Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Fifty

I was very busy today.

Because a nasty cold cought Craig.

Maybe when he was outside. Oh dear.

So I was his nurse all day. In the big bed.

Because I am in charge.

Niamh got me my tasty breakfast. Because Craig was fast asleep.

He was fast asleep all day. So I was his own nurse all day.  Ha good for me

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Forty Nine

It was Saturday go to his old friends breakfast today.

But Craig did not go.

He was too sore. The old go fast chair makes his shoulders too sore. That is not right. 

He got up way way early and opened the door for me. And I had my breakfast. 

Then he went back to his comfy bed. And went back to fast sleep. For a long time. Until lunchtime.

I stayed on the comfy bed to keep him company.

Because Zita is still in way far away Ireland. Beside the dangerous ocean. So it is my job. 

Because I am in charge. Oh dear. 

We did not have toasts today. 

Because Craig was fast asleep in his comfy bed.  Too bad for me. 

My friend Zoë came to see me this morning. 

She came back from her very far away university. That is good.

Then Niamh and Zoë went to the centre building so Niamh could teach toe dancing. Ha.

Then they went out for a giant breakfast. They did not take Mister Clifford. 

I took Niamh and Zoë for a nice lunchtime walk. It is a way beautiful day outside today. 

There was not even one cloud. Just a blue everywhere sky. 

And Emmet went for a long walk too. Way down the busy street. 

Because he needs to buy a shoe for a horse. Ha. That is silly. Emmet does not have a horse. 

Maybe he has a friend who has a horse. Maybe it is a present for the horse. Maybe. 

I have shoes for the way too cold. I do not like them so much. 

We have lots of beautiful flowers in our garden today. That is good. 

But we have nasty squirrels too. Oh dear. I hate squirrels. 

I always get into trouble when there are squirrels in my garden. Oh dear. 

Mister Tom came to my house today. With brand new programs. For the television. 

Because Craig was not at his old friends breakfast. He was just fast asleep. 

It is all about a detective who lives in France. 

Everybody eats croissants in France. Ha. That is good. I like croissants too. 

Craig went to see his mother in her new apartment. That is nice. 

Then he came home. With the special from France fat bread for toasts. And even croissants too. Ha. That good. 

Emmet is making his favourite pasta for our dinner tonight. Ha. 

Maybe I will get some of the extra cheese. 

Craig's hockey team won. He did not watch.

Because long hockey games make his tummy sick. Oh dear.

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Forty Eight

I had to sleep at the very top of the big comfy bed last night. So Craig would not be all lonely.

Because Zita is still in way far away Dublin. Not here with us. Oh dear. 

I looked all over the scary basement last night. Zita was not there. 

I thought maybe she got a bit all lost. And was still here. But she was not. Oh well.

We had Mister Tony's tasty pizza last night. Ha. Miss Rima had her dinner here too.

I got pizza bits. Good for me.

Then Niamh and Miss Rima went for rides on their go fast bicycle. Niamh took Mister Clifford. Ha.

Last night there was a strange animal near my house. I could smell it this morning. 

I looked and looked and looked but it was not there anymore. Ha.

It is a nice day today. It is not a bit hot today. Just nice. That is good. 

I had a nice nap in my side yard. Ha. 

Niamh is at the big centre building nearly all day. From before our lunchtime until very very late. 

Because Niamh is guarding the big dance a lot night. To make everybody be polite. Ha. That is a good job.

Craig and I watched the television last night. 

We did not watch any detectives. Just some hockey games. We did not have chips. Too bad for me.

Craig's team even won again. Ha. 

Zita talked to Craig on the telephone this morning. At breakfast time. 

But it is not breakfast time in way far away. 

They always have different times when you are not at your own house. 

All our lady cousins are going to visit my friend Zita today. At Grand and Nana's house. Ha.

They are going to sleep in the top of the house. It is a very high house. 

But tomorrow Zita and auntie Eileen are going to look at the giant dangerous ocean. 

And go to tasty restaurants. Ha. But she cannot talk to us.

Because Craig said they do not have telephones at the dangerous ocean. I do not know why. 

Our cousin Miss Orlaith is going to come to my house from way far away. 

Because she does not have a nice dog there. When she is here we can go for nice walks. Ha. That is good. 

Tonight Craig and Emmet are to going to Emmet's most favourite too many chips restaurant. Down our busy street. 

For their tasty dinner. 

Because Zita and Niamh will not be here for the altogether at dinnertime.

I will stay here and guard the house all by myself. 

Maybe the strange animal will come back. Ha. Too bad for it. Good for me. 

I am a very fierce guarder. Craig says so. It is true. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Forty Seven

We had a very busy day. 

Because today Zita goes to way far away Ireland. 

She had to find all her clothes and all the presents for everybody in way far away. 

And then put everything in very big bags. With wheels. That is silly.

Niamh took Mister Clifford to her very early in the morning job. Ha. 

His vacation is all over because it is not winter anymore. Ha. That is good.

He has a new seat. Mister Lyndon put it on. That is nice.

Then Zita had to do her before you go to way far away errands. 

But then she had to go to the aeroport. That is where the giant aeroplanes live.

Craig drove her there. So she would not be late at all. That is good.

Aeroplanes will not wait for you if you are late. Not like our nice cars. That is silly. 

This morning Miss Andrea brought Emmet a present. It was not a secret present. 

It is a because he is all finished at his nice university present. 

It was a big how to make tasty food all by yourself book. With lots of pictures. Ha. That is a good book.

So he will not starve all into nothing away at Mister Saint Francis's university. Ha. That is a good present. 

We have even more beautiful flowers today. Because it is nearly hot outside today. Ha.

Zita put the special keep the nasty flies out of our house door. 

It does not keep me out. Only nasty bugs. Ha.

Last night I cut my foot. I do not know how. It did not hurt. 

But there was some blood all on the kitchen floor. Oh dear. 

So Zita had a long look at all my feet and washed my foot all squeaky clean. That is good. 

We did not watch anything on the television last night.

Because Craig and Zita and Niamh went to the very tasty all the way from way far away India restaurant last night instead. 

The one with the flat fat tasty bread. Ha. That is a good restaurant. 

This afternoon Zita did not come back with Craig from the aeroport. I do not like that so much. 

I would not just go away and leave my comfy house. It is known. 

Now I have to take care of Craig and Emmet and Niamh and our house all by myself. 

Until Zita comes home from way far away Dublin. Oh dear. Oh dear. 

It is a very important job. It is known. It is my best job. Ha. Good for me. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Forty Six

It was not a just the same day today. Oh dear. I do not like not the same.

After our nice walk Zita had to go to a nice restaurant for a tasty breakfast with our friend Kathy.

She did not have toasts with me. Or Craig. Oh dear. 

I did not even eat my toasts today. 

Because it was not a just the same day. Oh dear.

Then she and Emmet went to practice drive the car. All the way to the beautiful library at the nice university. 

Then Niamh came home from her very early in the morning job. And went back to her giant comfy bed. Ha.

Craig and I played catch the ball lots of times before our lunchtime. Ha. That is good.

Then I ate my breakfast.

Niamh had a sleep in right to after lunch time. Then she got all awake and went to her afternoon job. 

Emmet is going to his friends apartment for dinner tonight. With lots of his friends from his nice university. 

For a nice party.

Because the remember everything exams at the university are nearly all finished. Ha. That is good.

Maybe it is a cheese party.

Last night we had a very tasty breakfast. At dinnertime. Ha. That is silly. 

And then the save me save machine made the way too loud noise again.

Because of the tasty bacon. Ha. 

Craig had to change the music machine in the bedroom last night. And move the big comfy bed. Oh dear. 

Then he found out it was not even broken. Something else was broken. Too bad for him. 

Changing music machines is not so much fun I think. I just stayed on my comfy bed. Far away. Ha.

This morning there were long long wires all over the dining room. For the other music machine. I do not know why. Oh well.

Music machines are not so interesting. Oh well. 

Tomorrow my friend Zita has to go to way far away Ireland. Oh dear. On another aeroplane. Oh dear. 

To see Emmet's and Niamh's Grandad and Nanna. Oh dear. 

I do not like it when my family is in a way far away place. 

They should be like Craig and stay just here. So I can guard them. It is known. 

Now Zita will not sleep in the big comfy bed with Craig. And me. 

She will be in her old house. With her mother and father. 

Or maybe at Auntie Eileen's house. With all the lady cousins. 

I will still be here. Guarding everybody. It is my job. 

Because Zita told everybody that I am in charge when she is in way far away. Ha. That is good. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Forty Five

Last night Craig's go fast chair broke. 

It just broke. All by itself. Nobody did anything. Oh dear. That is not right.

Zita found the old not so fast chair in the scary basement. That is good.

Now Craig has to use the not so fast chair. Oh dear.

We had too toasty toasts this morning. 

The save us, save us machine made the way too loud noise again. 

Craig made the toasts. Oh dear. Too bad for him. Again. Ha. 

So I got extra toasts today because they were a bit too toasty. Ha. Good for me.

Zita took the broken go fast chair to the special fix broken chairs store. 

They are going to make it nearly all brand new again. But not today. Oh dear.

Zita and I went for a not so nice walk this morning. Before our toasts. 

It was all too much windy cold. And now I am not so furry anymore. Oh dear.

We were very happy when we got home. In our nice warm house. 

Emmet got up too early by mistake. So he went back downstairs to his very comfy bed. For more sleep.

And when Niamh came home from her very early in the morning job she went back to sleep too.

Ha.

So I had a nice nap too. On the comfy big bed.

Craig just had to read more stories. Maybe for our nice Queen. Maybe.

It was just a minding morning for me. Ha. 

Everybody in my house was all fast asleep. Except Craig. Ha. 

Then Niamh went to her sore and tired store. Before her all afternoon job.

And today was Emmet's go to Sue at his make you beautiful store. 

He was just full of too much hair. Just like me. Ha. That is good. 

Craig and I only played catch the ball a little bit this afternoon. 

Because it was windy rain again. Too bad for us. 

We had tasty chicken last night for our dinner. That is good.

I always get some chicken bits when we have tasty chicken for our dinner. Ha.

Maybe we will have used chicken for our dinner tonight. Maybe. 

My cheese party friends want to come to visit us. 

To see Emmet get his beautiful piece of special paper. From his nice university. Ha. That is good 

Maybe we will have a special cheese party. Maybe. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Forty Four

I had to get up early today. 

Because I had to go to the make me beautiful store this morning.

So we had to have our toasts very fast.  Ha.

My beautiful flower was all awake too. 

I only had a little breakfast. So I would not get a sick tummy. 

Sometimes I get a sick tummy when I am not in my own house.

Craig and Zita and I walked all the up to our busy street. Just us. 

That is where the make me beautiful store is. 

It was not even a little bit warm this morning. 

Craig only had his push the go fast chair gloves on. Ha. That was silly. 

Then Craig and Zita went for a tasty breakfast. 

At the way too healthy restaurant. On our busy street. Zita told me so. 

When I was all finished Zita came to the store and we ran all the way home. Very fast. Ha. 

Because I like to be in my own house. It is known.

Now everybody can see my beautiful eyes again. 

Because I am not way too furry anymore. Ha. 

I do not look like a dangerous bear today. I just look like Miss Poppy Taylor again. Ha. Good for me. 

The nice ladies told Zita I was perfect. 

I can come back whenever I want to be beautiful. They told Zita. Ha. Good for me.

I had more tasty breakfast when I was all safe at home. Ha. That is good.

Then I had a very big nice nap. 

Being beautiful makes me very tired. It is known. 

Miss Andrea is coming to my house tonight. For a tasty dinner. 

Niamh did not have to go to her work today. 

So she had a big sleep in. Before she went to her tired and sore store. 

My friend Zita is going to way far away Ireland. In a few days. 

To see Nana and Grandad. On an very big aeroplane. All by herself. Oh dear. Oh dear. 

But not for a long visit. Just a little one. That is good. 

She told me I will be in charge. Ha. That is good.

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Forty Three

We had a sleep in day.

Because it is sleep in Sunday. Ha.

Then Zita and I went for our nice walk. 

It is a nearly blue sky day. And just a little bit warm. 

I am going to the make me beautiful store tomorrow. 

Because I am way too furry. 

I will just melt away when we have the too hot if I am too furry. Oh dear. Too bad for me. 

Zita and I put lots of beautiful flowers into boxes right on the fence. In my side yard. I was a big help.

Then Zita put more flowers into our beautiful patio. I could not help. Too bad for me. 

Professor Jill came to visit Zita on her not so fast bicycle. 

My friend Emmet went out to talk too. They talked for a long time.

I had to stay in the house. Too bad for me.

Then Emmet went for a little walk. In the beautiful sunshine. 

When he was home we had lots of tasty croissants and cheeses and strawberries for our lunchtime. Ha. 

I got some of the very tasty cheese on top of my breakfast. So I ate it all up. Ha. 

Miss Rima came over. After lunchtime. Niamh is going to help her find a nice not so new go fast bicycle.

Now everybody wants a go fast bicycle just like Clifford. Ha. Too bad for them. 

Niamh found Clifford all by herself. Right on the street.

Because somebody did not want him anymore. Oh dear. That is not very nice. 

But now Clifford has a nice house. With my family. Ha. 

Niamh will not just throw Clifford away. When he is all old. Like Craig. 

When Clifford is too old he can just stay in the warm basement. Maybe Craig can stay there too. Ha.

There was a hockey game on the television this afternoon. That is silly. I did not watch it.

Craig did not watch it either. 

Because maybe his team will loose. Oh dear. 

We watched the detective on the music island last night. It is a brand new detective. Oh dear. 

Zita does not know if she likes that. 

We had chips anyway. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Forty Two

It was Craig's old friends breakfast day. 

Zita and I did not take him.

Because of all the too much rain. Zita and I went got our long walk before Craig was awake. 

When we got home I was the soggiest dog in the world. Ha. Zita told me.

So we had our toasts in the kitchen. Even Craig too. 

Then he went to his old friends breakfast all by himself. Oh dear. That is not right.

He did not get lost. That is good.

Niamh was teaching toe dancing this morning. To the little children at out centre. That is good.

Then Zita and Niamh went out for a tasty breakfast too.

I stayed here to guard my friend Emmet. 

Today is his very last remember everything exam. Ha. That is good.

So Craig drove him to his other university. And waited for him to be all finished forever. Ha. That is good.

Zita and Niamh and Miss Rima went to the old little apartment to take everything all away. So it will just empty. 

Then they went to giant store where they just only sell giant everything's. Oh dear. I do not know why.

I stayed here to guard the house all by myself. Ha. Good for me. 

When Craig and Emmet came home they had real fat chips in a paper bag. 

From the make tasty chips right on the street truck. I got a big one just for me.

It was a special treat.

Because Emmet's remember everything exams are all over forever. 

At Mister Saint Francis's nearly very old university they only ask you long questions about your very interesting stories. Ha. That is good.

Then Craig helped me to look out the watching window. It is nice to have help. 

Today there is a bright beautiful yellow flower. Right in front of my watching window. Ha. That is good.

And the grass is all green again. Because of the too much windy rain. Ha. 

Last night we watched right to the end our new detective program. Now it is all over. 

We will have to find at more new detectives. Maybe tonight. Maybe. 

Mister Tom gave Craig two brand new programs today. 

At the old friends breakfast. That was nice. It is known. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Forty One

We had a very exciting night last night. 

A strange animal came to my house.

I was nearly all fast asleep. On the new comfy rug in the den. 

But I heard it. Nobody else did. Just me. Ha.

I ran as fast as could be into Niamh's room. And then to my watching window. 

I know it was a giant raccoon. Or maybe a smelly skunk. Maybe. 

I rang my bell to go outside. But nobody would open the door. Oh dear. That is not right. 

Zita said I scared it all away. And that I was very brave. 

Craig said I am the very best house guarder dog ever. Ha. That is true. 

I am very brave. Even when there are scary things all around.

Like the way scary throw away the snow machines. 

I just give them my very fierce bark. They do not care. But I bark anyway.

That is what you do. Even when you are a little bit scared. 

You have to be very fierce. Then your family will not be scared.

Because they know you are their fierce guarder dog. Ha. Good for me. I got treats. 

Then we all went fast asleep.

My friend Emmet got a very high number for his talk like a Scotsman class. Ha. That is good. He was surprised. Ha. 

Zita and I did not go for our nice walk this morning.

Because of the too much windy rain. We did not want to be all soggy. 

We had very crunchy toasts instead. And looked at all the soggy dogs from my watching window. 

Craig and Emmet went to Emmet's nice university. At our lunchtime. To see some people.

So they would put Emmet's right name on a beautiful piece of paper. Zita has one. Craig does not. Ha. 

They give you a beautiful piece of paper for going to your nice university. Not not getting anything all wrong. 

That is not such a good treat. 

They should give you a nice dinner at a table sheet restaurant. 

With all your friends. That would be nice. Not just a nice piece of paper. Oh well. Too bad for Emmet. 

Maybe my family will go to a nice restaurant with Emmet anyway. Ha. 

Then Craig and Emmet went for a little drive after lunchtime.

To give a lady lots of papers from Craig's mother. For the government. Ha. 

I guarded the house all by myself. 

Then Craig and I had a tasty full of tasty sausages sandwich. For our lunch. 

There were awful squirrels on my front yard this afternoon. I got in trouble.

Mister Ollie does not chase the squirrels all away. He just watches them. That is not right. 

I will not tell Miss Maggie. 

Dogs not chasing squirrels would make her too sad. Oh dear. Too bad for us.

Zita and I went for a little walk. Before it was all windy rain again. Good for us.

Maybe we will watch more of the new program. We watched some last night. We had chips. Ha. 

Niamh is going to be at our big centre building until late. 

She is making sure everybody is very polite. Ha. That is a good job. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Forty

It was another get up early day today.

Even Craig was all awake before I brought Zita home from our nice walk.

It was not rainy today. Just all cloudy. Oh well. 

Then Zita made some nearly too toasty toasts. 

And Craig made the too much coffee. It is his job. 

When she was all finished the toasts Zita had to go Craig's mother's little new apartment. 

To bring more books to her. From her old little apartment. 

Zita came home so she could have more too much coffee.

And then she went to her office. Way downtown.

Then Emmet was all awake. 

But there was no tea for his wake up in the morning Irish tea. Oh dear. 

We did not have any tea at all. That is not right. Oh dear.

So Emmet went to the big food store to get lots of brand new tea. 

And even some crunchy bread for our lunchtime sandwiches. Ha. That is good.

Craig was very busy making everything neat and tidy. 

Because he was looking for his gorilla. But he could not find it. 

So he put all the way too much stuff in the noisy garbage bag.

But he did not find the gorilla anywhere. Oh well. Too bad for him. 

Niamh came home from her early morning job. With Miss Rima. Before our lunchtime. 

Because there was no teaching dance a lot this afternoon. I do not know why. Oh well.

They made lots and lots of cookies instead. That is good.

I guarded Craig in the den. He had to read a very very long story for our nice Queen. 

Then we played catch the ball. Lots of times. Good for us. 

Last night we watched the lady detective from way way far away Australia. 

Her very old fast car does not have a top at all. I saw it on the television. Oh dear. 

She will just get all soggy. Ha. Too bad for her. 

I did not see any very hoppy kangaroos. Oh well. We did not have any chips. Too bad for us. 

Zita and I went for a not so very long before dinner walk. 

Because it was all sunny. Ha. That is good. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Thirty Nine

It was another getting up early day.

Zita and I went for our walk before it was all windy rain.

Then Zita went to Craig's mother's little apartment to help move her to her new little apartment. 

It is right next door. In the other way big building. This one has lots of windows. 

So she can see all the beautiful trees. Ha. That is good. 

Craig did not go. I do not know why. 

Craig and I had our toasts together. Then the present man came. 

He brought a brand new special just for way old people telephone. For Craig's mother. 

Then Craig had to do some work for our nice Queen on the fast big computer.

I went down the scary basement stairs to get Emmet all fast awake. Ha. 

I made a lot of noise at his door. Then he was all awake. Ha. Good for me. 

Now everybody was all awake. 

Last night Zita and Doctor Susan put beautiful brand new curtains in the new little apartment. For Craig's mother.

Then they went out for a tasty way late dinner. Ha.

And Miss Andrea came to visit my friend Emmet. In her nearly a truck. 

They talked for a long time. And had Irish tea. 

Then they went to the not so delicious pizza store. 

It was not Mister Tony's tasty pizza store. Or the famous tasty pizzas store. Oh well. Too bad for them.

And Niamh and Miss Rima went out with all their friends from our centre building. 

They went to eat Mister Kettleman's bagels. Ha. 

Craig and I watched the hockey game. It was not so interesting. Too bad for me. 

We have a brand new comfy rug in the den. Just for me.

Our old rug is outside. All rolled up. 

Because I had a sick tummy one day. Oh dear. 

Now we have a new very comfy rug. Ha. Good for me. 

Then Zita came home and then Emmet and Miss Andrea came home too. Ha. 

They came home very fast. Oh dear. 

Maybe because it was the make too many not so tasty pizza store. Maybe.

And not the famous pizza store. 

With all the nice people who give Emmet hugs when they give him his tasty just for him very cheesy pizza. It is known.

We are going to have Mister Kettleman's tasty special bagel sandwiches tonight.

Because Zita was at the new apartment all day. And is a bit too tired. Ha. 

Everybody likes Mister Kettleman's bagel sandwiches. 

I will get bagel bits. It is the rule. Ha. Good for me. 

Maybe we will watch something special from Mister Tom on the television tonight. 

On the comfy rug. In the den. Ha. That is a good idea. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Thirty Eight

It was an everybody get up early day today. Except for my friend Emmet. 

He was up too way late last night. Drinking Irish tea. And writing old Gods stories for his other job. 

After our nice walk Craig made the too much coffee and Zita made the crunchy toasts. 

The toasts were not way too toasty today. Ha. That is good.

Then Zita went to see her nice doctor.

So I guarded Craig and Emmet. Ha. By myself.

There were lots and lots of noisy make the streets neat and tidy machines on my corner today. 

Way too many. I tried not to be a too much barking dog. Oh well.

Craig had to get lots of papers for his mother's new apartment. It takes a long time to get lots of papers.

Then Zita came back to our house and took the giant television to the new apartment. All by herself.

Niamh came home from her way early in the morning job and had a right away nap. Ha.

My beautiful flowers are getting very tall. Right in front of my watching window. 

Soon they will be all beautiful colours. Ha. 

And the very big beside our pond floppy tree is getting all fuzzy green. Ha. That is good. 

Niamh and Zita went to the new apartment to make it all very beautiful. Ha. That is good.

Craig and I had the sticky soft cheese for our lunch today. Ha. That is a good lunch.

Then Craig had a nasty headache this afternoon. Oh dear. Too bad for him. 

I had a very quiet day. Everybody was busy. Ha. That is good. 

I just guarded everything. Even when I had a little nap. On my comfy bed. In the kitchen. 

Last night we watched the good program all about the beautiful hotel. It was in Craig's father's sad war. 

We watched it until it was all finished.

We did not have any chips last night. Oh well. 

Craig's hockey team won again. Ha. Maybe they will win this time. Maybe. 

Mister Tom has even more all about way far away detectives programs. 

He told us so today. On the little flat computer. That is nice. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Thirty Seven

When I was all awake this morning it was still a holiday. 

Because Mister Jesus came all the way back from heaven today. 

To say hello to everybody and give them lots of chocolates. So they would be all happy. Ha. That is good.

Zita and I went for our nice walk. Before Craig was all wide awake. 

It was not even a bit warm today. Oh well.

Then Zita thought she was Craig when we got home. She made way too toasty toasts. 

And then the help me help me machine made the very very loud scary noise. 

So I barked at it so it would stop. Ha. Good for me. 

We had extra toasts today. And even more too much coffee. 

Because it is a holiday. Maybe.

Then Craig and Zita went shopping. In the black go fast car. 

They had to buy a very big television for Craig's mother's new little apartment. And some beautiful curtains too. 

We had a little party last night. But only one cheese. 

We had a tasty ham from our nice just for tasty meat store. On our busy street. I got some. Ha. 

Miss Lily came to my house last night. To laugh a lot with Niamh. 

They had a sleepover and a sleep in. Both together. Ha. 

Craig had to use the big fast computer for or nice Queen to. Not just the flat computer. Ha.

Then we played catch the ball. In our side yard. 

I have all the catching balls that were all lost in the too much snow. Ha. Good for me. 

Emmet is studying for his very last remember everything exam for his other university. 

The one that gave him the other prize. Ha. 

Niamh did not have to go to work today. 

Because it is a holiday all day.

Niamh knows Emmet's all the way from way far away Ireland Professor. 

The Professor who plays the Irish hit you with a stick game. Ha.

She tought his little children. Ha.

Niamh did not know he knew her big brother. Ha. That is funny. I did not know either. Ha.

We did not have chips last night. We just watched the detectives from way far away England. Oh well.

Maybe will might have chips tonight. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Thirty Six

Today is have a sleep in Sunday. Ha.

Zita and I only had a little sleep in.

Because we had to go and give everybody our nice newspaper. On our before toasts walk. 

We bring the newspapers right to everybody's own doors. Ha. That is a good job. 

It is not not so very nice day outside today. Just lots of windy rain. 

Then we came home and had toasts with Craig. That is good. 

And then we looked out the watching window at the nasty rain. 

Zita and I made own made muffins for our everybody together breakfast. Ha. Good for us.

Then Emmet and Niamh were all awake. That is good. 

You have to be all awake to have your tasty breakfast. It is known 

After our breakfast Zita made the black go fast car all neat and tidy. 

I helped. It took a long time. 

Because it was very messy. That was good.

Because I like sitting in the car. Being a big help.

We had a big party last night. 

We did not have lots of cheese. Just the tasty treats on a stick. And chips. 

Zita and I cooked the sticks on the outside stove. 

Everybody was here. But not my friend Cara. She is still in way way far away Japan. 

There is a dog in her house. It is just a little dog. Oh well. 

Everybody talked and talked. Until my bedtime. 

I guarded everybody. All by myself. Ha. 

I am the very best party dog in the world. Zita told me. That is true. 

I knocked over a coffee cup. It was an accident. I did not get in trouble. Ha. 

Niamh knocked over a glass too. She did not get in trouble either. Ha. 

Craig's hockey team won again. Ha. That is good. 

We are have a big special dinner tonight.

Because of Mister Jesus's holiday. 

Everybody got chocolate presents at breakfast. But not me. Oh well. Too bad for me.

I got green bean treats when I was helping Zita make our tasty special dinner. Ha. Good for me. 

Craig's mother will come to our house for the special dinner. 

Maybe I will not bark. Maybe. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Thirty Five

It is Craig's go to his old friends breakfast Saturday.

So Zita and I took him all the way there. Up to the very busy street. So nobody got lost. 

Then we went for our big long walk. By ourselves. 

It was a blue sky everywhere day. But there were no sheep clouds. Oh well. 

Maybe Miss Maggie and Mister Shadow were having a holiday too. Maybe. 

Niamh went to our centre building to teach toe dancing early in the morning. 

But it is a no toe dancing holiday. Nobody told her. Oh dear.

So she went back to her comfy bed. For a new nap. Ha.

When Craig came home he had brand new for the television programs. From Mister Tom. 

Even one about nice dogs going on long walks in way far away England. Ha. That is good. 

At lunchtime Emmet went to watch his friends play the Irish hit everybody with the big wooden stick game. 

It is a very old game. But it is a silly game. It is known. 

Then he went out his his friends to drink Irish tea. And maybe his friends will drink beer too. Ha.

Zita brought him home. 

Because they played a bit far away. Across the bridge over our very big river. 

And it was all windy rain in the afternoon. Oh well. 

We are having a family party tonight. It is not a cheese party. 

It is the tasty treats on a stick party. Ha. That is a good party.

Mister Bill and Miss Ginny and Miss Bruna and Mister Lyndon are coming too. That is a good party. 

I helped Zita make the special very tasty dessert. 

With the cream whipped up like snow. And lots and lots of strawberries. On top. Ha. That is a good dessert. 

This morning Niamh got her new go fast bicycle up from the basement. To go to our centre building.

It was not my friend Mister Clifford. He is still having his vacation. 

Because he has a broken seat. Mister Clifford is very old. Like Craig. But he is way fast. Craig is not so fast. Ha. 

Last night we watched the detective from way far away Italy. 

He is an eat at tasty restaurants detective. Ha. 

He does not have a nice dog. Only a lady who makes his house neat and tidy. Oh well. Too bad for him. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Thirty Four

It is a beautiful day outside today.

Zita and I went for a very long walk this morning. All the way to the empty lake. 

And then we came home. 

I did not want to come home so much. 

Because it was beautiful everywhere. 

Then we had the special cross buns. I do not know why they are cross. Oh well.

I can not eat the cross buns. They are not for dogs treats. Oh well. Too bad for me.

But Zita made me my own toasts. Just for me. Ha. Good for me.

Craig said today is a holiday. It is not. 

It is a make the house squeaky clean day. 

You can not have nice naps on that day. 

Because everybody is very busy. With the noisy make the floors clean machine. 

And the make the dust go away machines. Oh dear.

Niamh had a very big sleep in today. She did not get all the way home until very late last night. 

And then she was as cold as tasty ice cream. 

Because she did not have enough warm clothes on. 

Only beautiful not very warm clothes. Ha. Too bad for her.

Today Emmet drove the black go fast car. With Zita. To practice drive the car some more.

Then Zita had to use the very scary make it windy outside machine. 

To make my side yard spic and span too. 

I could not help. It is too dangerous. Oh dear. That is not right. 

Zita even made our lovely patio neat and tidy. With the windy machine. 

Now there are no more of the not even a bit green leaves on the patio anymore. 

But there are beautiful flowers already in our own garden. 

Little blue flowers. I can see them. Ha. Good for us. 

There are lots of people on my street. And bicycles too. 

Because it is a holiday in all their houses. Maybe they are visiting all their friends. 

We went for a nice walk. With Craig too. Up to the busy street. 

Because it is a beautiful day today. We met my friend Jamie. And Professor Jill too. That was nice.

Then we came home. Ha. So we can have our tasty dinners. Good for us. 

Maybe we will watch something on the television tonight. Ha. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Thirty Three

It was a very nice day today. 

It was another early day. But just for the ladies. Ha. Good for us.

Zita and I went for a long nice walk. And Niamh went to her way early in the morning job. 

Then Zita went for a tasty breakfast with our friend Kathy. Ha. That is good.

So Craig had his too much coffee all by himself. 

Then we had more Scotsman cookies. Not toasts.

I like toasts more.

Because we always have toasts. Not Scotsman cookies. Too bad for me. 

Then my friend Emmet was all awake so he had a squeaky clean shower.

And put on all his very beautiful clothes and his special blue shoes. Ha.

Because today he had to go to his other university to get his special prize. 

And have a tasty lunch too. With lots of important people. Ha. 

He got two prizes. A big piece of paper and a big book. About way old way far away Ireland.

The rascal people from way far away Ireland gave Emmet the book. 

Because everybody wants to read his stories. 

The ones all about the way old Gods who used to live in way far away Ireland. 

They are not in way far away anymore. Maybe they all went on a nice vacation. 

To where it does not just rain all the time. Ha. That is good. 

Today Craig went to my nice hospital to get my tasty food. 

So I would not just starve away into nothing. Ha. That is good. 

Then Craig and Emmet came back to our house. 

I guarded the house all by myself. When they were all away. Ha. Good for me. 

Last night my friend Lee camevto my house. To get some fat books. All about the broken house war. 

Craig and Emmet have lots of those books. It is known. 

Tomorrow is a holiday. The remember when Mister Jesus went all the way to heaven holiday. 

That is when the silly bunny gives us chocolates. 

At night. When I am all fast asleep. I do not know why. 

Maybe the bunny is a friend of Mister Jesus. Maybe. Maybe Mister Jesus invented chocolate. Maybe.

Dogs cannot eat chocolate. 

We can eat lots of tasty green beans. Or all frozen hard peas. Ha. Good for us. 

We watched the detective with his own castle last night. We had chip too. Ha. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Thirty Two

I had another quiet nice day. That is good.

Quiet days are good. 

Because nobody gets into trouble on quiet days. Or they would not be quiet days. It is known. 

Craig had a little sleep in. When Zita and I went for our nice walk.

Then Craig and Zita had their too much coffee. We did not have toasts today. 

We had Scotsman cookies. Instead. I do not know why. 

The Scotsman cookies are tasty too. Ha. Good for me.

Then Zita went to her own door office. For all day again. Too bad for her. 

Emmet had a sleep in too. 

Because he was out at his very old food special dinner party until past my bedtime. Ha. 

Now he has to study for his remember everything exam in his not so very interesting class. 

It is not for a long time. So he had a nice sleep in. 

Craig had to read all about computers for our nice Queen.

Then we played catch the ball. A lot of times. 

Because it is not all nasty outside today. Just a very little bit of too much rain. That is good.

Zita went out for a nice dinner with her lady friends last night. 

So Craig and Niamh and even Miss Rima had the special very tasty bagel sandwiches. 

From Mister Kettleman's bagel store. Ha. I got bagel bits. 

Then Niamh and Miss Rima bought brand new go to the sandy beach bathing suits. 

They just looked at pictures on Niamh's fast computer and bought them. 

They are just the same. Ha. That is silly. 

Craig watched his new nearly a Viking program. On his flat computer. 

So I just had a nap on my comfy bed in the kitchen. I was a minding everybody dog last night. 

At our lunchtime we saw our nice friends with the very big truck. They waved at me. Ha. That is nice. 

They used to come to my house. To bring us all our nice newspapers. 

Now they go to another house. Oh well. 

Craig and Zita went to look at Craig's mothers new little apartment. It is right in the very next big building. 

Across the street from my favourite bank. Right on the busy street. 

Maybe she will see me get my giant treats. When we go to the bank. Maybe.

Craig says I have to go to the make me beautiful store. Very soon.

Because he says I am too furry. Maybe somebody will think I am a dangerous bear and shoot me. Oh dear. 

That is not very nice. Nobody would like that. It is known. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Thirty One

I had a nice quiet day today. Ha. That is good.

It is a not very nice day outside. 

It is not very warm. Only all rainy just like way far away Ireland. 

Today is a get up early day. 

Even Craig was all awake before I took Zita for a nice walk. We did not go so far. 

Because of the all the time train.

So we had our toasts early today. And Craig and Zita had their too much coffees too. 

Then Craig drove Emmet to his other university. 

For his remember everything about talking like a Scotsman exam. 

Then they came home.

I was here guarding the house all by myself. Ha. Good for me.

Because Zita was at her own door office again. All day. 

Today is Emmet's eat very old time food dinner party. At his nice professor's house. 

It is not so far away. It is near the nice university. 

So Emmet had a nice walk. Even in the all the time nearly rain. 

Craig and I had a fat toasty peanut butter sandwich for our lunch. That is good.

Niamh and Miss Rima came to our house to make their tasty lunch. 

Just lots of vegetables. But no tasty green beans. Oh well. Too bad for them. 

I had extra toasts last night. With Craig and Zita in the big comfy bed. 

Before we went all fast asleep. Ha. That is good. 

There were not so many noisy make the streets spic and span machines on my corner today. That was good. 

I did not get into trouble at all. Ha. Good for me.

Our cheese party friends sent Emmet and Niamh happy Easter letters today. 

They always send them letters with beautiful pictures on all the special days. 

Because they are our friends. Good for us. 

Now we even have baby flowers in our beautiful garden. 

I can see them from my watching window. Ha. Good for us. 

We found my favourite red catching ball. Right where the baby flowers are. 

Maybe they will be red flowers. Ha. Those are good flowers. 

When Zita came home from the tired and sore store we went for our nice dinnertime walk. 

It was not very rainy at all. That is good. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Thirty

It was Niamh's remember everything exam this morning.

Zita drove her to her nice university when we got back from our good morning walk.

It is nearly very warm outside today. That is good.

Then Craig and I looked out the watching window. Craig had his too much coffee by himself.

Because Zita had rascal ladies work to go to. Oh dear.

There were lots and lots of noisy scary clean the street machines everywhere today. 

And even the make the sidewalk cleaners too. 

Then they were all on my corner. At the same time. That is not right. 

They do not even care that I bark at them. That is not right.

Then I get in trouble for being a too much barking dog. 

Oh well. Too bad for me.

Then Craig went to the nice university to get Niamh. 

When her remember everything exam was all finished. That is nice. 

It was Niamh's last remember everything exam. Ha. That is good. 

I stayed here to help my friend Emmet make tasty treats. 

For a special dinner party. At his all about old the books Professor's house. 

All the tasty treats have to be just like the way old treats. 

All Emmet's friends have to make other tasty way old food too. Ha. That is silly.

I helped Emmet make the Scotsman cakes. They are just like hard porridge. Ha. 

We did not make so very many. 

So Emmet has to go to the Scotsman's store to buy some more. Ha. 

Craig and I had two tasty croissants for our lunchtime treat. I like croissants. 

Then Craig had to go to a meeting. 

Maybe his mother will go to a new little apartment. 

Where she can have more friends to talk to. Zita went too.

I stayed here to guard Emmet and Niamh. 

When Zita came home we were very busy. We had to go up to the busy street. 

To go to our nice bank. Because we had to give them real money. For the rascal ladies. 

I guarded all the money for the rascal ladies. Ha. 

I got the giant tasty treat. Only very polite dogs get tasty treats. Ha. Good for me.

When we came home it was very windy. The wind made my ears flap. Ha. That is good. 

I saw my friend Jamie and Professor Jill. Jamie only has very little ears. 

They do not flap at all. Too bad for him. 

We watched the from way far away England detectives last night. 

And we had special extra toasts. Right in the den. Ha. That is good. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Twenty Nine

We had a nice sleep in today. 

Because it is sleep in Sunday. Ha.

Zita did not even have to talk to any of the rascal ladies this morning.

Because all the very important meetings are all over. Ha. That is good. 

So Zita and I went for a long walk in the very beautiful outside. It was even a bit warm. Ha. 

Winter is all gone away again. That is good. I do not like the winter so much. 

Because of the way cold and the too much snow. 

This morning there were birds everywhere. Even some very big geese. 

They jumped up and scared Zita. But I was there. Ha. Too bad for them. They only scared me a little bit. 

When we came home we made real pancakes. 

Emmet and Niamh were even all fast awake. 

Because of the remember everything exams. They are studying as hard as can be. Oh dear.

Craig was watching the television.

Because today is the special day for all our very old soldiers. They won a famous battle in the war nobody wanted. 

But lots and lots died on the very big hill. 

Now we have a giant statue there. So everybody will remember them forever. Ha. That is good. 

It is even right near where all the very brave Bouvier dogs came from. 

Maybe they were big helpers for all the brave soldiers. Maybe. 

Then Zita went outside to make our front lawn all neat and tidy after all the too much snow.

And took away all our beautiful Merry Christmas time decorations. 

Because Merry Christmas time is all over. Oh well. And the snow is almost all melting away. 

I could not be a big help. Sometimes Zita says I am not so much of a big help outside. 

I do not know why. Oh dear.

Niamh has to go to a meeting this afternoon. At our centre. 

Because of her brand new important job. Ha. That is good. 

So she had to have a spic and span bath. Then Emmet had one too. Ha. 

Now they are all squeaky clean. 

Niamh's remember everything exam is tomorrow. Right in the morning. Oh dear. 

You should be all squeaky clean for your remember everything exams. It is known. 

I do not like exams so much. Oh well.

Miss Sandra came to our house this afternoon. 

She found a brand new never used even one time television for Emmet. 

So he can take to his far away university. Ha. That is nice. 

We watched the detective on the television last night. We had chips too. Ha. Good for us. 

But everybody stayed up too late. Way past our bedtime. That is not right. Oh dear. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Twenty Eight

Today is Craig's go to his old friends breakfast restaurant. 

So Zita and I took him. So he did not get lost and starve all away. Ha.

We went right up on to the busy street. 

Zita's friend who has the beautiful shoes store stopped to say hello. To me too. That is nice. 

Zita always buys his beautiful shoes. 

Then Craig found the old friends restaurant so Zita and I went for our long walk.

It is a very beautiful day outside. We were all covered by the best blue sky. All over. 

But it was not very warm. Oh well.

When we came home Zita had to go to the very important meeting. 

With all the rascal ladies. Even on a holiday Saturday. All day. 

And Zita had to talk to some rascal ladies on the telephone last night. 

When we were watching the nice detective. That is not right. 

It was even at our go to bed time. That is not right. 

Last night Craig and Zita and Emmet went up to the busy street. 

To a tasty food restaurant. For a tasty special dinner.

Because all of Emmet's at university classes are over. 

Then they all came home and had tasty chocolate cake. Ha.

I got peanut butter treats for guarding the house. 

Today we found another catching ball in the melting all away snow.

So Craig and I played catch the ball lots of times this afternoon. Then we had a tasty croissant. 

Craig is not a very good croissant eater. So I have to help him. 

He does not like the crunchy ends. So I always eat them for him. Ha. 

Emmet is studying for his talk like a Scotsman remember everything exam. 

Niamh and Lee were studying for Niamh's remember everything about people exam. 

Everybody is very busy. 

Zita said maybe she would not be home for our lovely dinner. 

Because of the very important meeting. Oh dear. 

So maybe Craig will talk to Mister Tony on the telephone. 

And then Mister Tony's friend will bring us very tasty pizzas. Ha. That is good. 

I like pizza bits too. 

Craig's hockey team even won today. Ha. That is good. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Twenty Seven

It is Craig's drive everybody everywhere day. 

But he did not have to.

Because my friend Niamh's all about people class is all over. So she had a sleep in. Ha.

And today was my friend Emmet's very last class at his other university. Ha. 

He went there and to his nice university for a long time. Maybe he is sad today. Maybe.

Now he will go to Mister Saint Francis's far away university. Oh dear. 

I will not like Emmet being far away.

I did not like it when Niamh was in her far away university. It is known. 

How can I make everybody all safe when they are not here. That is not right. 

It is hard being the best guarder dog when everybody is everywhere. It is known.

We did not have our toasts this morning. Too bad for me.

Because Craig drove Emmet to his other university. For the last time. 

Then Zita had to go right away to the rascal ladies office. 

She was even working last night. In bed. Past our bedtime. Oh dear. That is not right. 

And she has to be at their very important meeting all day tomorrow. 

Even on holiday Saturday. Oh dear. 

When everybody was away I guarded all fast asleep Niamh. Ha.

This morning the present man brought Craig a brand new book. 

Another story about the detective who lives in the city with no streets. 

They just have boats. And very tasty restaurants. Ha. 

That is a good city. They do not have noisy scary make the streets clean machines there. Ha. 

Now Emmet and Niamh have some remember everything exams. 

Then they will be all finished their university. Until summertime is all gone again. Ha. That is good. 

Craig and I played catch the ball a lot. After lunch time.

We found some of my very lost catching balls. 

The noisy throw the snow away machine threw them away too. Oh dear. That was silly. 

Now the snow is all melting everywhere and Emmet found them for me. Ha. Good for us. 

Then I had a nice nap in the den. I had to mind Craig. When he was writing. 

Then I helped him look out my watching window. We are good helpers. Together. We had a not even for lunch toasty bagel. Ha. Good for us. 

Niamh is working at our centre until late tonight. Making sure everybody is a nice person. Ha. 

Niamh should take me too. Then everybody would be nice all the time. 

We will watch the detectives from way far away tonight. Ha. That is good. 

Maybe Zita will have to do more rascal ladies work tonight. Oh dear. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Twenty Six

It is a nasty windy rain day today.

We did not go for our nice walk until after we had our toasts. And it was not so very rainy. 

Craig made the toasts. They were not too toasty today. Ha. That is good.

When we came home I was very soggy. Zita was too. 

She had to have a nice bath. So she would be all toasty warm. 

I stayed in the kitchen until I was as dry as a chip. Craig stayed there too. 

To keep me company and to read his interesting stories for our nice Queen. Ha.

Then Zita had to go downtown to her own door office. 

Because of all the very important meetings. 

My friend Emmet won another prize. His other university gave it to him. 

And even the government from way far away Ireland too. 

Because of all his very interesting stories about the old church people and the way old Gods. Ha. That is good.

I do not know what the prize is. Either does Emmet. Ha. That is silly. 

He has to go to his other university for a special give you prizes meeting. In the giant very old building. Ha. 

Even a rascal from way far away Ireland is going to be there. And Emmet's nice professors too. 

I cannot go. I think it is a not for dogs building. That is not very nice. 

There are even not for the go fast chair buildings. Oh dear. 

Even on our own busy street. That is not very nice. Oh dear. We do not buy things there. Ha. 

Now Niamh is very busy.

Because of all her jobs and studying for her remember everything exam. 

So now she is way tired. Oh dear.

My friend Niamh won the new job at our own centre for all the summer time. 

The win a job contest where they asked her lots and lots of questions. 

I would not like that so much. Maybe I would not like the questions. Maybe. 

Now she will be very busy all summer too. 

Craig and I had a toasty croissant for our lunch. It was an early lunch. 

Maybe we will have two lunchtimes today. Maybe. Ha. Good for me. 

Emmet had a cheese sandwich for his lunch. I got some. I like lunchtime. 

I was right. Ha. Craig had another toasty croissant. Later. I got croissants bits.

The very noisy and scary make the sidewalks spic and span machines were on my street today. Lots of times. 

I barked and barked at them. They did not hear me.

Because they are too noisy. That is not right. 

Craig will only have a very late dinner tonight. 

Because of Emmet's until late speak like a Scotsman class. 

It is his last Scotsman speaking class. Ha.

Maybe we will watch new detectives on the television tonight. 

After Craig and Zita have their dinner altogether. Ha. That is good.

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Twenty Five

All the ladies got up early today. 

Craig and Emmet did not. Ha. Too bad for them.

Zita and I had a nice walk. We went to the busy street. To our nice bank. 

But no nice people were there. The bank was not even a bit open. 

We had to get some real money from the machines. 

The machines do not give tasty treats to nice polite dogs. That is not right.

Zita says there should be a special treats for polite dogs buttons on the machines. Ha. That is a good idea. 

When we were all the way home Craig made the too much coffees. Zita made the toasts today.

So they would not be Craig's too toasty toasts. Ha.

Then she had to go right away to the rascal ladies office. For even more important meetings. Oh dear. 

Then Craig took Emmet to his not very interesting class at his other university. 

Then they went to the famous delicious bread store. And brought some home for our lunch.

I gust he house all by myself until Niaand Miss Rima came home. For their lunchtime.

They made the squished flat toasty sandwiches. Full of vegetables. Ha. 

I did not get some. Oh well. Too bad for me.

Tonight my friend Emmet is going to his last all about way old beer class. 

It is not at his nice university today. It is in a restaurant. 

Where they have all the different beers in the whole world. 

All his friends and the nice professor will be there too. Ha. That is a good class. 

It is even an Irish restaurant. Zita says they will have way tasty fish and own made chips. 

Because it is an Irish restaurant. So you have to have tasty fish and own made chips or nobody will go to your restaurant. Ha. That is good. 

Craig will drive Emmet to the restaurant. It is too far away to walk there all by yourself. 

I had a nice long nap today. On my comfy just for me bed. 

Then the nice spic and span house ladies came. To make our house squeaky clean. Ha. That is good.

You cannot have a nice nap when they are here. 

Because of the very noisy machines. Oh well. 

We ate all the chips last night. Oh well. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Twenty Four

It is a not so very nice day outside. It is just full of cold rain. And wind. 

That is not right. Yesterday was just nice and beautiful. Now it is not. 

Weather is silly. It should just be the same. Weather should not be a surprise. It is known. 

Zita and I went for a soggy walk anyway. 

Then Craig and Zita and I had our tasty toasts. After I was all dry. 

Zita took Niamh to her nice doctor. After her very early in the morning job. 

Then they had a nice little lunch. Then Niamh went to her tired and sore store. 

Everybody has to see their nice doctor. 

To make sure that they do not just caught by the nasty make you sick cold. 

Or even maybe too sore head. Niamh had a too sore head. At the far away university. 

Sometimes Craig's head get all caught by the nasty cold and he has to put water in his nose. That is silly. 

I have a very nice doctor. He does not say to put water in my nose. 

He just gives special just for me tummy medicine. It is known.

Today is Emmet's at dinnertime talk like a Scotsman class. At his other university. Craig will drive him. 

Because of the way too much windy rain outside. 

After our peanut butter lunch I went downstairs to see my friend Emmet. 

Right in his big cosy bedroom. With all the books everywhere. And lots of televisions. On his big desk. 

He was reading some of his very fat interesting books. 

He was sitting in his very comfy leather chair. Ha. That is good.

It is my job to know where my family is. All the time. So I can be the best guarder dog in the world. 

It is good to have a nice job. With your family. 

We watched more of the detective with the castle last night. 

Because we had brand new chips. Ha. Good for us. 

Maybe we will watch even more tonight. Maybe. After out late dinner. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Twenty Three

I had a nice quiet day.

Because it was a busy day for everybody.

Zita and I had a very nice long walk.

Because it is a very beautiful day outside today. 

We did not see anybody.

Then Zita had to go to her own door office right away. 

Because of another very important meeting. 

She did not even have toasts with us. Or too much coffee. Oh dear.

Craig and I had a toasty croissant for our breakfast. Ha. 

Then Craig drove Emmet to his very last all about the old book class. 

Then Emmet and all his old book friends went to the nice for professors restaurant. 

For a tasty lunch. Altogether. They did not go to Mister Horton's little restaurant. Ha. That is good. 

He stayed there all day. At his nice university. Talking all about very old stories. 

Then Craig came home and drove Niamh to the tired and sore store. 

So she could be all tired when she went to her before dinnertime job. That is a silly thing to do. 

I just stayed here to guard the house. I watched everything out my watching window. Good for me. 

When Craig came home he had to read new stories for our nice Queen. Only a little today. 

We played catch the ball lots of times today. 

Because it was a very beautiful day outside. All day. That is good.

And we had toasty peanut butter sandwiches for our lunch. Ha. I always get the crunchy bits. Ha. Good for me. 

I did not get into trouble today. Ha. That is good. I had a big nice nap instead. 

Mister Ollie has his outside naps right behind our silver little car. I do not know why. 

Maybe he is guarding all the cars. Maybe. Oh well. 

I like to have my naps on my very comfy bed. 

Last night we watched the detective who has his own castle. And lots of fast horses. Ha. 

You have to have horses if you have a real castle. It is the rule. 

Because knights have to have beautiful horses and brave dogs. Or you cannot be a famous knight. 

Emmet told me so. Emmet knows all about the way old people. A long time ago. It is known.

Miss Rima had dinner at our house tonight. 

To help Niamh study for her important remember everything exam. 

We still have a bag of tasty chips. I saw them. 

Maybe we will watch the detective on the television tonight. Ha. Good for us. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Twenty Two

It is sleep in Sunday. And everybody had a nice sleep in. Ha. Good for us.

Then Zita went to the tired and sore store. So I had to mind Craig.

When we were all fast awake we looked at everything out my watching window. Ha. Good for us.

Then Zita came home and we made the pretend pancakes from way far away France. Oh well.

Miss Lily and doctor Susan and Miss Ashley came to my front yard. With a brand new little dog. 

It was Miss Ashley's from Toronto dog. 

I barked at it. And got in trouble. I did not know the little dog. 

Maybe it will be a nasty dog. Maybe.

Craig said I was being a bully. Oh dear. That is not very nice. Oh dear. 

He should not say that. I was just trying to guard everybody. Oh dear. 

I knew a secret. I could not tell anyone. Not even my friend Jamie. 

Emmet won an important prize. Not just a nice piece of paper prize. It is a real money prize. 

To go to his new far away university.

Because everybody likes Emmet's stories all about the way old Gods. In way far away Ireland. Ha. That is good.

Now Emmet will be able to go to his new university and eat too. Ha. That is good. 

Last week he told me maybe I would have to share my own tasty food with him.

Or he would just starve all away. Oh dear. 

Now he can even have his own tasty treats. Maybe even sometimes Irish chicken. In his own very little apartment. 

In Mister Saint Francis's far away university. That is good.

He told all his nice professors. They were very happy too. It is an important prize. Ha. 

After our lunch Emmet went and got a brand new little picture. For his new little books. 

So he can go all over everywhere. All by himself. 

If you do not have the little with your picture inside books you can only stay at home. 

Zita and Emmet and Niamh have two books. Because they are Irish too. 

Craig only has one. Ha. Too bad for him. 

Dogs do not need little books so much. Because we have to stay at home to guard everything. Ha. Good for us. 

Niamh was very busy today. Making her brand new telephone work. Telephones are not very good listeners. Oh dear. 

The special open all the way door broke. In the kitchen. Zita and I took it all off. Ha. Good for us. 

We have to find a special piece to fix it. Oh dear. 

Miss Lily came to visit me today. And Niamh too. They made milkshakes. Milkshakes are very noisy. Ha. 

Then everybody went to say goodbye for a long time to my friend Cara. Except Craig. He stayed here with me.

Cara is going to be a pretend Japanese person. Even in Japan. Until past the summer time. Oh dear. 

We watched the detective from way far away Italy last night. On the television. In the den. 

We had chips too. That is good. 

We did not watch my program from Mister Tom. Maybe we will watch it tonight. 

Maybe we will have chips. Ha. Good for us. 

Day One Thousand Seven Hundred and Twenty One

It is Craig's Saturday go to his old friends breakfast today.

He had to drive the silver little car. 

Because it was snowing last night when I was all asleep.

So Zita and I could not take him to the old friends restaurant today. Oh dear. I do not like that.

Zita and I went for a nice walk all by ourselves. 

After Zita drove my friend Niamh to her teach toe dance class. 

It was not so cold this morning. All the too much snow was melting everywhere. 

I was a bit too soggy when I got home. 

Last night we watched a nice program on the television. It was all about a little girl. 

She did not have a mummy or daddy anymore. Oh dear. That is not right. 

She had red hair just like my friend Niamh. And freckles too. 

So she went to live on a big farm with lots of trees and a very nice horse. 

And two people too. It was a good program.

Mister Tom gave Craig a program just for me. Ha. That is good. 

A program all about dogs. In a contest. In way far away England. Ha. That is good.

But I cannot bark at the television. Zita said so. Sometimes I am a too much barking dog.

I barked a lot this afternoon.

Because there was an all lost dog on my street. A big furry dog. 

Mister Bill and Zita went out to bring it to our driveway. I barked a lot. 

I did not know this dog. Oh dear. It was not a dangerous bite you all up dog. It was just a scared dog. 

Because it was very lost. And it was looking all over for its own house. But could not find it. 

Mister Bill found out where his house was. It was written on his collar. That is good.

I have my house on my collar too. And my telephone number. That is right. 

So Mister Bill took it back to its very own house. Now it is not lost anymore. That is good. 

Zita talked to Auntie Eileen this afternoon. For a long time.

Because our cousins are coming for a visit. In the beautiful summer time. 

To live in the basement with the brand new nearly very big television. Ha. That is good. 

The present man brought Niamh another new telephone. 

It was not broken at all this time. Ha. That is good. 

Zita and I went for a nice before our dinnertime walk. That is good. 

Maybe we will watch my program on the television tonight. Maybe. 

Or some from way far away detectives. 

Maybe we will have chips. I like chips. Sometimes they fall on the floor. Ha. That is good.