Day One Thousand Six Hundred and Eighty Nine

I had a very busy day. All day.

We had to get up early to take my friend Niamh to her way early in the morning job.

Then Zita had to talk to all the rascal ladies. On her fast computer. Right in the dining room.

Then I had toasts. Ha. 

Craig and Zita had squashed muffins. From way far away England. 

I do not like them so much. So Zita made me my own toasts. Just for me. Ha. That is nice.

Then Craig had to go downtown for a long tasty restaurant meeting. For our nice Queen. 

I helped move the cars. So he would not be all late. I was a big help. 

Then Zita and I went for a nice long walk. We went up to the busy street. 

I am very careful when we go across the busy street. 

Because sometimes the cars do not look out so well. 

Then we went to our own favourite bank. It is the bank that gives polite dogs giant treats. Ha. 

I always get a treat. Good for me.

Then we came home. And so did Craig. Later. 

I helped move the cars again. I was a big help.

I did not have so many nice comfy naps today. 

Because I was very busy. 

And my comfy bed is in the make the clothes clean machine. Oh well.

I got banana treats today. Ha. Good for me. And even some tasty chicken. Ha. 

It was a special treat day for me. That is good. 

Because I was a big help. All day. 

Then Craig took Emmet to his other university. 

So he can talk like an old Scotsman. Ha. That is silly. Oh well.

Craig had a squeaky clean bath last night. Oh well. After we watched Mister Tom's detectives. 

My friend Niamh went to bed early last night.

Because she had a little headache. Niamh does not like headaches. Me either. It is known. 

Because of when the bookshelf fell down on her head. 

Maybe we will watch more Mister Tom's detectives tonight. 

We do not have any chips. Oh well. Too bad for me. 

Day One Thousand Six Hundred and Eighty Eight

We watched the special presents program for the good movies. 

They made a way big mistake. Oh dear. Oh dear. 

That is not right. They should not make big mistakes. Only little mistakes. 

Like not being a good listener. Or being a too much barking dog. Oh dear.

Then we went to sleep. It was not our mistake. 

This morning is a get up early day. For everybody.

Zit and I went for a fast walking walk this morning.

Because Zita did not even have time to have her too much coffee with Craig. 

She had to go to the rascal ladies office. Right away.

Because next week all the young rascal ladies in the whole country are coming to our city. 

For a giant important meeting. All together. 

They are not staying here. I do not have to guard them. That is good. 

I do not know any of them. It is hard guarding people you do not know. 

They are going to be all downtown. In a nice as full as can be hotel. Full of rascal ladies. 

So the rascal ladies office is way way busy. 

Zita is working all the time. Even at night. Oh dear. Oh dear. That is not right. 

Craig and I had our toasts together. And we looked out the watching window.

Craig is a very good watching window helper.

Then Craig drove Emmet to his very old book class. At his nice university.

I stayed here to guard the house. All by myself.

On my own very comfy just for me bed. I had my favourite orange thing. 

When Craig and Emmet came home they had lots of brand new tasty bread. From the tasty bread store. 

Emmet made us cheese sandwiches. Ha. That is good. 

Cheese is my favourite. And lettuce. And chicken. Ha. Good for me.

Craig did not have his lunch today. 

Because he went to the eat in your car restaurant. When he took Emmet to the nice university. Oh dear. 

Last night Mister Tom brought us more programs all about the detective who has his very own castle. 

And his helper who does not. Oh well. 

I do not have a castle. I have my own comfy bed instead. 

Sometimes castles are not so comfy. Because sometimes they do not have even a roof at all. Or windows. 

Like cousin Ciara's castle. At her way way old university. Oh well. Maybe it is a soggy university. 

Zita says sometimes way far away Ireland is very soggy. All the time. Oh dear. 

I would have to wear my keep me comfy dry coat all the time. Oh dear. 

Maybe even in the house. If I lived in a no roof castle. Oh dear. 

I can not find my catching balls. Not even my green one. 

Craig and I looked everywhere. Even under the bed. Even in Niamh's room.  But we could not find it. 

You can not find anything in Niamh's room. Just beautiful clothes. Oh dear. Too bad for me. 

Maybe Niamh can find it. Maybe it is lost in the snow again. Oh dear. 

Day One Thousand Six Hundred and Eighty Seven

It is a sleep in Sunday.

But Zita and I had only a little sleep in.

Because we had to go for a very long nice walk today. 

Because we did not go for a before dinnertime walk last night. 

Because of all the noisy thunderstorms and the windy rain. So we were not soggy at all. That is good.

It was all very cold again this morning. Zita had to wear her big keep you very warm coat. It is silly weather. 

Last night we watched the detectives. 

Zita brought my comfy bed into the den so I could keep everybody company too. That is good.

Niamh did not get home until way way late. 

She went to see all her friends from her old far away university. Way downtown. 

Everybody was home because of the for all the universities holiday. That was nice. 

She even saw Miss Sidney too. Ha. 

But not Mister Otis. He does not live here. He lives in far away Toronto. Oh well. 

We had real pancakes for our breakfast today. Ha. Not pretend pancakes today. That is good. 

Then Zita and Emmet went for a practice drive the car ride. 

I guarded Craig and Niamh. 

When Zita and Emmet got home everybody had to work. Even on a sleep in Sunday. Oh dear.

Emmet has to study for his remember everything exams. In his comfy big bedroom. On his old comfy leather sofa. 

Emmet is a bit all messy. It is known. Ha. Niamh too. 

In their bedrooms there are always nice smelly comfy clothes on the floor to have a nice nap on. That is good. 

Miss Rima came to my house this afternoon. Then she and Niamh went out. I did not know where. 

They did not tell me. Oh dear. That is not right. 

How could I find them if I do not know where they are. Oh dear. 

Tonight is the special presents for all the good movies night. It is nearly Niamh's most favourite night. 

Niamh has seen a lot of the good movies. Emmet has seen some of them too. 

Craig and Zita and I have not seen even one. Oh dear.

Because we have our very own comfy den to watch Mister Tom's from way far away detectives. 

And we have lots of Irish tea and chips. Ha. Good for us.

Maybe we will watch the special presents program on the television tonight. To look at all the very beautiful clothes. Maybe. 

Or maybe I will have a nice nap on my comfy bed. Ha good for me. 

 

Day One Thousand Six Hundred and Eighty Six

It is Saturday go to his old friends breakfast restaurant for Craig. Ha. 

Zita and I helped him to get there. All by ourselves. We did not get lost. Ha. Good for us.

I met my giant friend the mountain dog. Ha. That was good.

Then we left Craig right on the busy street. We went for a new nice walk. Then we went home. 

I had a nice nap on my comfy bed. Good for me.

We had Mister Tony's used pizzas last night. 

Because his helper brought us two tasty pizza the other last night. Late. 

Then we watched the detective with his own castle. 

His helper has a very little apartment. She should live in the castle. It is very big. 

Maybe the ghosts are too scary for her. Oh well.

When we watched the television we had chips. That is good. 

We had more lots of very very loud thunder this afternoon. I do not like that at all. Either does Zita.

I went downstairs to the scary basement. I stayed right beside Emmet in his big comfy leather chair. 

So he would not be scared. I am not scared if Emmet is not scared. Ha. That is good.

It is not so nice when your friends are scared. 

That is way everybody should have brave dogs to stay with them. Then nobody will be a bit too scared. 

Emmet was writing a very short new story about the way way old books. I was a big help. He said so. 

Niamh and Cara and Lee went to the too much money for coffee store. 

To do their important writing. And have tasty treats. Ha. 

A man came to our house this afternoon to look at the kitchen window.

Because it is a bit broken inside. Oh dear. 

He said we have to get a brand new one. Oh dear.

I came upstairs to see him. Then I went back downstairs. 

Because maybe there would be more too loud thunder. Maybe. 

Loud thunder cannot catch you in the basement. It is known. 

I stayed downstairs all afternoon. Ha.

Then it was all quiet again so I came back upstairs. My comfy bed is upstairs. 

Zita went to the tasty food store.

So Craig and I looked out the watching window. For a long time. He read his new book too. 

We got more stories for the television from Mister Tom today. That is nice. 

Maybe we will watch some tonight. Maybe we will have chips too. Ha. Good for us. 

Day One Thousand Six Hundred and Eighty Five

Today is Craig's drive everybody everywhere day. 

But he did not even get up so early today.

Because it is still the university holiday time. Ha.

So everybody had a little sleep in. Except Zita.

Because there is even more work to do today. At the rascal ladies office.

After our nice walk Zita did not even have time to have toasts with me. Or Craig. Oh dear. 

Craig and I had his too much coffee all by ourselves. And then we had a toasty croissant too. Ha. 

I really like croissants. 

Zita is only supposed to work some days. But she works everyday. That is not right.

Niamh is very busy writing her new story. All about how people look. For her nice university. 

When my friend Emmet was all finished with his tasty lunch he went to get his little fast computer. 

Because the nice fix your computer man could fix it all perfect again. Ha. That is good.

Emmet got a letter from his nice university today. 

Because he can get a nice prize. From his nice university. Ha. That is good. 

Craig did not go to his important meeting today.

Because Mister Stuart hurt his back. And had to go to the nasty food hospital. 

So the nice doctor could take inside of him pictures. Oh dear. Too bad for him. 

Mister Stuart works for our nice Queen too. That is good. 

We did not watch anything last night. Just the hockey game.

Because Zita was at her lucky dinner with her lady friends. 

We do not watch the far away detectives when my friend Zita is not here. So I had a nice nap on my own very comfy bed. 

Craig and I even went to bed before Zita was all back at her own cosy house. Ha.

Miss Rima came to my house this afternoon. To make her lunch. 

Now she and Niamh will not be all hungry when they go to the centre building. To work. That is good. 

Niamh is going to work tonight too. 

Because there is a big everybody dance at our centre building. 

And Niamh's job is to make everybody be very polite. Just like me. Ha. Too bad for them. 

It is going to be all freezy rain tonight. The radio man said so. Oh dear. 

And maybe loud thunder too. Oh dear.

I do not like the loud thunder so much. 

Sometimes I have to bark at it. It does not hear me.

Because it is way too loud. It is known. 

Maybe we will watch Mister Tom's detectives tonight. Ha. 

Day One Thousand Six Hundred and Eighty Four

It is another early in the morning day. 

Even Craig got up early today. Ha. 

Then Zita and I went for our nice walk. But I was very soggy when we got home. 

Because of all the melting everywhere snow.

Craig made the too much coffee and the toasts today. 

The save us save us machine did not make any way too loud noise at all. That is good. 

We watched out the watching window when we finished our toasts.

Then Zita had to hurry to downtown. To the rascal ladies office.

Because they are very very busy. Oh dear.

It is nearly warm today. That is silly. It is still winter time outside. 

Zita is going to a lucky dinner tonight. With her other lady friends.

Emmet and Niamh will make a tasty for everybody dinner. Not Craig. 

Craig only can make sandwiches. And too toasty toasts. Ha. Too bad for him. 

We had tasty sausage sandwiches for lunchtime. 

After lunch we played catch the ball. A lot of times. 

Because it is not too cold at all. The go fast chair is not afraid of the not very cold. That is good. 

Then I had a long nap on my very comfy bed. It is my favourite comfy bed. Zita made it for me. Ha. 

It was a nice quiet day today. 

Everybody here was just reading. Craig and Emmet did not go anywhere. That is an easy day. For me. Ha.

Niamh is at her work all day today. 

Because today she teaches dance a lot. At the other school. At lunchtime.

Last night Niamh went to bed early.

Because of all the work at her community building. She was very tired. So she just listed to her music. 

Even when she was fast asleep. Ha. That is silly.

We watched the detective on the music island last night. He is a funny detective. 

Then we went to bed early too. 

Because everybody was too tired. We did not even have extra before bedtime toasts. Oh well. 

Day One Thousand Six Hundred and Eighty Three

Zita and I went for a not so long walk this morning. 

Because everywhere was way too slippy. 

Because of the freezy rain last night. 

Maybe we would just fall down. And be all hurt. So we just came home.

Then Craig made the too much coffee and Zita made the toasts. So they would not be too toasty today.

Then Zita went to her own door office. 

Emmet was all awake early today. He is nearly all finished his very last long stories. For all his universities. Ha.

Last night Zita read one of the stories when she was all in her comfy bed. After Craig had his squeaky clean bath. Ha.

The nice cleaning people came today to make the house all neat and tidy. 

I stayed in the bedroom and guarded the comfy bed. All by myself. Ha. Good for me.

Then Niamh came home. And Miss Rima too. 

They made their own very tasty lunch. Before they went to their before dinnertime work. 

It was just all cooked vegetables. There were no tasty green beans. Too bad for me.

Yesterday Mister Bill caught a fish. Right underneath the ice. In our outside chair. 

But it was too way way too small. I saw the picture. Oh well. Too bad for him. 

The fish did not catch him. That is good. 

Last night we watched the lady and her friend the detective. From way far away. 

Everybody thought there was a giant scary cat. But it was only a nasty person. Ha. 

I did not watch it so much. I had a nice nap. We did not have any chips. Oh well.

This morning the people from far away said Emmet could live in their very little apartment. That is good. 

When he is at his new very old university. In far away. I do not think that is so good. 

He will not have a big very nice dog to guard him there. Oh dear. That is not right.

Two of our cousins Miss Ciara and Miss Emma are coming for a little visit. 

From way far away Ireland. Before summer is here. Ha. 

I know Miss Ciara. She was here before. I remember her. 

They will live in the basement. In the other nearly a bedroom. With the brand new big television. 

And with Niamh's play scary games computer. 

Maybe we will watch one of Mister Tom's detectives tonight. Maybe we will have chips. Maybe. 

Day One Thousand Six Hundred and Eighty Two

It was a get up early day today.

My friend Niamh went to her way early in the morning job all by herself.

Then Zita and I went for a long long walk. I did not get in trouble this morning. That is good. 

I had to wear my choke me to death collar today. 

Because I was a too much pulling dog. Oh dear. Too bad for me.

It is still a squishy snow outside. Oh well.

Then Zita went to her own door office. To talk to the rascal ladies again.

Craig and I had toasts. By ourselves. 

Because Zita was all gone downtown. 

Some of our toasts were way too toasty. Again. 

Craig is not such a good toasts maker. Too bad for him.

We gave Mister Bill our old outside chair. So he can sit on it. When he catches fish on the ice. 

That is very silly. 

Maybe he will fall in and the fish will catch him. Oh dear. 

My friend Emmet and Professor Jill went to the nice restaurant at the giant centre building today. 

For a tasty lunch. And to talk all about way old things. And universities too. 

Jamie and I could not go. It is a not for dogs restaurant. That is not so nice. 

If there was a tasty for dogs restaurant the dogs would bring their families. It is known. 

Craig was reading for our nice Queen. All morning. 

Then we had a nice sausage sandwich. For lunchtime. Good for us.

And Craig had to read some more interesting stories for our nice Queen. 

Emmet was very busy writing all about way way old church people in way far away Ireland. 

And how everybody is just wrong. 

Because they do not read the way way old books. They only read the just the nearly too old books. Too bad for them. Ha. 

So I had a nice nap. Good for me. On my comfy bed in the kitchen. I was not so very busy this afternoon. 

Because Craig and Emmet are not so hard to guard. They just stay where they are. 

Zita and Niamh never just stay home. Oh well too bad for me. 

Zita went to the make you tired and sore store. 

Before we went on our nice before dinner walk. In the rain. We even had our keep you dry coats on. 

We were still soggy. Oh well. Too bad for us. 

Niamh and Lily and Miss Rima went to the stretch you upside down store. Ha. Too bad for them.

Day One Thousand Six Hundred and Eighty One

I had a little sleep in today. All by myself. 

Then we had our toasts. And everybody had to go to work.

Zita had to talk to all the far away rascal ladies. 

Craig had to read Emmet's very big all about soldiers story. For his interesting all about beer class. 

To make it all beautiful. Zita will look at it too. That is good.

I guarded everybody. 

Then Niamh was all awake. At lunchtime. Ha. 

So Niamh took me for a little walk. 

But I got into trouble again. Because of another little dog. 

Very big trouble. I was fierce again. Oh dear. 

Niamh was upset. 

Because I was too fierce. Oh dear. Oh dear. 

Maybe I cannot go for nice walks with my friend Niamh anymore. Oh dear. 

I did not have a nice lunchtime with Craig. I just stayed on my comfy bed. 

Because I was in trouble. 

Mister Bob came to get all the boxes of programs for the television. They were in the basement. 

He took them to his big church. 

For the very old people who live in the big church's little apartments. That is good. 

We watched the castle detective last night. We had chips. Two times. That was good. 

I was not in trouble last night. That is good.

Last night the very noisy giant too much snow chopping machines came to my own street again.  

I did not bark so much. That is good. 

Emmet and Niamh cannot go to their nice university this week. Oh dear. 

Craig cannot even drive them there. 

Because it is a stay at home and write all your big stories holiday. 

Everybody has to finish all their very interesting stories. For their university. 

Because soon it will be remember everything exam time. Oh dear. 

Zita and I went for our nice before dinnertime walk. I did not get into trouble. That is good. 

After dinner Zita and I played our pull the rope game. And I got treats. 

I am not in trouble now. That is good. 

Then we watched the nice detective with the not so big dog. That is good. 

Day One Thousand Six Hundred and Eighty

We had a little sleep in day today.

Because it is sleep in Sunday. Ha.

There was an dangerous animal in my own yard last night. 

Maybe it was a giant raccoon. Or maybe a scary wolf. 

I was a very fierce barking guarding dog. So it went all fast away. Ha. Good for me.

And the noisy snow chopping machines came to my street last night. And woke me up. 

So I barked at them too. A lot. 

Then I got into trouble. 

Because I woke everybody all up. In the middle of the night. Oh well. Too bad for me. 

We had only the pretend toasts from France for our lunchtime today. Oh well. 

Then Zita and Emmet went to practice drive the car. Ha. That is good. 

I guarded the house.

Then Zita and Craig went to visit Craig's mother. Up on the busy street. 

They brought cookies. They bought them at the too much money food store. 

They ate them the very big living room. Right on the very top of the building. 

They could even see the busy street and Mister Kettleman's tasty bagel store. Ha.

Then they came home.

So Zita and I and Professor Jill and Jamie went for a nice walk. 

I got in trouble. There were some very little dogs. On our walk. I was too fierce. 

Little dogs always run under my tummy. I do not like that. Then I get in trouble. Oh dear. 

Last night we watched the detective with the very nice castle. That is a good program. We had chips. 

Maybe we will watch some more tonight. Maybe. 

Tonight Mister Tony's friend came to my house with lots and lots of tasty pizzas. 

But it was not for us. Ha. He thought it was us because he always brings us the tasty pizza. 

It was for Lee and Cara's house. Not our house. Ha. That is silly. 

Because they are having a pizza for everybody party. Niamh is there too. 

Day One Thousand Six Hundred and Seventy Nine

We did not take Craig to his old friends breakfast today. 

Because of the too much snow. Oh dear. I do not like that. 

The Saturday morning go to the old friends restaurant is my favourite job. 

Niamh had to get up early today. 

Because she had to teach toe dancing today. 

We went for a long walk in the all melting snow. I got way soggy. It is not even cold outside today. 

We went to the giant centre building to get Niamh. But we could not find her.

Because she was in the little room. Not in the very big just for dance a lot room. Oh well.

When we got home I did not eat my tasty breakfast. 

Because I could not take Craig to the restaurant. I do not like things to be not all the same. Oh dear.

Then Zita and Emmet had to go to get his skate on the slippy canal skates all as sharp as can be. 

Because my friend Emmet and Miss Andrea were going to the old looks like a castle museum. 

To see all the interesting things. Even the giant scary whale. Oh dear. 

They are going to skate to it on the slippy empty canal. Ha. 

Miss Andrea plays lady's hockey for Emmet's nice university. 

So she never falls down on her bottom. Ha. Good for her. 

She will be Emmet's big help. On the slippy canal. 

Emmet is not a way good slippy ice skater. Oh well. Me either. Too bad for us. 

Today is the last slippy skating on the empty canal day. 

Because it is not way too cold anymore. Ha. It is just all melting everywhere. 

Zita and I went for our nice before dinnertime walk. 

It was not so nice walking in the soggy snow. Oh well. I was very soggy. 

I had to stay in the kitchen. Until I was as dry as a chip. 

I think we are going to watch the from far away detectives tonight. 

Because we have two big bags of chips. Right in the kitchen. Ha. Good for us. 

Day One Thousand Six Hundred and Seventy Eight

It was Craig's drive everybody everywhere day.

Emmet had a remember everything exam for his not so interesting class. So they had to go even earlier. Oh dear. 

Craig did not even have his too much coffee. Oh dear. 

After he took Emmet to his other university Craig took Niamh to her nice university. 

And then he went back and brought Emmet home. Ha. 

Then Craig and Zita went to say goodbye to Mister Harry. Forever. Oh dear. 

I guarded the house. And my friend Emmet. 

Emmet was very busy. He is going to get a very little apartment. To live in. All by himself. Oh dear. 

In a very little town. The little town where his new Mister Saint Francis's university is. 

It is far away beside the giant ocean. Oh dear. 

I will not like this so much. 

It is a very little apartment. Not so big as his own way comfy bedroom. Oh dear.

The nice people sent Emmet pictures. Of the very little apartment.

The bed even hides. Right in the wall. But not when you are all fast asleep. That is silly. 

Maybe I am way too big to visit there. Maybe. Oh dear. Too bad for me.

When Craig and Zita came home we had out tasty toasts. We did not have them this morning.

Because of the way too early day. 

Then everybody had to work. So I guarded everybody. On my very comfy bed. In the kitchen. 

Craig has an important meeting next week. 

So he has to read even more. For our nice Queen. And write a story too.

When Zita was all finished being a rascal lady we went for a walk. It is not so nice outside.

Because of all the too much melting snow and I had to wear my boots.

Because of the salty sidewalks. Oh dear. 

Maybe we will watch one of Mister Tom's detectives tonight. Maybe we will have chips too. Maybe. 

Day One Thousand Six Hundred and Seventy Seven

I had a nice quiet day today.

Zita and Niamh and I got up early. 

Because it is an early morning day. Then Niamh went to her very early in the morning job. 

And Zita and I went for a nice by ourselves walk. In the too much snow.

Then Zita had to go way downtown to her own door office. For rascal ladies meetings.

Craig and I had a toasty bagel for our breakfast. 

Then I had a nap. On my very comfy just for me bed. 

Today is a remember everything about talking like a Scotsman day for Emmet. Oh dear.

Craig will drive him. It is his job. It is good to have a nice job. I have lots of jobs. Good for me. 

And tomorrow is a remember everything about his not so interesting class day. Oh dear. Oh dear.

Tonight Zita and Emmet and Niamh went to visit Mister Harry's family. At a special to be sad in place. 

After dinnertime. So everybody can be sad altogether. 

When you are sad altogether it is not so sad. Oh dear. I cannot go. 

There will be too many people and I might get just a bit all lost. I will stay here and guard our own house. 

Tomorrow Craig and Zita have to go to a church to say goodbye forever. 

It is the same church where they said goodbye to our Uncle Bill. Oh dear. 

There are too many goodbyes. It is known. 

In Heaven Mister Harry will want to listen to Uncle Bill's stories. 

Because he tells very funny stories. 

Maybe he will tell the stories about the giant turkeys. Maybe.

Uncle Bill has lots of funny stories to tell. Ha. 

Maybe they will have some of Uncle Bill's way old Scotsmen drink. 

It is all for free in Heaven. And Irish tea too. Craig told me. 

And lots and lots tasty cheese treats for nice polite dogs. Whenever you want. Ha. That is good. 

Irish tea is very good for stories. It is known. 

I think there are lots of stories to tell in way way way far away Heaven. Ha. That is good. I like stories too. 

Maybe there are stories about elephants and the Punics. Maybe.

We made toasty cheese and sausage sandwiches for our lunch. All by ourselves. 

Craig did not even make them way too toasty this time. Ha. That is good. 

I got the cheesie ends. Ha. Good for me. Then I had a nice little nap. 

Day One Thousand Six Hundred and Seventy Six

We had even more too much snow last night. That is not right.

Zita drove Emmet to his not so interesting class. 

Because of the way too much snow. 

Because Craig's silver little car was lost. Under all the too much snow. 

So Craig could not find it to drive Emmet to his other university. Oh dear. 

Zita and I moved lots and lots of the too much snow. With the big push the snow away shovel. 

I stayed in the go fast car to guard everybody.

Then we had lots of toasts before Emmet went to his other university. And Zita went to her own door office. 

Then Niamh and Rima came home from the very early in the morning job. 

They made own made pancakes even before lunchtime. All by themselves. Ha. That is silly. 

Craig had some. Then the ladies went to the make you tired and sore store. 

Mister Bill used the very noisy throw the snow away machine. To throw a lot of the too much snow all away. 

So he could find his nearly a truck and Craig's silver little car too. Ha. That is good.

Then Zita and Emmet came home. With tasty bread from the tasty bread store. That is good.

Emmet had a giant cheese sandwich for his lunch. I had some too. Ha. Good for me.

Maybe Emmet has to get a brand new little take with you computer. Maybe.

It just broke when he fell down on the icy sidewalk and squished it. Oh dear. 

This afternoon I guarded Zita. She was very busy with the rascal ladies. I was a big help. 

I did not bark even once. I had a nice nap instead. Ha. Good for me. 

Then we went for a not very far walk. In the way too much snow.

When we got home Zita took the too much snow away from my side yard. 

So the go fast chair would not be all stuck in the snow forever. That is good. 

I helped. I am a good snow pusher dog. But I get all too cold. And have to stay in the kitchen until I am all warm again. Oh well. 

My friend Jamie do not get all cold. He is a North Pole dog. Oh well too bad for me. 

Day One Thousand Six Hundred and Seventy Five

It was a get up early day today.

But Craig did not get up so early today. Maybe the little cold caught him again,

We had toast and only pretend coffee. And we looked out the watching window. 

After Zita went downtown to her own door office. For even more meetings.

Then I had a nice nap on my very comfy bed. Ha. It is an only for me bed. Ha. 

Sometimes Niamh lays on it with me. Ha. That is good. 

After lunchtime Emmet went out to buy tasty presents for Zita. 

He got presents for Craig to give to Zita too. 

Because it is the special day to give lots of chocolates to the people you love. 

I cannot have chocolate. 

Because I am a dog. Chocolates are not for dogs. Green beans are for dogs. Ha.

Nobody gives tasty green beans to people you love. Too bad for them. 

I get green beans. When I am the best kitchen helper. Ha. Good for me. 

The radio says there will be even more too much snow today. Oh dear. That is not right. 

The big noisy machines will come and take the snow all away. Again.

Then more snow just comes back. That is silly. I do not like that very much. 

That is silly weather. It is known.

Today is Emmet's learning to talk like a Scotsman day. 

Craig will drive him to his other not so near university. Maybe in the more too much snow. Oh dear. 

Last night we watched a new detective. He has a castle. Ha. That is good. 

His helper does not have a castle. She thinks nobody should have castles. Too bad for her.

Everybody should have a castle. So everybody can all be brave knights. With big fierce dogs. Just like me. To guard everybody. 

Then there would be no nasty people. Just old ghosts. 

Because castles always have ghosts. Ha. That would be good. 

Cousin Ciara's very very old university has a castle. With not even a little bit of roof. Oh well. 

Ghosts do not get all soggy so they do not care. Ha. 

Day One Thousand Six Hundred and Seventy Four

Zita had to get up early today. Me too. 

Because of the more too much snow again. I always get up with Zita. It is my job.

It was even snowing went we went all fast asleep. Oh dear.

We did not go for our nice walk this morning. 

Because maybe we would just get all lost. In the too much snow. Oh dear.

We had fat toasts when Zita was finished finding the cars. Craig made the toasts today. 

The save us save us machine did not make the way too much noise this time. That is good.

Then Zita had to go downtown for even more rascal ladies meetings. Oh dear. 

Craig and Zita and Emmet and Niamh are very sad today.  Craig told me. 

Because their friend Mister Harry went all the way to heaven last night. He did not even have to stop once.

Craig and Zita knew him even before Emmet and Niamh were here. Or me. 

He was a very very nice man. A very kind man. Zita told me. He was Doctor Tanya's father. 

Doctor Tanya and Doctor George are Niamh's friends. From far away Halifax. 

Craig and Zita and Emmet and Niamh went to visit Mister Harry. And Mrs. Michelline. At their house. At the Merry Christmas time. 

He liked to listen to all of Emmet's stories all about way far away Ireland. And all the way old Gods.

I will talk to Mister Saint Newton tonight. When everybody is all asleep.

Maybe Mister Shadow can show Mister Harry all the very interesting places. Or he can play catch the ball with Miss Maggie. 

It is nice to have friends even in way way way far away Heaven. 

Especially nice dogs are always very good friends to have. It is known. 

Maybe altogether they can find the all the old Gods just for my friend Emmet. Maybe. 

This morning Craig drove Emmet to his nice university. It was his very old books day. 

Then when Niamh was all fast awake we went for a nice walk. In the way too much snow. 

And she took all the snow away so the present man can come to my house. And not get lost. 

That is good. I could not help. I had to guard the house.

My nearly brand new bed is very comfy. I like it a lot. It is very fluffy. Zita made it for me. 

Because I am the very best helper dog. She told me. Ha. That is good. 

Last night we watched the nice from way far away detective when he was young. 

He got a medal for being brave. From our nice Queen. When she was young too. Ha. That is good. 

Day One Thousand Six Hundred and Seventy Three

We had a sleep in today.

Because it is sleep in Sunday. Ha. Good for us.

It is a snowy day again. Even more too much snow. Oh dear. 

It is the little little snow. It is not nice all fluffy beautiful snow. 

It is the cannot see anything anywhere snow. Oh dear. 

Lee and Cara came to my house today. To make lots of tasty cookies with Niamh. Ha.

Then Zita and I went for a long walk in the too much snow. 

When I came home I was a snow dog. I got to help make the cookies in the kitchen. I am a good helper. 

I had to help until I was all as dry as could be. Then I had a nap.

Zita went to visit Craig's mother up on the busy street. That is nice. Even in the more too much snow. 

Emmet finished his giant story about the soldiers and all the beer. 

For his interesting all about old beer class. 

Craig will read it and read it until it is all beautiful. That is nice. 

Then Zita will read it too. And it will be all perfect. That is good. 

Last night Niamh went to bed even a lot early.

Because she was just all tired. She went skating on the icy canal. Yesterday. For a long time. Ha. 

She did not fall down once. That is good. 

Craig and I did not go to bed early. 

I waited until Zita was all home. From the giant theatre downtown. It is my job. Ha. 

Craig and Zita got caught by a little cold. Not a big nasty cold. 

Just a sneeze a lot cold. And too sore throats cold. Oh dear. 

It did not catch me. Or Emmet or Niamh. That is good. 

This afternoon we had to move even more way too much snow. 

Because we could not even find the cars. Oh dear. Oh dear. 

Niamh and Cara and Lee helped. I could not help. Too bad for me. 

Then Zita and I went for a nice walk. But not so far this time.

Because of the way too much snow. The way too much snow gets in inside my feet. I do not like that so much. 

It is our friend Mister Aidan's sing happy birthday song day. He is nearly old too. Ha. 

We got him a brand new present. 

Maybe we will watch a nice detective program tonight. 

Maybe we will have a special extra toasts night. Maybe. Toasts are my favourite. It is known. 

Day One Thousand Six Hundred and Seventy Two

Last night we had extra toasts. Right in the den. And we had chips too. Ha.

We watched the far away detectives. Then we went to bed.

Niamh got up early again today.

Because she has to teach toe dancing to the little children.

Zita drove her to the giant centre building. 

Because we had even more too much snow last night. Oh dear.

Craig did not go to his old friends breakfast because of the too much snow.

So Zita and I went for our nice walk all by ourselves. 

I did not wear my toasty warm coat. It is not so cold outside. It is just too snowy. 

Emmet was up early today. Writing all about another very very old book. 

For his very interesting very very old books class. 

The books are all full of beautiful pictures too. Not just words. 

There are even pictures lots of animals. Even elephants. Ha. Those are good books. 

Tonight Zita and Miss Bethany are going downtown to the very big beautiful theatre. 

To see real people in an interesting program. Not on the television. 

The people will be right there in front of them. Alive. Ha. That is good. 

I will stay here and guard everybody. It is my job. Ha. Good for me. 

Miss Bethany is Miss Zoë's mother. Ha. That is funny. Miss Zoë is in her way far away university. Oh well. 

Zita's mother and father talked to us today. From way far away Dublin. On the telephone. 

Zita's father talked to Emmet. For a long time. All about the dangerous relatives. 

Even Zita's aunt Daisy and Zita's grandmother. They were way dangerous too. Oh dear. 

I do not think I had any way dangerous relatives. They were just nice happy dogs. 

Except when they had to be very fierce. 

Because sometimes there are nasty people. Ha. Too bad for them. 

Niamh and Lee and Cara went to the empty canal. To go skating. And not fall down. 

And maybe have some tasty treats too. Maybe.

They have tasty treats stores right there. On the slippy canal. 

So everybody can have tasty hot treats and be toasty warm. Ha. That is good.

Then Zita and I went for our nice walk too. To give all our neighbours our nice newspaper. 

I like bringing our newspapers to everybody. 

Because I guard all our newspapers. 

And I go up to everybody's front door. I am Zita's paper dog helper.  Zita told Craig. It is a good job. It is true. 

My brand new bed is very fluffy and comfy. That is good. 

Day One Thousand Six Hundred and Seventy One

I did not have a very nice night.

The giant snow machines came to my own street again. In the middle of the night.

The machines were way too loud. Because there was no nice soft snow. 

There were just the the big pieces of all hard noisy ice. 

The chop them up machine makes too much noise. Chopping up all the too much slippy ice. It is known.

I stayed in the comfy bedroom and guarded Craig and Zita. From the chopping up machine. 

It is a very scary loud machine. All full of flashing lights. Oh dear. I do not like that. It is known.

It does not even care when a very brave fierce dog barks at it. That is not right. 

Mister Bill took a beautiful picture of the all shiny way hard ice. All over my own front yard. 

That is not right. Oh dear. It is way too slippy. Too bad for us.

Miss Rima stayed here last night.

Because in the morning she had to go to the nice university with my friend Niamh.

Today is Craig's drive everybody everywhere day. 

So he got up very early and drove Emmet to his other university and then Niamh and Miss Rima to the nice university. 

Then back to the other university to find Emmet. And bring him home.

It was his not so interesting class today. But the professor forgot to go to the university today. Oh dear. That is not right. 

Some nice from far away people are giving Emmet real money to write all about the way old Gods. 

For a book. A book for their new game all about the way old Gods. Ha. That is good. 

All the old Gods will be happy. 

Because sometimes people will remember all about them too. Ha. That is good. 

This morning Zita and I had a nice fast walk today. It is still too cold outside. 

So I had to wear my boots today too. Oh well. 

When we came home Craig and Emmet were there. Right in front of me. Ha. That was good.

Then Zita had to go to her own door office. So she could have important meetings. 

Craig and I had fat toasty peanut butter sandwiches for our lunch. Ha. That is good.

Then I had a nice nap. I was very tired. 

Because I had to guard the house all last night. 

Zita made me a new used bed. She found a very comfy nearly old duvet. In the scary basement. 

Now it has a comfy cover. It is blue. It is just for me. We put it in my corner. In the cosy kitchen. Ha. Good for me. 

When Zita came home we went for our before dinnertime walk. It is still too cold outside. 

I had to wear my keep me toasty warm coat and my boots too.

We are having chicken for our dinner tonight. I saw Craig put it in the stove. Ha. I like chicken too.

Maybe we will watch some far away detectives tonight. Maybe we will have some tasty chips. 

We have chips. I saw them. Two big chip bags. Ha. That is good. 

Day One Thousand Six Hundred and Seventy

After my friend Niamh went to her way early in the morning work Zita and I went for our nice walk.

Craig was still asleep. Ha. Too bad for him. 

It is a very cold outside day. 

There was so much cold I had to wear my keep me comfy warm coat and my boots. 

We did not go for a very long walk. 

When I got home I had to go and get my friend Craig all fast awake. 

Then we had our tasty toasts. Before Zita went to her own door office. 

There is so much ice I can still walk on top of the too much snow and not get all snowy at all. Ha. That is silly.

Today is Emmet's talk like a Scotsman class. They are going to play a game. Not in English. 

Only in Scotsman Gaelic. It is not like our cousin Orlaith's Gaelic. It is just different. 

I do not know why. Maybe because of the Scotsmen's noisy bagpipes. Maybe. Oh well. Too bad for them. 

It is too icy to play catch the ball all the time. Oh dear. Too bad for me. 

The go fast chair is afraid of the icy snow. Oh well. Too bad for me.

Zita is going to have a nice dinner with doctor Susan tonight. 

At the nice man's little restaurant. On the busy street. Not here. 

And tonight is Emmet's dinnertime at his other university night. Craig will drive him.

Because of the way too cold. He will wait for him. That is what families do. 

So Niamh and I will have a tasty dinner. Together. Ha. Good for us. 

Last night Niamh put her play games machine together again. 

In the just for the cousins bedroom in the scary basement. That is where the other television lives. 

Now she can play all her drive too fast games again. Oh dear. 

Miss Rima is going to have a nice job at our giant centre building. With my friend Niamh. Ha. That is good. 

Last night we watched the program all about the old Queen when she was not so old. 

It was when everybody had very big hats. And horses. Ha. 

She has a little dog. That is a good program 

Day One Thousand Six Hundred and Sixty Nine

It was a very busy day.

Everything was all covered in ice. Even all the snow was covered. I could walk right on top of everything. Ha. That is silly.

Zita had to use the big ice chopper. Then she had to take all the snow away. It took a long time. 

And I could not even help at all. Oh dear. 

The cars were all gone under the snowy ice. 

Then Craig took Emmet to his not so interesting class. At his other university. 

When Niamh was home we went for our morning walk. We did not go for a long walk. 

Because everything was all too icy. Maybe we would just fall down on our bottoms. And be all too sore. Oh dear. 

When Zita was a finished moving the icy snow she went downtown to her new with a door office. 

To talk to the rascal ladies. 

I stayed here to guard everything. 

Because Niamh fell asleep when she got home after our walk. 

It was a early in the morning job day for Niamh. Ha. Too bad for her.

Craig had to go to my nice doctor's store to get my tasty food. When Emmet was at his other university. 

Because my food was all gone. I ate it all. Oh dear.

Then he went back to the other university to get Emmet. 

So they could go to the make the delicious bread store. And get lots of tasty bread. They got croissants too.

Now everybody has tasty food. And me too. 

Miss Rima had lunch at my house. With Niamh. 

Before they went to the giant centre building. For their after lunchtime jobs. 

Maybe Miss Rima is going to work there too. Maybe 

Last night Niamh made the tasty dinner. Ha. That is good.

Then we watched the old churchman detective last night. That is a good program. 

Last night Miss Andrea sent me a picture. Of just her.

Because she won another special prize. Ha. That is good.

Craig drove Emmet to his very all about very old beer class. Emmet made his very own dinner. All by himself. Ha. 

Craig and Zita will not eat dinner until after dinnertime. Oh well too bad for them

Day One Thousand Six Hundred and Sixty Eight

We were all up very early again today. Except for Craig and Emmet.

Niamh had to go to the very early in the morning job. 

Zita and I went for a long nice walk. It is not so nice outside today. Just windy snow. 

Then Zita went to her new not so small office. Now she has her very own door. Ha. That is good.

The make your computer talk to everybody man is coming to her new office today. That is good. 

Craig and I had two toasts this morning. Just us. 

Craig had to read a lot for our nice Queen this morning. I had a nice nap.

Then Emmet was all dressed. He made his tasty breakfast and Irish tea. 

Because He is still writing his very long story all about the soldiers drinking beer in the war nobody wanted. 

Last night he was very busy. He was looking for a nice very little place to live. 

Where his old far away the Mister Saint's university is. Near the giant dangerous ocean. 

Then he will not just live in his comfy bedroom in the basement anymore. 

He will have to live in far away. I do not like that.

How can I guard him when he is at his far away university. I do not know where it is.  It is in far away. 

There are too many far always. I do not know which one. Oh dear. Oh dear. That is not right. 

If he is in far away who will help him eat his tasty lunchtime cheese sandwiches. Oh dear. That is not all right.

This afternoon Craig's sister Miss Jane and cousin Christina came to visit me today. 

After they visited Craig's mother. In her little apartment. That is nice. 

They did not want any nice Irish tea. Or even any tasty biscuits. Just water. Oh well. Too bad for them. 

I guarded everybody. Good for me.

They had to go home. In Toronto. Before it was too much icy snow. 

Before the aeroplanes will get all stuck. In the sky. Oh dear. 

Zita drove Emmet to his talk like a Scotsman class. At his other university. In the all windy icy snow. 

It is a everybody have a late dinner night. When Emmet is all back home. 

I always have my tasty dinner before everybody. I have to. 

Because after I have to be a big help in the kitchen. Ha. Good for me. 

Day One Thousand Six Hundred and Sixty Seven

We had party last night. In the den. All of us. And our cheese party friends and Miss Andrea too. 

Zita even made own made hamburgers on the outside stove. And it was even still snowing. Ha. That is silly.

And we ate the tasty hamburgers in the den. With everybody. Sitting everywhere. So we could watch the football game altogether. 

I guarded everybody. Ha. They were all right there. With me. That is good. 

I had a nice nap. Right on top of Emmet and Niamh. Ha. I kept them all cosy warm. Ha. Good for me.

Then our friends went home. They will come back when it is nice and warm. They told me. Ha. That is good too. 

Zita had to get up early today. So we had an early nice walk. Early walks are very quiet. 

Because everybody is all fast asleep. Even the dogs. But not Zita and I. We were all wide awake. 

Zita had to go to see the not way too small anymore office. Early. And have meetings with the rascal ladies.

So Craig and I had our toasts by all by ourselves. Oh well.

Then Craig drove Emmet to his nice university. Early. 

Because today is Emmet's day to teach everybody about his very very old book. All by himself. 

It is his last time to teach everybody. 

Because he is nearly all finished at his nice university. 

His new university sent him a big letter to say he should go there now. The nice postman brought it this morning. Ha.

Emmet told me that it is scary to be nearly all finished something. 

Emmet always tell me his secrets. 

Because I am a very good listener. And I never say that is silly secret. 

Because he is my friend. 

When craig and Emmet were all gone I stayed here to guard my friend Niamh. 

She did not have to work way early today. So she had a nice sleep in. 

She only has to work this afternoon. That is good. 

Mister Tom brought us even more interesting programs for the television. 

To watch after our dinnertime. In the comfy den. That is good. He is a nice man. 

Sometimes I bark at him. Oh well. 

Maybe we will watch a brand new program tonight. In the den. Maybe.

When Zita came home I took her for a nice walk. A very long walk. Before our dinnertime. In the snowy dark. 

We did not see any dangerous wolves tonight. 

Because we walked very fast. 

Wolves cannot see you if you are fast walking. It is known. 

 

Day One Thousand Six Hundred and Sixty Six

We did not have a nice sleep in Sunday today.

Because our cheese party friends came to our house for a tasty lunch. And Miss Andrea too.

Zita went to the get delicious food store. When we finished our toasts.

Niamh and Emmet were still all fast asleep.

Because they were up very late last night.

We have even more snow last night. 

I nearly lost my catching ball in the snow. But Craig found it. Ha. That is good. 

Last night I took Zita and Miss Joan on a nice walk. In the dark. After dinnertime. 

We did not see any wolves. That is good. 

Zita and Niamh and Miss Joan went up to the busy street. 

To look for nice things. Maybe to Mister Nicastro's. Maybe to get some tasty cheese. Maybe.

Or nice clothes. Oh well. 

Craig and Mister Ross went to see all the giant way old aeroplanes. 

Even like the one Craig's father had in the very sad war. It is a very noisy aeroplane. 

We heard one a long time ago. Right on top of my house. I could see it. From my own side yard. Ha. 

This afternoon I stayed here to guard my friend Emmet. 

He is writing all about the soldiers and the lots the lots of beer in the war nobody wanted. 

We are going to watch the last football game tonight. Ha. That is good. 

Day One Thousand Six Hundred and Sixty Five

We had a big party last night.

We had pizzas. From Mister Tony's tasty pizza store. With our cheese party friends. Ha. Good for us.

And Miss Andrea, and Miss Rima, and Miss Courtney too. Ha.

I guarded everybody. 

Then Niamh and Miss Rima and Miss Courtney and Miss Andrea went out. 

They got all dressed up. With make you tall shoes. Ha. Even in the too much snow. That is silly.

This morning Zita and I went for a nice walk in the too cold morning.

Then Craig went to his old friends breakfast restaurant and Zita went to the make you beautiful store.

I stayed here to guard the house. Because Emmet and Niamh were still fast asleep.

Then my cheese party friends came to visit me. Emmet was all awake. That was good. 

He helped me be the perfect party dog. Ha. Good for him.

Then Zita came home and everybody went downtown to see the giant all made of ice statues. And have tasty treats.

Emmet and Craig did not go. Emmet had to write more stories for his nice university.

When he was all finished Craig and Emmet went downtown to a tasty restaurant. High high in a nice hotel. 

Where everybody else was having their tasty treats. 

So they could have tasty treats too. 

I stayed here and guarded the house all by myself. 

Then everybody came home. 

Because everybody had to have their Irish tea. Ha.

Then Niamh had to go out with Miss Rima and Miss Courtney.

Because last night she won lots of free giant milkshakes for standing all upside down. For forever.

Ha. Everybody else went to their comfy beds. And me too. 

Day One Thousand Six Hundred and Sixty Four

Today is Craig's drive everybody everywhere day. And back.

Craig and Emmet were all gone away even before Zita and I were all wide awake. Ha. That is silly. 

He did not even have any too much coffee. Or his toasts. Oh dear. Too bad for me. 

He had to take Emmet to his not very good class. At his other university. Oh dear.

Then he came home to take Niamh to her nice university. 

And then go back to get Emmet and bring him home for his tasty lunch. 

Our cheese party friends are coming to visit me tonight. Ha. That is good.

Tonight we are going to have pizzas. Cheesie pizzas. 

Maybe from the special tasty pizza store. Ha. Good for me.

They are going to go to the big it is still winter party. On the all empty canal. 

Maybe they will go skate sliding on the slippy ice. Maybe. 

I do not like the ice so much. It hurts my feet. I will not go. 

I will guard the house. Maybe I will get peanut butter treats. 

Zita is going to the make you beautiful store tomorrow. I do not have to go. 

I went to my own make me beautiful store after Merry Christmas time. 

So I am still beautiful. Ha. Good for me.

We did not have our toasts until Craig came home. Too bad for me. 

Today after lunchtime Zita went downtown. To look at her own new office. 

Now the rascal ladies have only a small office. Not a way too small office anymore. Ha. That is good.

She took lots of tools. So she could move a desk. A desk just for her. Ha. That is good. 

Emmet's next university called him. To ask him to go to their university. 

It is an old university. A mister Saint made it. A long time ago. It is near the scary giant ocean. Oh dear. 

It is another far away university. Oh dear. I will not like that so much. 

We did not watch anybody on the television last night.

Because Craig had to have his squeaky clean bath. Because our cheese friends are coming to visit us. 

You have to be all clean when you have guests. It is known. 

Day One Thousand Six Hundred and Sixty Three

It is still a cold day outside. 

Zita and I went for our nice walk after she drove my friend Niamh to her early in the morning job. 

Then Craig made the too much coffee and the crunchy toast. The toasts were very fat today.

Because Craig is a not so good bread cutter. Ha. Good for me. 

Then Zita had to have an important on the telephone meeting with all the rascal ladies. 

Craig and I had to be very quiet. Oh well.

Then Niamh came home to have a squeaky clean shower. 

Before she went to her teach dance a lot job. At the other school. 

You cannot be a teacher and be all smelly. It is the rule. 

Niamh is going make a brand new dance. For other people at the school too. Ha. That is good.

Because Niamh is a very good dance a lot teacher. 

This morning Emmet's maybe another university asked him if he wanted to live right inside the university. 

And he does not even know if he is going there. That is silly. 

Last night Emmet had to teach his all about old beer class. All by himself. Ha. 

He was not even scared. 

Because Emmet wants to be a professor. Someday. When he is old. 

And when his head is all full up with his important stories. 

Then he can tell them to lots of other people. Ha. 

So everybody will know all about the way old Gods and way way old Ireland too. That is good.

Craig is reading all about computers taking to other computers. 

And not being all confused. Just for our nice Queen. 

Then we had cheese sandwiches for our lunch. Craig always makes them too big. 

So I always have to help eat them all up. I am a big help. He told me.

Zita went to the make you tired and sore store again. At lunchtime. 

It started to snow at lunchtime. Again. There is more too much snow. 

We watched the old churchman detective last night. We did not have any chips. Oh well.

It is doctor Susan's sing happy birthday day. She is nearly old too. Ha. Too bad for her.

Tonight is Emmet's talk like a Scotsman class. 

Craig will drive Emmet to the other university. So he will not get lost in the snow. 

Craig and Emmet will only have a tasty dinner after dinnertime. Oh dear. 

Day One Thousand Six Hundred and Sixty Two

Craig got up too early today. Ha.

Because he forgot when Emmet had to go to his not very interesting class. Ha. Too bad for him.

Zita was very busy with the rascal ladies. Even early in the morning. 

So we went for our nice walk before all the rascal ladies were even awake. Ha. 

It is very quiet in the very early morning,

When we got home we had fat toast. Ha. When we were finished everybody had to go and do their work. 

I guarded them. 

Then Emmet was all wide awake and Craig drove him to his other university.

Zita had to go downtown to the too small office.

I guarded the house. All by myself. Until Niamh came home to read her interesting books. 

She has lots to read for her nice university.

I watched everybody on my street. It is my job. That is why we have the giant watching window. Ha.

Craig and Emmet went to the make the very tasty bread store. After the other university. 

They brought home lots of very tasty special crunchy from France bread. 

So Craig made a fat crunchy sandwich for our lunch. With peanut butter. Ha.

Then Niamh went to her before dinnertime job. At the giant centre building. With Miss Rima. 

Tonight is Emmet's all about old beer class. It is a right in the middle of dinnertime class. 

That is why he makes his own tasty dinner.

Last night Craig forgot about my own tasty dinner. Oh dear. 

Because he was at the other university. With Emmet. Oh dear. 

I did not starve into a nothing dog and blow all away. That is good. 

Zita remembered for Craig. But only later. I tried to tell everybody. 

But they were all too busy to hear me. Sometimes people are not so good listeners. Oh dear.

Only Craig and Zita and had our tasty dinner altogether. Emmet and Niamh were away. 

We had some tasty used chicken. I even got some. Just for me. 

Because I like tasty chicken. Ha. 

Mister Tom brought brand new programs for us last night. I did not even bark at all. I just watched him. 

We watched a movie last night. It was scary. All about flying far far away even way past the moon. 

The moon is way far away. It is known. I can see it at night. 

It goes away in the daytime. I do not know where it goes. Maybe home for dinner. Maybe. Oh well.