Day One Thousand One Hundred and Thirteen

It is not a way too hot day. We had to get up early. So Zita could drive Niamh to the nice remember everything doctor.

We had toasts when she got home. That is good.

Zita had to go to the way too small office for a meeting. With people from far away. They will drink lots of too much coffees. That is what you do when you go to meetings. 

Craig used to go to meetings all the time. He dank lots of too much coffee. Then there was no coffee left. That is why he retired. And he is old. Ha.

Zita rode her go fast bicycle to the downtown.

Orlaith had a long sleep in today. Then we went on a nice walk. In the not so much too hot day. 

A man came to visit Craig. He wanted Craig to buy a sword. Craig said we had lots of even more fierce swords. He is going to come back with more old music machines. Oh well.

Niamh and I had a nice rest in the side yard this afternoon. Because it is not way too hot today. That is good. 

I am going to guard the house tonight. All by myself. After dinner.

Niamh is going to look after some little girls. For real money. So she can buy some apples. She should eat green beans. Like me. I do not have to buy green beans. We grow them all by ourselves. Ha. 

And Zita and Craig and Emmet and Orlaith are going to a cheese party. In a garden. At Miss Rachel's going to be a doctor house.

Everybody has to be spic and span. With all clean clothes. It is known.

Miss Rachel is going to way far away Ireland pretty soon. Emmet will not have to get up early for tasty breakfasts. When she is in way far away. Oh well.

Cousin Orlaith is going back to way far away Ireland too. To go to her nice university. 

Not the same university as Miss Rachel. A different university.

Not in Dublin. That is where Zita's mother and father's house is. With the giant garden. With an little all glass house. Just for tasty vegetables.  They live on the nice side of the river. 

I will guard the house when everybody is not here. Just me. 

We got brand new door handles. For the side door. The nice man came back after his dinner and fixed the door all perfect. That is good. He had free coffee. 

We had lots of pizza last night. For our dinner.  Everybody laughed all the time. They did not eat up their tasty pizza right away. They just laughed. And talked. A lot. 

I like pizza. I would eat it all up right away. Oh well. 

Day One Thousand One Hundred and Twelve

We had another way too hot day.  

Zita and I had a nice early walk. That is good.

Zita and Niamh and Orlaith went up to the Mahoney's other house. Beside the beautiful big lake. In the gold big car. I did not go. I had to guard our not hot at all house. All by myself.

They are all going swimming in the big lake. The lake is all warm. Like a nice big bath tub. Because of the way too hot. 

Zita told me that there is not even one nasty shark in the lake. Or giant whales. That is good. Only very little fish. 

Sharks are very dangerous. They eat anything. Even swimming in the water people. Oh dear. They should only eat squirrels. Ha. 

Niamh does not like even little fish. Oh well.

Craig went to get Emmet at his other nice doctor. I was here all by myself. 

I watched out my window. I did not see anything not right. That is good. I had a little nap. On the comfy rug in the living room. Good for me. 

Craig could not fix our side door. Oh dear.  

A man came to look at our door. It is all broken. He had to go back to his store to find brand new handles. For the broken door. Better handles for Craig. 

Easy to open the door handles. Because of his not so good anymore for throwing the ball shoulders. That is good. 

When Zita and Niamh and Orlaith come back from the big lake they are going to the fat nice pizza restaurant. To get lots of tasty too much cheese pizzas. To bring back to our house. For our dinner. That is good.

Mister Paul is going to come for dinner too. Before he goes back all the way to way far away England. That is nice. He likes pizza too. 

Day One Thousand One Hundred and Eleven

It was another way way too hot day. We went for a long walk before the way too hot came. You can not walk so far in the too hot. It hurts your feet. It is known.

Craig had to take Niamh to see a nice lady. In the way too hot. All about remember everything exams. For when she goes to a nice university. 

We did not have toasts today. Craig was not here at toasts time. Oh well. 

Craig was way way hot when he got home. The silver little car does not have a make the car all cold machine. Maybe it is too small. Oh well.

He stayed in the den. Where it is nice and cool. We did not play catch the ball so much today. 

Emmet did not go for a nice walk. He just sat on our front steps. Where I could see him. And listened to his little computer. Then he came in. That is good.

Niamh and her dance a lot friend went to the breakfast for not so much money store. To buy stuff for university. Niamh's dance a lot friend goes to a nice university not so far away. In Montreal. 

Niamh got a plant. It is all green. And chocolate. 

Zita and Orlaith went shopping in the way too hot. Oh well. Because sometimes my side door does not work so well. Maybe Craig and Zita can fix it. 

The present man brought Orlaith never used brand new shoes. For the giant party in way far away Ireland. They are all red. Party shoes are always red. It is known. 

I do not know how the present man knew Orlaith was here. And not in way far away Ireland. Maybe it is magic. Like Emmet's way old Gods had. Ha.  Oh well.

Day One Thousand One Hundred and Ten

Zita and I went for another early walk today. We did not see anybody. Because of the way too hot.

We have the make the house all cold machine on. That is good. The floor in my kitchen is all nice and cool. It makes my tummy all cool too. Good for me.

We had toasts today. Just little toasts. We did not have any tasty jam. Oh well. 

Niamh did wake all up until after lunch. Dancing in the new big city makes you all tired. It is known.

Zita and Emmet went to the nasty food hospital to see his nice doctors. After lunch. 

They made inside pictures of my friend Emmet. So they could see if all the nasty holes were all filled up. 

They said he was all beautiful inside. That is good. 

Craig just read his book this afternoon. He is a Viking again. With a special way dangerous sword. I guarded him. He did not get into any trouble today. That is good. 

Mister Paul came for dinner last night. We had own made hamburgers. With cheese. I did not get any. Too bad for me. 

Mister Paul put a make a loud noise machine in the basement. To guard the air. That is silly. Oh well. It is very loud. 

When Emmet came home he had a nice long nap. In his comfy bed. With all his own pillows. That is good.

Going to the nasty food hospital makes you all tired. Even if you have all beautiful insides. It is known.

Niamh was way busy this afternoon. Putting all her clothes in the make your clothes all spic and span machine. Dancing makes your clothes all dirty. And smelly. Ha. 

Tonight we will watch the nice detective. In the den. I will guard everybody. That is good. 

Day One Thousand One Hundred and Nine

Zita and I went for an early walk this morning. Because the television said it was going to be a way too hot day. 

We did not have toasts today. I do not know why. Maybe it is too hot for toasts. Oh dear. I do not like the too hot. 

Zita was very busy this morning. She wrote lots and lots to the rascal ladies. The far away rascal ladies. 

Then Zita went to the gold big car to get my friend Niamh. From the not so very far away aeroport. 

Niamh is all home now. That is good. I chased her all around. Because I was happy she is all back home. It is good to be all home. It is right. 

When Niamh got home she was very hungry. 

She did not eat anything today. So she would not be all sick to her tummy on the aeroplane. Like last time. Oh dear.

So she had lots of treats. The round ones that dogs can not have. Not even way nice ones. Like me. Oh well. 

Our friend Paul is going to come for a tasty dinner tonight. We will cook outside. In the way too hot. 

Emmet did not go for his nice walk today. Because of the too hot. 

It is not nice having a walk when it is way too hot. You can only go on the nice streets with all the big trees. Where it is not too hot for your feet. It is known. 

Zita and my friend Emmet went to the special make the delicious bread store. To buy tasty buns. And special big breads. For our party tonight. Ha. Good for me. 

Orlaith went to Professor Jill's house. Even in the too hot. To make the front garden all beautiful too. That is good.

Day One Thousand One Hundred and Eight

I did not have a nice sleep in today. I had to get up early. To help my friend Emmet. 

Emmet had to get up way early. To have a bath. So he could go to breakfast with Miss Rachel. And smell all beautiful. And be squeaky clean. Ha.

They had good for you croissants. No chocolate. 

Then they talked a lot. All about going to way far away. To go to the be a doctor university. In Dublin. That is where Zita's mommy and daddy live. In way far away Ireland.

Zita and I went for a nice walk. Craig stayed in the comfy bed. To watch the little go fast cars. We did not have toasts today. Too bad for me.

Niamh sent us lots of pictures. On the computer. Pictures of Niamh dancing in front of big buildings. And more pictures of the new big city. At night. That was nice. No pictures of nice dogs. Oh well.

My friend Niamh is coming home tomorrow. That is good. On another aeroplane. So she can sleep in her own comfy bed. That is good.

Professor Jill came over for a visit. On her bicycle. She did not have Jamie or Zoro. Just her. She did not come in the house. 

Zita and Orlaith went to take some not just right clothes back to the nice store. They went in the gold big car. I stayed here to guard Craig and Emmet. 

Emmet had a nice nap. Going to breakfast makes you all tired. If you have holes in you. It is known. 

Emmet and I had nice Mister Kettleman's bagels for our way too late lunch. Good for us.

Last night Zita and I went to our beautiful garden. On the other side of our house. Under the window. In the den. 

I guarded the garden for Zita. She found lots of brand new never used own made green beans. Right in the ground. In our garden. 

I got some. It was a special treat. For scaring all the nasty squirrels all away. So they did not steal all our tasty vegetables. Good for me. Ha.

Day One Thousand One Hundred and Seven

We had a nice quiet day. 

Craig and got up. Before anyone. He and our friend Paul had to go to the old friends breakfast. And talk. 

I went back to sleep. In Craig's place. On the comfy big bed. He has lots of pillows. Ha.

When Zita was all awake we went for a nice walk. It is a nice day for a walk. It is just a little hot today. 

I do not care. The make me beautiful store took all the too much fur away. So I am not a way too hot dog anymore. That is good. 

Zita talked to her sister in way far away Ireland today. For a way long time. On the telephone. 

We got all brand new telephones yesterday. That is nice. Dogs never use telephones. They do not fit dogs so well. Oh well. 

My friend Jamie came over. With Professor Jill. To talk to Zita. They did not come into our house. Just sat on our beautiful patio. Oh well.

Craig's football team won last night. Everybody was surprised. Ha. 

Professor Jill and all the lady Professors went to the football game last night. That is funny. Ha. 

Zita and Orlaith went to the tasty food stores. To fill up the refrigerator. With people food. So they do not all starve to death and blow all alway in the wind. 

Craig and I played catch the ball. That is good. 

It is not a very busy day. Because it is just Saturday.  

Zita went to our big church today. I think Sunday is a holiday for the church. That is good. We can have tasty toasts tomorrow. That is good. 

Orlaith and I went for a nice little walk. Not so far today. Because the television said maybe it was going to be all very loud and noisy windy rain. And lightening. Oh dear. We did not want to be all soggy. 

We will watch television in the den tonight. Altogether. We will watch some more of the nice detective in the way old sad war. 

Day One Thousand One Hundred and Six

I went to the make me beautiful store this morning. My friend Miss Darby was not there. 

She moved to where the giant full of whales ocean lives. She used to live there. When she was little. Oh dear.

There was a new nice lady. She made me all beautiful. And gave me a beautiful yellow scarf. For being a good listener. 

She talked to me all the time. I was not scared. That is good. 

Craig and Zita did not forget me at the make me beautiful store. I do not like being far away from my comfy house. All by myself. I worry that I might get all lost. 

We came back to my comfy house in the gold big car. All of us. I barked a little too much. Again. Oh well.

Then the car had to go to the tire store. One tire is not so very round. Craig said it might be not so good tire. Oh dear. I did not go. 

I was a bit all tired. Going to the make me beautiful store makes me tired. That is why I have a lovely comfy bed. In the nice cold floor kitchen. Ha. Good for me.

Niamh is still in the new big city. At the dance a lot school. It is very too quiet here. That is not right. 

There is a football game tonight. Just up the street. Where our nice give me treats bank is. 

There will be too many cars. All parking the wrong way. The policeman will take them all away. To the car jail. Oh dear. Too bad for them.

The gold car came home. It was all right. All the tires are way round now. That is good.

Day One Thousand One Hundred and Five

PI got up early today. With Craig. Everybody else was all asleep.

He had to go see a new nice doctor. About his nose. Oh well.

I helped move the gold big car. That is good.

When Craig was away Zita and I went for a nice walk. I was not a too much pulling dog today. That is good.

We did not have toasts today. We were too busy. Oh well. 

Last night Orlaith got pictures from Niamh. From the new big city. With all her dance a lot teacher friends. That is good.

Craig took my friend Emmet to see his nice doctor today. That is good. 

He had a nice bath. Before he went to the doctor. So he was all squeaky clean. You have to be all squeaky clean when you go to the doctor. It is the rule.

And wear clean socks. And brush all your teeth. It is known. 

Zita is way busy with all the rascal ladies. It is hard to find them. In the nice summer time. Oh well.

Craig is not all busy. He is just a lawyer. In long long time ago England. He is working for the nice Queen. But it is a secret. He does not have a nice dog. Just an old happy horse. Oh well. 

Orlaith is at Professor Jill's house. To make the garden all beautiful again. That is nice. 

Zoro and Jamie can not help. They can only help in the backyard. Not in the front yard. Because of the cars. And the diggers. Oh well.

I hurt my leg a little today. Just a little. Craig and I will just have a nice rest this afternoon. 

I got in trouble. I had to come home from my nice before my dinner walk. Because I was a too much pulling dog. Oh dear. Oh dear. Too bad for me. 

We tried again later. We had a nice walk. I am not in trouble now. That is good. I do not like to be in trouble. It makes me sad. It is known. 

Day One Thousand One Hundred and Four

Zita and I had to get up early. 

Because we had to make sure Niamh did not forget anything here. She had to go to the aeroport. Niamh always forgets things. Everywhere. It is known.

Niamh is going to the new new city. To learn all brand new dances. She is going to stay in a nice hotel with giant beds. I can not go. 

Craig says dogs get all lost when they go on aeroplanes. 

Then his friend Eamon has to find them. Oh dear. What if I got all lost and Eamon could not find me. Oh dear. That is why I do not go on aeroplanes. Too scary. 

Emmet can not go on aeroplanes either. His nice doctor told him. 

Orlaith was helping my friend Jamie make professor Jill's garden all beautiful. That is good. 

Today is Craig's mother's sing happy birthday day. Craig and Zita  went to her new apartment with secret presents. She is a kabillion years old today. 

I stayed here to guard Emmet. 

Zita washed my comfy bed. It is all fluffy again. That is good. I had a nice nap. After lunchtime. Ha.

Our friend Mister Paul came for a visit. From way far away England. I remembered him. I did not bark so much. Good for me. 

He is going to come for dinner. Maybe we will have a cheese party. I like cheese.

Last night we had our own grown green beans for our dinner. From our beautiful garden. Ha. I had bean treats. 

After our dinner we watched the nice detective from way far away England catch nasty people. Good for us. 

Orlaith and I went for a nice walk. Right before my dinner. 

It is a very nice day for a happy walk. It is known. 

Day One Thousand One Hundred and Three

We did not go for a nice walk this morning. It was a bit all rainy outside. I do not want to be all soggy. 

We had crunchy toasts instead. Ha,

Niamh and Zita went out on their go fast bicycles. To do important things. 

Niamh went to the bank. They could not find some of Niamh's all green money. Oh dear. 

It was not the nice bank that gives nice dogs special tasty treats. It is the loose your money bank. 

Orlaith went to professor Jill's house. To make her garden all beautiful. 

She will see my friends Jamie and Zoro. That is where they live. In the house. Not the garden. Bunnies give in gardens. Ha. 

I stayed here to guard Craig and Emmet. And have a nice nap on my comfy bed. Good for me. 

Zits and Orlaith and I went to the nice bank this afternoon. I got in trouble. I was a too much pulling dog. And not a good listener. Oh dear. 

Sometimes I am not such a good listener. I do not know why. Oh dear. 

I got a nice treat at the bank. 

Zita did not tell them about the too much pulling. That is good. Too much pulling dogs do not get nice treats. Oh dear.

Niamh is going to the new big city tomorrow. Early in the morning. On an aeroplane. To go to a dance a lot school for a little while. Because she won a big dance a lot prize. For being the best dancer. It is known.

Day One Thousand One Hundred and Two

It is a beautiful not way too hot at all day.

We had a little sleep in. And Zita and I had a nice long walk in my not too hot streets. That is good.

We had toasts with Craig. When we got home.

Some nasty people tried to steal Zita's stuff from the gold big car. In the way early morning. But Cara and Emily's father yelled at them. In a very loud voice. And they ran all away. Oh dear. 

Everybody watched the nice detective last night. On the big television. In the den. Craig and Zita and Emmet and Niamh and Orlaith and me. Ha. That is right. Good for us.

Craig had to fix the door to my side yard. It broke. The handle just fell all off. I could not go outside for a nice nap on my cool flat stones. 

Then Craig fixed it all up. That is good. 

Niamh had to go to the bank. To get her money to go to the new big city. 

They have only green money there. That is not very interesting. And they do not have the nice Queen on their money. Too bad for them. 

They do not have a Queen at all. That is not right. 

They do not have any nice castles. Craig told me. 

You can not have a nice Queen if there are no way big castles for her to live in. It is known. Too bad for them.

Orlaith and I went for a nice little walk. Before my dinner. Good for us.

Zits is going out tonight. With her friend from Mister Saint Paul's university. To talk. And to eat treats. Ha. 

I will wait up until she comes home. It is my job. I am a way good waiter. 

Day One Thousand One Hundred and One

It is a happy Sunday. We had just a little sleep in today. 

Zita and I went for a walk. Before she had to go and talk to Mister God. Before the way too hot came to visit.

Craig and I played catch the ball. Before he had his coffee. Ha. Good for me.

When Zita got home we had our toasts. Then Niamh got up. And Orlaith. Ha. Still all fast asleep. 

Emily and Cara and Zoe came to our house. Because of the way too hot day. 

Zoe's other house is way old and way hot. Oh dear. 

Our house is not so old. It has a make the house cold machine. That is good. The houses all around our house are very old. Older than Craig. It is known.

Zita went to Mister Kettlemen's bagel store. To get bags of bagels for everybody's tasty lunchtime.

Craig and Emmet went into in the den. With their bagels. Ha. All the ladies had bagels in the dining room. Me too. Because I am a nice lady too. It is known. 

When Craig and I were watching the television all of a sudden it had big sign. It said it was going to be a very big windy rain this afternoon. Maybe here. And everybody should hide. Oh dear. That is not nice. 

Craig and Emmet watched the go fast bicycles go round and round. Very fast. On the television. Our ladies won. Big fat medals. Ha. Good for us. 

We are going to have a tasty diner tonight. With everybody here. That is right. Now I can guard everybody. All by myself. 

Last night Orlaith bought a band new very special all beautiful dress. For a big big party. In way far away Ireland. To say good bye to her old school. With all her lady friends. 

Only nice ladies can go to her very very old school. But not even nice lady dogs. Like me. That is not so nice. Oh well. 

Day One Thousand One Hundred

Niamh and Orlaith came home last night. Then Niamh went to the too loud concert with Julia. In the can not see anything rain. That is silly.

She was all soggy when she got all home. Ha. I did not get soggy. Good for me. 

We had a nice sleep in today. Except Craig. He had to go to his old friends breakfast. I went back to sleep. On the big bed. To guard Zita. Until she woke all up. Good for me.

Then we went for our nice walk. Before the way too hot came to our street. That was nice. 

After our lunch Zita and Orlaith went downstairs. To the scary basement. To make the nice top for the new bathroom floor. The one Mister Kyle made. 

I could not go downstairs and help. I am a bit too big. It is a way little bathroom. Oh well.

Craig and I played roll the ball. Not for too long. It is a way hot day. 

Niamh and her dance a lot friends went to another way too loud concert. This afternoon. In the way too hot. That is silly. Oh well. 

Their friend from the dance a lot school is there. On a giant stage. In front of everybody. To make way too loud music. 

I would not like that so much. 

Niamh made her hair into long tails. Four long tails. Longer than mine. 

I have I nice short waggly tail. Niamh's do not wag so much. Ha. I would not like to have four tails. It is known.

Zita got brand new clothes today. For her job with all the rascal ladies. 

Maybe we will watch the television tonight. To see the nice policeman catch nasty people. 

He can not drive a car. A nice lady soldier drives it for him. Emmet does not drive cars either. He is not a policeman. Ha. 

Day One Thousand and Ninety Nine

I had a busy day.

We had to get up early. So we could have a nice early in the morning walk.

Zita had to go to breakfast way early. With Dr. Susan's daughter. To talk about getting all married. 

Maybe I should go. I could guard the giant just for weddings cake. Ha. Good for me.

Zita had to go all over the city today. For the rascal ladies. She had to drive the silver little car. Oh dear. 

The gold big car was visiting Mister Mike's fix your car all up store. All day. Oh dear.

This afternoon Emmet's friend Tara came for a nice visit. And her mother. They are all Mahoneys. They brought very special treats. 

Not for Poppy treats. Too much all full of chocolate treats. Too bad for me.

Craig gave me a cheese treat instead. That is nice. I like cheese treats.  

They took Zita to Mister Mike's store. To bring her gold big car home to our house. In our own driveway. With the silver little car. 

Now it has the go fast in the summer all fat and round tires on. That is good. 

There is going to be a football game tonight. Up on the busy street. There will be way too many cars on my streets. 

They will park all wrong. Then the policemen will come and take the cars all away. Not our cars. They are all safe in our driveway. Right beside our house. Good for us.

Niamh and Orlaith are coming home tonight. On the big bus. All the way from Kingston. They will be all fast asleep in their own comfy beds tonight. Ha. 

I will guard everybody so they are all safe. It is known.

Day One Thousand and Ninety Eight

Zita and I had a nice walk. This morning. We went on the all full of trees streets today. We did not go where are noisy diggers are. It is too dirty there. 

We had toasts. When we got home. I had only one toast today. We did not have jam on our toasts. Oh well.

It is a nice day. No just like fat sheep clouds today. Just an all blue forever sky. That is nice. I can have nice naps in my side yard today.

We watched more fast people on the television yesterday. If you are way fast and win you get big round medals. For you neck. Ha. That is good.

Emmet is going out this afternoon. He had a nice bath. So he is all squeaky clean. And smells beautiful. Ha.

Zita has to go to the make her beautiful store this afternoon. To make her hair all beautiful. Because it is the summer time. It is known. 

I am going to the make me beautiful store next week. So I am not so way too fury. That is good, I get too hot when I am too fury. It is not nice to be too hot. 

When I am too hot I lie on top the of the nice cold holes in the floor. That is good for me.

We will all be beautiful again. Even Craig and my friend Emmet. Ha.

The gold big car is going to visit Mister Mike's fix your car all up store this afternoon. It is going to stay there all night. That is not right. I do not like that. 

Only the silver little car is at our house. Maybe it will be lonely. Oh dear. 

Maybe we will watch the go fast people on television tonight. Or the nice detective in the old sad war. 

Day One Thousand and Ninety Seven

Zita and I had a nice walk this morning. Not so way early in the morning. It is not a too hot day today. 

We went to both of our beautiful ponds. My friends the ducks were all asleep. I did not wake them all up. Good for me.

Craig went to the tidy him all up store. For a haircut. That is good. He still looks like Craig. That is good.

The big gold car is going to see nice Mister Mike. And his friends. At the fix cars all up store. Because of funny noises. Oh dear. Not today. Later. 

We had green beans for our dinner last night. I got some. Because I am Zita's special big helper in the kitchen. It is known.

We watched the television last night. With Irish tea and chocolate cake. In the den. I had a nice nap on the comfy rug.

We watched all the very fast people. In the way little boats. They do not have motors. Just fast people. 

And little girls jumping way high in the air. And not falling all down. Ha. They did not have any nice way fast dogs. Oh well.

Emmet went for a little walk. Just around the block. I did not go. Then he made even more Irish tea. Irish tea is Emmet's favourite.

This morning some noisy stop the fire trucks were on my street. They did not stay. Zita told me they got lost. That is silly. They should not get lost. Oh well.

We went for a nice walk this afternoon. It is a way nice walk around day. That is good. 

We are having an egg pie for our tasty dinner. Zita said that the eggs all come from run all around by themselves chickens. From nice Mister Nicastro's store. I did not steal the eggs. Ha. That is good.

Day One Thousand and Ninety Six

I had a nice little walk this morning. Not so long a walk. It is still a too hot day. 

We did not have toasts today. Oh well. 

Craig had to go to help some nice men move all of Craig's mother's chairs and books and tabes. And put them in big boxes. Then they put all the boxes in a big truck. 

I do not know where the boxes went. Oh well. 

Craig was there a long time. Oh well. 

At lunchtime Zita drove Emmet to the make him neat and tidy store. Now he is all neat and tidy. That is good. 

Zita had a very busy day. With all the rascal ladies. At the way too small office downtown. Then she went And then to visit the lawyer Megan. And eat cookies. 

She used to live on my street. At the other end of our street. She has nice two dogs. One is way old. Like my friend Zoro.

Craig and I had a Scotsman scone for lunch. All hot. With jam. Ha. Good for me.

I got green bean treats last night. When we had our happy wedding day special dinner. 

Zita got Craig a special way sharp knife. For his secret present. From way way far away Japan. In a beautiful all made of wood box. That is nice. It is nice to get special presents. It is known.

I did not have to give any secret presents. Only Craig and Zita have to give presents on the happy wedding day. 

Zita and I went for a nice walk. Before our dinner. Before the lots of rain. Before we all all soggy. Ha.

We are going to watch the nice detective on the television tonight. Zita and Craig and Emmet and me. In the den. 

Day One Thousand and Ninety Five

We went for a nice walk this morning. Very early. Before the way too hot came to my street. 

We saw all the baby ducks. All hiding under the big trees. In the full to the top pond. Because of the way too hot.

Today is Zita and Craig's special day. They got all married a long long time ago. Ha. Before I came to guard everybody. 

We are having a special tasty dinner tonight. Craig and Zita and Emmet and me. It is not a cheese party. Just big tasty steaks. 

We cook them outside. And nice Mister Nicastro's green beans. Ha. I always get green bean treats. Not in the store anymore. Oh well. 

Craig got Zita special bottles of not for the car oil for making tasty dinners. From the special store with all the bottles in the world. I like tasty dinners. It is known.

Craig and I had Scotsman scones for our lunch. We did not have any special tasty from France jam. Just butter. Oh well.

Niamh and Orlaith are still away. In not so far away Kingston. It is very quiet when they are not here. Oh well. They can swim in the pretend pond. It is not so way too hot in the pretend pond. 

I have a way little pretend pond. For the way way too hot days. It has pictures of fish on the bottom. Not real fish. Just pictures. That is good. Fish are a bit scary. 

There is a giant bird that comes to our pond to catch fish. It is nearly all blue. It is scary too. 

It does not come to my way little pretend pond. That is good. 

We watched the nice detective on the television last night. Everybody had tea. Except Craig and me. I had a nap instead.

Emmet had a nice bath today. So he would not be all smelly. Because of the too hot. All the nasty holes are all covered up so he will not all fill up with water and sink. That is good. 

Day One Thousand and Ninety Four

We did not have a sleep in today.

We went for a very long walk. We went on the all full of trees streets. Before the way too hot came. 

It is a way too hot day. I did not have a nice nap in my side yard. My nice flat stones were too hot. Oh well.

We did not have toasts today. Oh well.

Niamh and Orlaith got up not so late today. Ha.

Zita and Niamh went up to the busy street. To visit all the farmers. They have lots and lots of tasty food. They will sell it to you. If you are nice.  

We got brand new scones and lots of strawberries. 

Zita and Craig and Emmet and Niamh and Orlaith had the scones for our nice lunch all together. That is good.

Niamh and Orlaith are going on the big bus again. To the house with the pretend pond. To take care of the little girls. In not so way far away Kingston.

Sometimes Craig and Zita go to Kingston. All by themselves. To go to the tasty food restaurants. And all the interesting books store.

I stay here to guard Emmet and Niamh. All by myself. It is my job. I have to take Niamh for nice long walks. So she will not get lost. Or come home way too late.

I have to go to the make me beautiful store. I am too fury for the way too hot. It is known. Oh well.

Emmet has to go to his make him neat and tidy store. His is way way too fury too. He could not go to be neat and tidy when he was in the nasty food hospital. Now he has to go. It is known. 

Zita's friend Sue will make him all neat and tidy. That is good. 

Sue alway makes Emmet neat and tidy. Even when he was way little. Ha. 

Maybe we will watch the television tonight. We have lots of new stories. A nice detective in way far away England. In the war. 

The war when Craig's father had the giant noisy airplane. The nice detective can not drive his car. That is silly. 

Day One Thousand and Ninety Three

I had to get up in the middle of my sleep last night. 

Niamh and Orlaith got home way late. From the way too loud concert. I had to say hello. That is good.

Zita and I took Craig to his old friends breakfast. 

I had two nice walks this morning. Good for me.

Professor Jill came to my house this afternoon. For Irish tea. With my friend Emmet. Without my friend Jamie. They had cookies too. I had a nice nap.

Jamie had to stay at his house to guard Zoro. Zoro is a bit old. And cannot go for fast walks. With Jamie and me. Oh dear. Jamie is a good guarder too. 

Emmet and Professor Jill had to talk all about the nice university. 

That is where Professor Jill tells all her way interesting stories. She has new stories now. For when the hot summer is all gone.

Niamh and Orlaith did not wake all up until way way late. Ha. 

Niamh is going to another way too loud concert tonight. She will be late again. 

It is the special way loud music week. It is all Julia's fault. Ha. 

Zita went shopping downtown. To get brand new clothes for Craig's mother. And go to the bank. For the rascal ladies. 

Day One Thousand and Ninety Two

We had a nice quiet day. Just a little sleep in.

After we had our toasts Craig and I played catch the ball. A lot. Ha. Good for me.

I chased all the awful flies all away from my side yard. It is not their nice side yard. It is mine. 

Zita was busy today. She had to write lots and lots on the fast computer. Then she had go to the way too small office. To look for interesting letters. 

And she had a rascal meeting in our nice house tonight. 

Craig made a special cheese and tasty bacon sandwich for our lunch. He got it all hot before he ate it. In the noisy oven. I got the little crunchy pieces.

Last night Zita put brand new bandages on my friend Emmet's back. We did not have any. Dr. Susan brought us some. That is good. 

He is still a bit sore. Oh dear. That is not right. 

Now he is learning how to talk just like a way old Roman person. So he can pretend to be a way old Roman. Maybe we will get an elephant. Ha. 

My friend Niamh is coming home tonight. She has to go to a way loud concert. With Julia. Ha.

Emmet and Zita went to nice Mister Nicastro's smelly store. To get some strawberries for Emmet's dinner. And cheese. That is good.

I do not go into nice Mister Nicastro's store so much. Anymore. Because of stealing the green beans. 

I thought they were a treat for nice dogs. Like me. Oh well. Too bad for me. 

Day One Thousand and Ninety One

We had another busy day. Zita and I went for a nice walk. It is a not so too hot day. That is good. 

We had toasts when we got back to our house. With Craig. 

We saw professor Jill last night. In front of my house.

She did not have my friend Jamie with her. She only had her guitar. To play nice music at the way big church. Just down the street. Where the swoop all around bats live. In the big tower. 

It is a church. Not a nice castle with a tower. Oh well. 

Zita had to go to Craig's mother's new apartment with Auntie Jane. To make sure they did not drop Craig's mother. On the floor. Ha.

Then Craig had to go there too. With his pen. To write his name everywhere. 

I stayed here to guard Emmet. 

We watched everything from my watching window. In the summer there are lots of things to watch. 

There were lots of big noisy digging machines. From Dr. Susan's street. Not my street. Ha. That is good. Emmet and I are good watchers. It is known.

Zita came home for a nice lunch. With Emmet and me.  

Craig had to stay at the brand new apartment. To write his name some more. On lots of pieces of paper. That is silly. 

Emmet and Zita and Craig are going out tonight. Because it was a make you all tired inside your head day. 

They are going to have a special tasty dinner. At a table sheets restaurant. I am going to stay here. To guard my house. All by myself. I will get peanut butter treats. Good for me. 

A scary way old airplane was right on top of my house. It was very loud. I did not bark at all. I got cheese treats. Good for me. 

Day One Thousand and Ninety

I had a very busy day.

We went for a nice early in the morning walk. We went before the way too hot came.

Zita went to the other hospital so Craig's mother can go to her brand new apartment tomorrow. 

Auntie Jane came to be a big help. And to visit Craig's mother. And tell her stories. 

A man came to get the special go up and down bed from the basement. It was all apart. It is for Craig's mother in her brand new apartment. 

I stayed upstairs to guard Craig.

The special bed was hiding in the big filled all up room. Not the other room with all Craig's way too old and heavy music machines. 

Too many rooms in the scary basement. I only go to my friend Emmet's big cosy room. With the lie down comfy chairs. They are all leather. And very soft. 

They are not for Poppy Chairs. Oh well. Too bad for me.

Emmet went to Professor Aleksandra's house. To give her a beautiful thank you very much card. She was not home. Oh well. Then Emmet went for a nice little walk. That is good.

Zita had to get a go fast chair for Craig's mother. Not a real go fast chair like Craig's. She is way way old. Craig is only just old. 

It is very quiet here. Because Niamh and Orlaith are away. I do not like the too quiet. It is known.

We are all going to watch the old churchman tonight. In the den. On the nice comfy rug.  

I got a brand new back door rug. Ha. Good for me. 

Day One Thousand and Eighty Nine

I had to get up early today. 

Mister Kyle came to fix the broken floor in the scary basement. 

And my friend Emmet had to go to see his nice doctor. She had to look at all the nasty holes. So Emmet does not leak all out. And make a big mess. Oh dear. 

She said that he was getting all better. But he has to be way quiet and he can not dance with me. Oh well. 

We will dance again. When he is all better forever. It is known. 

I still can keep his feet all toasty warm. When he is having a nice rest. Or when he is in the den. Watching the big television with me. And drinking his big cup full of tea.  It is known.

Zita and I had a nice way early walk. We did not see anybody. Just the noisy digger machines. 

It is a way too hot day. We have the make the house all cool machine on. That is good. We will not go outside on our beautiful patio today. 

Niamh and Orlaith are still in not so far away Kingston. The are guarding my friends Emily and Cara's little cousins. For real money. 

It is good they have a pretend pond. Because of the way too hot. It is way too hot there too. 

Zita talked to the rascal ladies again today. For not so long. Because she has to go to our busy street and get all new food. For our tasty dinners. 

She will get green beans. Green beans are my favourite. Ha. And maybe Mister Nicastro's smelly cheese. 

I did not go. I stayed here to guard Craig and Emmet. It is my job. 

When Zita came home we had bagels sandwiches for our lunch today. I got bagel bits. Good for me. 

Then I had a nice nap. On my comfy bed. In the kitchen. Where it is nice a cool. 

The floor in the bathroom in the basement is all fixed up. Mister Kyle fixed it. I did not bark at him today.  I remembered his big truck. Good for me. 

Craig and I played catch the ball. A lot. Even in the way too hot. Ha. Good for me. 

Day One Thousand and Eighty Eight

Zita and I had a nice walk. Before the too hot time. My friend Jamie came with us. Jamie has a sore ear. He has to go to see his nice doctor. Oh well. 

My ears are fine. Just all floppy. 

Zita had to talk to all the rascal ladies today. On the telephone. And on the big computer. For a long time.

The present man brought Emmet a new t-shirt. All about a way way old battle. With way dangerous bows and arrows. 

I think we won the battle. Because they do not make t-shirts if we do not win them. Oh well.

Niamh and Orlaith are not so far away. In Kingston. They have a pretend pond in the backyard. Just for swimming. Not for any ducks. At all. Oh well.

We watched the old churchman catch nasty people last night. Zita and Emmet and Craig and me. In the den. It is our favourite story on the television. 

I had a bad dream. Emmet gave me hugs. So I was all ok. That is good. Emmet is my friend. It is known. 

Mister Kyle came to my house. To look at the floor. In the bathroom. In the scary basement. That is good. I did not bark so much at his big truck. Good for me.

He is going to come back way early in the morning. Tomorrow. It fix it all up. That is good. 

Day One Thousand and Eighty Seven

We only had just a bit of a sleep in today. Because it is a very busy day. For all of us. 

Except my friend Emmet. He has to have nice comfy sleeps. The doctors said so. It is known. 

Niamh and Orlaith are going on the very big bus. To take care of Cara and Emily's little cousins. In not so way far away Kingston. 

Where they have a giant castle. With lots and lots of canons. And a giant empty ditch. My friend Emmet told me. Emmet has a canon. In his cosy bedroom. 

There is a pigs restaurant in Kingston too. It has way tasty food. Not just pigs. That is good. It is Zita's favourite tasty food restaurant. It is known. 

Niamh and Orlaith are going to sleep there. In Kingston. Not here in their own comfy beds. Oh dear. Only for a little while. Not forever. That is good.

They are going to take care of a dog too. Oh dear. It better be a very nice dog. If it is a nasty dog I will talk to Mister Saint Newton. Ha. Too bad for a nasty dog. It is known.

Zita and Craig went to get lots of stuff from Craig's mother's old apartment. It will not all fit in the brand new apartment. Oh well. 

Now we have little cups from way old Russian churches. Emmet likes way old churches. They are nearly gold all inside. Ha. 

Orlaith and Zita went back to get even more stuff. In very big boxes. 

They got brand new coffee too. If we do not have coffees Zita cannot get up in the morning. 

She has to stay in her comfy bed. All day. She cannot go for nice walks with me if she does not have her coffees. Too bad for me. Ha.

Mister Kyle is going to come to make a brand new floor for the bathroom in the scary basement. He is not scared of basements. That is good. 

Day One Thousand and Eighty Six

Everybody had a nice sleep in today. 

Except Craig. He had to go to his old friends breakfast. I did not go with him. He did not get lost. That is good.

We did not have toasts today. Too bad for me. Oh well.

It is a very nice day. Just a bit too hot. 

The bathroom in the scary basement has a leak. Oh dear. We called a nice man to come to our house to fix it. All up. That is good.

Zita and Niamh and Orlaith had to put the way old rug in big bags. Oh dear. I could not help. I had to stay upstairs with Craig. Oh dear.

We watched three stories on the television last night. All about the old churchman who catches nasty people. That was nice.

We all stayed up until late late. Everybody had lots of Irish tea. Except Craig. And me. Oh well. 

Craig and I had special toasts at bedtime. Right in our comfy bed. Under the nice duvet. Ha. Good for me. 

Way old airplanes from Craig's father's sad war flew over my house. Not his airplane. Other little go fast airplanes. From way far away England. They are very loud. 

I had to stay in the kitchen for a while this afternoon. I was a too much barking dog. Oh well. 

My friends Cara and Emily are not here. They are far away. Way out where they have the giant mountains. Where all the beautiful trees are on fire. That is not right. 

I would not want my trees to be on fire. It is known. 

The nice fix it man has a way way noisy machine. I did not go downstairs. I stayed upstairs to guard Craig. It is known. 

Day One Thousand and Eighty Five

We had a very beautiful day. That is good. Beautiful days make you all happy. It is known. 

Craig had a sleep in until way late. Too bad for him.

We had fat toasts today. Ha.

Craig and Zita went up to our busy street to find a new apartment for Craig's mother. 

Niamh and Orlaith made my patio all beautiful. With giant spoons and forks. It took a long time. I could not help. Oh well.

Zita and Niamh and Orlaith found beautiful flowers for our patio. Red flowers. Lots of them. Only we can see them. Not everybody. Ha. That is good.

The way dangerous clean the street machine was on my street. Everybody was outside. I had to bark at it. To warn them. I got in trouble. Too bad for me. Oh well.

The noisy diggers make my nice street all dirty. Then the dangerous clean the street machine comes on my nice street. That is not right. 

Emmet and I watched them out the window. That is good. Emmet is my friend. 

He knows all about the dangerous keep the street clean machine. He has a Viking axe. And a very big sword. Ha. He is not scared of that nasty machine. Good for us. 

Zita and I went for a nice walk. Before our dinner. When all the noisy machines were all gone. That is good. 

Maybe we will watch the nice churchman catch more nasty people tonight. Or I will have a nice comfy nap. That is good. 

Day One Thousand and Eighty Four

Niamh and Orlaith came home this morning. When I was just a bit awake. I was very happy.  Good for us.

It is a way beautiful day. No windy rain at all. Just nice pillow clouds. 

Craig and I played catch the ball. When he was all awake. 

Emmet went to our beautiful pond park. To sit under his favourite tree. So he could read his brand new old book. 

The present man brought it this morning. When we had our toasts. Ha. 

It is just all about way way old way far away Ireland stories. Sometimes there are fierce brave dogs in the way old stories. And way big cows. That is good. 

When Emmet came back to our comfy house he had a bath. He could not have nice baths when he was full of holes. Or he would just fill all up with water. And sink. Oh dear.

Orlaith and I went for a nice long walk. Before lunch. She did not get all lost. I was with her. Ha. Good for me.

Niamh had a nap this morning. After she got home. Ha. They had a full of fun time at the new house beside the giant river. The mosquitos did not eat them all up. That is good. 

The Chinese food in the bowl did not fix Zita's little phone nearly all up. Sometimes it is all silly. Again. 

Maybe she should have used green beans. They are tasty treats.

Zita went to see Craig's mother in the other hospital. She is going to get a brand new apartment. I do not know why. Oh well. 

The big street diggers are very noisy. It is known. 

It is hard to have nice naps when the diggers are way too loud. It is known.

Zita and Orlaith went to the tasty food store. To get lots of brand new food. And croissants. So we would not all starve to death. That is good. 

Day One Thousand and Ninety Three

We had a nice sleep in today. Not until late today. 

Then we went for a nice long walk with my friend Jamie and Professor Jill. And then it rained and rained and we were all soggy. Oh well. 

There are even more baby ducks in my other pond. That is good.

We had fat toasts today. We did not have any nice jam.

It is our country's sing happy birthday day. That is good. But it is all rainy and loud noisy outside. Everything will be all way soggy. Even all the people. Too bad for everybody. 

Zita was making the garden all beautiful. But she came in before all the windy rain. That is good. 

There was so much windy rain I could not see our pond. Oh well. 

My friend Emmet is still sore. Even on the inside. Because of the way too many nasty holes. He had a giant nap this morning. Me too. Good for us. 

Zita and Craig and Emmet and I watched the nice churchman detective last night. On the television. In the den. 

There was a very little dog. He was not so big a help. Oh well. I guarded everybody. Except Niamh and Orlaith. 

They are still at the brand new house. Beside the giant river. With Miss Julia. They are coming home tomorrow. That is good. 

All the windy rain made Zita's little phone all soggy. Oh dear. Now in has to live in a bowl. All full of little bits of rice. Just like our tasty Chinese dinners. Phones are not so tasty. Oh dear.

There are going to very loud noises tonight. Because of the happy birthday party. I do not like the loud noises so much. 

Emmet does not like them either. It is known. I will guard him. And he will guard me. Good for us.