Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Seventy Eight

We had a very good party last night. With Mrs. Deidre and Mister Gene. 

I was a very good guarder. I found lots of little chips. On the floor. Ha. Good for me.

I said thank you to Mister Saint Newton. When everybody was all fast asleep. 

Mister Gene gave us his brand new music. That was nice. 

Everybody talked for a long time. I had a nice nap in the kitchen. Ha.

Mrs. Deidre helps make the very scary Vikings program. On the television. 

But she is not scary. That is good. She did not even have a nice sword. Ha. Too bad for her.

Emmet has lots of swords. Ha. 

I did not go for a nice walk this morning. 

Because Zita had to drive professor Jill and my friend Jamie to see his doctor. 

Jamie's feet were all swollen up. But Zita said jamie was now all fine. When she came home. That is good.

Then Niamh and Zoé came home from the cottage. They did not even sleep last night. 

Their friend cut his bottom on sharp rocks. He had to go to a very little hospital. 

They had to sew his bottom. All back together. Oh dear. 

My friend Niamh could only sleep on the floor. Last night. At the cottage. 

Because the friend had to sleep in the soft bed. Because of his all sown up bottom. Oh dear. 

This morning Craig and I went out on our beautiful patio. To watch everybody. 

From behind our lots of bushes. For just a little while. 

I helped Craig take away lots more of the silly weeds. 

The go fast chair did not go upside down today. That is good.

Craig forgot he had to look at Emmet's brand new story. 

Then he remembered. And we went back in the house. Right away. 

You cannot forget promises. It is known.

Craig and Zita are going to go to hear Mister Gene play his very big piano tonight. With his friends. 

Way late at night. Downtown. That is nice.

I will guard the house. And Emmet. 

My friend Niamh went to the nasty pod hospital to visit Mister Aidan. Before his operation.

Tomorrow is a for everybody holiday. Me too. That is good. Maybe we will have a sleep in. Maybe. 

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Seventy Seven

Zita and I took Craig to his old friends' breakfast. Because it is Saturday.

Before we went there we went to the buy very tasty meat store. It is on my busy street. We had to buy tasty food on a stick. 

Because we are having a little party tonight. Because our friends Deidre and Gene have come for a visit. From not so far away Toronto. 

Because Gene has to play the piano for lots and lots of people. On a giant stage. Ha. That is nice.

Mister Gene is a way famous piano music player. That is nice. 

He goes far away just to make people happy with music on his piano. Even way way way far away Japan. Ha. 

Sometimes he is even on the radio. Ha. Good for him.

They will have a tasty dinner with us tonight. It is good to have friends for a tasty dinner. 

We have a piano in the basement but we do not play it so much anymore. Oh well.

We even have the table sheet on the dining room table. Ha.

We have just all black chips. That is silly. 

Maybe we will have tasty cheese too. For the chips. Maybe. 

After we got our food sticks we took Craig all the way to his old friends' breakfast. 

Then we went home. To make the house all spic and span. Because of the little party. 

Niamh and Miss Zoé waited a long time for their friend to come to our house. So they could all go to the cottage. With all their friends. Ha.

Niamh will not have our tasty stick food tonight. She will have only hotdogs. Too bad for her. 

You can only eat hotdogs at a cottage. Or chips. It is known. 

Last night I went down the scary stairs. To the basement. To see my friend Emmet. To make sure he was all right. Before we went all fast asleep. It is my job. 

He was just reading a not very big book. Because he has to write a brand new story for his nice university today. 

You have to read lots of interesting books before you can write brand new stories in university. So everybody knows you are not just lying. Ha. 

Today Emmet was very busy writing his story so he can be all nearly finished. So he can have his tasty dinner with all of us. 

Our friend Aidan could not have his operation today. 

Because the hospital was too busy. With other way sick people. More sick than Aidan. 

Maybe tomorrow he can have his operation. Maybe. Oh dear.

Niamh stayed at the nasty food hospital until late last night. Until Aidan went all fast asleep. That is good. 

Because it was now my friend Niamh's turn to guard Mister Aidan. Because they are friends. 

Even when they were just little babies. Ha. Good for them. 

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Seventy Six

I am going to go to the new not so far away make me beautiful store next week. 

Zita told me. Good for me.

Zita and I went for a nice walk. Then we had even three toasts. With Craig. 

Then Zita went to the way too small office. After toasts. For important meetings. 

Craig and I played catch the ball. After Zita went to work. Then I had a nice nap.  It is not a way too hot day today. That is good.

When it is not too hot I can have nice naps in my side yard. So I can keep the squirrels away. From my hedge.

They can not see if I am all fast asleep. Ha. Too bad for them. 

This afternoon my friend Emmet went for a very long walk. Because is is a beautiful day outside. 

He went to catch even more monsters. Ha. 

Zita had to go to the nasty food hospital. To visit our friend Mister Aidan. She is going to give him a secret present. 

Because he is all finished his school. Just like my friend Niamh. Ha. Good for him. 

He is going to have an operation tomorrow. To fix the little just inside of him hole. Oh dear. 

Zita had to talk to our friend Kathy. A lot. All about the operations. 

Zita and Craig know all about them. Because of my friend Emmet. Oh dear. 

Operations are not so nice. I did not like my operation at all. I did not feel even like me. When I was all fast awake. At all. Oh dear. 

Mister Aidan has to sleep there. Not even in his own bed. 

He has to sleep in the not so comfy hospital beds. Oh dear. 

And he can not have his own pillows. Oh dear. 

I did not have to stay all night in my little hospital. That is good. 

Niamh went to visit Mister Aidan after dinnertime. At the nasty food hospital. That is nice. 

A man is going to come to my house tonight. To fix the stove. Because the handle just broke. Oh dear. 

If you do not have a stove you can only have peanut butter sandwiches. For your dinner. You can not have nice hot tasty food. Oh dear. 

I did not bark at him at all. Good for me. He fixed the stove all up. That is good. 

My friend Niamh is going to a cottage tomorrow. On a beautiful big lake. Not so far away. With all the other teachers. From our big centre building.

Even my friend Zoé is going too. Ha. That is good. 

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Seventy Five

It was not a too hot day outside today.

Zita and I had a nice walk. We did not catch any monsters. That is good.

Yesterday Zita caught lots of little monsters with her telephone. Ha. 

Craig and Zita and I had lots of toasts this morning. That is good.

Then I guarded the house. By myself. 

Because Zita had to go to a meeting and Craig drove Emmet to his nice university. 

For his all day at the university day. He will eat his lunch at the university. Maybe he will have croissants too.

When Craig came home we played catch the ball a lot. Ha. That is good.

Last night when my friend Niamh came home she was so tired she had a spic and span shower and went right all fast asleep. In her own comfy bed. 

Even Clifford was tired. Oh dear. 

It is very hard taking lots of little dancers to the lake. She did not lose even one. That is good. 

Craig did not read anything for our nice Queen today. He read it all yesterday. 

He just read his book today. I had a nice nap on my comfy bed. And guarded everybody.

Last night I had a scary dream. In the den. When I was all fast asleep. 

I barked so very loud my friend Emmet came up from the basement. 

He was afraid maybe there was something wrong. 

Maybe ghosts. Maybe lions were trying to get in my own house. Maybe.

I was very fierce. In my scary dream. And very brave.  Ha. Good for me. 

But there was nothing wrong. It was just me. All asleep. 

Emmet got me special carrot treats. And hugs. Ha. That was nice. 

Yesterday when Zita came home with bags and bags of peanut butter. For Craig and I. 

We always have peanut butter sandwiches. For our tasty lunch. 

Sometimes we have cheese too. Or toasty bread. Ha. That is good.

My friend Aidan had to go to the nasty food hospital this afternoon. Oh dear.

Because he has a nasty hole inside him. Again. 

Just like Emmet had. Oh dear. That is not right. 

Now they will have to make another hole in him. To fix the little hole. Oh dear. 

Maybe my friend Niamh will go see him. He asked her to visit him. If he comes home tonight. Oh dear. 

I think he will go all very fast asleep. Instead. Fixing holes makes you very tired. And sore. Oh dear. That is not right. 

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Seventy Four

I did not have to wait for everybody last night.

We were all too sleepy. Even my friend Niamh.

They did not catch any little monsters at all. 

We went all fast asleep instead. That is good.

This morning Zita and I had a nice walk. When everyone was still fast asleep. 

It was not too hot. 

It was too hot later. So we put the make the house all nice and cool machine on. Ha.

Niamh and Clifford are way busy today. It is a going to the lake day for all Niamh's little dancers. 

Clifford did not go. He just stayed at the big building. To wait for Niamh. To bring her home all safe and fast. 

Zita had to go to the too small office. As soon as she finished her toasts. 

And stay downtown all day. Until our dinnertime.

My tummy is not sick today. I had my toasts. With Craig and Zita. Ha. Good for me.

When Zita was gone I guarded Craig and Emmet all day. 

They were just reading interesting stories. Maybe for our nice Queen. Maybe.

The present man brought Emmet a brand new book. From his very favourite writer. Mister Terry. 

He died a little bit of time ago. That is sad. 

But my friend Emmet has all of Mister Terry's very funny books. So he is not just all dead. He is just not here dead. Ha. Good for us.

I am a bit tired today. Because yesterday I had a sick tummy. I had a nice nap on my comfy bed. In the kitchen. Until our lunch time. 

Emmet did not wake up until lunch time. Just like me. Ha. That is because we are friends. Good for us.

He made his own Irish tea. Craig and I had peanut butter toastys. Good for us. 

Craig and I played catch the ball lots of times in the afternoon. 

When he was all finished reading for our nice Queen. That is good.

My friend Emmet went out for a little walk. He did not catch any little monsters. Oh well.

He told me it was way too hot outside. For big furry dogs like me. Or dear. 

Maybe I will go for a nice walk after dinnertime. When the too hot has gone home. Maybe. 

I saw Doctor Susan's father. He was driving our gold big car. Ha. That is silly. Oh well. 

He used to teach policemen how to drive police cars. And not just crash. In way far away England. Ha. 

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Seventy Three

I had to stay up late last night. Again.

To wait for my friends to come home. Emmet and Niamh had to catch even more monsters. Until late. 

Niamh had Clifford with her. Because Clifford is way fast. 

You can only catch the night time monsters at night. Ha.

Today I have a bit of a sick tummy. Because I eat the berries that fall off my trees. Oh dear. 

Even when Zita says not to. Oh dear. 

Zita and I did not go for our nice walk until lunchtime. Because of the rascal ladies meetings. Oh well.

Then she had to go downtown. To the way too small office. Until way late. Because of more meetings. 

Craig is all finished helping the long time ago Queen. 

They did not catch all the nasty people. Only some of them. Oh well. 

Now he is a doctor. In Rome. A long long long time ago. 

He found a dead person. In a big barrel. Right in front of his house. That is not right. 

Now he has to find the nasty man who left it. 

I did not have a nice tasty lunch today. Because of my sick tummy. 

Just a little bit of toasty croissant. Oh dear. Too bad for me. 

Today is Emmet's all day at his nice university day. Maybe he can find little monsters there too. 

After his lunch. Ha. Emmet likes croissants too. Just like me. Ha. Good for us.

Mr. Horton's store in Emmet's nice university has tasty croissants too. So Emmet will not just starve away. 

Craig and I played catch the ball a lot this afternoon. Because he is not all tired today. That is good. 

I think the little monsters are too fast for Craig to catch. Because he is old. Ha. 

Niamh and Clifford did not have to work until dinnertime today. That is good.

Miss Rowan was at my house last night. To help Niamh catch the little monsters. 

She has a job too. That is good. 

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Seventy Two

My family did not forget to come home. Ha. That is good.

They said they would not forget. Ha. Good for us.

They did not come home until the middle of the night. Oh dear.

I was very happy. When they were all home. It is known.

I guarded Cara and Lee all day. And at night too. 

They did not forget my tasty dinners. That is good. 

But I had to wait for my family. To be all home. Safe and sound.

I sat at the back door for a very long time. Everybody comes in that door. That is where I waited. I was a bit sad. 

But then I had to guard Cara when she went fast asleep. In my friend Niamh's comfy bed. 

Then my family all came home. And everybody went just fast asleep. Ha. That was right. 

Cara and Lee and I went for a nice before dinner walk last night. I was a very good guarder. Ha. Good for me.

Craig had a long sleep in this morning. Because he drove the go fast car all night. 

All the way from the very important wedding.

Craig said they had lots for very loud dance a lot music. 

Niamh said it was not even a bit too loud. Ha. Too bad for Craig.

They had lots and lots of very tasty food at the wedding. 

It was all outside. In a giant tent. With beautiful lights. Everywhere. Beside the giant full of very big boats lake. 

They even had tasty chips. With lots of gravy and cheese. For dessert. Ha. This is good. 

Zita and I went for a nice walk this morning. Before Niamh and Clifford had to go to work. 

We had lots of way loud thunder last night. I was not scared.

Because everybody was all home in their comfy beds. Me too. Ha. Good for us.

It is a windy rain day today. Oh well. 

I stayed in my comfy house. And did not get all soggy. That is good.

Zita and Emmet went to the tasty food store. To get brand new food. So we will not starve all away. That is good. 

When they came home they had lots of tasty croissants. Ha. That is good.

Then my friend Emmet had to go and catch more monsters. In his own phone. Ha. 

There were squirrels on my fence. Yesterday. And in my own hedge. 

They waited until Craig was not here to help me chase them all away. 

I hate squirrels. It is known.

Now Craig is back. The squirrels are all gone away. Ha. Too bad for them. 

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Seventy One

Zita and I had a nice walk this morning. With my friend Jamie and Professor Jill.

Professor Jill is afraid of the little monsters. Jamie and I are not afraid. Ha. Too bad for her. 

I only have a little story today. 

Because Craig and everybody had to go to Doctor Susan's daughter's very special wedding. 

I could not tell him all my interesting stories to write today. For my very own Miss Poppy's very interesting stories blog.  

Because he was just here a little bit today. Only in the morning.

Then everybody went away. In the black go fast car. 

And Cara and Lee came to my house so I could guard them. 

And so we could have tasty treats. Altogether. Ha. Maybe they know how to play my special game of catch the ball. Maybe. Ha. 

And they will remember my dinner time so I will not just starve all into nothing. And my before bedtime dessert too.

Then I will wait for my own family to come home. 

I will just sit nicely at my watching window. And watch and guard everything. It is my job. 

My family will not forget to come home. Craig told me. It is true. 

Who would guard them if they were not here with me in our house. Oh dear. 

But they will not forget to come home. Craig told me. 

Craig always tells me the truth. It is his job. It is known.  

I will have lots of stories tomorrow. Ha. When everybody is all home. 

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Seventy

Zita and I took Craig to his old friends breakfast this morning. 

I did not even pull so much today. That is good.

I am going to guard my friends Cara and Lee tomorrow. At my house. All day. And even in the night time.

Because Craig and Zita and Emmet and Niamh are going to Doctor Susan's daughter's special wedding. 

They will not be in our own house. Oh dear. 

All my family will be gone away. Oh dear. In another place. 

It is a not so way far away place. That is good. 

They are all going in the black go fast car. They have to stay all day and even until late late at night. 

Zita has to talk to everybody. At the wedding. All by herself. Oh dear.

I am not going. Dogs were not invited. Oh well. Too bad for them. 

I will guard Cara and Lee instead. In my house. All by myself. Instead. 

Maybe we will have tasty treats. Ha. 

Last night Niamh and Emmet were out catching even more monsters. 

Emmet walked all the way downtown. Right to the giant just for rascal buildings. With the giant clock. 

There were kabillions other people catching monsters too. 

That is a silly game. Night time is for sleeping in you comfy bed. Not for catching monsters. 

Everybody has to get all squeaky clean today. So they will all smell beautiful for the special wedding. 

Not me. Ha. I am not going to the special wedding. Oh well.

Craig even has a brand new shirt. Not even a tshirt. Ha. And brand new never used even once jeans. 

And Niamh has make you very tall shoes. And a not used dress. Ha. 

Emmet is just all spic and span. He has a brand new from way far away England jacket. Ha.

And my friend Zita has brand new shiny red toes. Ha.

Everybody will be all beautiful. 

I am beautiful too. Craig told me. But I can not go to the very special wedding. 

It is a not for beautiful dogs wedding. Oh well. Too bad for me. 

Maybe I should go to the make me beautiful store. So I can be more beautiful. Maybe. Oh well. 

Zita and Niamh had to go and find a keep you very cool in the too hot umbrella. For the special wedding. 

They went to where all the very tasty Chinese restaurants are. Not so far away. 

Maybe we will watch television tonight. In the cosy den.  I can guard everybody. That would be good. 

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Sixty Nine

All my family was out last night. Until very late. Even in the very dark night. Oh dear. I do not like that.

They had to catch even more little monsters. 

Even Zita. She caught one right in my own kitchen. Oh dear. I did not even see it. 

I do not have a telephone. Dogs do not have telephones. Telephones can not understand dog. Ha. 

You can only see the monsters on your very own telephone. Oh well.

Craig only has one. In his telephone. Everybody else has more. Too bad for him. 

I did not go out with everybody. To catch the monsters. I stayed home to guard Craig. Good for me. 

Zita had to help one of the rascal ladies last night. 

A nasty person stole her little flat computer. That is not right. She was very sad. 

Zita had to go to her house to make her feel all better. That was good. 

Craig and I watched the football game. It was not Craig's team. We did not watch it very much. Ha.

Today is Craig's mother's sing happy birthday day. She is way way old. 

Auntie Jane visited. So everybody went out. To a nice restaurant. For a tasty lunch. 

But not Niamh. Because she has to work. Oh well. 

I am going to stay here to guard the house. It is a way too hot day outside. 

Because of the way too hot my friend Craig had to wear his silly hat. To go to the restaurant. Ha. Too bad for him.

I do not know why it is a silly hat. Craig just says it is his own silly hat. That is silly. Ha. 

I had just a nice nap. On my comfy bed. In my nice and not even a bit hot house. 

I got peanut butter treats. Because I am a very good guarder. 

This afternoon Zita and I only went for a little walk. Before our nice dinner. Because of the too hot. 

We went to Doctor Susan's house.To put all her mail away. 

There was nobody there. Because she is just all away. She went away to not so far away. 

To help with the very important wedding. So I guarded her backyard for her. I am a big help. Ha. Good for me. 

Zita to go to a special make you beautiful store. To get all beautiful toes. For the important wedding. Ha. 

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Sixty Eight

I had a very quiet day.

Everybody was very busy. Even Craig. Reading for our nice Queen. 

Niamh and Clifford were at work way early today. Niamh likes her work at our big centre building. That is good. 

Zita had to go to the too small office for meetings. For all day.

And today is another all day at the university day for my friend Emmet. Oh well. 

Maybe there will be telephone monsters at the nice university. Maybe.

After his lunch Emmet will go to Miss Francis's beautiful library. To read his very interesting very fat books. 

And drink lots of his icy tea. They have very comfy chairs in Miss Francis's library. 

You can have nice naps in the comfy chairs. Emmet told me. 

This morning Craig took the big just for the outside scissors and cut off lots of leaves from some of the too fat bushes. Ha.

The go fast chair did not go upside down today. That is good. 

Craig is still a bit too sore. We did not play catch the ball lots of times today. Only a few times. 

I had nice naps on my new comfy duvet. Good for me. 

Craig and I had croissants and toasty bagels for our lunch. Just us. 

We did not have any cheese today. Oh well. 

After our lunch Craig went outside. Again. With the very noisy blow everything everywhere machine. 

I do not like that machine. Maybe it will blow Craig all away. Or maybe me too. Maybe. Oh dear. 

He had to make the beautiful patio all spic and span. And not all just full of dusty leaves. 

Then he came in. Because of the too hot. 

The noisy machine had to stay outside. Ha. Too bad for it. 

Miss Rowan and Miss Rima came to my house. With icy coffees for Niamh.  Ha that is nice.

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Sixty Seven

Everybody got up early this morning. Except for my friend Emmet.

He stays up too late. Talking to his friends from everywhere. Oh well.

Niamh and Clifford were almost late for work today. Ha. 

Yesterday a little girl tried to bite my friend Niamh. Or dear. 

People do not bite other people. That is not right. 

I would only bite way nasty people. If they were dangerous. And too close to my family. Oh dear. 

This morning Zita had to go to more important rascal ladies meetings. I guarded Craig. 

He is just a little bit way too sore all over today. Because of the nasty weeds. And the upside down go fast chair. Oh dear.

We played catch the ball a lot anyway. Good for us.

Craig has the way noisy blow everything all around machine. In the side yard. 

He is going to blow all the nasty weeds far away. I do not like the noisy machine so much. Oh well.

The nice make the house epic and span ladies came to my house today. That is good. 

They said I was the very best watching dog ever. That is true. 

Craig had to go and get another old music machine. 

It is just like the one he bought his father. A very long time ago. That is nice. 

He had to make it all spic and span. It is the spic and span day. 

Craig and I had two tasty toasty hot croissants for our lunch today. I like croissants. I get the pointy ends. 

Emmet had croissants too. Croissants are good for you. If you have cheese on them. Ha. 

My friend Emmet always gives me the extra cheese. Good for us. 

Emmet had to go out to catch more just in your telephone monsters. 

And maybe get some icy tea. Maybe. Emmet said there were lots of monsters in the park. 

But they are very little monsters. Ha. Too bad for them. I am not even a little bit little. Ha. 

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Sixty Six

I had a nice walk with my friend Zita this morning. It was a nice not hot day. We did not see anybody interesting. Not even the ducks. Oh well. 

When we got home I had to get Craig all wide awake. So he could make the too much coffee. 

Then we had our toasts.

After our toasts Craig was outside making our patio all beautiful. Taking all the too many weeds away. 

And then the too many weeds attacked him. And the go fast chair went all upside down. Again. 

I did not know the weeds attacked people. 

I was not guarding Craig because I did not know all about the dangerous weeds. 

Nobody told me. Oh dear. 

I could not help. I was just inside. At my window. I barked and barked. But nobody was here. Oh dear. 

Zita was not here. She was all gone. She took Emmet to his nice university. 

When she was all home Craig got on the very little outside table. And then he got back into the go fast chair. 

Oh dear that is not right. 

Now the patio is all beautiful. Ha. No too many weeds now. Too bad for them. 

This morning Emmet lent our nice centre building all his how to play dungeon books. 

There were so many Niamh and Clifford could not carry them. 

Zita had to put them in the black go fast car. Ha. 

Emmet used to teach dungeons to children a long time ago. Right were Niamh works. 

In our own not even very far away centre building. 

He can not teach them now. Because he is at his nice university. It is an all day at the university day. Again. 

Last night I thought we should go for a nice walk. After our dinner. To the drink our coffee outside restaurant. 

I told everybody. A lot of times. They did not listen. 

I was a bit sad. Oh well. Too bad for me. 

I had a nice nap instead. On my new comfy duvet. 

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Sixty Five

Everybody was out of their comfy beds early today. Except for Craig and Emmet.

Zita and I went for a very slow walk. Because it was already way hot outside. Even before toasts time. Oh dear.

When we came all the way home we had our toasts.

Craig was wide awake. He made the too much coffee. That is his job. 

He is not a way good toasts maker. Oh well. Too bad for him. 

Craig and Zita got caught by a little cold. Not me.

I do not know how the cold caught Craig and Zita. In the way too hot. That is silly. 

After toasts Zita took the black go fast car to the car store. 

They had to fix a wobbly thing. I do not know why. Nobody told me. 

Then Craig and I watched out my watching window. Craig always helps me watch. That is good.

He reads his book too. He is still in way way long ago England. 

He has a nice very old horse. But he does not have a nice dog. Oh well. Too bad for him.

Emmet had to get up and catch more monsters. They now just live in his telephone. That is silly.

It is a game. Emmet told me. It is a silly game. Ha.

I got a brand new comfy duvet. Just for me. For the big bed. Ha. 

My friend Zita got it. Just for me. Because I am a very polite dog. Ha. Good for me. 

The nice men at the car store gave Zita some of their own special cloths. 

For cleaning the bit of yellow off the go fast car. That was nice.

Zita had to drive Emmet to his other university. 

Because they do not answer their telephones so well. Oh dear. That is not right.

Now he has to talk to his nice university. All about the other university. Oh dear. That is not right.

When Zita came home we went for a little walk. Only a little walk. 

Because of the way too hot outside. I do not like the too hot. 

I like my cool kitchen floor. It is made of nice cool stone. Ha. Good for me. 

Niamh does not have to go to the too loud music concert tonight. Because it is all over. Ha. 

She will eat a tasty dinner with us tonight. That is good. 

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Sixty Four

When I got up this morning everybody was here fast asleep. 

Lots of dance a lot ladies. Everywhere. And their bicycles.

Zita and I went for a little walk. Before Craig was awake. 

It was a way nice morning. Just lots of fat clouds. And not any rain at all. That is good.

Then Zita went to see all the nice farmers. To buy tasty food for us. 

Craig and I played catch the ball. Even before the too much coffees. Ha. Good for us.

I could not go with Zita today. I had to stay here to guard everybody. And all the bicycles. Oh well.

Craig and Emmet and I had brand new just hot bagels for our lunch. From Mister Kettleman's nice store.

All the dance a lot ladies had to have showers. Until there was only cold water. Ha. Too bad for them. 

They were just all way dirty. Outside loud music concerts are very dirty. It is known.

Niamh saw our friend Mister Aidan last night. At the loud music concert. 

Mister Aiden guards Niamh. He is a good guarder. He told everybody he was her guarder, Just like me. 

But not so very fierce. Or furry. Or loud.  Ha.

Craig is still a lawyer a long long time ago. Finding something for the Queen. But it is a secret. Ha. 

After the make you spic and span showers Niamh and Miss Rima went to the loud music outside concerts. Again. It is all finished tonight. Ha. 

Zita is remembering everything all about her brand silver new computer. 

It is not the same as her old not so fast computer.

So she has to remember all new things. Oh dear. 

It is hard to remember new things when the old things are still all there too. Oh dear. 

Before our dinner Emmet had to go out and catch monsters in his own telephone. I did not see any monsters at all. 

He said he caught one in my pond park. Oh dear.,

Only my friend Emmet's phone can see them. Not nice dogs like me. Oh dear. 

Emmet says they are not real monsters. Only on your telephone monsters. That is good. 

I am not afraid of monsters. It is known. 

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Sixty Three

It was a very nice morning. Not even a bit too hot. That is good.

Craig was all awake first today. Even before me. Ha.

When Zita was fast awake we took Craig all the way to his old friends breakfast. That was good. 

But I was a too much pulling dog. I had to lie down on the sidewalk and listen to Zita. Oh dear. Too bad for me. 

When we got home Zita had to go to doctor Susan's house. To help her get all the beautiful clothes ready for the important wedding. 

I guarded the house. Emmet was still all fast asleep. Again. Ha.

Niamh and all the dance a lot friends went to the very loud outside music concert this afternoon. 

On all their bicycles. My friend Niamh is taking Clifford. Because he is the fastest bicycle. Ha.

My side yard was all full up to the top with bicycles. 

Craig and I could not play catch the ball. Oh well. Too bad for us. 

It is Craig's favourite game. He told me. That is good. 

My friend Niamh is all full of scratches. Because she slipped in the too much rain. Last night. In the dark. 

Right into an all full of prickles bush. Oh dear. 

You should just stay home when there is too much rain. You should not just go to the too loud music concerts. It is known. 

If you stay home you can watch the television. With me. Ha. 

And Zita will you make lots of Irish tea. And you can eat the special chocolate biscuits. And not be all soggy. That is good.

Last night we watched Scotsman detectives catch nasty people. On a very little island. In way far way Scotland. 

I could not understand them so much. Oh well. 

They did not play any bagpipe music. That is good. I had a nice nap. 

This afternoon Emmet went for a long walk. To get his icy tea. From the very little store. 

When all the dance a lot friends were here. It is way loud when all the dance a lot ladies are here. 

Emmet has brand new fat headphones. So he can listen to all his interesting stories. 

When he goes for his nice walks. On his phone. Without any wires to catch him. Ha. That is good. 

Sometimes the wires would just grab the door handles at his nice university. And catch him. Ha. That is silly. 

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Sixty Two

We did not go for our nice walk until late today.

Because of the too much rascal ladies paper. Oh well.

We had lots of toasts. Instead. Ha. That was good.

Craig and I played catch the ball. A lot. That was good.

When my friend Niamh got home last night. She was all soggy. More even than the ducks. Oh dear.

There was lots and lots of rain last night. And loud thunder. At the very loud outside music concert. 

Niamh and Miss Rowan and Miss Rima were all soggy. All night. Too bad for them

And yesterday the make everybody cool machine at Niamh's big building did not work. Not even a little bit. Oh dear. 

Everybody just melted all away. Into little puddles. Oh dear. That is not right. Even Clifford was way too hot. 

Maybe they will fix it today. Maybe.

It was all cool in my friend Emmet's nice university. That is good. 

He was talking to all his friends at his nice university. All about way old things. And eating lots of donuts. 

Talking about way old things makes you hungry. Ha. 

My cheese party friends give Emmet little nearly real money cards for buying donuts. And tasty bagels. At his nice university. That is nice. 

Emmet likes donuts.

Last night a nasty man drove his big truck right on top of lots of people. 

And then they were all dead. Even little children. That is not right. Oh dear. Oh dear. 

In way far away France. We saw it on the television. In the den. Oh dear. That is not right.

I talked to my friend Mister Saint Newton last tonight. He told me there will be lots of nice dogs to help the little children. 

Maybe even my friend Zorro. He would be a big help. He is a very kind dog. It is known. 

Maybe Miss Zoé's family should not go there. Maybe they should only go to way far away Ireland. 

All the roads in Ireland are too little for big trucks. It is known. They are just full up with lots of not so very dangerous sheep. 

Zita and Doctor Susan went out shopping this afternoon. Because of the special nearly here wedding.

It was all very loud rain this afternoon. And loud thunder noises too. 

I went into the bedroom and had a nice nap. Noisy rain is not so scary when you have your own pillow to lie on. It is known. 

Emmet had to stand under a tree when he went for his nice walk. He did not get all soggy. That is good.

Niamh had to stay at the centre building until dinner time tonight. 

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Sixty One

It was not a so nice day today. Just all the time little rain. Like like way far away Ireland. 

We had fat toasts anyway. That is good.

Zita was way busy with all the too many pieces of rascal ladies paper.

Today is my friend Emmet's other all day until night time at his nice university. Zita drove home. 

He will just eat at Mister Horton's tasty donuts store. Oh well.

The make the house all cool machine did not wake up this morning. Oh dear.

It was not way too hot today. It was just soggy rain hot. That was good. 

A nice man came to my house to fix it all up. That is good. I did not bark so much at him. Good for me.

He put a brand new thing on the wall. And now the machine is all awake again. That is good.  

Zita made toasty squashed sandwiches for our lunch. I got the crunchy toasty bits. Ha. Good for me.

Niamh forgot her go fast little computer. And then Zita forgot to bring it to her at our big neighbourhood building. 

Then she had to be in a big hurry. Oh dear. To go to the big building. That is where my friend Niamh works. Teaching dance a lot. 

Zita and I went for a slow quiet walk this afternoon. We did not want to get too hot. That is good. 

Then Zita had to go downtown to the way too small office for even more meetings. Until late.

Craig and I will have to have our dinner all by ourselves. Everybody else will be all away. 

Maybe we will have fat peanut butter sandwiches. Maybe. 

Craig knows how to make peanut butter sandwiches all by himself. Ha. Good for us. 

Craig's football team won again. Last night. On the television. Ha. 

Miss Zoé's mother came to my house last night. She brought beautiful flowers. 

Because of the remember the wedding day. That was nice.

Craig and Zita had to sign lots of papers. So Zoé's family could have new blue little books. Right away. 

Now they can go to way far away France. And come home.

Maybe they will see all my cousins in way far away France. 

Miss Zoé can tell them I am all fine and as happy as can be. 

I have my very own family. To guard. And to keep all safe and sound. And happy. 

And I have a way comfy bed. With a duvet.  And crunchy toasts every morning. And lots of tasty treats. Everyday. Ha. 

And they love me. It is known.

Good for me.

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Sixty

Zita and I had a way early walk. Because it was a way too hot again day. Oh well.

We had big crunchy toasts.

Niamh took Clifford to her work today. Niamh loves Clifford. Because he is a go very fast bicycle. 

Craig and Zita went out shopping. I stayed here to guard the house. And my all asleep in the basement friend Emmet.

I went down the scary stairs last night. All the way down into the basement. 

I had to see Emmet's room with all the furniture moved everywhere. 

Emmet's room is all full up to the top with books. And computers. And comfy chairs. Ha. Good for Emmet.

When Craig and Zita came home Zita had a new very fast computer. Brand new. 

Like Niamh's. Just bigger. 

It is an all silver fast computer. Because it is the silver presents remember the happy wedding day. Ha.

It is not a computer like Craig and Emmet's. It is the tasty apple kind of computer. Oh well. 

I got a brand new Scotsman's collar today. Zita said it was Craig's happy wedding day present. That is a good present. 

Then it was so rainy that I could not even see our cars. And there was too loud thunder. Oh dear. 

I was not so scared. I just kept my friend Zita company. 

We were not scared at all. Because we were together. It is hard to be too scared when you are with your friends. It is known. 

Then I had a nice nap on my friend Emmet's comfy bed. Downstairs. In the basement. Ha. Good for me. 

Emmet's bed is way comfy. More comfy than out big bed. Ha. Too bad for us. 

We have silly weather. 

Niamh will just be a soggy lady when she gets home. Too bad for her.

Everybody will not go to the table sheet restaurant tonight. Oh well.

Because Emmet has a sick tummy. 

You can not go to a nice tasty restaurant when you have a sick tummy. 

Craig said they will go another night. That is good.

Niamh is going to the way loud outside music concert tonight. Maybe the too much rain will be all gone maybe. 

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Fifty Nine

Zita and I went for a nice slow walk today. Because it is a very hot day out side. Not even little sheep clouds. Just a hot sky. 

Craig had a little sleep in today. Because of his not so very all right shoulder. 

I had a nice nap with him. So he would not forget to get up. And play catch the ball. Ha. Good for me.

Zita had to go to a get all dressed up meeting this morning. She has to stay way downtown all day. Even in the too hot. 

Craig and I had croissants. When he was all fast awake. And we watched everything out my watching window. Good for us.

Then my friend Emmet was all fast awake too. Ha. Today is Emmet's all day at his nice university day. 

Craig drove him in the silver little car. In the too hot. 

Emmet took his real money with him. So he can have his tasty lunch and his icy tea. 

After his new class. At Mister Horton's little food store at his university. 

Then he will go to Miss Francis's beautiful library and read his big fat books. He will sit in the very comfy chairs. And drink more icy tea. Ha. 

Only Emmet reads those big fat books. I do not know why.  Maybe they do not have lots of beautiful pictures in those books. 

People like books with lots of pictures. It is known. 

He will have his tasty dinner before his favourite all about old inventions class.

When he is all finished Zita will bring him home and he will have his Irish tea. And then go all fast asleep. 

Because he was all day until very late at his nice university. That makes you very tired. 

Craig had to read a lot today. We played catch the ball when his eyes were all full up with all the words. 

And I had a nice nap. On the comfy rug. In the living room. So I could guard Craig. 

It is too hot to have nice naps in my side yard. The stones are all too hot. 

Tomorrow is Craig and Zita's remember their long time ago wedding. 

It was in the backyard of the old house. Not here. They had lots and lots of cake. And all their friends had new socks. 

I do not know why.  I was not there. Oh well.

I am here now. Ha. Good for me. 

Tomorrow Craig and Zita and Emmet and Niamh are going to their very favourite table sheet restaurant. For their way tasty food. 

I can not go. I have to guard the house. Oh well. Maybe I will get peanut butter treats. 

When Zita got all the way home we went to my nice bank. For our walk. 

Even in the way too hot. I get giant treats at my nice bank. Because I am a very polite dog. It is known. 

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Fifty Eight

I had a very nice walk this morning. With my friend Zita. 

It was a beautiful all full of sunshine morning. With very fat sheep clouds. It was not too hot. 

Maybe later it will be too hot. Maybe. 

Craig and I played catch the ball. Because he did not have a sleep in today.

Then we all had our toasts. Not my friend Niamh. She was already at her new job. Ha.

Professor Jill came to my house this morning. My friend Jamie was not not with her. Just another dog. 

A way little dog. Oh dear. That is not right.

I thought the little dog stole Professor Jill away from my friend Jamie. Oh dear. 

I was a bit up set. I barked a lot. At the little dog. 

Craig told me that Jamie was at her own house guarding Mister Professor Carter. And she was all right. 

The little dog was too little to guard Mister Professor Carter. That is why Jamie was guarding him. Ha. That was right.

I did not get into too much trouble. That was good.

Craig had Mister Tony's used pizza for our lunch. I helped him eat the crunchy bits. Ha. Good for me. 

I am a big help. Craig told me. 

Zita and I went for a nice not so fast walk before our dinner time. We did not go so far. 

Because it was a bit too hot. And I am very furry. Oh well. Too bad for me. 

Zita had to go to a meeting at the other university. Before our tasty dinner. 

She had to go to the way downtown university. 

Not Emmet's nice university. Another university.

We will have our tasty dinner when her meeting is all finished. 

Then Zita and Emmet had to go and move all his furniture all around in his cosy bedroom. In the scary basement. 

Because of the too many books. And the new very old desk. 

I will stay upstairs and guard Craig. 

Maybe I will watch him read his brand new book. Maybe. 

Now he is an very old lawyer in way far away England way way long ago. 

Maybe there will be a brave dog in the book. Maybe. 

He has to help the very nice Queen. But the King does not know. Oh dear. It is secret helping. 

Maybe he will get into very big trouble. Oh dear. 

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Fifty Seven

We had a little sleep in this morning. Because is in sleep in Sunday. 

Zita and I went for a nice walk. It was not all too much rain today. That is good.

Craig had to watch the go very fast little cars this morning. I sat on the bed. 

To make him remember he had to get all wide awake so he could play the the ball with me.

Then wechad more too many many coffees and toasts. 

Then I helped Zita with all her rascal ladies papers. Rascal ladies have too many papers. It is known.

We had Sunday own made pancakes. And fat bacon. Ha. Because it is Sunday. That is good.

And Mister Bill came over. With his computer. So we could see all his pictures from way far away Ireland. 

There were even beautiful pictures of our cousin Orlaith. Ha. 

And pictures of Zita's mother and father in their way way beautiful garden. 

All filled up full with beautiful flowers. And the way special Grandad berries. 

Mister Bill took lots of pictures of just people. Drinking beers in way way old stores. In lots of different little towns. In way far away Ireland. 

Where you can buy foamy bear. And people play music all by themselves. Ha. 

Not way loud music. Just tell stories music. 

That is what they do in way far away Ireland. And make castles. 

Mister Bill even took pictures of castles. Just like Craig's pictures of way far away castles. Ha. 

And Mister Bill and Mrs Ginny even went to cousin Orlaith nice university city. Beside the giant ocean. To go to way tasty food restaurants. That is good. 

Mister Bill takes way good pictures. 

We watched Mister Tom's new detectives program last night. It had very loud music. Oh well.

Niamh and Miss Rowan and Miss Rima were at the outside too loud music concert last night. Again. 

They were just all soggy ladies when they got home. Oh well too bad for them. 

They went again tonight. All of them. Oh well.

After Niamh and I went for a nice walk. We went just all over. 

Maybe craig and Zita and I will watch another brand new program from Mister Tom tonight. Maybe. 

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Fifty Six

Craig and I did not have a nice sleep in today. 

We had toasts. And coffees. Early. I helped.

Zita was not here in her own comfy bed last night. Oh dear. That is not right. 

She was at her friend's cottage and the big lake. 

It was not Mister Bill's big lake. It was another one. There are lots and lots of lakes. It is known.

Craig and I had to stay up way late last night. Until Niamh and Miss Rima came home. All safe and sound.

We had to watch two football games. Oh dear. 

I did not watch them so much. I watched out my own watching window. And had a little nap. 

I did not go for a nice walk this morning. Because of the way way too much rain. And the thunder. 

Craig did not even go to his old friends breakfast. He did not want to be just all soggy. 

Craig and I just watched out my window. 

Sometimes I could not even see my pond. Because of the too much rain. Oh dear. 

Zita even had to stop driving the go fast car. Because of the too much rain. On her way home. 

She stopped right at a Mister Horton's store. Ha. 

And she brought home tasty donuts. Just for us. 

Niamh and Miss Rima will go to the too loud music concerts today. 

Even with the way too much rain. Maybe not. Oh well. They will just be all soggy. Too bad for them.

Zita is cleaning up the scary basement. We even threw out and a chair. 

And Zita brought up a big box all full up with old letters to Craig. And even letters from all his way old schools. Ha. 

Letters from before they even had computers. All in real ink. On very very thin see right through it paper. That is silly. 

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Fifty Five

It was a way quiet day. That was good.

Zita and I went for a nice long walk this morning. It is just a bit rainy day. Only a bit too hot.

Craig had a sleep in this morning. I do not know why. I went and sat on the bed until he was all wide awake. 

And then he could play catch the ball with me. Ha. Good for me.

Craig is just reading all about not even invented computers will talk to even other computers. That is silly. 

And Zita was way way busy taking to people. All day. 

Because the rascal ladies computers were not remembering everything today. Oh dear. 

My friend Niamh and Clifford are at work. Niamh was not even a bit late this morning. That is good. 

Zita is going to her friend's cottage tonight. For dinner. And she will sleep there too. 

Not here on her own comfy bed. With me to keep her all safe. Oh dear. 

I will have to keep Craig company. Or he will be sad. Oh dear. 

I will just sleep on Zita's comfy pillows. Ha. Good for me.

Niamh and Miss Rowan will go to the too loud music outside concert again tonight. 

Even in the rain. That is silly. Oh well. Too bad for them. 

I will guard Craig and Emmet. 

Maybe we will have mister Tony's tasty pizza. For our dinner. Tonight. Maybe.

Emmet went for a little walk. After lunchtime. To get more icy tea. Even in the almost rain. 

Zita and Doctor Susan had to get the gold big car today. 

They had not even one minute to go to see Mister Mike yesterday. They had to go today instead. Oh well.

There are too many cars parked all over. And people. Even on my corner.

Because of the football game. 

The take the cars away trucks are here too.  Oh dear. 

Because silly people just leave their poor cars just anywhere. Even in my park. Too bad for them.

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Fifty Four

I had another not very busy day.

It is still a too hot day. We went for a nice walk. After our toasts. Before the too hot came. Again.

Niamh was nearly late for her work. She and Clifford had to go way fast. It is good Clifford is a way fast bicycle. It is known.

Today is another all day even past dinner time for my friend Emmet. At his nice university. Oh dear. 

He has to have his dinner at Mister Horton's store. In the university. He will have bagels. Or donuts. And icy tea. 

Tonight Niamh and Miss Lily and Miss Rowan and Miss Rima are all going to the way loud outside music concert. Until late. Oh dear. 

Miss Lily and Miss Rowan came to my house to wait for Niamh. To be all finished her work. 

They stayed in Niamh messy bedroom. They took out all the used plates. Oh dear. 

Zita and Doctor Susan have to go to Mister Mike's fix your car store. To bring the gold big car back to Doctor Susan's house. 

Sometimes on our nice walks we go to her house. 

So I can chase all the awful squirrels away from her house. They live everywhere in her backyard. Ha. Good for me. 

Mister Mike looked at the gold big car to make sure it was all right. 

So Doctor Susan's father could borrow it all safe. For the important wedding.

He used to be a policeman. In way far away England. Now he just sails his boat. He has a very big dog too. That is good. 

Craig and I had tasty cheese bits for our lunch. That was good. I like cheese. A lot. Ha.

Zita had to use the telephone all day. To talk to rascal people from everywhere. I guarded her. All by myself. 

Zita and I went for only a little walk. It is still a way hot day. Outside. Not inside. Because of the make the house cool machine. Ha. That is good.

Tonight Craig and Zita went to have a tasty dinner. At at nice litte restaurant. Nearly a tasty Chinese food restaurant. Up past the busy street. 

All by themselves. Because Emmet and Niamh were not home.

I had to guard the whole house all by myself. Ha. Good for me. 

Then Craig had to have a spic and span bath. Oh well. I do not like the smell of spic and span so much. 

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Fifty Three

Zita and I went for an early walk this morning. Because it was another way too hot day. 

We only played catch the ball a little bit this morning. Oh well.

I was so hungry this morning my tummy grumbling woke Zita all awake. Oh dear. Too bad for her. 

I got a special two breakfasts. Ha. I did not even starve to death a little bit. That is good. 

Craig and I did not even have our toasts until late. Because Zita had to go and have her breakfast with friends. Oh well.

Then she had to go way downtown to the too small office. For lots of important meetings. 

That is when Craig had his too much coffees. And we had some crunchy toasts. But only one today. 

Last night Craig and I had extra toasts in bed. Peanut butter toasts. Ha. That was good. 

Last night Emmet did not get home from his university until after our dinner. 

And Niamh too. She had to eat her dinner at work.

Then Niamh and Lily watched a scary movie. I did not watch. I was too busy. I had to have my extra in bed toasts. Ha. 

The nice make the house all clean ladies came today. With the noisy machines. Oh well.

I stayed in the den. To keep Craig all safe. Because of the noisy machines. 

We had the special very heavy bread for our lunch. With cheese. And peanut butter. Ha. 

Then the present man brought brand new clothes from way far away. For Emmet. For the special wedding. That is good. 

I could not have a nice nap outside today. The stones were all too hot. That is not right. 

I had my nice nap on my comfy duvet. On the very big bed. That is good. 

Emmet went for a little walk. To the little store. Not a bust street store. Just a little not so far away store. To get his favourite all icy tea. 

Emmet only likes icy tea when it is way too hot. Niamh just likes icy coffee. Oh well. 

Zita told Emmet he can not tell his grandmother about the icy tea. She would be sad. Oh dear. Oh dear.

Too bad for her. 

 

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Fifty Two

I had a nice quiet day. Because it is way hot toddy.

Zita and I had a nice walk. Before the too hot. 

Last night we went for a long walk. After dinner. We went down the quiet streets where the cars do not go so much. 

We saw lots of people. Everybody said "Hello Poppy". Everybody knows me. Ha.

I did not know them. Oh well.

Maybe they were Niamh's little dance a lot little girls. Maybe. 

We did not have coffees outside. Just a nice walk. 

This morning Craig had a sleep in. I got him all awake. So he would not forget to play catch the ball with me.

Good for me.

Then everybody was gone. Not me. 

I stayed here to guard our house. All by myself. We did not even have toasts this morning. Too bad for me. 

Niamh and Zita went to their work. Right when they were all wide awake. 

Niamh rode Clifford so she would not be late at all. Clifford is a very fast bicycle. It is known. 

Niamh has another new job. At the same place. 

But to keep the little girls and boys all safe until they all go home for their dinners. Ha. That is good. 

Emmet was at his nice university all day. Because it is time for even more new story classes. 

University is Emmet's favourite place. And his comfy bed. Ha. 

And Craig had to go to see his nice dentist. Up on the busy street.

When he got home he was all melted. Because of the way too hot day. 

We had peanut butter toasts. For our lunch. And Craig had a lemonade. With ice. Ha.

We did not play catch the ball so much this afternoon. Because Craig was still melted all away.

I had a nice nap in the kitchen. The kitchen has a very nice floor. It is made of cold very flat rocks. That is good. 

Last night when we got home Craig and Zita watched one of Mister Tom's brand new programs from way far away. 

I had a nice nap. In the den. 

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Fifty One

We had a nice sleep last night. Everybody. Me too. That is good.

Today Niamh had to get up very early to go to work. Too bad for her. 

She had to work all day. Until dinner time. Not even one nice nap. Oh well. Too bad for her. 

She did not take her go fast bicycle. The go fast bicycle it's own name. Just like me. 

It's name is Clifford. That is a nice name. 

She has to teach all the little children how to be way beautiful dancers. Just like her. Ha. That is nice.

Zita and Craig and I had very crunchy toast this morning. After our very fast walk. 

Sometimes we have slow walks. When we walk with Jamie. She is not such a fast walking dog. Oh well.

When it is not way too hot Zita and I have fast walks. Ha. That is good. 

We did not see the ducks today. We did not go that way today. 

My friend Emmet walked all the way to the bookstore again. 

They will only get his way too expensive book tomorrow. Oh dear. 

Tomorrow Emmet is at his nice university all day. Until dinner time. 

He will even have his lunch there. Maybe at Mister Horton's tasty donut store. Maybe. 

He had a squeaky clean bath today. I did not need to have a bath today. 

Because I am a very neat and tidy dog. Nearly all the time. Except for my face. Oh well. 

Sometimes I get peanut butter on my nose. Ha. 

I had a nice nap this morning. On the comfy rug in the living room. Where it is all sunshine. 

I am still a good house guarder even when I am just a little bit all fast asleep. 

Because my ears do not go to fast asleep. Ha. Good for me. 

Zita was way busy with the rascal ladies when I had my nice nap. 

Craig was reading for our nice Queen. But not lots today. Just a bit. 

Then Craig and I had a peanut butter sandwich for our lunch. That is good. 

This afternoon Zita and Miss Zoe's mother had to go to the hospital just for little children. Their friend's little boy is a bit sick. 

So zita went to bring him a little present. Not a secret present. Just a present. 

A little fierce knight. With a very big axe. Ha. That is a good present. 

It is nice to get presents when you are not just all right. It is known. 

Maybe we will watch a new program on the television tonight. One of Mister Tom's programs. Maybe. 

Then I can have a nice nap. In the den. With Craig and Zita. Ha. Good for me. 

Day One Thousand Four Hundred and Fifty

I had a very quiet day. That is good.

Last night Craig and Zita and I went for a long walk. We saw my friends the ducks. 

They were all fast asleep. Again.

Then we went to where all the brand new stores are. We had to cross the very busy street. 

Craig and Zita had their too many coffees outside. And we watched all the people. Ha. That was nice. 

Then we came home. Because Craig had to have his squeaky clean bath. 

This morning we went for a nice walk with my friend Jamie and professor Jill. Early.

My friends the ducks were still all fast asleep. Under the very big trees. Ducks like to be all fast asleep. 

Then Zita had to go to the tasty food store and get lots of tasty food. 

So Everybody will not just have to eat peanut butter sandwiches. 

I had to stay with Craig. To keep him company. On the big comfy bed. 

He had to watch the noisy little go very fast cars. Oh well.

Then we played catch the ball. Not so many times. Too bad for me.

When Zita came home we had brand new tasty croissants and just all ready from the farmer strawberries for our lunch. That was nice. And more too much coffees.

I got green beans and cheesie treats on my tasty breakfast. Ha. Good for me.

Emmet is very busy. He has to find all the right classes for all next year. Even next summer. 

So he can go to his next nice university. And learn even more interesting stories. Ha. That is good. I like those interesting stories. 

Maybe he will have more stories about all the punics. And the very fierce elephants. Ha. Those are good stories. 

After lunch Emmet went to buy books for his new class at his nice university. 

But the bookstore was all closed. That is silly. 

Bookstores should be open all the times. Just like Mister Kettleman's tasty bagel store. It is known.

Then Craig and Zita and Niamh had to talk about how to go away to Niamh's far away university. Oh dear. 

Niamh does not like help so much. Oh well. Too bad for her. 

I am a big help. Ha. Good for me.