catch with me too. 

He had to have a squeaky clean bath. Or he said he would be smelly as could be. Oh dear. 

Then he walked to his old nice university. To the beautiful library with the very comfy chairs. 

Because he is still studying the way way old Irish. 

And writing his remember everything thing about it exam. Oh dear. Too bad for him.

Maybe he will go to Mister Horton’s tasty donuts store. For his lunch. Just like he used to. 

Emmet saw Professor Jill yesterday. She was right here when he got home. That was nice. 

They are going to go for a tasty lunch. 

She did not have the very little dog with her. Ha. 

Niamh has to go to see out nice dentist today. At lunchtime. Oh well. 

Then she had to go to the Centre building for her work so she rode Mister Clifford.

Maybe we will watch new detectives tonight. 

Because we finished the way way up north detectives last night. 

I had a nice nap. 

Day Two Thousand and Ninety Nine

I got up very early today.

Because Zita drove cousin Orlaith to the buffalos building.

When she came home we went for our before breakfast walk. 

It is is a beautiful day outside today. Not even one cloud. And it is warm too. There are new flowers everywhere. That is good.

Craig and I played catch the ball lots of times. And I had carrot treats. 

But I did not want to eat my breakfast. Just the treats. Oh well. 

Today is the day my friend Emmet is coming home from his far away university. 

On the very very slow train all the way from nearly Antigonish. 

Craig is going to find him at the just for trains station. And bring him home. Ha. That is good.

I can mind him now. Ha. That is right. 

And today is Mister Saint George’s day. He protects us from very scary and dangerous dragons. Ha. That is good.

We have a dragon who lives in the den. He is not dangerous. 

He is Mister General Rhome Clay. He just watches out the window. Ha.

Sometimes he minds me when I have a little nap. Ha. That is a good dragon.

After lunchtime Craig brought Emmet home. In the silver little car. Ha. 

He did not freeze all up like last time. That is good.

I was very happy. But I did not jump on top of him. Good for me. 

Then he went for his nice walk. 

Because he is home again. Emmet always goes for nice all by himself walks. When he is home.Ha.

Niamh was not here. She is teaching little children how to roll all around and not hurt themselves. Until late.

She took Mister Clifford to the big Centre building. 

Because there is no snow anywhere anymore. 

So you can ride your bicycle all over and not crash into everything. Ha. That is good.

Emmet is going to sleep in Niamh’s upstairs bedroom for a little while.

Because the basement is still a bit too dusty. Oh dear. 

We will have a nearly everybody at home again dinner tonight. That is right. 

Then we will watch the way way up north lady detective. Ha. 

Day Two Thousand and Ninety Eight

I had a very noisy day.

Zita and I got up early. We even had toasts without Craig. 

Mister Mitch and his father came to our house before Craig and I had our toasts. So I had lots of toasts today. Ha.

Then Zita and I went for a long nice walk. To find the brand new flowers. 

We have brand new purple flowers in our garden. Ha. Good for us. 

When we got home cousin Orlaith was all awake. 

Then Mister Mitch’s father made lots and lot of holes in our kitchen ceiling. With very noisy machines.

And lots of everywhere dust too. Oh dear.

So Niamh and Orlaith went to Lee and Cara house. It is not so noisy there.

Zita went to see Craig’s mother and get some tasty treats. 

They went to the too much money for food store. It was not so noisy there either. 

I stayed at the noisy here. So I could guard Craig. 

My friend Emmet is on the not always too dangerous train today. 

It is the very slow and look at all the trees again train. Oh well.

They do not have go fast train in far away. I do not know why. We have go fast trains. 

Maybe they do not know how to get to the far away university. That is not right. 

When Mister Mitch and his father left our kitchen was a bright as a sunny day. 

With brand new right in the ceiling lights. Ha. That is good. 

Then we had to take all the too much dust away. Oh dear.

Niamh and Orlaith went to Miss Rima’s used apartment. To paint it until it is just beautiful. Ha. That is good.

I could not go. Nice dogs are not such good wall painters. Oh well. Too bad for us.

We saw Zita’s mother and father on Orlaith very big telephone. In way far away Dublin. 

Today is their been married for a very long time day. 

We saw everybody. Even all the cousins. 

And Auntie Eileen too. It is her Sing Happy Birthday day today. 

It is nearly warm outside today. That is good. Now all the trees will be green again. 

And I can hide on my patio and nobody can see me. Ha. That is good. 

Craig and Zita and I went for our before dinnertime walk. Altogether. 

And there was a duck in the other pond. And it is still nearly all empty. 

He is an too early duck. Ha. That is silly.

Day Two Thousand and Ninety Seven

I had a very busy day. Ha.

I helped Zita move the cars. Even before breakfast. Ha. I am a very good helper. It is known. 

It is Craig’s Saturday go to old friends breakfast day. 

So Zita and I took him all the way to the busy street. So he did not get lost. Good for us.

Then Zita and I went to the hardware store. 

To look at brand new only for the outside stoves. For making tasty outside dinners. 

Then we came home.

Because Mister Mitch and his father were here. 

So they could make more noise. With their very noisy machines. Oh dear.

And Mister father put holes in the ceiling. In our kitchen. For brand new very bright lights. 

He is very noisy too. Oh dear.

Now the kitchen is way messy too. Oh dear. 

So Zita and Niamh went to the Ikea store. They did not have a not very expensive breakfast. Oh well. 

They brought closet insides. Lots and lots of insides. For the brand new closet. In the brand new for Niamh bedroom.

Then Zita and I went for a nice walk.

Because it is beautiful outside today. With blue as can be skies. We saw all the brand new flowers in everybody’s garden. 

There were lots and lots of people going for their walks too. Ha. It was a good day for a nice walk. 

Maybe winter is all gone again. Maybe.

When we got home Zita drove Niamh and Orlaith to a way past downtown church. 

To hear Miss Taryn sing beautiful songs. 

I stayed here to guard Craig in the den. From all the noisy machines. I wanted to be a helper. 

But I had to guard Craig instead. Too bad for me. 

Today is our nice Queen’s Sing Happy Birthday day. Ha. That is nice.

Craig and Zita and I are going to watch the from far away detectives tonight. Maybe with chips. Ha.

Day Two Thousand and Ninety Six

I had a nice quiet day.

Zita and I went for a very long walk this morning. Before rascal ladies time.

All our snow is nearly all gone. Except where Mister Kirian made the too much snow hill. 

But it is a very very small hill now. That is good. 

Then Craig was all awake. He made some too much coffee. Then he made very fat toasts. 

I did not get up until the toasts were all ready. Ha. Good for me.

Niamh did not get up until lunchtime today.

Because she had a sick tummy yesterday. 

She had Scotsman’s porridge last night. At my bedtime.

It is good for sick tummies. I did not know that. Oh well.

But today her tummy is all better. That is good. 

Craig and I played catch the ball lots of times. When he was not reading new stories for our nice Queen.

She is very sad.

Because her own very old dog went to heaven. Oh dear. That is not so nice. Oh dear. 

Even nice Queens get very sad sometimes. 

Today is my very far away friend Miss Massie’s Sing Happy Birthday day. Ha. That is good. 

She went for a ride in her car. To get her Sing Happy Birthday day treats. Ha. That is good. 

I saw a picture of her tasty cake. On Craig’s flat computer. Ha. That is a good cake. 

It is not an all on fire cake. Because she only has one candle. 

When you get old you get lots of candles then you have a giant all on fire cake. Like mine. Ha. 

Craig only get some candles.

Because the cakes are not so big enough for all his candles. Ha. Too bad for him.

My friend Niamh’s tummy is perfect again. We had a tasty cheese lunch together. Ha.

Then she went to the Centre building for her work and to get ready to mind all the children tonight. Ha.

We will not have an altogether dinner tonight. 

Zita is going to have a delicious dinner with doctor Susan. At a nice restaurant. I cannot go. Oh well.

I only had to mind Craig and cousin Orlaith at dinnertime tonight. Ha. That is easy. 

We only watched the from way far away detectives for a little bit last night. 

Because it was a squeaky clean bath night.

Day Two Thousand and Ninety Five

I had a nice walk this morning. After Orlaith went to the buffalos building.

When Zita went to the rascal ladies office I kept Craig company on the comfy big bed.

I had a nice nap even after Craig had his too much coffees. 

Then I got up so I could have some toasts. Ha.

Then Craig took Niamh to her important meeting. 

I minded the house all by myself. I got a peanut butter treat. 

But they came home early.

Because Niamh had a sick tummy. 

She was out with her friends until very very late. 

Because university is all over. 

When she was out she ate a giant hotdog. And way too many chips. That was silly. 

So now she has a sick tummy. Oh dear. Too bad for her.

She took her special for sick tummies medicine and had a very big nap.

Craig and I played catch the ball in the side yard. Then he had to read something for our nice Queen.

I minded him in the den. Ha. Good for me. 

We saw Emmet last night. On the dining room table. He is all packed up. 

His friend is going to drive him to a keep all your stuff in a giant closet store. She has a car. That is good. 

He will be home next week. Then I can guard him too. 

Here in our own house. That is right. Ha. Good for me.

But he is coming on the silly very very slow train. But it is not so cold now. That is good. 

 

When cousin Orlaith came home I went downstairs to mind her and Niamh. 

On the big full of comfy pillows bed. They were very busy talking. Ha. 

When Zita came home we went for our before dinnertime walk. 

It is still wear your toasty warm sheeps gloves cold outside. 

The poor flowers are still hiding. Oh dear. That is not right. 

Craig and Zita and I watched a new detective last night. With lots of words. Right on the television. 

Because the detectives only sometimes talk in English. I do not know why. 

They did not have any dogs. Not even a little one. Too bad for them. 

Day Two Thousand and Ninety Four

It was an everybody get up early today.

Because it was Niamh’s remember everything exam this morning. Oh dear.

And I had a sick tummy again. 

Because sometimes I eat all the things that fall off our beautiful trees. I do not know why. 

And I cut my foot. On something too pointy. Oh dear. Too bad for me. 

It was not a very good morning for me. 

Zita put my comfy bed in the washing the clothes all clean machine. 

So I could have a nice long nap on a clean as can be bed. That was nice. 

This morning we saw Professor Alec and Miss Francis on our street. They waved at me. A lot of times. 

They were going to mind everybody for their remember everything exams. Oh dear. 

This morning Zita was very busy cleaning up Emmet’s bedroom. She put everything in boxes. 

So everything will not be so all dusty when Mister Mitch finishes all the walls in Niamh’s brand new bedroom. 

After lunchtime Craig and I played catch the ball in our side yard. 

My foot did not hurt at all. That is good. 

And Craig’s all worn out shoulder was not even too sore today. Good for us. 

But Zita has a sore shoulder. Maybe she caught it from Craig. Oh dear. Too bad for them.

Zita took cousin Orlaith to the move our foot all around until it is all better lady. 

At doctor Susan’s office at the nice university. Ha.

Maybe cousin Orlaith stepped on something too pointy too. Oh dear. Too bad for us. 

Then Zita and I went for a nice before dinnertime walk. It is not windy today. 

And all the slippy ice is gone too. That is good. 

I helped to give all the people on my street our nice little for everybody newspaper. Ha.

We go right to everybody’s front door. That is my favourite job. Good for me. 

I think we will have a nice tasty altogether dinner tonight. That is good. 

Maybe we will watch new detectives on the television tonight. 

Maybe we can have chips too. Maybe. 

Day Two Thousand and Ninety Three

We had a very nice party last night. Until my bedtime. 

With our friends the Mahoneys. 

Mister Kirian made a delicious made of everything dinner with round empty pasta too. 

Mister Kirian cooks tasty things in a lots of real money for you dinner restaurant. Ha. Good for us. 

Everybody laughed a lot. Except for my friends Emmet and Tara. 

Because they were not here. Emmet was at the library in far away Saint Francis’s university. 

They are very busy studying for their remember everything exams. 

At their universities. It is not the same university. Oh well. Too bad for them. 

We did not have even a little sleep in today. Craig and Zita and I were up early today.

Because Zita had to go to an important early meeting. At the rascal ladies office. 

After we went for our soggy in the morning walk. 

All the silly ice is melting and it is too messy outside. Again. Oh dear. That is not so nice outside. 

And today is the day Miss Devon comes to make the house all spic and span. But she did not come.

Because of a headache. Oh dear.

Then a nice lady came to our house to tell us all about her Mister God. She even had books too. 

But Craig told her we already knew about Mister God. And we had lots and lots of books too. She did not mind. 

Craig did not tell her all about my friend Mister Saint Newton. 

Maybe she does not have a dog. Oh well. Too bad for her. 

Niamh went to Mister Starbucks store. Where they have the too much money coffees. 

To study for her remember everything about laws. It is tomorrow. Oh dear. 

Cousin Orlaith went to an important meeting too. 

But there were no buffalos there. Or beautiful big horses. Only people. Oh well.

Craig and I had a fat crunchy peanut butter sandwich for our lunchtime. With very tasty jam. 

It was Zita’s own special jam. Her father made it just for her. In way far away Dublin. From his own in his backyard berries. 

Craig stole it. 

Because there was no other nice jam. Only Zita’s. Oh dear. 

Even the tasty from far away France jam was all gone too. Oh dear. Too bad for us. 

We will have another altogether dinner tonight. We will not have any tasty jams for dinner tonight. Ha.

I think we will watch the detectives tonight. Maybe with chips. 

Day Two Thousand and Ninety Two

It is a very nasty day outside today. 

Everything is just covered in ice. Even the trees and our cars. Oh dear.

So Zita and I did not go for our before breakfast walk. 

Because it is way too slippy outside. Even the sidewalks are too slippy. 

It took a long time to take all the ice off the black go fast car. 

Then Zita drove cousin Orlaith to the buffalos building. And went to her office with a door. 

Craig and I had only a very little sleep in. 

So we had a too toasty croissant for our breakfast. Oh dear. 

Then we looked out the watching window at too way too much ice. 

It was very windy too. Everything was rolling down the street. Into the empty pond. Ha. 

And the trees were bending over. And some were just broken. Oh dear. 

It is a nasty day. 

We played catch the ball. But only a few times.

Because my own side yard was too slippy for the red go fast chair.

Oh well. I had a nice long nap instead.

Cousin Orlaith came home early. There were no lights in the buffalos building. Not even one. 

Because of the nasty freezie rain. Oh dear. 

Last night we had the very tasty special just full of chocolate cake. Ha.

I could not have any. Chocolate will make me very sick. I would not like that so much. 

We did not eat it all.

Because we need it for tonight. The Mahoneys are coming for big altogether dinner. 

Except for Miss Tara. She is in far way Toronto for her remember everything exams. 

When she was all awake Niamh went to her too much money for coffee store. 

Even on the too slippy streets. Oh dear.

To study for her last remember everything exam. 

Day Two Thousand and Ninety One

We had to get up very early today.

Because Mister Mitch and his father were here early too. Oh well.

They are very noisy. It is known. 

Craig did not get up so early. It was just Zita and me who were all wide awake. Ha. 

I had a little sick tummy this morning.

Because sometimes I eat the little trees. In my side yard. Oh dear. Too bad for me.

Zita and I went to the bank. On our busy street. But there was nobody there. 

Just the give you real money machine. 

The give you real money machine does not give nice dogs treats. That is not right. 

We went to see all the nice farmers. To get some very tasty meat for delicious dinners. 

The tasty meat man did not have any tasty treats for nice dogs left. He was very sad. Me too. 

Zita and Orlaith are making a giant chocolate cake today. 

They had to go to the store to buy more tasty things for the giant cake. 

Niamh is very busy reading for her nice university.

Because her last remember everything exam is soon. Oh dear.

She had a very long squeaky clean shower too. 

Craig and I had a giant croissant for our lunch. It was a toasty croissant. Ha.

Mister Mitch is very noisy still. He is putting up big white things on all the only just empty walls. 

Because you cannot paint a just full of holes walls. It is known.

And they made a brand new door for my friend Emmet’s big bedroom. 

May it will be all ready when he gets back home. Maybe. 

Maybe he will have to sleep outside. Ha. 

Then I could sleep outside too. To be his fierce guarder friend. Ha. 

Or maybe he could sleep in Niamh’s other bedroom. On the fat comfy bed. Ha. Good for us. 

Niamh went to visit Miss Rima’s not very new little apartment. It is not so far from the nice university.

Miss Rima and a lady I do not know are going to live there. All by themselves. Ha.

We are not going to see my friend Emmet tonight. He has to play his game. 

With all his friends from all over everywhere. Maybe even Mister Florian from way far away Germany. 

We will just have an altogether dinner tonight with Miss Rima too.

Zita and I went for our nice walk in the nasty freezie rain. 

When we got home I was just covered all in nice. Ha. That is silly. 

Day Two Thousand and Ninety

The radio man was wrong. We did not have any too much snow last night.

So Zita and I took Craig all the way to the busy street. Right to his old friends breakfast restaurant.

Good for us. He did not get lost.

Then we had our nice walk.

When we got home Mister Mitch was here. With his very big truck. 

And his father too. He brought all their noisy machines. Oh well.

I went into Niamh old bedroom and minded cousin Orlaith. It was not way too loud there. Ha.

Zita went to the way too much food store. For our very tasty for pasta cheese. And giant croissants too.

Then Craig was home. So I minded him. 

Craig and I had a giant croissant for our lunchtime. That was a tasty lunch.

Then Zita and Niamh went to buy pieces of glass for the top of a brand new wall in Niamh’s new bedroom. 

So it will be as bright at sunshine. Even in the basement. Ha. That is good. 

It is not so noisy now. Because Mister Mitch put the make it quiet stuffing in the ceiling. Ha that is good. 

This afternoon Cousin Orlaith made toasted porridge with lots of tasty treats. 

And maple syrup too. Right in the oven. 

It how how Uncle Ciaran makes it in way far away Ireland. Ha. 

This afternoon I minded Craig and our cousin Orlaith. I had a nice nap right in front of the doors. Ha.

We only had a very little party last night. With only Kathy. 

So we did not have any tasty from way far away cheeses. Oh well.

So I had a nice nap. 

Maybe we will watch some detectives tonight. With chips. Maybe. 

Day Two Thousand and Eighty Nine

Everybody got up early today. Even Craig. But not Niamh.

She finished writing her last brand new story last night. So she was very tired.

After Zita and Orlaith went to their little offices Craig and I had toasty bagels. I like bagels.

A while ago we had bagels that were too chewy. Because they were way too old. 

Craig said they were as old as me. Ha.

I did not know bagels had birthdays. Nobody told me.

The awful make the streets clean came to my own street today. Lots of them. Lots of times.

And the scary clean the sidewalks machine.

I fiercely barked at them. They did not care. I just got in trouble. 

Because I was a too loud barking dog. Oh well. 

I did not care. I was guarding my house. Ha. Good for me.

The take your car away truck was on my street too. Oh dear.

All our too much snow is nearly gone. 

But it is coming back. That is not right. The radio man said there will be lots more too much snow. 

On Craig’s old friends breakfast Saturday. Oh dear.

That is not right. We will not be able to find our beautiful flowers. Oh dear.

I had a big nap after guarding my own house. Being a fierce guarder make you very tired.

Our friend Kathy is going to have her dinner with us tonight. 

Because all her own family is busy away. So she will come here. That is nice. 

Maybe we will have cheese. The Mahoneys like cheese too. Ha. 

We did not see my friend Emmet last night. He was too tired. 

Because all day he was changing old old Irish stories into brand new only in English stories. 

Then his brain was too tired so he had to go to fast asleep. In his comfy very little apartment. 

It is good to have a comfy place when you are tired. I have lots of comfy places. That is good.

There are lots of people do not even have one comfy place. Even little children. Oh dear. That is not right.

My friend Niamh is going to fix that. When she is all finished at all her universities. It is known. 

Because that is why she is going to university. Ha. That is good. 

Zita took cousin Orlaith to Niamh’s nice university. Where doctor Susan works. 

To get a very fat shoe for her sore foot. It is a just full of air shoe. That is silly. 

This afternoon Mister Mitch’s father brought lots of bags of stuffing. 

To make Niamh’s new bedroom as quiet as can be. That is good. Niamh is noisy. Oh well. 

Niamh is not minding all the children tonight. 

Because Niamh and Orlaith and Cara and Lee and Rima went up to our busy street.

To the very tasty from way way far away India restaurant. For a just for young ladies delicious dinner.

So only Craig and Zita and Kathy are going to be here for our very delicious dinner.

It is going to be a just for old people dinner. And me too. Ha.

Day Two Thousand and Eighty Eight

 Today is a get up early day. 

Zita looked at Niamh’s brand new very big story. To make it beautiful.

It is all about little children who have to work all the time. That is not right. Oh dear. 

Then we went for our nice fast walking walk. 

After Zita went to the rascal ladies office I had a sleep in. On the big comfy bed.

But I slept in right past toasts time. Oh dear too bad for me. 

We did not see Emmet on the dining room table last night.

Because he was at a tasty food restaurant with his friends from the far away university. Ha. 

Tasty food restaurants are nice. 

Yesterday before our dinnertime we went up to the busy street. On our walk. To our nice bank. 

But they were not ready. I got a giant treat anyway. Ha.

So Zita and I walked all around the lots and lots of restaurants. 

I could smell all the tasty food. Ha. That is a good walk.

When we went back to our bank they had all our stuff. And I got another giant treat. Ha. That is a good bank. 

Today is toasty cheese sandwiches day. I did not know that. That is a good day. Ha.

We did not have any for our lunch. Only a peanut butter toast. Oh well. 

Craig looked at Niamh’s big essay twice. To make it as beautiful as can be. That is nice. 

When cousin Orlaith came home she went downstairs for a nice nap. 

Because of her very early in the morning job. At the buffalos building. 

She takes all our used bottles to her little office. To look at them with special buffalo building machines. Ha.

Miss Ginny came to visit us last night. She brought us her tasty own made Christmas pie. 

And it is not even Merry Christmas time. Ha. 

Maybe we can have it for our own dinner tomorrow. That would be nice. 

Maybe we will see my friend Emmet tonight. Or maybe he is at another tasty restaurant again. Ha. 

We watch a new detective last night. But he is not a detective. He is a doctor for just dead people. Oh dear. That is a silly job. 

We did not go for a nice walk before our dinner. 

Because it is just nasty windy cold rain outside. 

And Zita and I did not want to be all soggy cold. So we stayed in our comfy house. 

Day Two Thousand and Seventy Seven

I had a nice quiet day today.

Because everybody was very busy.

Zita took Niamh to see her nice doctor and then went and visited Craig’s mother in her little apartment.

And then she went to the very tasty food store. So we can have a delicious dinner tonight. 

Cousin Orlaith went to see a nice lady who will make her sore foot all better again. The lady is a friend of doctor Susan

But they have to take an inside picture first. 

Emmet has lots of inside pictures. I have not seen them. Maybe they are lost. Oh well. 

Zita took cousin Orlaith to get the pictures made. 

Today is Zita’s do not go to work day. But she was very busy everywhere else instead.

Craig was very busy too. He was at the big fast computer all morning. And the afternoon too. 

Looking for things for our nice Queen. 

We only played catch the ball sometimes. He was very busy. Oh well. Too bad for me.

Last night Niamh had to have her finish up shower at Cara and Lee’s house. 

Because when she was having she squeaky clean shower all the hot water stopped. 

There was only cold water. Oh dear.

Cousin Orlaith used all the hot water first. For her very long squeaky clean shower. Oh dear. 

Maybe she was very dirty. Maybe. 

So Niamh had to go and finish her shower at her friends house. That is silly. 

Then we had own made pizza. The pizza Niamh and Orlaith made all by themselves. 

Craig and Zita and I watched the detective from way way far away Australia. 

There were not even one alligator last night. That is good. 

We are going to see our friend Emmet tonight. At dinnertime. Right on the dining room table. Ha.

Day Two Thousand and Eighty Six

I had a little sleep in today. Ha.

Because I got up very early today with Zita. 

So we could go on our fast before breakfast walk. Ha. Good for us. 

Then she went to her little office and I had a nice nap.

I did not get off the big comfy bed until Craig was eating our toasts. At the watching window. Ha. Good for me.

Then I minded Craig when he was reading new stories for our nice Queen. That is an easy job. 

Niamh was not just all wide awake until our lunchtime. 

Because she was very tired after her remember everything exam. 

And minding the two nice little girls until late last night. 

Then she went to the too much money for coffee store. To write a brand new story for her nice university.

Because university time is nearly over. Ha. 

That is why my friend Emmet will be coming back to our house soon. 

He is going to leave all his stuff in far away. Until he goes back. In little room. With a lock. 

Niamh is going to take another class in the summer. All about why things are right and wrong. Ha. 

Craig and I had a very very fat peanut butter and cheese sandwich for our lunch.

We had the all the way from way far away Wales cheese. It is very tasty cheese. It has dragons on its cover. 

Maybe the fierce dragons make it. Maybe. 

Emmet can talk to dragons now. 

Because now he can talk way way old Welsh. And dragons are way way old too. So that is how they talk too. Ha. That is good. 

If you can talk to dragons they will not just eat you all up. 

Maybe they will give you some of their very tasty cheese instead. Ha. That is good. 

We are going to have an altogether dinner tonight. They are my favourite dinnertimes. 

Because I can mind everybody in one place. That is right. 

We watched the detectives from way way far away Australia last night. 

Somebody was eaten by a very scary alligator. Oh dear. That is not right.

Craig says that is why we have the too much snow. 

Alligators will just be as frozen as can be in our way too cold too much snow. Ha. Good for us. 

Maybe we will watch it again tonight. Without the alligator. 

Day Two Thousand and Eighty Five

It was another get up very early in the morning day.

Even Craig got up early too. I did not have a nice sleep in today. Oh well.

After Zita and cousin Orlaith went to their own little offices Craig and I had too toasty toasts for our breakfast. 

He had to put lots of tasty from France jam on the toast. 

Because they were way too toasty. Ha.

Craig is not such a good toasts maker. It is known. 

Then we got my friend Niamh all fast awake too. 

So she could have a nice breakfast before her remember everything exam this morning. 

If you do not have a nice breakfast you will have a rumbly tummy and will not remember anything at all. 

That is why you have to have your tasty breakfast first. Ha.

The very very noisy street washing trucks drove up and down my street for a very long time this morning. 

Lots of them. At the same time. And the little noisy make the sidewalks clean machines too. Oh dear. 

I barked and barked at them but they did not hear me. 

Because they make too much noise. Too bad for me. 

Then I minded Craig when he was reading his new stories for our nice Queen. On the comfy rug in the living room. 

When he was nearly finished we played catch the ball. And then I had my before lunchtime nap. 

We had very fat peanut butter and jam sandwiches for our lunchtime. Craig did not make them toasty. That is good. 

Now Craig is the little girl detective. 

She found a body in the fireplace at her new school. Oh dear. That is not right.

He is not the nice detective in the no streets only canals city anymore. 

He found the nasty person. It was a lady doctor. Oh dear. That is not right. 

Doctors should not just kill people. It is known.

Craig has a lady doctor. But she does not kill anybody. He told me. That is good. 

There were boys walking in the empty pond. That is not right. 

It is not their pond. It is my friends the duck’s pond. Oh dear. 

So I barked them all away. Ha. Too bad for them. 

Tonight Niamh is minding the two nice little girls. But she is not having her nice dinner there.

We will have to have our delicious own made dinner altogether. Ha. That is good. 

We talked to my friend Emmet on the computer on the dining room table last night. 

There was a snow storm in far away. So Emmet was just trying to read his very very old all in Irish story. 

All about people’s insides. That does not sound like an interesting story. Oh well. 

Maybe we will watch the new detective program tonight. Maybe. 

Day Two Thousand and Eighty Four

It is our sleep in Sunday. But we did not sleep in.

Because Mister Mitch and his father came to our our very early in the morning. 

Before our breakfast. Oh dear.

They brought their noisy machines again. Making new walls is very noisy. Ha. 

Niamh came upstairs to go back to sleep in her old bedroom. Ha. 

She was out way late last night. Too bad for her. 

Because we were all wide awake Zita made own made muffins this morning. 

After our very fast good morning walk. 

It is still too cold outside. That is not right. 

My friends the ducks will not come back to our pond if it is too cold. Oh dear. That is not right. 

We are going to talk to Emmet tonight. On the computer. Not at lunchtime. 

Because of the too many very loud noises. Oh well. 

Niamh is not going to get lots of doors for her big long clothes room. Because they are too expensive. 

She is going to get lots and lots of special shelves and drawers instead. 

To hide away all her messy too many clothes. Ha. 

When Niamh was all wide awake she could not go downstairs to get all dressed. 

Because she had a squeaky clean shower and did not have any clothes. Just a nice towel. Ha. 

And Mister Mitch and his father were in her bedroom. Ha. Too bad for her. 

Then Mister Mitch and his father went to their lunchtime and Niamh could get all dressed. Ha. 

It is hard to have a nice naps when the very loud machines are making too much noise.

Niamh has a remember everything exam tomorrow morning. Oh dear. 

All about Rascals all over the world. Oh dear. I do not like my exams so much. 

That day I was not a very good listener. Oh well. I was only a very little dog. 

Now I am Craig’s very big fierce friend. Ha. That is good. 

Niamh and Orlaith had their dinner with Lee and Cara. Not here.

Craig and Zita only had a little dinner and talked to my friend Emmet. He is still at his next university. In far away Antigonish. Oh well.

Niamh came home after dinner so she could practice for the remember everything exam with Zita. 

We did not watch the new detective tonight. Oh well. 

Maybe tomorrow. Maybe we will have chips too. Maybe. 

Day Two Thousand and Eighty Three

We got up early today.

Because Mister Mitch came to our house this morning. 

He brought lots and lots of big pieces of wood. 

In his big truck. 

Zita and I could not take Craig to his old friends breakfast restaurant. We had to wait for Mister Mitch.

Niamh and cousin Orlaith had to get up early. 

Because Mister Mitch was downstairs in the basement too. 

So they came upstairs and went back to sleep in the big bed. Ha.

Mister Mitch makes lots and lots of loud noises. He has lots of very loud scary machines. Oh dear. 

So Zita and I went for our nice walk all the way up to the busy street. It was not so noisy outside. 

And we found my friend Craig. Right on the street. Beside the old friends restaurant. 

And we took him home. Ha. Good for us. 

After lunchtime Niamh and Orlaith and Cara and Lily went to the too much money for coffee store. Ha. 

And then Zita went to get me my big bag of tasty food. 

So I would not just starve into nothing. That is good.

Then she went to look at doors at the used doors store. They are for Niamh’s brand new bedroom. 

For the little room for all her too many clothes. 

Craig and I stayed here. To mind the house. I had a long nap on the big comfy bed in the bedroom. 

Mister Mitch makes lots and lots of very loud noises. Oh dear. Too bad for us. 

We are going to have own made tasty pizzas for our dinner tonight. 

Niamh and Orlaith are going to make them. 

We will not tell Mister Tony. He might be sad. It is not so nice to be sad. It is known. 

Day Two Thousand and Eighty Two

I had a nice long walk this morning. It is only cold outside today. Not way too cold.

Zita drove cousin Orlaith to the buffalos building. For her early in the morning job. 

Because of her still too sore foot. Then Zita got more tasty food for us. And treats too. Ha. 

We had stuffed full croissants for our breakfast. I could only have the crunchy ends. 

Because of the stuffed full stuff. Oh well. 

Zita stayed in our house today. So she could understand the new rascal ladies talk to everybody telephones. 

When she was all awake Niamh went to the too much money for coffee store. 

She has to write another very big story. Ha.

Craig was reading for our nice Queen this morning. But only a little bit today. 

Mister Mitch is going to bring all his special make brand new wall tools to our house tomorrow.

Very early in the morning. Ha. 

Niamh and cousin Orlaith will have to be all awake. Ha. 

Zita told me that making brand new walls is very noisy. And messy too. 

And it is going to take lots of days. Oh dear. I did not know that. 

Maybe I will just stay in the big bedroom. On the comfy big bed. Oh dear. Too bad for me. 

A nice get rid of nasty animals lady came this afternoon. I could not be a big help. Too bad for me.

Zita went to the buffalo building to bring cousin Orlaith back to our house. After her work. 

Because she did not to to the rascal ladies office today. 

She just talked to all the rascal ladies on the telephone. 

When cousin Orlaith got home she was so tired she went fast asleep. On me. Ha.

Because I am a very good pillow. Ha. Good for me. 

When we were all fast asleep. On the comfy rug. In the living room. Zita fixed the sink. Ha.

With brand new from way far away Germany pieces. Now there is only water in the sink. 

Not everywhere else. That is good. 

Tonight is Niamh’s mind the children at the Centre Building until late. 

We did not watch anything on the television last night.

Because it was Craig’s squeaky clean bath night. Oh well. 

Maybe we will watch something new tonight.

Day Two Thousand and Eighty One

I had a nice quiet day.

Zita and I had only a little walk today. Because it was too cold for nice long walks. Oh dear.

Craig and I had a little sleep in. After Zita went to the rascal ladies office.

Then when Niamh was fast awake Craig drove her to her important meeting.

She only had a piece of made of cheese cake for her breakfast. Oh dear. 

And she ate it in the silver little car.

So she would not be late. For her meeting. Oh dear. 

I stayed here to guard the house. 

It is not too hard guarding the house when you have your own very comfy duvet in the kitchen. Ha.

When Craig came home we played catch the ball. It is not a too sore day today. That is good.

Then we had fat crunchy peanut butter sandwiches. With sticky cheese. Ha. Good for us.

Mister Clifford is back in our side yard. All fixed up. Just like brand new. Ha. 

And it was not even way too much money to fix. Ha. That is good.

Mister Clifford is Niamh’s favourite go fast bicycle. 

Her other bicycle is an up and down big hills bicycle. It is not so fast. 

There was so much wind last night the roof came right off a house. Oh dear.

It was not our house. It was another house. Beside Emmet’s old other university. 

But this afternoon everything is blowing all over. Right into our empty pond. Oh dear.

The ducks will not like that. 

We watched the detectives from way far away Paris last night. We did not have any chips. Oh well.

Day Two Thousand and Eighty

We had only a little frozen rain last night. And some soggy too much snow.

I had a very quiet day today.

Because everybody was busy. All day. Oh well.

I had a nice all by myself sleep in. On the big comfy bed. 

Even after Craig was all fast awake. Ha. Good for me.

Zita had an very important meeting today. 

So she could not stay home on her do not go to work day. Oh dear.

Craig too. Oh dear.

After our lunch we played catch the ball. But just a little bit. 

Because it was a too sore shoulder day. Oh dear. That is not so nice. 

In the afternoon first it was all sunny outside. 

But it was way windy too. Now everything blowing everywhere and everything else is melting. 

Everything is all soggy again. 

Because then it was just all very windy rain with more snow. Again. That is silly weather. 

It is a not so nice outside day. Oh dear. 

When I came in I was not way soggy. Craig dried me as dry as a chip. 

With my own very fluffy pink towels. Then I had a nap. 

Craig just stayed in the den. Reading stories. We did not look out the watching window. 

Because it is too nasty outside today. 

We are going to have a tasty breakfast for our dinner tonight. Ha. 

With fat bacon too. Ha.

I had to remind Craig that it was my tasty dinner time again. Oh well.

We talked to my friend Emmet on the fast computer tonight. 

He is going to be coming back to our house. Very soon. Ha. That is good.

He is going to take the very slow as can be train again. Oh dear. Too bad for him. 

Day Two Thousand and Seventy Nine

Everybody was up very early today.

Because it is an everybody is busy day. Ha.

Zita drove cousin Orlaith to the buffalos building. 

Then she drove Niamh to her early in the morning class at her nice university. 

And then she went to the rascal ladies office.

Craig and I did not have toasts today. Just a flat cookie. Oh dear.

Then Miss Devon came to make the house all spic and span. With the noisy machines. 

Craig and I stayed in the den. All by ourselves. Ha. We close the door. It is not so noisy then. 

Now Craig is the nice detective from the way far away city with only canals. Not streets. Ha. That is silly. 

You can not go for nice walks in the canal. You would be all soggy. And drown. 

That is a silly city. And all wet too. Oh well. 

After Miss Devon went home Craig and I played catch the ball. Ha.  

And we had peanut butter toasts for our lunchtime.

Then I guarded him in the den some more. 

When he was very busy reading. Ha. Good for us. 

Cousin Orlaith came home. In a car. She should get a fast buffalo. Ha.

Mister Pierre came over to get the special part for the old go fast loud car. He was very happy.

His daughter is going to get a brand new puppy. Ha. That is good. 

The radio man said that tonight will be just all nasty freezie rain. 

And then some too much snow. Oh dear. That is not so right. 

Maybe we will have a sleep in day tomorrow. Maybe. 

Day Two Thousand and Seventy Eight

We had a very big party last night. But we did not have any cheese. Oh well.

Everybody was here was a lady. Me too. Only Craig was a boy. Ha. Too bad for him.

I minded everyone. I stayed under the dining room table the whole time. Ha. Good for me.

We did not watch the detectives last night. 

Because were way too busy with our tasty dinner party. Until late. 

Then we went to bed. 

Except for Niamh and Orlaith. They had to watch a movie on their computers. I do not know why. 

It is still the do not go to work holiday today. Ha. 

But Zita did not have a nice sleep in. Too bad for her. 

Craig and I had a little sleep in. Good for us.

Then we had the cross buns again. Oh well. They are not so tasty as toasts. It is known.

Then Zita and Orlaith and doctor Susan went and got the used brand new door. 

For Niamh’s brand new downstairs bedroom. 

It is all glass so I can see if she is all wide awake in the morning. Ha. That is a good door. 

After lunchtime Zita and Niamh and Orlaith played cards. On the floor. In the living room. 

Because it is a holiday all day long. So I minded them. Ha. Good for me. 

I got in trouble yesterday.

Because of the nasty squirrels. Maybe I jumped on the watching window. Oh dear. 

I had to have a little rest in the kitchen. By myself. Oh well. 

Zita took Orlaith to another important meeting.

I had to stay here to mind Craig. When he was reading new stories. 

And to make sure Niamh got all dressed. 

Not just in her stay fast asleep clothes. Ha. That is so. 

Then Zita and Niamh and Orlaith went to the not very expensive breakfast store. 

To look for beautiful things for Niamh’s brand new bedroom.

And they took the old go fast chair. So cousin Orlaith did not have to just hop everywhere. Ha.

We are going to have tasty used food for dinner tonight.

Because we have lots and lots of extra food. Because of the big party last night. 

Maybe we will watch the detectives tonight. Maybe we will have chips. Ha. 

Day Two Thousand and Seventy Seven

Ha. We helped the silly bunny last night. Good for us.

Zita talked to some nice people at a tasty food store in far away Antigonish. 

And they brought a big box of very tasty food right to my friend Emmet’s very little apartment. Ha.

Because the silly bunny did not know Emmet was living in far away. 

And it is way too far for the hoppy bunny to visit him. It would have to take the a bit dangerous train too. 

So we were a big help. That is good. And my friend Emmet has his just for Easter treats too.

Craig got sheep. An all in chocolate sheep. A sheep from a bunny. That is silly. 

We were going to have a special very tasty Easter lunchtime dinner. 

But then Craig’s mother did not want to come today. 

Because sometimes she forgets everything. Oh dear. 

So we had real pancakes instead. Ha. That is good. 

We talked to Emmet who still is in far away. We saw him on the computer. 

He is very busy. Writing even more interesting stories.

Zita and I went for a nice walk this morning. It is a nasty cold windy day outside today. Oh well. 

When we got home we had the cross buns instead of toasts. 

I do not know why the buns are cross about Easter. Oh well. 

Maybe because they are not chocolates. 

Zita put some of our own made beautiful eggs outside. 

They are not so big as our beautiful Merry Christmas decorations. Oh well.

She put them on our little tree. Ha. Good for us.

We are going to have a dinner party tonight. 

With Zita’s special very tasty ham. And maybe cheese too.

Lee and Cara are going to come too. And even their mother Miss Bruna. 

Mister Lyndon had to go to very far away to visit his mother. 

So the ladies are having their dinner with me because our special tasty ham is their very favourite. Ha. 

My friend Niamh was so tired yesterday she slept all the time and was not all awake for her dinner until I was fast asleep. That is silly.

Then she went back to fast asleep. Until this morning. 

Tomorrow is a holiday too. That is good. 

Maybe we will sleep in tomorrow. Maybe.