Day One Thousand Eight Hundred and Ninety Four

We had to get up way too early today.

Because Craig had another important meeting to go to. At our nice bank. 

Even before his old friends breakfast. Oh dear.

We did not even have toasts today.

Because of the important meeting. Too bad for me. 

After Craig went away I went downstairs to wake my friend Niamh all up. That is a good job. 

Then Niamh had to go to Tarryn’s house.

Because today is the giant football game. Emmet and Niamh’s nice university is going to play Emmet’s other university. 

For a very big prize. A giant Panda. Ha. That is silly.

It is good that my friend Emmet is at his new university.

Because his old universities are playing the same football game. Against each other. Ha.

Maybe his new university plays football too. Oh dear. Too many universities. Too much football. 

My street is all filled up with lots of people. Making way too much noise. 

They are all going to the important football game. 

My friend Lee and I went for a nice walk. When all the streets were empty. Ha. That is good. 

Everybody is at the football game. 

Except for all the people with too sick tummies. Maybe because of the too loud noises.

They were sitting all by themselves. On the sidewalk. We did not talk to them. Too bad for them.

It is nearly cold today. That is silly weather. It is true. 

Our friend Mister Tom came to my house today. Craig gave him a music machine.

Because we have too many. 

We talked to Zita on the telephone today. 

But she was only in the telephone. Not my house. Too bad for me.

Craig’s football team did not win last night. Oh well. Too bad for him. 

Day One Thousand Eight Hundred and Ninety Three

I had another nice quiet day today.

Because it is an everybody is very busy day.

I had to go downstairs and wake my friend Niamh all up. Again. 

Because she had an important meeting. At her nice university. Before her all about the Rascals class. Ha. 

Going downstairs to get Niamh all wide awake is a good job. It is my favourite job.

Last night I helped her watch the television. In the den. Before we went to all fast asleep.

Today Niamh had to find secret presents for our friends Cara and Lee. 

Because their sing happy birthday day is today. Ha. That is good. 

Craig and I had tasty toasty bagels for our toasts this morning. From nice Mister Kettleman’s bagel store.

Then Craig had to go to an important meeting at our nice bank. I do not know why. Oh well. 

Maybe he will get giant tasty treats too. Maybe.

I had to guard the house all by myself. It is my job. 

He came back before lunchtime. He did not get a treat. Too bad for him.

Craig was reading a book until very early last night. Ha.

It is a brand new book. Our friend Miss Mary Ann’s husband, Mister Charles wrote it. All by himself. 

He writes lots of books. They have a nice dog. He is a very little dog. That is nice.

In the book everybody lives in a far away desert. It is a way good book.

Because it even has people who are dogs too. All at the same time. Ha. 

Because everything is magic. Everywhere. Ha. That is true.

I do not think I would be a people. 

Because people have too many important meetings. Ha. Too bad for them. 

Maybe they do not have lots of meetings in the far away desert. Maybe .

A tree fell down on one of my nice walking streets. Near to our other pond. In the big fast wind. 

It squished a brand new fence. 

And even two poor cars. It did not squish anybody. That is good. 

Tonight is another work until very late night for Niamh.

Because it is the everybody dance at the Centre Building night. 

Craig had to read more of his brand new book. After lunchtime.

So I minded him. All afternoon. On the comfy rug. In the den.

Day One Thousand Eight Hundred and Ninety Two

I had a nice quiet day today.

Niamh and I went for a nice walk this morning. 

It is not even a bit too hot today. Ha. That is good.

Then Craig drove Niamh to her important meeting.

Everybody in my house has important meetings. Except me.

Because I am way too busy guarding the house. And watching out my watching window. Ha.

It is my job. That is why I get lots of tasty treats. Good for me.

Tomorrow is my friends Lee and Cara’s sing the happy birthday song day. It is the same day. Ha.

Because they are twins. 

Just like me. All my brothers and sisters were born on the same day too. Ha. That is good. 

We are lots of twins. Good for us. 

Craig and I cleaned the side yard before lunchtime. 

But after lunchtime there was fast wind and then it was all messy again. Oh dear. Too bad for him. Oh well. 

Craig talked to my friend Zita yesterday. But she was only in the telephone. Not here with me. Oh dear.

That is why I cannot find her. She is not here. Only the telephone is here. That is not right. 

Craig sends my friend Emmet my pictures. So he will not forget that I am his friend. 

Even when he is in Mister Saint Francis’s University. In far away. 

Because we are always best friends. Forever. Ha. Good for us. 

I am my whole family’s best friend. Ha. That is a good job. It is my favourite. It is known. 

I minded Craig all afternoon. In the comfy den. He had to read some stories for our nice Queen.

Then we played catch the ball lots of times. It is not way too hot to play catch the ball today. That is good. 

Then I had a nice minding nap. Beside Craig.

Zita’s friend Miss Courtney brought us a big box of apple dessert. For us. That was nice.

We are going to have tasty used food for dinner tonight. Just us. 

Because Niamh has to teach all the little girls again tonight. At the Centre Building. 

She will have her nice dinner with them. 

Then she will come home so she can go fast asleep. Ha. That is good. I like fast asleep. 

Day One Thousand Eight Hundred and Ninety One

It was a do not get up too early day today. Ha. That is good.

So I had a little sleep in. Ha. 

It is Niamh’s go to her nice university at nearly lunchtime day. 

Craig drove her. In the silver little car. She was not even late at all. Then he came home.

It is still a way too hot day outside day. 

Craig got a brand new very very little make the floors clean machine. The present man brought it. 

Because sometimes leaves get in to my own house. From the outside. 

Maybe from me. Oh dear. Too bad for us.

Last night we had all the way from China tasty food. 

Miss Rima and Miss Tarryn had their dinner here too. 

Then they all put the smelly garbage in the scary big black garbage cans. Ha. I could not help. 

We had lots and lots of garbage.

Because Craig got the wrong garbage last time. Ha. Too bad for him. Oh well.

Now we have lots of tasty used from China food. For more tasty dinners. Ha. That is good. 

There was a very very noisy chop trees all up truck in my own park. It was way too noisy. I did not like it. 

It is not nice to have noisy machines beside your house. If you want to have a nice nap on the comfy rug. 

Emmet went to his classes at his next university today.

Because before he was away in the far away in Halifax Hospital. 

And not at his next university. Oh well. Too bad for them.

Zita drove him. 

Because of all the still sore holes. And the very big bandages. 

Then he had a nice walk all the way back to his very little apartment. That is good. 

Craig and I had toasty bagels for our lunch. 

And we looked out the watching window too. At all the noisy little birds on my patio. 

I got two bagel treats. To help me watch out my watching window. Ha. Good for me. 

I got a brand new job. Craig said it is a promotion. Ha. 

There were two silly dogs fighting on my own corner. 

I fierce barked at them. A lot. Then they just ran away. Ha. They were little silly dogs. 

Now Craig says I am the Corner High Marshal. Ha. Good for me. 

Maybe I will get more tasty treats. Maybe.

After our lunchtime we had a very loud thunderstorm. And lots and lots of very fast very loud rain. 

I just stayed in the big bedroom. On the comfy pillows. 

Because my friend Emmet is not here for me to guard. Oh dear. That is not right. 

Maybe they do not have very loud thunderstorms in far away. Maybe. 

Maybe the nice dog who lives at his little apartment building can guard him. Maybe. Oh dear. Oh dear. 

Mister Paul came to our house for dinner tonight. He even found a nice pizza. Ha. That is good. 

I always get tasty pizza bits. That is right.

Day One Thousand Eight Hundred and Ninety

We had a get up early day today.

Because Craig had to drive my friend Niamh to her nice university. 

It is an all day at her university day.

When Craig came home we had crunchy toasts. I like crunchy toasts best.

It is still a way too hot outside day today.

I looked out my watching window and there was nobody there. Not even my friends the ducks. 

So I had a nice nap.

Last night Emmet had a nice sleep in Mister Liam and Miss Madeleine’s house. That is nice.

But today my friend Emmet went back to far away in Antigonish. 

Zita drove him there. In another car. 

Because he wanted to be back in his own little apartment.

So he can have his own comfy pillows again. And his very own comfy bed. 

Zita went too. For a little while. 

Because of Emmet’s lots of bandages. That is good.

This morning Craig cleaned the refrigerator. There was too much too old used food. I was a big help.

We put everything in big bags. For the nice garbage men. And their very noisy truck. 

Then we played catch the ball. For a little time. 

You cannot play catch the ball a lot when it is way too hot. You will get a sick tummy. It is known. 

There were lots of little birds in my hedge today. I do not know why. I saw them.

Birds are very noisy. Oh well. 

Doctor Susan came to visit me today. At lunchtime. 

She came back from far away Halifax. 

She went there so she could be a big help for my friend Zita. And Emmet too. That was nice. 

Day One Thousand Eight Hundred and Eighty Nine

I almost had a sleep in today. But Craig got me wide awake.

When I was still fast asleep. Oh well. Too bad for me. 

We did not have any croissants today.

Because they were all gone. 

We had crunchy toasts instead. Ha. That is good. 

Crunchy toasts are my favourite.

We had two toasts. Ha. Good for me.

Miss Bruna and I went for a nice long walk before the too hot came back. Ha. That is good.

You cannot go for nice walks when it is too hot outside. Or you just turn into a nasty puddle. 

Miss Rima came over to study with my friend Niamh for their all about interesting laws class. 

I went downstairs to mind them. Lots of times. Ha. Good for me.

Then they went to Niamh’s nice university. For another important class. 

Niamh will not be back until late tonight.

Because she has her at the Centre building work and then she will mind the two little girls again. 

She will have her tasty dinner with them. Not here with me. Oh well.

Mister Paul came over to talk and drink his very cold beer. 

Because it is way too hot outside. 

Craig and Paul are going to fix the door in my side yard. All by themselves. Ha. 

Because it is nearly broken. 

Craig and I talked to my friend Zita. On the telephone. Ha. She is not even here. 

She is at Doctor Tanya’s house. With Mister Liam and Miss Madeleine. And even Doctor George.

My friend Emmet is there too. He is getting all better forever. 

So he can go back to his very little apartment at Mister Saint Francis’s university. That is good.

He still is too sore. Holes in you make you very sore. It is known. 

He can only go for very little walks. Oh dear. 

My friend Emmet like long walks. Too bad for him. Oh dear. Oh dear. 

Craig and I are going to have tasty used food for our dinner tonight. Ha. I like used food. 

Day One Thousand Eight Hundred and Eighty Eight

It is sleep in Sunday but we only had a very little sleep in today. Oh well.

I had to sit on Craig’s feet until he was all wide awake. Ha. It is my job. 

We had croissants for our toasts. I did not have any.

Because I had a sick tummy. I ate some of the fall down from the trees berries. Too bad for me.

Then Miss Devon came to our house again. To make my side yard all neat and tidy. 

And to take away all the fall down berries. Too bad for me.

My friend Niamh is at her nice university again all day. 

So she can help people at the centre building if they just get a bit hurt. 

So they will not just be dead. Ha. That is good.

Craig and I watched the hockey game last night. And we won. Ha. That is good. 

It is still a way too hot outside day today. I do not know why. 

It is the leaves fall down and empty trees time. Not the way too hot outside time. 

I had a nice nap outside this morning. Before the too hot caught me. And I had a sick tummy. Oh well. 

I have to go to the make me beautiful store.

Because I am a bit way too furry. Oh well. 

Craig told me that the nice doctors took all the nasty tubes out of my friend Emmet last night. 

And now he is not in the far away in Halifax hospital. Ha. That is good. Ha. 

Now I am very happy. Ha. 

Now he is in Doctor Tanya and Doctor George’s beautiful house. With Zita too. Ha. That is way good. Ha. 

They do not have nasty food in that house. 

Because they have all the way from way far away tasty Greece food. Ha. 

But my friend Emmet is still way sore.

Because of all the holes in him. Oh dear. I do not like holes so much. 

Craig has hole marks all over his back too. Oh dear. I do not know why. Nobody told me. Oh well.

I went outside to catch the ball. But I nearly melted into just a puddle. So I came in. 

When Niamh came home I helped her watch the television in the for the cousins bedroom. In the nice cool basement. Ha. That is good.

Mister Tom brought us some brand new detectives. So we can watch them at night. When Zita is all back home. Ha. That will be nice. 

I do not like being in charge all the time. It is known. 

You can not always have nice naps when you are in charge. Too bad for me. 

Day One Thousand Eight Hundred and Eighty Seven

It is a very hot day outside today. That is silly. It is not even summertime anymore. 

I did not go for a nice walk this morning.

Because of the way too hot.

It is old friends breakfast restaurant day.  

Craig went all by himself. I stayed here to guard the house.

My friend Niamh went to her nice university today. Early.

She is learning how to keep everybody safe as can be. If they get hurt. 

She is going again tomorrow. For all day long. Ha. 

Craig put the make the house cool machine on for me. So I could have a nice nap. 

When I was guarding the house. 

Then I guarded Craig when he was all safe at home. I have to guard Craig all the time. 

Because my friend Zita is not here. Just me. 

He is easy to guard. 

He just reads stories for our nice Queen. And plays throw the ball with me. And talks to our nice friends. 

Mister Paul came home with Craig. So he could borrow some sharp tools. To fix things. Ha. 

Craig has lots of tools in the giant box. Behind the doors with all our hanging clothes. Ha. 

We watched a football game this afternoon. It was not our teams. Oh well. I had a nice nap instead.

My friends Zita and Emmet are still in far away. 

So they can get Emmet all better for ever. That is good. 

All our nice friends send way nice word about Emmet. That is good. 

It is very good to have nice friends. When everything in not right. 

It is true. Craig told me. Ha. Good for us.

Miss Rachel going to be a doctor, sent Emmet brand new pictures of way old castles. From way far away Ireland. 

Emmet loves castles. Craig too. 

I have never seen a castle.

Because real castles are all in way far away places. I do not go to way far away. 

Because my own house is here. If I was in way far away who would guard my own house. 

Maybe the raccoons would just steal everything. Maybe. 

Craig and I had Scotsmen’s scones for our lunchtime. With too much butter. Ha. 

Then I had a nap. Ha. Good for me. 

Day One Thousand Eight Hundred and Eighty Six

I had a very quiet day.

Because everybody was very busy.

Craig and I had a toasty croissant instead of toasts again. 

I like croissants too. But they are not very crunchy. Oh well. Too bad for me.

This morning I went downstairs. All by myself. I had to get Niamh all wide awake. 

I scratched at her door until she was not even a bit asleep. Ha. Good for me.

Then Craig had to go downtown. For the nice Queen. For an important meeting. Ha.

Then Niamh went to her all about putting people in jail class.

I stayed here to guard the house. All by myself. On my comfy bed. Ha.

Last night Craig had a squeaky clean bath. 

Because of the important meeting today. Ha.

Niamh has to work until very late tonight. It is the everybody dance night at the Centre Building. 

Niamh has to make everybody be nice to everybody else. Oh dear. 

Sometimes they are not very good listeners. Oh dear.

My friend Emmet did not sleep so well last night. Only just a bit. I do not like that. 

He is still in the far away in Halifax hospital. And Zita and doctor Susan too. 

Zita is guarding my friend Emmet and Susan is guarding my friend Zita. Ha that is good.

My friends Kathy and Richard came to my house with lots of tasty food. 

For Craig and Niamh. Ha. That is nice. 

Then they talked all about lots of silly Rascals. Ha. That was not so interesting. 

Because they were not our Rascals. 

So I had a nice nap.

Mister Stuart came to visit too. On his very little bicycle. 

Because he forgot all about the important meeting today. Ha. Too bad for him.

So they had another important meeting right here. In my own house. Ha.

Then they went to a nice restaurant for their tasty dinner. I guarded the house. All by myself. 

Then I minded Craig and we watched the football game. On the television. We did not have any chips.

You can only eat chips when you are watching far away detectives. It is known. 

Day One Thousand Eight Hundred and Eighty Five

We did not have any nasty raccoons at my house last night. Good for me.

When I got up I looked everywhere. But they did not come back. Ha. 

Because I was very fierce last night. Good for me. 

All the ladies were at my house last night. Lily and Lee and Cara and Niamh. Studying. 

And watching dance a lot on the little computers. And laughing. They are very loud laughers 

I minded Craig. In the den. With the door all shut. On the very comfy rug. Ha. Good for us.

Craig and I had croissants for our toasts this morning. That is nice. Croissants are my favourite. 

Then Craig talked to my friend Zita on the telephone. She is still in the big hospital in far away. 

Because my friend Emmet still has the big tubes inside him. Oh dear. I do not like that. 

We did not talk to Emmet. He was fast asleep. Getting all better makes you very tired. It is known.

He has lots of nice naps. That is good. 

Zita gets him tasty treats from nice Mister Horton's little restaurant. 

Just like his old university. Ha. That is good. 

I get a bit all upset when my friend Zita talks to us.

Because I cannot find her anywhere. Even everywhere in our house. That is not right. 

Then I am a bit sad. Oh dear. Too bad for me.

Niamh does not have any nice university classes today. She is just reading all her new stories. That is good. 

Craig and I had a little sleep in this morning.

Then Craig woke me all wide awake. Oh well. 

I went downstairs to mind my friend Niamh. When she was reading all about the Rascals. Good for me. 

I jumped up on the very big bed. Ha. Good for me. 

Them Miss Tarryn came to our house. To practice. 

Because tonight they have to have a party for lots of little girls. At the centre building. Ha.

Niamh has to have her tasty dinner there.

Because they have to find everything and get it ready. So they can make every colour in the world tiny tasty cakes. Ha.

They are only for all the little girls. Not us. Oh well. 

We had a toasty croissant with from far away Italy sausages for our late lunch. And carrots. 

I got two carrots. Just for me. Ha.

Then I had a nice nap. On the big comfy bed. 

Tomorrow summertime is all over. And it is still hot. 

When I come home from my nice walks I am so hot I have to have a nice nap. 

On the cool floor. In our kitchen. 

The make the house cool machine is still on. That is silly weather. It is known. 

Nite nite.

Day One Thousand Eight Hundred and Eighty Four

I was very brave last night. Ha. Good for me.

When my friend Niamh came home last night she could not even get in my house.

Because of lots and lots of nasty raccoons. They were in my own driveway. 

And would not move. Even a little bit. Oh dear. That is not right.

So she talked to us on the telephone. So I ran as fast as could be. Right to my big watching window. 

And I fierce barked them all away. 

Then I ran to my side yard to guard Niamh. Ha. I was very brave. It is known.

When I was all awake this morning I fast ran right away to my side yard. 

And there was not even a raccoon at all. 

Ha. Good for me.

Doctor Susan went to the aeroport this morning to find an aeroplane to go to far away Halifax. 

To help Zita guard my friend Emmet. So Zita can have a very big all fast asleep day. Ha. That is good. 

Emmet is still too sore. He can not sleep so well. 

Because of all the big tubes. All the way inside him. Oh dear. Oh dear. 

That is not right. I do not like that.

Craig and Niamh went to the all the way from way far away India restaurant last night. 

For tasty hurt your nose food. 

That is silly food. Oh well. Too bad for them.

I stayed here to guard our house. 

Miss Devon came to my house to day. To make it spic and span. 

And to make all the clothes clean as can be. Ha. That is good.

She stayed for a long time today. Because we are too messy. Oh dear.

Professor Jill came to visit us today. With the very little dog. 

Not my friend Jamie. Oh well. Too bad for me. It is a very little dog. Maybe it is a cat. Maybe. Ha. 

She wanted to know all about my my friends Zita and Emmet. 

She is going to the very big church. Up the street. To talk to Mister God. 

All about my friends Zita and Emmet. Not me. 

Niamh went to her nice university this morning. To go to her all about Rascals class. 

Craig drove her. In the silver little car. 

Then he came home. I guarded the house. And Miss Devon too. Ha. 

I watched out my watching window. To find the nasty raccoons. Ha. Too bad for them. 

Ollie does not like raccoons either. That is good. Silly raccoons. Too bad for them.

My friend Kathy brought us apples for our lunchtime treats. Ha. I sometimes get apple treats too. 

Mister Bill is still in the nasty food hospital. But he does not think the food is nasty. That is silly. 

He is not way too sick anymore. Just a bit too sick. That is good. 

My friend Cara and I went for a nice before dinnertime walk today. 

We did not see my friends the ducks today. Oh well.

I could not take Lee on a nice walk today. She has a sick tummy. Oh dear. That is not nice.

Craig made tasty pasta for our dinner tonight. All by himself. I did not even help. Ha. 

We had very tasty croissants for our lunch. I like the crunchy bits. At the end. Ha. Good for me. 

Day One Thousand Eight Hundred and Eighty Three

We got up too early this morning.

Because Niamh did not tell me the right get up in the morning time.

I had to go downstairs and bark her all awake. But she could not hear me. She was still too fast asleep. Ha. Too bad for her.

Doctor Susan came to visit my house. Before breakfast. To have some too much coffee with Craig. 

Craig had a fat sticky bun for breakfast. I got a tasty bit too. Ha.

Then doctor Susan drove Niamh to her nice university. It is her all day at her university day. 

The nice doctors in far away Halifax put even more holes in my friend Emmet last night. Oh dear. Oh dear.

Now he is back in his little room in the hospital. All awake. But he is a lot very sore. Oh dear.

Inside of you operations make you way too sore. It is known. Oh dear. 

Emmet was reading his all about talking old Irish book. For his new university. 

That is silly. He should only have nice naps. On his comfy bed.

Just like me.

Maybe they do not have so comfy beds in a far away hospital. Oh dear. Oh dear. That is not so nice. 

Everybody should have a nice comfy bed. With their very own smelly pillows. I do. Ha. Good for me. 

Doctor George was the best helper ever. Zita told us. That is good. 

It is important to have good helpers. 

Maybe Mister Saint Santa will get him a special secret present at Merry Christmas time. Maybe. 

It is nice to get secret presents. 

I always get a secret present at Merry Christmas time. Good for me. 

Zita even slept at the far away hospital. All night. To guard my friend Emmet. Ha. That is good.

Then she went to have a nice nap at Liam and Madeline's house. That is right.

Craig had to read new stories for our nice Queen all morning. 

Sometimes we played catch the ball too. That is good. 

Then Craig used the noisy make the floors clean machine. And threw everything away in big bags.

Because tomorrow the noisy garbage trucks come. To take everything away. 

I do not know where. Nobody told me. 

And then Craig took away lots and lots of the too many weeds from our patio. 

I could not be a big help. Oh well. 

Day One Thousand Eight Hundred and Eighty Two

We had a very little sleep in today.

Because Niamh's class was moved to a different time. 

The same time as her maybe be a lawyer class. Oh dear.

So we did not have to get all awake very early today. Ha. That is good.

Then Craig and I had our toasts together. That is right to have our toasts together.

Everything else is all too different. 

My friend Emmet is not in his comfy downstairs bedroom.

And Zita is still in far away guarding Emmet. Oh dear. That is not right. 

And the go fast black car is not in my driveway. Oh dear. 

So Craig and I always have our toasts together. Every day. 

Because that is right. Ha. That is good. 

Then doctor Susan came over for a little visit. 

My friend Emmet is in the big hospital in far away Halifax. 

The noisy ambulance took him there. Last night. 

Zita is guarding him. 

Last night she had a comfy sleep, right in Doctor Tanya's house. That is good. 

It is where nice Mister Liam and nice Miss Madeleine live. In far away Halifax.

They are Niamh's very favourite young children. Ha. That is nice. 

Today the nice doctors in far away Halifax are going to get special inside pictures of my friend Emmet. 

For the operation to fix him all up forever. Oh dear. 

Operations are not so nice. I had an operation. 

Then they even took one of my own toes all away. Forever. When I was all fast asleep. Oh dear. 

Then I had to have an awful big hat. I do not like operations. 

My friend Emmet has very long toes. Oh dear. Niamh too. Oh dear. 

Zita should guard his toes. It is known. 

Mister Paul came over too. He is looking for a little apartment. 

So he can live here. And go to the old friends breakfast again. Ha.

Craig and I had very crunchy peanut butter toasts for our lunch today. That is right. 

We always have peanut butter toasts for our lunchtime. 

Craig talks to Zita and Emmet on the telephone. I do not like that so much. 

I can hear them but I cannot find them anywhere. I do not like that. 

So I told Craig. Very loudly. Oh well. Too bad for me. 

Lee and I went for our nice before dinnertime walk. 

We went to giant treats for nice dogs box. The nice lady leaves them for me. Ha. That is good. 

Niamh has another job. Taking care of two little children. From her old centre building job.

Craig watched a hockey game. Oh well. I had a nice nap.

My friend Emmet is having his operation tonight. And Doctor George is helping. That is good. 

Zita is going to sleep there. In the far away hospital. 

To guard him when he wakes all up. Ha. That is good.

Day One Thousand Eight Hundred and Eighty One

Oh dear it is not a very good day for me. Even in the morning.

They have to take my friend Emmet to Doctor George's big hospital in far away Halifax. 

Because the little inside hole got too big. And Emmet cannot breathe so well. 

He is in the little hospital. 

They have to find a noisy ambulance to take him all the way to the big hospital. Oh dear. Oh dear.

My friend Zita is there with him. That is good. She will guard him. Instead of me. 

Doctor Tanya and Doctor George will help guard him too. 

Doctor Susan came over to drink coffee with Craig. Oh dear. Oh dear. 

I should be there too. I am always a big help. 

I always take care of my friend Emmet when he comes home from the nasty food hospital. It is my job. 

But I am now not even there. I am just here. Oh dear. Oh dear. That is not right.

We had crunchy toasts this morning. Then Craig's telephone told him my friend Emmet was not all right. 

He was in the little hospital in Antigonish. Oh dear. 

Then I was very sad. 

I am still way too sad. Oh dear. That is not right. It is known. 

I cannot go to help. I do not know where Antigonish is. It is just in far away. Oh dear. That is not right. 

Now he has to go to the big hospital. In far away Halifax. 

To have another operation. Oh dear. That is not right. 

Doctor George will help with the operation. That is right. Ha. Good for us. 

Zita will go with Emmet to the big hospital too. That is good. 

Lee and Niamh and I went for a nice walk this afternoon. Before dinnertime. That is nice. 

It is a very beautiful day outside. But I am sad anyway. 

I cannot help guard my own friend Emmet. That is not all right. 

Niamh has to read lots and lots today. For her nice university tomorrow. 

Craig watched the football game. But not so much. 

We played catch the ball lots of times instead. 

The noisy ambulance took my friend Emmet to the other big hospital. 

Now he has nice bed in Doctor George's hospital. That is good. 

I will talk to Mister Saint Newton tonight. When everybody is fast asleep. It is known.

He will help make Emmet all better for ever.

Day One Thousand Eight Hundred and Eighty

I had a very busy day today.

It is Saturday old friends breakfast day.

Mister Paul came to my house so Craig could take take him to the old friends breakfast restaurant. 

So he would not get all lost. 

Because he has been in way far away England. For a long time. 

I stayed here here to guard Niamh. She was all fast asleep in Emmet's comfy bedroom. It is my best job. 

When Craig was all back home she was still fast asleep. 

Then Mister SD came to visit. Now his little truck does not even have a top. Ha. That is silly.

Miss Rima had to get her all fast awake. Ha. Too sleepy Niamh.

They went for a just drive around drive. To see cows in the country. With Miss Rima too. 

Because it is a very beautiful day outside today. Just all full of sunshine and fat sheep clouds. Ha.

It is silly weather.

Then I took Lee for a nice walk. I had to wear my choke me to death collar. Oh dear.

Because I took my other collar off yesterday. Or dear. Too bad for me.

We had a nice walk. We always have nice walks. It is known.

Then we came home so I could have my tasty brunch. Ha. I got chips for treats. 

The other Mister Tom came for a visit. After lunchtime.

He is not the old friends Mister Tom. He is the from way far way Ireland Mister Tom. 

He wanted to know all about my friend Emmet. And Zita. 

Tomorrow he going to a nearly a giant church. In not way too far away. 

Where no one can talk out loud. That is silly.

He is not going to live there. Just a little visit. 

So he can talk to Mister God. About everything. Where it is very quiet. 

So Mister God can hear him.

Because he does not talk so very loud. 

That is nice.

Craig went to visit his own mother this afternoon. At her little apartment. 

Then he went to the tasty food store. He got three tasty cheeses. From far away places. 

And very crunchy bread for our tasty in the morning toasts. It is from way far away Italy. Ha. That is good. 

Maybe we will watch the football game tonight. But we do not have any chips. Oh well. 

I will have a nice nap. Beside Craig. Football games are not so interesting. Oh well. 

Day One Thousand Eight Hundred and Seventy Nine

We did not get up very early today. That is good.

We played catch the ball right away. Ha. Good for me. 

And then we had very crunchy toasts today. Ha. That is good. 

Craig had his real too much coffee too. Not pretend coffee today. 

Then I had a nice tasty breakfast. With cheesie treats. Ha.

So I had a nice nap. Right beside Craig in the living room. Ha.

I had a very quiet day today.

I went downstairs to get Niamh all wide awake this morning.

Because she slept downstairs in my friend Emmet's comfy bedroom. I do not know why. Oh well. 

When she was all dressed Craig drove her to her nice university at lunchtime. 

Then she had to go to work at the centre building. And not be late.

Then I had another nice nap. It is nice to have quiet days. If you have your own comfy bed. Ha.

I have two comfy beds. Ha. Good for me. 

After lunchtime Craig had to make himself spic and span. 

Because he and Niamh are going out for a tasty dinner with Doctor Tanya and her mother Miss Micheline. That is nice.

Doctor Tanya is not in far away. She had to go to a very long meeting. Just for doctors.

I will stay here to guard the house. All by myself. It is my job. 

After lunch Craig had to read brand new stories. For our nice Queen. Ha. That is good.

It is nearly too hot outside today. The make the house cool machine was on all day. That is silly weather. 

Craig and I looked out my watching window this afternoon. 

There was a big smelly goose in my pond today. My friends the ducks do not like the smelly geese.

Sometimes the giant bird comes and scares all the smelly geese away. Ha that is good.

Ha. Too bad for them. 

Day One Thousand Eight Hundred and Seventy Eight

I was very busy last night. When everybody was all fast asleep.

I had to talk to Mister Saint Newton for a long time.

I had to tell him all about my friend Emmet's little inside him hole. 

Because Emmet is in far away without me to guard him all the time. Oh dear.

And then I had to tell him about Mister Bill. He is still in the other nasty food hospital. 

Because he had a nasty cut. Now he is inside sick. Oh dear. 

I asked Mister Saint Newton to mind them for me.

Because I am only here. Not there. Being a big help. Oh dear. Oh dear.

Last night Craig made a tasty dinner all by himself. Not even just toasty sandwiches. Ha.

He just went to the stove and cooked things. 

And the save us, save us machine did not make its loud noise even once. Ha. 

We even had vegetables. My friend Zita will be happy. It is known. 

Our friend Mister Paul is back from way far away England. He came to visit me today. At lunchtime. 

We had chips. Ha. That is good.

He is not going to live in way far away England anymore. 

Because he cannot go to the old friends breakfast when he lives in way far away. Ha. That is good.

Niamh had a long sleep in today. She did not get home until late late last night. Ha too bad for her.

Today is Miss Lily and cousin Ciara sing happy birthday day. Ha. That is good.

Niamh is going to Miss Lily's for a party dinner. 

This afternoon our friend Kathy brought us lots and lots of food. 

So Craig and I will not just eat toasty peanut butter sandwiches. Ha. That was nice.

She even brought us crunchy from France bread. Ha. That is good.

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Seventy Seven

We had a little sleep in today. I had to lie right on top of Craig to get him all awake. Ha. Good for me.

Then Craig drove Niamh to her nice university. 

When he came home we had soft toasts. Oh well. Too bad for me.

Craig made toasty cheese and lots of hams sandwiches for our lunch. 

But one side was way way way too toasty.

The save us, save us machine made the very loud noise three times. 

And we had to open all the doors. Ha. Craig is not a way good toaster. Ha. Too bad for him.

Then he brought Niamh home from her nice university. So she could read lots and lots. 

That is what you do when you go to university. 

We made all the clothes spic and span last night. Even all of Craig's too. Ha. 

It was too hot last night. My friend Niamh had to put the make the house cool machine on. 

In the middle of the night. So she would not just melt away. That is silly weather. 

Craig had to write some stories for our nice Queen this afternoon.

So I minded him. All by myself. Ha. Good for me. 

My friend Mister Aidan came to go for a nice walk with me. In the very fast noisy red car. That is nice. 

When he came home from his all about music school. 

We are going for our nice walk together because Zita is guarding my friend Emmet. Oh dear. 

He is still a bit sore. In his own lung. Oh dear. 

I should be there. I am the best nurse dog in the world. It is my best job. It is true.

Mister Bill had to go to the nasty food hospital last night. 

Because he had a way too sick tummy. Oh dear. Too many hospitals. 

Niamh and Miss Rima are going to a not way too loud music concert. Up on the busy street. 

After our dinnertime. 

Day One Thousand Eight Hundred and Seventy Six

We had another early in the morning day today.

Craig drove Niamh to her nice university. To learn all about laws. And to get even more new books.

You have to have lots of interesting books when you go to a university. It is known.

When Craig got home we had our crunchy toasts. And then we played catch the the ball.

Last night Craig and Niamh and I saw my friend Emmet right on Craig's telephone. 

I do not like that so much because I cannot find my friend Emmet when he talks to me.

Even when I look everywhere. That is not right.

Craig is going to talk to Emmet every night time. To say nighty nite. 

Just like when Emmet lived in the basement. In his comfy bedroom. That is good.

Craig always says nighty nite to me. Before we all go to fast asleep. That is nice. 

After our toasts I had a nice nap. Right beside Craig. 

He was just listening all quiet to an interesting book. 

Because he had a nasty headache. Oh dear. That is not so nice.

We did not have a tasty lunch today.

Because of the nasty headache. But I got a cheese treat. So I would not starve all away. Ha. That is good.

Before dinnertime Craig took away even more weeds from our own patio. 

Then he was very dirty. Ha. Too bad for him. He will have to have a squeaky clean shower. Ha. 

And he chopped even more down. And put them in a giant garbage bag.

Because tomorrow the nice garbage men come to take everything away in their noisy truck.

Niamh was at her next job at the centre building until dinnertime today. 

Then we had an own made tasty dinner. 

We did not have chips last night. Oh well. 

Day One Thousand Eight Hundred and Seventy Five

We got up very very early this morning. 

Because Niamh had to see nice Doctor Dentist Don. 

That is silly. Niamh does not like way early in the morning. 

Craig drove her. When they came home Niamh went back to fast asleep. Ha.

Because Niamh's early in the morning class was cancelled today. I do not know why. 

Craig and I had toasts together. And looked out the watching window.

Then we played catch the ball lots of times. Ha. That is good.

It is a beautiful day outside today. Nearly hot.

I had a nice long nap. Right beside Craig. To keep him all right. 

Craig took out lots and lots of nasty weeds away from our own front garden this morning. I watched him. 

My friend Emmet went to his new university today. Two times. He still has an inside little hole. 

He has to be very careful. It is known. My friend Zita is very tired too. Oh dear. 

I should be there at the new university too. So I could be a big help. It is known.

But I have to stay here. To guard everybody else. Oh dear. Too much guarding. 

Craig and Niamh went to the fix your music machine store. To get the all fixed up music machine.

Then Craig drove Niamh to the centre building for her next new job. 

And then he came home so we could play catch the ball. Together. 

That is nice. 

My friend Lee came to see me at my house. Before dinnertime. 

So we went for a nice walk. In the lots and lots of sunshine. Ha. That is good. We are good together walkers. 

Doctor Susan came to our house to see if Craig had just starved away into nothing. Ha. That is silly. 

We have lots of chips. 

Maybe we will have chips tonight. If Craig watches a too loud movie. 

We had chips last night. Ha. Good for me. 

Day One Thousand Eight Hundred and Seventy Four

Craig and I had a little sleep in today. But only a little one.

Niamh had to go to the centre building. For a big meeting. 

It is an all day long meeting. With all the other people from the centre building.

Craig and I had two toasts this morning. And Craig had real too much coffee today.

Then we played catch the ball a lot. That is good.

Because it is a beautiful day outside today. 

Craig talked to my friend Emmet last night. On his telephone. I heard him. 

He is getting all better for ever. That is good.

There were lots of football games on the television yesterday. 

Craig's teams all lost. Oh dear. Too bad for him.

Niamh made very tasty special toasty cheese sandwiches for dinner last night. 

With the round like a ball tasty crunchy bread. Ha. That is a good dinner. And soup too. 

And we had tasty ham. In a sandwich for our lunch today. Then I guarded Craig in the den. 

So he would be all right. It is my best job. 

We heard my friend Emmet on the flat computer tonight. At dinnertime. 

When Niamh was home. Craig and Niamh could see him too. Ha that is good. 

I could hear him but I could not find him anywhere. I looked all over. 

Even outside in my side yard. But he was not there at all. Oh dear. Too bad for me. 

Niamh has to go to her nice university tonight. Very late. 

To practice dance a lot. For her nice university. Ha.

Craig will drive her in the silver little car. Because of all dark outside. 

Day One Thousand Eight Hundred and Seventy Three

It is Saturday old friends breakfast day. 

But I did not take Craig to his old friends breakfast restaurant today.

I stayed in my own house.

Because I had to guard fast asleep Niamh. Ha. Good for me.

 

Mister Richard and Mister Robert were at the old friends breakfast restaurant. They are very old too.

Mister Richard always makes us the tasty just for Merry Christmas time treats. Ha that is good.

Mister Robert used to be a soldier in way far away. Now he has a cat. Oh well. 

And our friend Mister Tom was there too. Ha. That is good.

Then Niamh was all awake. And when she was all awake she made the house all spic and span. 

I stayed in the bedroom.

Because she used the very noisy make the floors clean machine. Ha. Good for me.

Then Lee and Lily came over. To listen to their too loud music. Ha.

Then they went to the tasty food store. So we will just not starve all away. That is good.

My friend Zita is still in far away Antigonish. 

So she can guard my friend Emmet. He is in way far away too. Oh dear. 

He is getting all better. So he can go to his new classes at Mister Saint Francis's university. 

In a few days. Ha. That is good. 

My friend Emmet had a squeaky clean shower today. 

You cannot go to your new university if you are all smelly. It is known. 

When Zita is away I am in charge. So I have to take care of everybody. Even at night time. 

Craig said I was the best taking care of my family dog in the world. Ha. That is true.

I stay right beside him. All the time. So he will be all right. 

We played catch the ball a lot this afternoon.

Because it is a way beautiful day outside today. 

We did not have any rain today at all. Ha. That is good. 

There is another football game today. So the all lost cars are everywhere. Oh dear.

I do not go for nice walks when my neighbourhood is full of all getting lost cars. 

Because they will just squish you. Oh dear. 

Maybe we will watch the football on the television. Maybe. 

Maybe I will have a nice nap on the comfy rug instead. Ha. 

Day One Thousand Eight Hundred and Seventy Two

We all had a little sleep in today. Ha.

Then Craig and I had our toasts. And pretend coffee. 

I had to wait a long time for the toasts. Too bad for me. 

Because Craig talked for a long time to Zita. In far away Antigonish. 

It was the not so crunchy toasts again. Oh dear. I like crunchy toasts best. 

Zita is still in far away. She is guarding my friend Emmet. He is very sore and way tired. 

Because of the little hole inside him. 

Zita is going to stay for a little while. Until he can go to his new university. All by himself.

My friend Zita is very tired too. Oh dear. Oh dear. 

I should be there. It is known. 

I am the best nurse ever. Then my friend Emmet would be all fine. Ha.

Niamh went to her nice university this morning. With Miss Tarryn.

She decided not to learn how to talk in Chinese. 

Because I cannot listen in Chinese. Then she could not even talk to me. Oh dear that is not right.

Now she is going to a class about putting people in jail if they are not nice to other people. Even people you do not know. 

It is not so nice outside today. There was even more rain today. Oh dear. 

Craig and I played catch the ball before the too much rain. Ha. Good for us.

Then I guarded Craig in the living room. All by myself. Ha. Good for me. 

I am a good guarder even when I have my comfy naps. It is known. 

Craig went to visit his mother. To tell her all about my friends Zita and Emmet in far away.

Then Craig went to the too much money food store to get crunchy just for toasts bread. And some all the way from France too much coffee. Ha.

When he came come my friend Lee and I went for a nice walk. That was nice. 

Niamh had to go to her before dinnertime job. 

To make all the children be good listeners. Ha. Too bad for her. 

Day One Thousand Eight Hundred and Seventy One

We did not have a very good night.

The hole in Emmet got bigger and he had to go to the little hospital in far away.

He talked to us on the telephone. After our bedtime. From inside the little hospital. Oh dear. That is not right. 

Then Zita found a very fast aeroplane to take her to far away. As fast as can be. 

To guard my friend Emmet. Right in the little hospital. Oh dear.

It was still dark outside when doctor Susan drove her to the aeroport. I got up to be a big help. 

Then I went all back to fast asleep. 

The nice doctors in far away Halifax have a very big hospital. They talked to the very little hospital. 

They want to wait before they make more holes in Emmet. For a while. 

Until they get all the right doctors altogether. So they can fix him forever.

Zita talked to doctor Tanya and doctor George. And they are happy too. It is their very big hospital. 

Maybe doctor George will help. It is his job at the very big hospital. Ha. That is good. 

Craig and I had toasts early this morning. It was not very crunchy toasts today. Oh well.

When Niamh was all fast awake Craig drove her to her nice university. Early. 

Today is a stay for a long time day at the nice university. 

Maybe she will go to nice Mister Horton's restaurant for donuts. Just like Emmet. Ha. That is good. 

Now Niamh is going to learn how to talk to everybody in Chinese. Ha. 

I do not know how to listen in Chinese. Oh dear. Too bad for me. 

I guarded Craig all the time today. 

So we would not be all worried together. Ha. That is good. It is my best job. 

We had too much very loud thunder all afternoon. And loud rain too. 

But my friend Emmet is not here in his cosy downstairs bedroom. That is not right. 

So I got up on the big comfy bed. Right where Craig goes to fast asleep. It is safe there. Ha. Good for me.

We had tasty baby croissants for our lunchtime. With butter. I got the crunchy ends. 

I always get the croissant ends. Ha. That is good. 

We played catch the ball when all the too much rain was gone.

This afternoon Craig talked to Zita lots of times. On the telephone. 

My friend Emmet is back in his own little apartment. Not the very little hospital. He is all fast asleep. 

And Zita is across the street in a little hotel. Ha. That is good. Zita is very tired too. 

She will have a nice quiet nap. That is good.

Doctor Tanya's mother talked to Craig on the telephone. After lunchtime. 

So Craig could tell her all about my friends Zita and Emmet. That is nice. 

Craig and I had used pizza for our tasty dinner. By ourselves. 

Because Niamh had to have a meeting with her brand new Professor. 

The big nasty dog that tried to bite Zita and me was on my street. 

I fierce barked it all away. Ha. Good for me. 

Day One Thousand Eight Hundred and Seventy

I had a very quiet day today. 

It is not very sunny outside today. Just flat clouds everywhere. Oh well.

Craig and I had very crunchy toasts this morning. They were not too toasty today. Ha.

Then Niamh went off to her nice university. To learn all about Rascals. Ha. 

She went to bed early last night.

Because today is a go to university for a long time day. Ha.

Craig and I played catch the ball a lot of times today. That is good. 

Our cousin Orlaith is all back in her university in way far away very old Galway. 

Scary Vikings used to live there. Not today. Just a long long time ago. Oh dear. 

Her aeroplane did not get lost. That is good.

Craig told me Zita will be home today. But later. 

I do not like the word later so much. It is not a very good word. Oh well. 

She is driving with the black go fast car. All the way home.

I helped Craig make the house all neat and tidy. 

Because Zita is coming here today. But later. Oh dear. 

Craig went to the too much money food store today. To get some tasty food.

He even got vegetables. And fat toasts bread from France. And big croissants. Ha. That is a good store.

Now Niamh has a different job at the centre. She has to guard lots of children after school time. Every day. Oh dear. 

I did not have a very nice nap this afternoon. 

Lots of men are making a very noisy big hole in the other street. Not my nice street. 

They have very big and very noisy machines. Oh dear. Too bad for me. 

Niamh said her Rascals professor is very funny. That is good. 

Craig and Niamh had their tasty dinner all by themselves. 

Because Zita will not be home until nearly our go to bed time. Oh dear. 

I will wait for her. At my watching window. 

Day One Thousand Eight Hundred and Sixty Nine

I had a nice quiet day.

Niamh went to her nice university. So she could see everybody again.

I did not go for a nice walk this morning.

Because our cousin Orlaith had to put all her clothes into her very big take on trips bags

Craig made just right toasts today. 

The save us, save us machine was as quiet as can be. Ha. That is good.

Craig had pretend coffee again. Too bad for him.

We played catch the ball lots of times this morning. Ha. That is good.

Craig and Niamh and Orlaith went to the famous tasty pizza store last night. 

The nice lady thought Craig was everybody's granddad. Ha. 

Because he is way old. Ha. That is funny.

My friend Zita is coming back here to her own house. In the black go fast car. 

Craig says she will not be here today.

Because she is still far away. She will stay in the nice hotel again. 

Then she will come home to her own comfy bed.

But my friend Emmet has to stay in his little apartment. So he can learn lots of new important stories. Oh well. 

Orlaith has to go to the aeroport this afternoon. 

To find the aeroplane to take her back to way far away Ireland.

Craig will drive her in the silver little car.

Because the black go fast car is still in far away. With Zita too. 

Craig and I had toasty peanut butter and tasty cheese sandwiches for our lunchtime. Ha. That is a good sandwich.

Then Orlaith and I went for a nice walk. We saw my friends the ducks. Swimming in the other pond. 

Then we came home. It was my last with Orlaith walk. Until she comes to visit me again. Too bad for me. 

Niamh was here too. But only for a little while.

Because now she has to go to work for her new other job at the centre building. 

Mister Bill and Miss Ginny and Miss Jennifer and even baby Emma came to my house to say goodbye to cousin Orlaith. That is nice. 

Miss Emma is very small. 

Because babies are always very small. Ha. It is known. 

When Craig took Orlaith to the aeroport I guarded the house all by myself.

Because everybody else is all not here. Or dear. Too bad for me. 

Day One Thousand Eight Hundred and Sixty Eight

I took cousin Orlaith for a nice long walk very early this morning. Before our breakfast. Ha.

Then Craig made toasts. 

But he made them way too toasty. Again. And the save us, save us machine was very loud. Two times.

Then Niamh was all awake too. Ha. 

Because you cannot be fast asleep when the save us, save us machine is way too loud. Too bad for her. 

This morning Craig and Niamh and Orlaith all had lots of toasts. I got lots of toasty bits. Ha. Good for me.

Cousin Orlaith is going back to her way far away university tomorrow. Beside the dangerous giant ocean. 

She has to go on another aeroplane.

Because it is way far away across the giant ocean in Ireland. 

It is the same ocean beside my friend Emmet's new university. That is silly.

Craig and Emmet are sad. 

Because the scary wolves and dragons program is all over again. Oh dear. Too bad for them.

Niamh and Orlaith are just getting everything all ready for going back to university. Ha. That is good. 

My friend Zita talked to us last night. On the telephone. 

But I could not see her. I could only hear her. But she was not here. That is not all right. Too bad for me. 

Craig said she is coming home soon. Ha. 

Sometimes soon is not so very soon. It is known. Too bad for me. 

Sometimes I go downstairs to look in Emmet's all empty room. But he is not there. 

Sometimes I forget. Oh dear. Oh dear. Empty rooms are not so nice. 

Emmet had a very nice meeting with his brand new professors. 

He is going to learn how to talk like a way old Irishman. Ha. That is silly.

Craig and Niamh Orlaith are going to a nice restaurant tonight.

Because it is Orlaith's last night in our house. Oh dear. I will not like that so much. 

Everybody is leaving our comfy basement. Oh dear. It will be just all empty. Just full of things. 

Not my friends. That is not right. 

Zita and Emmet are going to have some pizza for dinner tonight. Maybe it is tasty pizza. 

It is not Mister Tony's tasty pizza. It is only far away pizza. Oh well. Too bad for them.