Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Ninety Six

We had just a little sleep in today. Because it is sleep in Sunday.

Zita and I had a nice walk. It is not even cold out today. All the too much snow is melting. That is good. Melting snow alway makes me a bit soggy. And Zita too. Oh well.

Mister Tony's tasty pizza store brought us our pizza last night. I got the crunchy bits. Ha.

Then Niamh came home from not so far away. She had the extra pieces. That is good. 

She was very hungry. You cannot go to nice restaurants when you do not have so much money. That is why you come home for your tasty pizza. Ha. 

Niamh slept in her own comfy bed last night. That is good. She was not all fast awake until nearly our lunchtime. I did not get her all awake today. Because she was too tired. Good for me.

We had croissants for our lunch. Two kinds. Ha. And tasty cheese. Good for us. 

Then Niamh had to have a squeaky clean bath. Because she had to go to the very special beautiful dance practice after lunch. 

You have to be squeaky clean for special dances. It is known.

Emmet is still writing new stories for his university. You have to read lots of very important books at university. And write stories. 

So you can remember all about the books. Because the books do not have so many nice pictures in them. Oh well. 

We watched the old detectives last night. Zita and Craig and Emmet and I. Not Niamh. She went to bed after her pizza. Ha.

It is the everybody come to visit our canal time. It is all frozen hard. So all the people can go skating on it. Dogs cannot go. It is too slippy. 

Sometimes people fall down too. Too bad for them. 

There are lots and lots of people on our street. I can see them from my watching window. 

Sometimes they get all lost and ask where the canal is. Oh well. Too bad for them. 

Doctor Susan and my friend Jack are building the most snowmen in the world. Way up on our very busy street. 

There are lots and lots of people making snowmen to help them. That is good.

I saw professor Jill and my friend Jamie. They were not making the snowmen. They just had their nice walk. Jamie was all soggy. Oh well. 

Zita and I went for a little walk. Before dinner.  I wore my very fancy keep me all warm and dry coat. From way far away Ireland. It always is rainy there. 

It was all windy rain outside. That is silly. It is wintertime.

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Ninety Five

We did not have a sleep in today. Oh well.

Craig went to his old friends breakfast today. In the silver little car. Because of the windy snow. 

You cannot use the go fast chair in the windy snow. It will just get all stuck. 

So I helped move Zita's car. Twice. Ha. Good for me.

Then I had a nice nap. 

Zita talked to our cousin Orlaith. For a long time. In way far away. At her nice university beside the giant ocean.

Her university is very cold inside. Sometimes it is not so warm in Ireland. 

Niamh is still away. She did not sleep in her own cosy bed last night. She still had to sleep at the not for so very much money old hotel. 

She is going to come home tonight. On the very big bus. Zita told me. That is good. It is too all quiet when Niamh is not here. 

Zita and Doctor Susan went shopping after lunch. To find Zita brand new nice clothes for the rascal ladies job. 

Zita is going on an aeroplane. To see some of the far away rascal ladies. And talk. And drink lots of coffee. 

She will not sleep in her own cosy bed. Oh dear. She will have to sleep in a big hotel. Without me. Oh dear. That is not right. 

Doctor Susan did not hurt her self when she fell down on the slippy ice. That is good.

My friend Mister Elliot has to go to his nice Doctor to get his leg all fixed. Oh dear. 

Mister Elliot lives way far away. Where the giant mountains live. I see pictures of him. That is good. 

He is a nice dog. He and his friend Miss Gracie gave me a present. My very own kitchen comfy blanket. Ha. 

We are going to have tasty pizza tonight. That is good. I always get little crunchy pizza bits. Good for me.

Craig is still fighting the scary Vikings. But he has an old castle. The Vikings can not get in. Too bad for them. 

We watched the nice program about all the people in the giant house. On the television last night. 

They have a nice dog. It is called just like one of Emmet's way old Gods. That is nice. 

Emmet is writing an all new story all about some animals. And people. A long time ago. Even dogs. Ha. That is good. 

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Ninety Four

It is a quiet day.

Zita and I went for a nice walk this morning. 

But I got stick to you snow all over my legs. Little snow balls all over. I did not like that so much. 

Zita helped me to take them all away. With nice warm water. That is good. 

Niamh is not here. It is too very quiet when she is not here. She is still in not so far away Montreal. With the dance a lot friends.

She is coming home only tomorrow. Not today. Oh dear. That is not right.

They are only eating thin thin pancakes and chocolate. I do not know why. Niamh sent us a picture. 

They must be not so much money pancakes. Because they are not so fat. Our tasty own made pancakes are very fat. Ha. Too bad for Niamh. 

Zita had to go to the special restaurant. It is a secret restaurant. It is for a rascal ladies meeting. It is in a giant building. Way downtown. 

I could not go. Or Craig. It is an only if you wear a tie restaurant. Oh well. Too bad for us. 

Emmet was busy reading all about the way far away ocean. For his nice university. 

Emmet does not have any ties either. Just tshirts. With pictures of the way old Gods on them. Oh well. 

Craig and I had peanut butter sandwiches for lunch. 

Craig is not so good at making peanut butter sandwiches. He always makes them too big. Then I have to help to eat them all up. Ha. Too bad for him.

He found the nasty man. In his other book. Now he is fighting scary Vikings again. Oh dear. 

Maybe there are monsters in this book. There were monsters on the new Viking program on the television. They were scary.

Craig told me there were no real monsters. They were just on the television. 

He said some people were like monsters but on the inside. I knew that. Dogs know when the outside and inside of people is all different. 

I saw one of them when Zita and I were on a nice walk. A long time ago. 

I gave him my very special bite you all up fierce growl. He went fast away. Ha. That is good. It is my job to know those things. It is known.

We will watch the nice detectives on the television tonight. It will not be scary. So I can have a nice nap on the comfy rug. In the den. Good for me. 

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Ninety Three

This morning my friend Niamh went on a big bus. To go to not so far away Montreal. With her dance a lot friends. To see another nice university.

They are going to stay at a not so much money hotel. Because they do not have so much money. 

They cannot go to the too much money coffee store. Ha. Too bad for them. 

Craig took Emmet to his nice university. Zita and I were way busy with all the rascal ladies. 

Then Zita went for a nice lunch with professor Jill. Jamie and I did not go. They went all by themselves. Without us. Too bad for us. 

Maybe they will get all lost. Then Jamie and I will have to find them. Maybe. 

We had blowing all around snow today. Not way too much. That is good. 

Craig got Emmet from his nice university this afternoon. I guarded the house all by myself. 

The present man brought us a brand new program for the television. All about people who live in a giant house. A long time ago. 

We have the other programs. Not this one. The nice people have a dog. That is why it is a good program.

Niamh sent me pictures of her nice hotel. On the brand new flat computer. The room is very big. It has two rooms. One room is an all round room. Because it is in a tower. 

It is not a castle. Just a old hotel. There are only scary ghost in castles. In way far away. That is good. 

She is going to have to sleep there tonight. She will not be in her own comfy bed. Oh dear. I do not like that so much. 

We are going to have the tasty food that Niamh does not like for our dinner. Because Niamh is not here. Ha. Good for us.

Craig and I had croissants for our lunch. Two of them. I got the crunchy ends. Ha. Good for me. I like croissants. 

Last night Craig and Emmet watched a scary Viking program. With monsters. Oh dear. I did not watch. Too bad for them. 

Then we watched the old detectives. All of us. Me too. It was not scary. 

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Ninety Two

We had a busy day.

Niamh had to go to her school way early this morning. Because of the remember everything exam.

And Miss Lilly too. Zita drove them.

When she came home we had our coffees and toasts. 

Then doctor Susan came over. Because she slipped on the slippy sidewalks. Right on her bottom. And hurt her arm. Oh dear. 

We gave her a bag of cold ice. To make her feel all better. Good for us.

I helped Zita move our gold big car. Lots of times. Good for me. 

Then Craig had to drive Emmet to the not so far away cow farm. For his nice university. 

They went to see all the nice animals. The cows and the sheep and the very fat pigs. Even the giant horses. 

I saw the giant horses right on my street one day. They had a big wagon. All full up with people. Looking at our pond. Ha.

Emmet went there for his class all about they way old people and animals. 

Some people never saw an all still alive real animal. They just saw them on the television. 

On television big animals are very small. And they do not smell at all. On the television. That is silly. 

Craig waited for him. 

Zita was way busy with the rascal ladies and the far away computers. She had to talk to everybody. Twice. Oh dear. I helped. 

We were too way too busy for our nice walk until after lunchtime.

Craig and I had two peanut butter sandwiches for lunch. 

Then Zita and I went for our walk. We were very careful. It is very way too slippy outside. 

We will only have one nice walk today. Because it is too slippy outside.

And we might fall on our bottoms. Like doctor Susan. Too bad for her. 

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Ninety One

It was a not so busy for me day today. Because everybody else was busy. Ha. Too bad for them. 

Niamh did not have to go to her school because of the remember everything week. She has her exam tomorrow.

Zita took Emmet to his nice university. It is his early in the morning day. Then she went for a tasty breakfast with her friend Kathy.  

Niamh did not even wake up early. I had to get her all awake. All by myself. Ha. It is an easy job. 

Then Niamh and I went for a walk. Not a short walk today. It is not even cold today. Ha. But it is a soggy dog day. Oh well. 

At lunchtime Craig drove Niamh to her new nice Doctor. Because now she is old. Too bad for her. It is the same nice Doctor Emmet has. And Craig too. 

When they were all gone I guarded the house. All by myself. 

But Craig forgot to give me my special just for guarding the house by myself big peanut butter treat. Oh dear. 

He left it on top of the stove. I could even see it. Too bad for me.

Niamh gave it to me when she came home. That was good. Then she had to study even more. 

Miss Lilly came over. She has remember everything exams too. 

They go to the very same school. And Miss Rowan and Miss Julia. All my friends go to that school. Ha. Good for me.

The too much money coffee store gave my friend Niamh a card. All gold. Just like the gold big car. Because she spent too much money there. Oh well.

Maggie the dog is all better. She just had to have medicine for her ears. Now she can stand up all by herself again. That is good. 

Maybe Mister Saint Newton made the medicine. Maybe. 

Zita was at the too small office all day. With the rascal ladies. 

When she got back to our house we went for a soggy dog walk. Oh well. 

Craig and Zita and Emmet and I watched the old detectives last night. Their nasty man did not go to jail. That is not right. Oh dear. Maybe next time. 

All the snow has melted in my side yard. Craig and I played catch the ball lots of times. That is good. 

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Ninety

It is not so cold today.

Zita and I went for a nice walk. Craig did not have a nice sleep in today. Ha.

When we got home we had fat toasts. And coffees. Craig made all the coffees. It is his job. 

Then Zita drove Emmet to his nice university. It is an all day university day. He will eat donuts and hot chocolate for his lunch. Oh well. 

Emmet's friend Miss Rachel's mother came to my house last night. In a giant truck. 

She gave us Miss Rachel's old just for special beautiful dances dress. That is nice. It was for my friend Niamh. To see if it fits all over.

It is way beautiful. And sparkly.  Good for us. 

Niamh's friend Miss Victoria has another beautiful dress. Niamh is going to try it too. 

Zita and Niamh and I love beautiful dresses. Craig and Emmet just like black tshirts. Too bad for them.

I got a brand new just for me giant red ball. From Zita. With a rope. It was a special present. 

Because she said I am the very best making everybody happy dog. That is true. 

It is an outside ball. Because it is too big. For the living room. Oh well. 

My friend Maggie is not so well. She cannot stand up all by herself today. That is not right. Oh dear. 

I will talk to Mister Saint Newton tonight. Before I go all fast asleep. It is nice to talk to friends when things are not all right. It is known.

Today is another special Scotsman's day. All day. Oh well. 

Craig will listen to lots of Scotsman's songs. And bagpipes. Oh well. 

We will not have to eat Scotsman's food tonight. That is good. 

We will have just nice regular nice tasty food. Not the insides of anything. 

Maybe we will have the tasty meatballs Zita and I made last night. Ha. That is good. 

Maybe Zita will have some of the Scotsman's very old drink. Maybe. 

Lots of people only like way old bottles of Scotsman's drink. I do not know why.  Zita too. Oh well. 

I only like brand new water. Not way old dirty water. That is silly. 

We got more detective stories. From the present man. About the way old detectives. The funny ones. Maybe we will watch them tonight. Maybe not.

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Eighty Nine

Craig had a sleep in until late. Again.

Even Emmet and Niamh were all wide awake when he was all fast asleep. 

I had to wait for a long time before we could play catch the ball. Oh well.

Last night Craig and Zita went to the famous pizza store. With auntie Jane and uncle George. 

I stayed in our cosy house to guard everybody.

Emmet and Niamh and Lee and Cara and Lilly had pizzas too. Right here in our house. Ha.

From Mister Tony's tasty pizza store. That is good. They bring their tasty pizzas to our house. That is good. 

Everybody sat in the living room and talked and talked and talked. 

Except Emmet. He went back to his comfy bedroom. To write more stories for his nice university.

I guarded everybody all by myself. I stayed in our big bedroom. Because the ladies were very loud. 

It is hard to have a nice nap when everybody is dancing. All around you. Maybe they will step on you. Maybe. 

That is why I just guarded everybody from the big bedroom. Where nobody will step on you. Good for me.

Then Zita and Craig came home. That is good. They did not get all lost without me. They went to bed early. 

The ladies did not go to bed so early. I could hear them. 

We had brand new bagels for our lunch. After Craig was all awake. 

Then Niamh had to go for more practice dancing. For the very special beautiful dance party. 

Zita and I stayed here. Craig and Emmet too. 

Craig is still looking for the nasty man. He is very slow, because he does not have a nice dog to help him. Too bad for him.

We made special way tasty fat meatballs. Just for Niamh. All by ourselves. We had everything all over the kitchen. I stayed on my comfy bed. With my own blanket. 

I was a way big help. I did not get in the way at all. Good for me. 

Craig had to watch the football games this afternoon. He will not catch the nasty man today. Oh well. 

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Eighty Eight

It was a way too cold morning today. Too cold for our nice walk.

Craig did not go to the old friend's breakfast. Because of the too cold. So he had a long sleep in instead. Ha.

We did not play catch the ball until late. Too bad for me.

Miss Rowan did not go home last night. Her house is way far away. She and Niamh had a big sleep in too.

My friend Emmet want to the for your eyes store. After lunch. He can not get any glasses. His eyes are all perfect. Oh well. Too bad for him.  

I do not need glasses. Either. Just Emmet and Me. With no glasses. Oh well.

Niamh and Rowan took me for a nice walk after lunch. It was not so cold after lunch. But my leg was a bit sore when I got home to my comfy house. Oh well. 

Craig and Zita are going out to the famous pizza restaurant tonight. Because Auntie Jane and uncle George are visiting. 

I am going to guard the house. Maybe Emmet and Niamh will be here. Maybe not. I do not know. It is hard being a dog in this house. It is known.

Niamh is very busy. She has a remember everything exam. So she has to write all the answers on little pieces of paper. And say them over again. So she can remember them. 

Zita and professor Jill went to talk to Mister God this afternoon. Jamie and I did not go. I had to guard Craig and my friend Emmet. It is my job.

Craig give me cheese treats for being a big help. 

Now he is looking for a nasty man. Maybe he killed someone. In way far away England. Long long ago. He lives beside a big castle. It is where he works.  

Then some more nasty men hit him with sticks. But his giant horse bit them. And they ran away. 

His horse is very old and does not go off to battles anymore. But he is still very brave. He just guards the man. And rests in his own house in the castle.

The man does not have a nice dog to help him. Just his old horse. Oh well.

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Eighty Seven

I got my tasty breakfast early today. Because I was too hungry. 

We had our toasts with Craig. Then I went for a nice walk with Zita. 

It is not way too cold today. But I got all soggy. I do not like to be all soggy. I have to stay in the kitchen when I am all soggy. 

Ollie is visiting Mister Bill's house. Where Maggie the dog lives. Ollie is a very big dog. And very fierce. 

Maggie is old. Like Craig. Her legs are a bit too sore. She can not chase the squirrels away anymore. Oh dear. That is not right. 

Maggie hates squirrels. Even more than I do. Oh dear. 

Now Ollie goes everywhere where with Maggie. All the time. To guard her. 

Because she is now very old. That is nice. He is a very fierce dog. And bigger than even me. 

So Maggie will be all safe. His eyes are different colours. I do not know why. 

Sometimes my leg is sore too. Not all the time. Just some time. Just like Craig's not so very good shoulder.  Ha. Good for us. 

Zita is going out to dinner tonight. With her lady friends. 

She did not go last night. Because it was the wrong night. Ha. Too bad for her.

Emmet is very busy studying. For his university. He does not go there today. Just all the other days. 

Niamh is going to talk to another university. On the telephone. Because her computer can not understand their computers. That is silly.

Lots of Niamh's dance a lot friends came to our house. After school. To visit me. 

We went for a nice walk before it went all dark. That is when the wolves hide in the bushes. And jump out and try to eat you all up. 

It is better to go for your nice walk when it is all sunshiney outside. 

Then they all went to the make yourself all tired and smelly store. I do not know why. Oh well.

Zita went to the way too small office after lunch. 

I got in trouble. This afternoon. Too much barking. At the litte snow machines. Oh well. 

Tonight Craig and Emmet are going to eat all by themselves. Zita and Niamh are going out to have delicious dinners with their friends. 

Craig and Emmet are going to have own made hamburgers. With cheese on top. I will guard them. Maybe there will be extra cheese. Maybe. 

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Eighty Six

It was a nice day. Zita and I had a nice long walk this morning.

Then we had our toasts. I did not get so much toasts today. 

I had a sick tummy today. Because I eat snow. 

I always get a sick tummy when I eat snow. Or even nice tasty ice cubes. I should not eat snow. Oh well.

Craig took Emmet to his nice university after lunch. I helped move the cars. It is not a hard job. It is just a nice job. 

Then I get to sit in the car and watch everything. To make sure everything is all right. That is good.

Zita had to talk to the rascal ladies all morning. On the telephone. I guarded her. All morning. Good for me.

Last night Craig and Zita read Niamh's important story. It was very good. She is a way good story writer. 

Her story made Zita laugh. That is good. 

Laughing is good for your tummy. Not like snow. Oh well. 

Niamh had to get up and all wake in the middle of the night. Because her story broke and she had to fix it.

I do not know why it broke. Maybe it was the squirrels. She was still way too all asleep to tell me. Oh well.

I hate squirrels. It is known.

Emmet is going to write a not so long story all about a way old battle. With boats. On the giant oceans. Way way far away in India. 

They are not Viking boats. That is good. Vikings are too scary. They have giant axes. To chop you all up. Oh dear. That is not so nice. 

Zita is going out for tasty desserts tonight. And coffees. With her lady friends. That is nice. 

I will guard everybody else. Right here in my comfy house. Ha. Good for me. 

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Eighty Five

It was only a cold day today. Not a way too cold day. Like yesterday. That is good.

Zita and I went for a nice walk. Then we had three toasts for our breakfast. Ha. Good for me.

We had a nice quiet day. We were up late last night. Helping Niamh with her important story. For today. 

But today her teacher was too busy to take them. That is not right. 

At his nice university my friend Emmet is taking a class all about animals. Even turkeys. Ha. And dogs too. That is good. 

Maybe they will have a picture of me. That would be nice.

Emmet could write a very long story all about me. All about how very brave I am. And fierce. And happy. Ha. That would be a way good story.

After lunch Craig went and got Niamh from dance a lot school. Because Zita was very busy with the rascal ladies again. 

And then he went to get Emmet from his nice university. 

He went to the give you your food when you are still in your car store. 

He got a big box of too many chips. To keep him company. At the university. While he waited. He told me. Ha. That is silly.

When Niamh got home she had an until you are all wrinkly bath. Ha. 

So Zita and I went for a nice walk. Then I had a nap in front of the bathroom door. To guard her. Good for me. 

The present man brought us a new program. To watch at night. In the den. All about detectives on a little island in way far away Scotland. 

I do not know if they can speak like us in those way far away islands. 

Craig's way old uncles lived there. He could not understand them so much. Oh well. 

His uncle Festus had his very own newspaper. That is good. 

It is those islands where they make Zita's Scotsmen drink. And play the bagpipes all the time. And have giant swords. And way furry cows. With big big horns. Ha. Those are silly islands

It is because they only can have porridge for their breakfast. Not tasty toasts. With special jam. Like me. Ha. Too bad for them. 

Zita made our way special dessert tonight. All cooked peaches and brown sugar. Ha. 

Because we are having an all used dinner. Because the refrigerator was all too full. Oh dear. Oh well. 

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Eighty Four

It is a way too cold day outside. We had to be all bundled up before we could go outside.  

We were all up early. Except for Craig.

Then everybody left the warm house. Except Craig. And me.

We had a fat sticky bun for our breakfast. Craig did not even ask my friend Emmet if he could have one. Oh dear. That is not right. 

I got a special piece of toast. Because I only like toasts for our breakfast. 

Craig had to write a story for our nice Queen. I stayed in the den to help. I was a big help. 

We only played catch the ball a bit. Because of the way too cold. Oh well.

My comfy bed is back. Ha. I had a nice nap in the cosy kitchen. After lunch. It does not smell like me though. Oh well. It will. Ha. 

Emmet's nice professor was sad today. Because his old friend died. He was a professor too. In way way far away India. 

Because people were not very nice to him. Even in the government. Oh dear. That is not a nice government. They need brand new rascals. It is known. 

That is why his nice professor lives in our country now. Because we always get new rascals. Ha. Good for us.

Zita helped Niamh with her very long story last night. For a long time. Then Niamh was not so sad. That is good. But they were way tired. 

Hard thinking makes you tired. It is known. 

Craig and I had a cheese toasty for our lunch. I like cheese toasties. A lot.

Then we had bagel toasts for our extra lunch. When Zita and Emmet came home. Good for me. I got two lunches. Ha. 

When Zita came home from the way too small office she had to go to the make me beautiful store. She almost forgot. Oh dear. 

Craig's mother always forgets. She always thinks I am a boy. That is silly. 

I go to the make me beautiful store. Boys do not go there. Ha. Too bad for her. 

When Zita got home we only went for a very little walk. Because of the way too windy cold. Before our dinner. 

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Eighty Three

Our friend Miss Julia drove Niamh to her too early practice dance a lot today.

But then Niamh called us. Because she was way sad. Oh dear. 

Her teacher forgot to tell them about how to write their very long stories. 

She was very very sad. I could not go to help her. I can not drive the cars. Dogs can not drive cars. Oh well. Too bad for us. 

Dogs can put their head out the window and have very flappy ears. People can not do that. They would just all crash. Ha. Too bad for them. 

Now Niamh has a big lot of more work to do. Writing even more. So she was way sad.

When Zita was writing to Niamh I knew that everything was not just nice and right. I can tell. By looking at everybody. Because I am a way good guarding dog. Dogs know these things. All by ourselves. Ha. 

I sat right beside Craig when Zita talked to Niamh. On her telephone. I did not move at all. Not even my tail. 

Then it was all right again. I could tell. I could leave Craig and Zita and look out the watching window. Craig made more too much coffee.

Niamh can fix her important story all up. Craig and Zita and Emmet will help. I will keep her all cosy warm. Then she will not be sad. That is right. It is my job. 

People with dogs do not have to be all sad. Dogs make people happy. It is our job. 

Cats do not make people happy. They just sleep when everybody is all awake. Silly cats.

My comfy bed had to go into the clean clothes machine. Because Zita said it was smelly. I like it just like that. Oh well. 

People like things all spic and span. Even me. Oh well.

Craig had a bath last night. Now he does not smell so nice. Just smells all soapy clean. Oh well.

Our friend Kirian came this afternoon to move all the too much snow away. That is nice. 

We can not play catch the ball when my side yard is all full of snow. That is why it is good Mister Kirian takes the snow all away. 

It is not a way good day for my friend Niamh. After her dance a lot school she was all frozen into just a stick. And could not walk to our house. 

Because of the way too much windy cold.

So Zita got her. In the toasty all warm gold big car. It was all warm because Zita got Emmet from his nice university. So he would not be all frozen too. 

When you are all frozen you can not start all by yourself. Just like the car. Ha. 

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Eighty Two

It is Sunday. Craig had a long stay in bed sleep in. 

Zita and I did not. Ha. 

Zita read Niamh's very long story. So that it would be beautiful. 

Then we went for a nice walk. It is very cold today. Again. Oh well. 

Then Zita went to Mister Kettleman's tasty bagel store. 

When she got home Zita told me that it was my job to get my friend Niamh out of her comfy bed. Ha. That is a good job. It is not so hard. 

Then we had our nearly a lunch. That We had lots of brand new even still hot bagels. And special bagel cheese. I did not get any. Oh well. 

Craig made the too much coffees. 

Emmet is still changing old Latin words into our English worlds. Oh well.

Miss Lilly came over to read Niamh's long essay. That was nice.

A man came to my house to take away lots of music machines. That is good. 

But he brought others back in. From his car. They well all black. Again. Now they are in the den. I do not know why. Craig is silly. 

After lunch Craig and Zita went to the not for so much money breakfast store. But not for breakfast. It was way too late. Too bad for them. 

They bought a big box tasty sticky buns for Emmet. 

They are his favourite. For late late at night snacks. 

When I am all fast asleep. But I can hear him. In the kitchen. When he makes his Irish tea. Ha. Good for me. 

They bought some nice pillows for Craig's mother too. To make her room all nice. 

Zita and I went out for a little walk before our dinner. It is still windy cold. I got ice on all my face. 

Because I like to smell the hilly snow. To see what is all inside. Oh well. 

We watched a new detective story last night. It was not so funny as the other detective programs. Too bad for us. 

Maybe we will watch a nice happy show tonight. 

Yesterday Zita put my cosy duvet in the washing the clothes machine. Now it is all back.

Zita will put it on the comfy bed. Because it is all spic and span again. She told me. 

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Eighty One

I was up until late last night. I had to wait for Niamh and her friend Miss Georgie to come home. It is my job.

Miss Georgie had her nice sleep here last night. Because she lives too far away. She had to get up early so she could go and teach dance a lot at her dancing place. 

Niamh went back to bed. Ha.

Craig had to go in the silver little car to his old friend's breakfast. Because it was all windy snow last night. Again.

I helped move the cars. I was a big help. That is good.

My friend Mister Kirian came to take away all the too much snow. 

He did not need my help. I was a bit sad. I am a good snow helper. It is known. 

Emmet is changing all the old Latin words into English words. For his stories. 

There are no punics in the story.  Oh well. That is not so interesting. Too bad for him. Emmet and I like the punics. They have giant elephants. Ha. 

Niamh has lots and lots of do it at home work. Oh well. It is not so nice out. That is a good time for do it at home work. 

There were awful squirrels on my trees this afternoon. 

Squirrels should all go away in the winter. Like my friends the ducks. Maybe they would forget how to come back. Maybe.

Craig sent a picture of a castle to cousin Orlaith. People can even buy it. It is not so far from her nice university. 

She said it would be warmer than her university. Oh dear. 

Her nice university is way way old. Right by the giant ocean. Maybe we should send her a nice cosy duvet. Just like mine. 

Mister Kirian and Craig and Emmet had Irish tea and cookies. And talked a lot. I had a nice nap. On my own bed. Ha.

Then Niamh and I went for a nice walk. We saw my friend Zita. On the street. She was very busy. I could not help. Too bad for me. 

After I had my dinner Craig watched a hockey game and a football game. All at the same time. That is silly. 

I had to remind him that it was my dinner time. A lot. I did not starve. That is good. 

After our nice walk Niamh went to a new place to do lots of work just to make you all tired. I do not know why. Oh well.

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Eighty

I had a nice quiet day. Sometimes nice quiet days are all just right. 

Miss Julia drove Niamh to their dance a lot school this morning. In the white little car. They did not get lost. That is good. 

So Zita and I went for our nice walk early. It was way cold day outside. 

We did not stay outside way too long. Just a bit of a nice walk. That is good. 

I did wear my special keep me warm coat today. Zita wore her inside out sheep gloves. She was still too cold. Oh dear. 

When we got home Craig and Zita had toasts. Me too. Just thin toasts today. Oh well. 

Then Zita went to bring all our newspapers to all the nice stores on the busy street. 

I stayed home and guarded Craig and Emmet. All by myself. Ha. 

It is not so hard to guard Craig and Emmet. They just read their interesting books. And write lots of big stories. 

And Emmet makes big bowls of pasta. For his lunch. 

We had a cheese toasties for lunch. Just Craig and me. Ha.

Then I just watched out my watching window. To make sure everything is all right. It is my job. 

I am a very good watcher. That is why I get lots of treats. 

Last night Niamh went to bed even before dinner. She had a used pizza for her dinner. 

She was way tired. Because she did not sleep the other night. Too busy. 

Now her dance a lot friend can go to her nice university. If she wants. That is good. 

Niamh and Miss Georgie are going out to dinner. At the nearly no money restaurant. 

I cannot go. I do not have any money. 

Dogs do not get money. We get tasty treats. And way comfy duvets. Ha. And people to take care of. Good for us. 

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Seventy Nine

We had a very busy day.

Last night Niamh did not sleep in her own comfy bed. She went out way late. 

She was awake all night. At her other friend's house. 

They had to help one of her dance a lot friends write to all the nice universities. Before today started. That is good. 

It took a long long time. It is nice to have friends. When you need help. It is known. She will be very all tired tonight. I will keep her feet all comfy warm. 

Zita had another meeting this morning. An eat your breakfast at a restaurant meeting. That is silly. 

So we only went for a little walk this morning.

Craig and I had cheese toastys for our breakfast. By ourselves. Instead of toasts. That is good. 

When Zita got home we shoveled all the snow away. For the newspapers. I was a big help.

I can push the snow way far away. With my nose. Ha. Good for me. Then I am a bit soggy. Oh well. 

Today is the day all our newspapers come. In the very big truck. I did not bark at the nice men. Not even once. Ha. Good for me.

When all the nice men where here I learned how to open our back door. All by myself. It is not so hard. Ha. 

Now I can be a big help. Even more. Ha. Good for me. Zita was way surprised. Craig too. Ha.

We had even more blow all around snow. Last night. Oh well. Mister Kirian came to take it all away. I barked at him. I forgot I he was my friend. He had a hat on. Oh well. 

Lots of people came to get our newspapers. To give to all their friends. I did not bark so much at them today. That is good.

Zita and I went for our nice walk this afternoon. All the way to the our very busy street. 

We went to the bank store. The one where they give nice polite dogs tasty treats. 

I always get treats. Sometimes two. Ha. Good for me. 

Emmet is very busy. He has to learn all new old Latin words. And remember them. Oh well. 

We watched the old detectives last night. I guarded everybody. On the comfy rug. In the den. Ha. 

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Seventy Eight

We had lots of windy snow yesterday. Even last night. When I was all fast asleep. Oh dear. 

The giant throw the snow away machines came on my street last night. I nearly did not bark at them at all. Good for me.

Zita drove Niamh to her dance a lot school and Emmet to his nice university. It is a not so nice day outside. Snowy hills. In everybody's way. Me too. Oh well. 

We only went for a little nice walk this morning. Because it is way slippy under the lots of blowing around snow.

Then we had our toasts and Zita had to write to the rascal ladies. Again. I helped.

After lunch she had to go to our nice dentist. Then she had go to more important meetings with the rascal ladies.  

I stayed here to guard Craig. He was busy reading more stories. For our nice Queen. 

Craig and I had a toasty cheesey for our lunch. Toasty cheeses are my favourite. 

We had toasts in bed last night. Ha. That is good. 

I do not know why. Just sometimes. Not all the time. Oh well.

After our lunch my friend Mister Kirian came to take the snow away from my side yard. And our patio. And the silver little car. That is good.

Then he came in for lots of coffees to get all nice and warm again. He and Craig talked a lot. All about lots of things. Oh well. 

I had a little nap. Beside Craig. So I know where he is. All the time. So he does not get lost. Or stolen all away. 

He said I was the best when company visits dog in the world. That is true. 

Mister Kirian borrowed a very interesting book. All about long ago. It does not have many pictures. Oh well.

Emmet got two new books all about way way old and way far away Ireland.

The present man brought them. They are not secret presents. They are not for his nice university. They are just for him. 

We are having pasta tonight. Everybody likes pasta. I do not get pasta. Oh well. I get frozen peas. 

Then I get to play the frozen pea game with Zita. Ha. I always win that game. Good for me. 

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Seventy Seven

It was a bit all windy snow today. I stayed in my cosy house this morning.

Craig did not go to the giant office today. Because his friend had another important meeting. And because of the windy snow. Maybe another day he said.

My friend Niamh was in the big newspaper. With lots of beautiful pictures. Even of Niamh. I saw them. 

It was because of the way special beautiful dance. Ha. That is good. 

She is going to wear Miss Rachel's cover you whole arm gloves. Ha. That is good.

Zita drove Emmet to his all day at his nice university day. Before she went way downtown to talk to the new rascal ladies.

When Emmet came home was very happy. His new professor told stories all about giant windy rain and frogs. 

Emmrt says he tells very funny stories. That is good. I like happy stories too. 

Zita said I can not play with the frogs. Maybe I might squish them. Oh dear. Oh well. Too bad for them.

When Zita got home she said we can go for nice walks again because my sore leg is perfect now. 

Craig said he is perfect too. He always tells everybody that. 

I do not think it is true. He can not walk so well. And he can not sing so well. Not like me. 

And he has to use the go fast chair.

The go fast chair is not so fast in the snow. Not as fast as me. Or Zita. 

He will get all stuck. Just like a car. Ha. Ha too bad for him. 

The take you away truck will have to come and bring him home. All frozen into ice. Ha. 

We did not have any tasty peanut butter sandwiches for lunch today. I do not know why.  

Zita gave me smelly cheese before we went for our just a little walk. We have to take it easy Zita said. That is good. 

Then Zita pushed all the nasty snow away from our cars. I was a big help. It is known. 

We got even more all black music machines last night. From just around the corner. Where I go for my nice walks. 

I do not know why we got to them. We have lots of music machines. Nearly everywhere. I like the nice music. Not the too loud music. 

Niamh and I like the fly like a swan music from dance a lot. Good for us.

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Seventy Six

I had a very busy day.

Zita and I got up early. To take Niamh to her special dance a lot practice. 

But she could not go. Niamh had a sick tummy and sore eyes. Oh dear. I took care of her. All day.

Zita says I am the best nurse dog ever. That is true.

Then Zita could not open the gold big car's doors. Or Craig's silver little car either. They were just all full of ice. Because it is all cold again. Oh dear.

Zita got a special bottle from Craig's big lots of drawers box. She put it all over the doors. And they opened all up. Ha. 

But not Craig's door. He could not get in his little car. Oh dear. That is not right.

He had to get another different bottle. And then it opened. After a while. 

Zita drove Emmet to his nice university. Not Craig. Because the gold big car was all toasty warm. That is good.

The silver little car was still getting all better. Cars to not like the way too cold so much. 

When Craig goes to the giant office the silver little cars gets to sit in the very warm basement until all the snow is all melted away. That is good.

Zita had to go downtown to the way too small rascal ladies office. Even before her nice lunch. Oh dear

I stayed here to guard Craig. And to keep my friend Niamh's feet all nice and warm. 

She had to write more of her story. When she got out of her bed. 

It is easy to get all better if your feet are not all frosty cold. It is known. 

Craig was reading for the nice Queen again. In the den. With his too much coffee.

Craig is selling some make music boxes. For real money. Ha. They are not very beautiful. Ha. That is good. 

Zita brought them up from the all full of big big shelves all filled up to very the top room. In the basement. 

I do not go in that room. The shelves are too too full. They will all fall over and squish me. 

Emmet said dragons live there. That is not true. Dragons live in Wales. With Professor Alex. It is known. Ha. Too bad for Emmet. 

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Seventy Five

We had a nice sleep in today. Because it is Sunday.

It is an all windy rain day. We did not go for a nice walk. Oh well. 

I do not like the rain so much. I get all soggy and have to get all dry as a chip before I can leave the kitchen. Too bad for me. 

Craig and I played catch the ball. In the windy rain. I got all soggy. Oh well.

We had real own made pancakes for our lunch. That is good. And giant flat bacon. 

Sometimes I get little pieces. If Craig makes tasty bacon sandwiches for our lunch.

Niamh went to the learn how to dance the way old dances. All afternoon. 

For the extra special beautiful dance night. With the all the way to your toes beautiful dresses. And the cover your whole arm gloves. And very shiny beautiful shoes. Ha. Good for us. 

Niamh and Zita and I like beautiful clothes. Craig and Emmet just like warm clothes. And cosy socks. Oh well.

You have to pay lots and lots and lots of real money to go to the extra special dance night. 

Niamh does not have to pay. That is good.

She did not have to go so far away. Just beside nice Mister Nicastro's smelly cheese store. That is good.

My friend Lee came over this afternoon. So Emmet could help her with her way old Latin homework. That is good. Emmet is a good teacher. 

Zita went out to drink coffee with her friend from Mister Saint Paul's university. And go to buy tasty food for our dinners. All week.

Craig just watched the football game. Too bad for him. 

He cleaned some of the way old dangerous knives. But not too much. Because they are way old. Even older than Craig. Ha. 

I guarded everybody. And watched the windy rain out my watching window. I do not like windy rain so much. It is known. 

Maybe we will watch the old detectives on the television tonight. Or have a nice sleep. Ha. Good for us. 

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Seventy Four

I did not go for a nice walk this morning. Because I have to rest my leg. Oh dear. I helped move the cars. Ha that is good. It is my favourite job. 

Craig had to use the silver little car to go to his old friends breakfast. Because it is raining outside. That is silly. It is winter. It is not even so cold. That is not right. 

He came home. He did not get lost. That is good. 

Niamh went all fast asleep last night. Early. She did not go out with her dance a lots friends. She was way tired. Because of the special dancing. 

Emmet went to bed early too. His head was sore because of the speaking old Latin all the time. Oh dear.

Craig had a bath. Oh well. I do not like that so much. Oh well. 

There was something strange in the kitchen last night. 

I had to get Zita to tell her. After we went to bed. It was only old pillows. They were not so dangerous. That was good. 

I am a way good guarding dog. Zita said so. 

This morning our friend Mister Kirian came to have Irish tea and toast with Zita and Emmet. And to take away all the snow. That is good. 

The way wet snow will be just all slippy ice all over everything. If you do not take it all away. 

Then everybody will just all fall down on their bottoms. And not be able to get up. And they will stay there forever. Even maybe me too. Or dear. 

So Mister Kirian took it all away from our patio and our own sidewalk. And the little keep the garbage safe house. That is good. 

Niamh has to write stories for all the nice universities. So they will say that she can go to their nice university and maybe give her real money. Ha. 

They should just ask everybody's nice dog. They will know if their friends should go to that nice university. 

They never ask dogs all about people. And we know people the very best. Because we are dogs. Too bad for them. 

Niamh helped me up on to her very high comfy bed. I stayed with her. When she wrote her stories. 

I was a big help. Her feet did not get cold at all. Ha. Good for me. 

Zita cleaned all under the comfy big bed. With the noisy machine. 

We found way way way old dangerous knives. From far far way. From soldiers. 

Even one from Craig's way way way old uncle. 

He was a Scotsman soldier. He worked for the old old nice Queen. In far away way too hot places. He is dead now. Oh well. Maybe he knows old colonel George. Maybe 

Craig has to clean them all spic and span. That is good. 

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Seventy Three

I had a nice quiet day. I am not sore today. I am just a bit too tired. 

I had lots of nice naps. Being sore makes you tired. Craig told me. It is true.

I did not go for a nice walk today. It is a time for a nice rest for me day. Oh well. 

Zita had to take Niamh and Miss Julia to the dance a lot school way early today. I stayed in the big bed to keep Craig all comfy too.

We had the big and crunchy toasts today. When Zita got home. That is good. 

I have a nice comfy bed. In the kitchen. And my own just for me blanket. 

It is a present from my friends Miss Gracie and Mister Elliot. They are very nice dogs from far away.

Zita had to go to the way too small office today. A new lady is going to work there. To help everybody.

Then Craig and Zita went to Niamh's dance a lot school. To see Niamh dance. There were lots of special dances. My friend Niamh was in two special dances.

Craig said she was the star. She was the beautiful princess in the last dance. That is right. 

I stayed in our house to guard my friend Emmet. He is studying way old Roman again. And reading all about all the people who live beside a way way far away ocean. 

Emmet says oceans are very scary because that is where the giant whales live. Emmet does like oceans so much. The bottoms are too far away. It is known.

We are going to have tasty pizzas for our dinner tonight. From the way way cheesy pizza store. 

My friend Niamh came home. Right after school. She had little nap. Before our tasty pizza. Special dances make you very tired. 

Nice Mister Martin gave us lots and lots of tickets to the hockey games. For all our fiends. 

He is a nice man. He does not like hockey so much. Good for us. 

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Seventy One

I fell down this morning. After my nice walk. In my own house. Oh dear.

I hurt my leg. Everybody came to help me. Even my friend Emmet came up fast from the scary basement. That was nice. 

I had a nice long nap on the big comfy bed. To keep my friend Zita company. When she had to talk to all the rascal ladies. 

I had the nice nap because I was a bit way too sore. I had all the comfy pillows. Ha.

Craig has nice naps when he is way too sore. Me too. That is good. 

I am going to see my nice Doctor next week. Sometimes my leg makes a noise. Just like Craig's shoulders. Too bad for us. 

Zita says we are going to get some do not slip and fall rugs. Just for me. In the slippy hall. That is good.

I have to have some quiet days. So my leg will get all better again. Zita said so. Oh well. 

Miss Rachel came over to my house last night. To visit my friend Emmet. Before she went back to the be a doctor university. In way far away Ireland. 

She brought Emmet his favourite chocolates. You can not buy them here. Only way over there. 

Emmet went to his brand new class. This afternoon. All about the giant oceans way over there. Past way far away. Craig drove him to his nice university.

Zita and I had to work. 

I helped Zita move the cars this afternoon. She helped me get in to the gold big car. Because of my sore leg. That is nice. 

A big pointy pice of ice broke a hole in the front of the gold big car. Not a big hole. Just a nearly little hole. Oh dear. That is not right.

The way way loud take all the snow away machine was on my street last night. With all the loud giant trucks. They woke everybody up. 

Niamh and Emmet too. I did not bark at all. I cannot bark at the take the snow away machines. Or they will be scared and not take the snow all away. Emmet told me. 

Then we will not be able to leave the house and we will have no tasty food to eat.  Oh dear. That is why I did not bark. Even once. 

I just growled at them. It was not so loud. That is good. 

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Seventy

It is a not so cold day today. I did not have to wear my keep me all nice and warm coat today. 

It has shiny stripes so everybody can see me at night. And scare the fierce wolves all away. That is good.

Zita and I went for a nice little long walk before we had our toasts. 

And Craig and I played catch the ball twice.

The present man brought new books for Emmet. For his university. And a secret Merry Christmas time present. From far way. It was late. Oh well.

Now he has another present. It is a tshirt with a way way old God on it. 

Today is nearly an all day at the university day for Emmet. 

Craig watched a scary program last night. On the television. I was too busy to watch. Zita and I went to bed early. I kept her all cosy. Good for us. 

I do not like way scary programs. With scary people with wings. That is not right. 

Then I had to make the bed all comfy warm for Craig it is my job. 

Emmet went to bed early too. Lots of very important meetings make you tired. 

If you go to lots and lots and lots of meetings you get so tired you have to retire. Just like Craig.

But then the nice Queen says you have to come back. Because now their meetings are not so interesting. Too bad for him. 

Niamh finished all her writing last night. Then she and her dance a lot friends went to Mister Horton's not very expensive coffee store. 

Emmet's nice university has lots of those stores. Because when you are at university you do not have so much money. It is known. Just lots of big interesting books instead. 

Zita had lots of work to do. For our little newspaper. All afternoon. I guarded her from the noisy take the too much snow away machines. It is my job.

Then we went for our nice walk. Before the dangerous all dark outside came.

Craig was reading more for our nice Queen. Because she to too busy waving at everybody. It is her job. Good for her. She has little dogs. Oh well. 

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Sixty Nine

It is still way too cold outside. Even with my keep me all warm coat. Too bad for me.

Zita and I had a nice short walk. Then we came back to our cosy warm house. I had cold feet. 

Craig and I did not play throw the ball today. Because of the way too cold. Too bad for me.

Emmet was way busy today. He had a meeting with a nice professor all about his next nice university. 

Where he can learn even more all about the way old Gods. And all their friends. And talk to them in way old Latin. That is nice.

Then Professor Jill came over to talk to Emmet. All about how to write his long stories short. To make more beautiful stories. They had lots of tea. That is nice.

All the nice people at our big just for our neighbourhood building want my friend Niamh to come and work for them. She used to work there. Emmet too. 

That is nice. Everybody wants my friend Niamh to work for them. She will only work with nice people. It is known. 

Craig was writing and writing for the nice Queen. All morning. Even at lunchtime. Oh dear. 

We had tasty bagels with hot cheese. Zita made them for us. Craig can only make peanut butter sandwiches. Ha. Too bad for us.

Last night Zita's sad movie was sad. It was about a lady who moved from way far away Ireland across the giant ocean. Just like she did. 

The lady was sad. Because she was not at home. Then she got nice friends and was all happy. Just like Zita. 

Zita did not have a way nice dog like me in way far away Ireland. Now she does. 

It is me. Ha. Good for us. It is known.

We went for a little nice walk. Before our dinner. I got ice in my feet. That is not nice. Oh well.

We are having pasta for our dinner. Niamh and Emmet love pasta. But Emmet only likes cheese on his pasta. Nothing else. 

We got new programs to watch on the television. From our friend nice Mister Tom. That is good. Even new detectives. Ha. Good for us. And Mister Tom 

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Sixty Eight

It is the back to everything day. Because Merry Christmas time is all gone.

Zita drove Niamh to her dance a lot school this morning. Early. Because of the way too cold.

Zita and I only went for a little little nice walk. My feet were very cold. And I wore my keep me warm coat. So we only went just around my block. Ha.

Zita was all too cold too. So we had big crunchy toasts. Ha. Good for us. 

Today Zita had lots of people to talk too. All the rascal ladies. I was a big help. On my own just for me duvet. 

Craig was reading lots and lots. For our nice Queen. In the den. By himself.

Then my friend Emmet had to go to buy his books for his brand new classes. At his university. They did not have all of them. Oh well. 

Emmet is going to ask the computer to get them for him. That is good. The present man will bring them to our house. That is good.

Zita went to the fix your body all up lady this afternoon. So she won't be all too sore. 

Craig and I had peanut butter cookies for lunch. Now they are all gone. Because Merry Christmas time is all gone. Too bad for us.

Zita is gong out tonight. With her lady friends. To see a sad movie. That is not right. 

You should only watch nice happy movies. With big brave dogs. Helping everybody to be all safe and way happy. Just like me. Ha.

We had used Chinese food last night. Nothing dropped on to my floor. Too bad for me. Oh well.

We did not watch any detectives last night. Everybody was too busy. Because today is the back to everything day. Oh well. Too bad for us.

Zita and I did not go for a nice walk before our dinner. It was way too cold. I did not mind. I had cheese on my dinner instead.

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Sixty Seven

Craig had a way long sleep in today. And Zita had to talk to Auntie Eileen. In way far away Ireland. 

So Zita and I did not go on our nice walk until late. Too bad for for me.

When we got home we made our special own made dessert. But we had it for our lunch. I do not know why.

Oh dear. Merry Christmas time is all finished. We took all the beautiful decorations away. We put them in the giant box. Oh dear.

I helped. 

And then Zita took the Merry Christmas time tree outside. Oh dear. Our living room is all empty now. 

I do not like that. 

I like Merry Christmas time. And our cheese parties. And all the good smells. And the secret presents Too bad for us.

Zita and Niamh took lots and lots of snow away. From our driveway. After lunch. 

The television told Zita that is is going to be way cold tonight. Too cold to go outside to take away the too much snow. Ha. Now it is all done already. Good for us.

My friend Emmet had to get his special picture taken. For the little go far away books. Emmet has two little books. Zita and Niamh have two books.

Craig only has one. Too bad for him. 

If you have two little books you can go to the very very old universities in way far away. All by yourself. Ha. Nobody will say no. Ha. That is good. 

They have very old books in those universities. Emmet told me. With lots of beautiful pictures. Drawn on the insides. By way old church people. That is nice. I like pictures. 

Niamh is still looking at nice far away universities. 

I will not be able to guard her if she is not in our house. Oh dear. That is not right.

We had tasty Chinese food last night. Some fell right on me. Ha. That is good. I like Chinese food. 

Our friend Mister Peter came over. He is going to fix things. He is going to make the bathroom in the scary basement all beautiful. 

He has been a friend for a long long time. He is nearly retired too. Just like Craig. But he does not have any hair. Oh well.

Day One Thousand Two Hundred and Sixty Six

We had a very quiet day.

Craig and Zita had to find all the same socks. In two giant boxes. I helped. 

It was not a very fun game. I had to wait for ever to play catch the ball. Too bad for me.

Then we had toasts. Only one toasts today. Too bad for me.

This afternoon Niamh and Zita had to look at all the universities. On the computer. To see if they are nice universities. 

Like Emmet's nice university. But not here.

That took a long long time. I had a nice nap. On my comfy in the kitchen bed. 

We are going to get Chinese tasty food tonight. Zita and Niamh will go to the way way little restaurant.

Where they make the tasty food. It is not so far away. It is not all downtown. 

They will put all the food in big big bags. And bring it home for us. Not for me. Oh well. 

Sometimes tasty Chinese food falls on the floor. Ha. Good for me. Maybe.

This afternoon Zita and Professor Jill went to talk to Mister God. At our big church. 

I do not have to out go to talk to Mister God. Because I am a dog. I just talk to Mister Saint Newton. And Mister God knows. It is known. 

Jame and I did not go to our big church. We had to guard our houses. It is our job. 

I have lots of jobs. I get the big bed all comfy warm for Craig and Zita. In the winter. It is a good job. It is not so hard. 

And everyday I have to watch out the watching window. To guard our house. And my family. 

Sometimes they are not here for me to guard. They do not listen to me so much. I do not like that. Too bad for me. 

Sometimes if someone is a bit sick I am the very best nurse. I stay right on the bed with them and that makes them all better. Ha. Good for me.

Guarding all our beautiful vegetables in our own garden is my job. It is a way hard job. Because of the awful squirrels and the silly bunny.