Day One Thousand and Sixty One

We had a nice long sleep in day. Because it is Sunday sleep in day.

It is a cold day. That is silly. Yesterday was an all hot and rainy and too much windy day. Silly weather.

We had way crunchy toasts for breakfast. I like crunchy toasts.  

Craig had a sore hand last night. And Zita had a sore tummy. Went went to our comfy bed early. That is good. I was all fine. Good for me. 

Niamh had to get a brand new go swimming suit. Zita took her to the nice stores. To get a nice not way too small go swimming suit. 

Craig says maybe more go swimming suit. Less Niamh. Oh well. Too bad for him. 

Niamh and Zita got two go swimming suits. For Niamh. And a brand new jacket. They are very pretty. Good for us.

Craig is still making the old music machines all spic and span. He had to go outside. Into our side garden. Because they were way dirty. Now he is all dirty. Ha. Too bad for him.

We watched the nice policeman from way far away England last night. He caught lots of nasty people last night. That is good. 

Niamh is reading. A lot. For her remember everything exams. She has to get all her stories all together. From the top to the bottom. Oh dear. 

I can not be a big help. I can not read. I am a way good listener. Instead. It is known. 

Craig is still a knight in way long ago way far away England. He still has not found the nasty men. He is way slow. Ha.

Zita made our vegetable garden all spic and span this afternoon. I could not help. Because of the holes. Oh well.

Zita and I went for a nice long walk. Before our tasty dinner. Went went to see all our ponds. And the ducks. 

Emily and Cara came to my house to help Niamh with all her dirty clothes. Oh dear. Too many clothes. It is known. 

Day One Thousand and Sixty

Zita and Craig and I went for a nice walk this morning. Before the way too hot comes. Or the loud windy rain. That is good. 

Craig had to go to his old friends breakfast this morning. We went with him to the restaurant. On the very busy street. So he would not get all lost. He had his sing happy birthday day. He is old now. 

We saw my friend Jamie. He was way hot. Jamie only likes the winter. Oh well. He is way fury. Zorro too. Oh well. 

Zorro is old like Craig. He can not walk so fast anymore. Like Craig. Too bad for them. 

I had to have the pull my nose off collar today. Too much pulling. Oh well. I hate the pull my nose off collar. Oh well. 

Zita had to work until way way late. Last night. Writing lots. And lots. To the government. For a big prize. For the way too small office.

Miss Rachel came over this morning. She brought Craig giant sticky buns. For his sing happy birthday day. That is nice. Emmet was still all fast asleep. Too bad for him. 

Craig did not share the sticky buns. He said they were too sticky for nice dogs. Like me. Oh well.

Zita and her lady friends had to go shopping. This afternoon. For a go fast bicycle. For one of the ladies. 

Craig and I played them throw the ball in the air and catch it game. That is a good game. 

Craig had to make some of the old make music machines all spic and span. They were way dirty. Oh well. 

Craig and Emmet and I watched the bouncy rain. It was just there. All of a sudden. And a bunch of wind.

 I saw lots of way soggy people in the park. We were in our nice house. Looking out my watching window. We were not soggy.  Then it all stopped.

Craig said it was just hiding. So it can catch more people. To make them all soggy too. That is not nice.

Day One Thousand and Fifty Nine.

Zita and I went for a nice walk. This morning. To both of the ponds. Ha. Then we watered our garden. Before it is all too hot.

Some nasty animal ate some of our little vegetables. A squirrel I am sure. I hate squirrels.

We had our toasts with Craig too. 

Niamh has another remember everything toe dance exam today. 

She told me she did not do so well yesterday. Oh dear. She was standing all backwards. Oh dear. She was very sad. So was I. It is not nice to be sad. We had nice hugs last night. 

Maybe today will be better. Oh dear. 

Last night Miss Rachel going-to-be-a-doctor-in-Ireland came for another long nice visit. 

She and my friend Emmet were friends a long time ago. But they forgot they were friends. Now they remembered. That is good. 

They ate Emmet's own made little little chocolate cakes. Miss Rachel brought special tea. For the all glass make the tea jug. Ha. 

Emmet cleaned his comfy room all up. Ha. And moved all the dusty papers and books.

They like to talk a lot. It is easy to guard them. They do not go anywhere outside. They just stay in our nice house. 

Not like Niamh. It is hard to guard Niamh. She goes out all the time. With her dance a lot friends. Until late. Oh dear.

I do not like it when my family goes out in the dark. That is when all the dangerous animals hide in the bushes. And jump out and eat you all up. Oh dear. 

Mister Mike called us. The silver little car is fixed up. But it needs a brand new part. Then it will be all fine. Mister Mike will get it for the silver little car.  For next week. That is good. 

Day One Thousand and Fifty Eight

We had a very busy day.

Niamh has her remember everything toe dance test today. Oh dear.

We only have the gold big car today. 

Craig's silver little car had to go to visit Mister Mike's fix up your car store. Sometimes it will not start all nice. It just sits there all quiet. Oh dear. 

Mister Mike and his helpers will fix it. That is good.

Miss Rachel going-to-be-a-doctor-in-Ireland is coming to our house again. To have special desserts with Emmet. And talk and talk. And drink Irish tea. From the way special all glass make the tea jug. 

I will be a very quiet dog. When I am guarding them. 

Emmet is going to make his own way tasty little little chocolate cakes. Just for them. Not for me. Oh well. I am going to help. I am the best kitchen helper. It is known. 

Emmet got even more books from the present man. More books about way far away and very old Ireland. All about way old people who like trees. That is nice. Trees are very nice. And green. 

We have lots of nice trees. On my patio. So we do not get way too hot. When we have our breakfast toasts. Out side. When it is all shiny sun time. 

We played catch the ball this morning. It was not so rainy this morning. 

Zita and I did not go for our nice walk until after our lunch time. We were too busy. 

Emmet and I had cheese sandwiches for lunch. That is good. 

The very noisy ring a bell truck was on my street today. I scared it away. Churches have bells. Not trucks. Maybe it stole the bells. Oh dear. 

Niamh's other secret presents for Craig's sing happy birthday day came. Last night.  Nice little pillows. One is like a little fox. The other is a nasty squirrel. 

That is not very nice. I will not have nice naps on it. Ha. So there. 

I can not bring my big blue ball in the house. Craig says it is an outside ball. That is not nice. It is my ball. He is way too stubborn. Oh dear. Too bad for me. 

Day One Thousand and Fifty Seven

We went for a nice walk this morning. Before I get way too hot.

I have to go to my nice doctors today. For my do not get sick and die shots. Oh dear. I do not like going to see my nice doctor. I do not like shots. Oh well.

Some silly computer company is trying to steal real money from Zita's way too small office. Oh dear. Craig is going to talk to them. Oh dear. He will use his fierce voice. I know. Oh dear. 

I did not see my friends the ducks today. Oh well. 

We watched the nice man with the little church on the television last night. He caught the nasty man. He is a good catcher. He does not have a dog. Oh well. 

We had muffins from way far away England today. For our breakfast. 

They are not muffins. They are too flat. Muffins are all tall and fat. Not flat and full of holes. 

People from way far away do not make the right food. 

In France they make toasts that is not toasts at all. It is known. They are silly. Oh well. 

They only make way good smelly cheeses. 

We get them at Mister Nicastro's all cheese smelly store. It is my favourite store. And the bank. They always give me treats. Because I am a polite dog. Ha. Good for me. 

Craig's friend Tony came over this morning. He brought lots and lots of music machines for Craig. To play with. Oh dear. Too much stuff.

I went to the nice Doctor. This afternoon. Zita stayed with me when I got my shots. That is good.

I am a bit tired now. I am going to have a nice nap.

 

Day One Thousand and Fifty Six

We had a way fun sing happy birthday party last night. For Craig. He is even way older now. Ha.

I got Craig a nice new shirt. With lots of pockets. That is good.

I helped open all the presents. I got to smell all of them. First. Ha.

He got more books. All about long times ago. Emmet got him a fierce knight for his little knights. Who live on the long bookcase. In the hall.

And lots of chocolate chocolates from Niamh. 

Someone came into to my house. Without asking. I was way way fierce. With my way fierce loud scary growl. I ran right to the front door as fast as can be. Ha.

But it was only Aidan. Oh well. He had a secret present for Craig. He said I scared him. Oh well. 

We had a fat little all on fire cake. I helped with the candles. Ha.

It is a way nice day. Zita and I had a nice long walk. Then we had fat toasts with Craig.

Professor Jill came to our house for Irish tea. With Emmet this afternoon. My friend Jamie did not come. Oh well.

Professor Jill's is making a brand new story class. For Emmet's nice university. She is still making the story. She and Emmet talked all about the new stories. It is not about the Punics. Oh well. It is all about the broken house war. They did not have any elephants in that war. Oh well. I like elephants. 

Craig and I have a new ball game. He holds the ball way up in the sky. And drops it. On purpose. I get to catch it before it bounces on the ground. I always win this game. That is good. 

Tomorrow I have to go to my nice doctor tomorrow. Oh dear. And get my don't get sick and die shots. Oh dear. I do not like shots. 

Some people do not want to get their shots. They think shots are not good for them and they just die. That is silly. To bad for them. 

Day One Thousand and Fifty Five

It is a too much windy rain day. Oh well.

We got up early. My friend Emmet had to go visit the noisy machines at the nasty food hospital.

The nice doctors said he is getting all better. That is good. Everybody was way happy. Even the nice doctors. 

They said he cannot dance with me. For lots of weeks. Oh dear. Too bad for me. 

He can only just read interesting books and talk to his nice friends and take only little little walks. And drink lots of Irish tea. And all lots of nice rests in his cosy bed. With all the comfy pillows. 

His friend going-to-be-a-doctor-in-Ireland Rachel will come for another nice visit. And Profess Jill. And the learn to speak Roman lady. That is good. 

I will visit him too. A lot. Even in the scary basement. So he will get all better again. 

Maybe he will read me stories about Mister Cuchulain's very brave dogs. Or the giant stolen cow. They are good stories.

It is a too rainy day. All day.  Zita and I did not go for our nice walk. We did not want to be all soggy. Because of the sing happy birthday party.

It is Craig's sing the happy birthday song day. He will get secret presents. 

Zita will get Craig a secret present from me. With real money. She always get presents for me to give to our family. That is good. 

I do not know where to go to get nice secret presents. Just nice Mister Nicastro's smelly cheeses store. 

I do not get any real money for being the best dog in the world. I get nice green bean treats. And crunchy lettuce. And my comfy just for me bed. And my family to take care of. Good for me. 

We will have tasty all on fire cake tonight. For dessert. And sing the happy birthday song. And open all the secret presents. That is good. 

Day One Thousand and Fifty Four

I had a nice sleep in today. Everybody did. That is good.

Niamh and Emily and Cara and I went for a nice walk. It is going to be a hot day. We went before I was way too hot. That is good.

I have a very comfy new rug in the living room. It is way big. We got it yesterday. 

Today we have to move all the other rugs all around. Ha. I can not help. Oh well. I just lay down on them. Because they are nice and comfy. Then I have to move. Oh well. 

Craig's friend came over this morning for coffees. He brought more boxes for music. They are not so big. That is good. And beautiful pictures. For our walls. 

Zita made lots of own made muffins for our tasty nearly a lunch. 

Last night everybody forgot my dinner time. I did not starve. I had lettuce treats. And some tasty cheese. 

When Craig remembered it was even dark outside. I got extra food. Ha. Good for me. 

We watched the television in the den. Craig and Zita and I. We saw a story all about lady policemen in far away England. There were no brave dogs in this story. Oh well. 

I had a nice nap on my cosy bed. Ha.

I went down stairs last night. To the scary basement. To see my friend Emmet. In his cosy bedroom. He is still resting. To get all better. I did not jump right up on his bed. I remembered. Ha. Good for me.

Niamh was out way late. With her dance a lot friends. They had to find things that were not lost. And take pictures of them. That is silly. People are silly.

Craig says I am a silly dog. He says it when I am a too much barking dog. He is wrong. He does not see what I am barking at. Way dangerous animals. Hiding. He does not have way good eyes like me.  Ha. 

Niamh and Cara had to go shopping again. To buy short pants. Because of the way hot summer time.

Zita is putting all the vegetables in our beautiful garden. So we can have tasty vegetables for dinner. And green bean treats for me. That is good. Ha.  I can not help. Because of digging holes. Too bad for me. Oh well.

Day One Thousand and Fifty Three

We had a busy day.

It is the buy everybody's old stuff day. Craig got up way early. To find all the good stuff first.

Zita and I found him on our nice walk. Beside our very big church. 

There are kabillions of people on my street. And cars. And dogs I do not know. Oh dear.

We walked behind Craig. So people would not step on me. That is good. 

We did not stay out way too long. Because of the too many people. And too many not looking out cars. Oh dear. 

Craig found even more boxes for beautiful sounds.  And more black heavy things. To make nice music. Oh well.

And Zita found a beautiful big rug. For nearly no money at all. It is in my side yard. We do not know where it is going to live. Maybe it is a way comfortable for naps rug.

Craig went to the special dance night. Last night. To watch Niamh. 

Niamh had three dances. She did not fall down at all. Not even once again. Ha. That is good. Craig said she was the way the best dancer. And the most beautiful. Just like me. That is true. 

She had to go to a stay out until late party last night. With all her dance a lot friends. Zita had to go to get her. And Julia. The party was far away. They would get all lost. If Zita did not go get them. It is known.

Niamh went out to the buy everybodies old stuff day too. She is still out. Maybe she found special presents just for nice dogs. Like me. Or more clothes. 

Emmet and I looked out my watching window. This afternoon. At all the people. Emmet has to rest all up. Watching out my watching window. Is good for resting. It is known. 

Day One Thousand and Fifty Two

Niamh did not fall down. Not even once. At her very special dance night. Zita saw her not fall. That is good.

They came home at my bedtime.

Going-for-be-a-doctor-in-Ireland Rachel was here until late too. She and Emmet just talked all about universities. And ate tasty desserts. And talked even more. Ha. 

I did not get any treats. Oh well. 

They did not need lots of guarding. Because of all the talking. I had a nice nap. On my comfy bed in the kitchen. Where I could see them. Just in case.

It is a not so warm day outside. Zita and I went for a nice walk. When Craig drove Niamh to her dance a lot school. For her special practice. Because tonight is the last very special dance night. 

Craig is going to watch her not fall down tonight. And drive her to her after the special dance night party. Ha.

Doctor Susan and Cara and Emily are going too. Not to the party. Just the special dance night. Doctor Susan is too old for dance a lot parties. Ha. 

Zita is going to stay here to guard Emmet. I will guard both of them. Ha. Good for me. 

Zita had to go to the too small office today. 

For a meeting with people from way far away. Where they make the tastiest cakes in the whole world. They did not bring any treats. That is not very nice. Oh well. 

Tomorrow is Craig's favourite buy used everything garage day. He has to get up early. To find more way old music machines. To put in our basement. Ha. 

Zita and Emmet are going to have an Irish chicken picnic. In Emmet's comfy bedroom. Because Craig had to go to the special dance night. 

We did not have a nice walk tonight. Everybody is too tired. 

Day One Thousand and Fifty One

It We had to get up way early today. It is a nice day. Zita and I went for a nice short walk.

Zita and Emmet had to go to visit the noisy machines. At the nasty food hospital. Very early in the morning. 

So the noisy machines could look at inside him at the nasty little hole. Oh dear. I would not like that.

Emmet was not all awake when he got in the gold big car. It is known. Ha.

They did not have to stay. The nice doctor said Emmet was a bit ok. She said he had to come home and rest some more in his comfy lie down chair. Or his comfy bed. And drink Irish tea. And only go back next week so see them again. That is good.

Emmet and Zita were way happy. Me too. 

Craig and I played roll the ball a lot. When Zita and Emmet were all away at the nasty food hospital.

Tonight is Niamh's special important dance night. At her school. With the you can not fall down dances. Oh dear. She has even more tomorrow. Oh dear. 

Zita is going to see her and all her dance a lot friends tonight. Craig is going to go tomorrow. I can not go. Again. I will stay here a guard my friend Emmet. 

Emmet's friend going-to-be-a-doctor-in-Ireland Rachael is coming to have dinner with him tonight.  

She is bringing him way special treats. For their desserts. Just for them. Not me. Oh well. 

She does not have a nice dog. She does not know I like treats too. Oh well. Too bad for me.  

I will guard them tonight. Maybe next time she will bring me treats too. Ha.

Craig and I had used pizza for lunch. I get the big crunchy end pieces. They are way tasty. Sometimes they have cheese on them. Ha. Good for me.

Our niece Orlaith is all finished her school. It is a Saints school. Not Saint Newtons. Oh well.

She will go to her all on a cork university. After she visits us. In the summer. She will take me for nice walks. Just like last time. Ha. 

Day One Thousand and Fifty

It is a not so warm day. That is good.

We have nice long walks on not so too hot days. We do not get way too hot. And smelly. That is good. 

We had way tasty toasts today. And coffee. Zita made the toasts on special look just like a football bread. That is good. Ha.

Emmet was fast asleep in his comfy bed until way late after lunch. That is good. 

Zita made him his Irish tea. And bought him his special good for you strawberries. He has to have nice comfy rests until he is all better forever.

He got a brand new book. All about way way old church people. In way far away Ireland. That is good. 

I talked to Saint a Newton last night. He said I can not jump right up on Emmet's big bed. I can only get on it slowly. I knew that. Ha. 

I did not talk to Uncle Bill. He took his brand new big fury dog on a ride on his noisy motorcycle. He did not know I was waiting to talk to him. His dog should have told him. It must be a very new dog. Oh well.

Craig drove Niamh to her dance a lot school. When she finished her practice work at the beautiful flowers store. She has even more special practices today. And tonight too. 

She will not be home for our nice dinner. Oh dear. That is not right. 

Tomorrow will be the first night of the way special very important dance nights. At her dance a lot school. 

She has four beautiful dances to remember and not fall down. At all. Oh dear. 

Sometimes I fall down. When I run into the kitchen to get green bean treats. Too bad for me. 

Craig and I had peanut butter toasts for lunch. Way late. He almost forgot all about our lunch. Zita had to remind him. Because he is old. Oh well. 

Zita had to use the noisy make the floors all clean machine today. The beautiful trees make my house all sneezy. Oh dear. 

Craig forgot my dinner time again. Too bad for me. I have to remind him. Alł the time. Because he is old. 

With no Uncle Bill he is the way oldest. Ha. 

Day One Thousand and Forty Nine

It is a way sunny day. 

It was not a nice day.

The nasty food hospital called my friend Emmet. They said he had to go back to see their noisy machines. They said maybe he has a hole again. On the other side. Oh dear. Oh dear.

Zita and Emmet went back to the nasty food hospital. After lunch. They were very sad. I could tell. I know these things. 

Craig has to stay here so he can get Niamh from dance a lot school. I will guard him. So he will not be too sad too. Oh dear. This is not right.

I do not like it when things are not right. It makes me sad dog. It is known.

Craig's little flat computer told him Emmet has only a way little hole in his lung.

So the nice doctors said for him to come home to his comfy bedroom and have a nice lots of days rest so the little hole will get all fixed up. 

I will guard him. So he will get all better. All by himself. I will help him. Not the nasty food hospital. 

I will talk to Saint Newton tonight. He will tell me what to do. It is his job. It is known.

Day One Thousand and Forty Eight

It is a beautiful nice day. We had a nice walk. Before the way to hot time.

Then I got in to big trouble. Craig and Zita were having their coffee and toasts on the beautiful patio.  

A dog came on my patio. I did not know this dog. It was not my friend. It was on my beautiful patio. I chased it away. Maybe I was going to bite it. Oh dear. 

Zita threw my whole dish of water at me. Oh dear. I was not a very nice dog. 

Zita and Craig were very sad. 

I had to go in the house. I could not come out to the patio of a long long time. Oh dear. 

I was sad too. Oh dear. Too bad for me.

My friend Emmet went to the nasty food hospital. After our lunch. His other side did not feel so well. Oh dear. 

Zita and Emmet were at the hospital for a long long time. Then the nice doctor's big noisy machines said there were no holes in him at all. That is good. He is still a bit sore. When he got home he was way happy. Me too. 

I do not like it when my family is not all right. It is known. It makes me way sad. Even when I talk to Saint Newton. And Uncle Bill. Oh dear. Sad is not nice. 

When he got home I gave him lots of kisses. And my friend Emmet gave me big hugs. That is good.

Then Zita and I went for a nice walk. 

We did not talk about the patio. That is good. Everybody is way happy. Me too. 

Day One Thousand and Forty Seven

It is a very beautiful day. Just all sunshine and big fat sheep clouds.

Zita and I did not have a nice sleep in. Everybody else did.

We had lots and lots of very loud noises last night. Because of the beautiful flowers party. Over at our lake. Where the nasty geese live. 

Maybe they all flew away. Or were all blown up. Ha.

I was not scared. Good for me. 

Zita had to go and make our nice tasty vegetable garden all spic and span. I could not help. Sometimes I forget and make giant holes in the ground. Oh well.

I stayed in the house to guard everybody. 

There are lots and lots of people on bicycles. Because of the beautiful flowers party. 

They do not stop at my corner. Just like the cars. Oh dear. That is not right. They will have accidents. And get squished. Oh dear.

Zita and I went shopping. We went to all the new stores on the busy street. With Craig too. 

We went to where all the nice farmers sell their tasty vegetables. And jams. And cookies. And giant croissants. Ha.

We got way tasty croissants and Scotsman scones. From the make the croissants himself man. 

I had a nice drink of water. It is a hot day and I was I hot dog. It is known. 

When we came home we had our special just on Sundays breakfast. Craig and Zita and Emmet and Niamh ate the croissants all up. There were lots of tasty crumbs. 

Good croissants always have lots of crumbs. It is known. Ha. Good for me.

Zita had to make our front garden all beautiful. With all our flowers. I sat in on the patio. So I could be a big help. I like sitting on the patio. And watching everything. Good for me. 

Niamh and her dance a lot friends went shopping for new shorts. Craig said more shorts and not so much Niamh. Ha. She will not listen. Too bad for him. Oh well. 

Day One Thousand and Forty Six

It is the flower party time in our city. Everybody comes to see our way beautiful flowers. All along the old Colonel's road. Beside the canal. 

There are lots and lots of people walking on our sidewalks. To go and find the beautiful flowers. I do not bark so much at them. Maybe they are all lost.

Sometimes they ask me and Zita where they are. When we are on our nice walks. Oh dear. 

Craig went to his old friends breakfast today. Zita and I walked with him. All the way to the busy street. 

Last night Emmet's friend Rachel came for a nice visit. Outside on our lovely green grass. She is going to way far away Ireland. To go to doctors school. Where Auntie Eileen lives. That is good. 

Rachel is Irish too. Like Zita and Niamh and Emmet. Not Craig. He is just a pretend Scotsman. Ha. Too bad for him. 

She and Emmet will have lots of nice lunches before she goes to way far away. So she will know all about the way old Gods who live under the hills in Ireland. She will take pictures of the hills for Emmet. Because Emmet is here. Not there. 

Rachel rides giant horses. For fun. Oh dear. And climbs way way big mountains. Oh dear. Emmet would not climb way big mountains. Just giant mountains of big fat way old books. Ha. It is known.

Niamh is writing another big long story all about why people think. She is very busy. And tired. She had to go to a special just for teachers practice dance today. 

Craig and Zita took lots of our nice papers to all the stores on the busy street. There are lots of new stores. So Craig drives the gold big car. So the policeman will not give her a give me money letter. 

She came home with the gold big car all full up with tasty food. So they will not all starve to death. That is good.

Day One Thousand and Forty Five

I helped move the cars a lot today. I way a way big help.

We had a nice long walk this morning. That is good. No ducks today. Just a nasty goose. It hissed at me. We did not even look at it. Ha. Too bad for it. 

Zita was way busy today. Because of the rascal ladies and all our nice newspapers. Oh dear.

Lots of people came to get our nice newspaper. I did not bark too much. Ha.

My friend Zoe broke her nose. She plays rugby. It is like football. But the ball is all fat. You play on a giant rug. It is known. 

She had to go to the hospital today. So they could make her nose all beautiful again. She would not go yesterday. Because she had to finish her rugby game. Oh dear. Oh dear. 

It is our cousin Emma's sing happy birthday day today. In way far away. We sent her a secret present. She is not so old. 

Craig's red go fast chair broke last night. A piece broke and fell off. Onto the floor. Oh dear.

He had to take it to the go fast chair hospital. To get it all fixed.

Niamh has to stay late at her dance a lot school tonight. Niamh can not eat a tasty dinner with us.

She has to practice even more for the special dance nights. Zita will get her when she is all finished. Because of the dark. 

Zita has to go out to dinner with her lady friends tonight. That is nice.

Craig and Emmet are going to go out for a nice dinner. Just them. They are going to try a new too many chips restaurant. Not so too far away. Just up by the very tall bridge. Where it is way windy. 

I will guard the house. All by myself. Ha. Peanut butter treats. Good for me. 

Day One Thousand and Forty Four

Craig and Zita did not forget me at the make me all beautiful store. That is good.

I do not like the make me all beautiful store so much. Just a bit. Sometimes. 

My feet were all tangled up. With fur. I don't not like getting my feet all beautiful. Nice Miss Darby needed some help. So I would not jump right off the way big table. Too bad for me.

Oh well.

I am not so fury now. Not all no fur at all. Like Maggie. Craig said I was just all beautiful. That is right. 

Craig and Zita had a way nice lunch. At a nice little restaurant. When I was in the make me beautiful store. I did not get any just for lunch treats at the make me beautiful store. Oh well.

We had fat toasts again today. For breakfast. We did not have any nice jam on the toasts. Again. Oh well.

The nice men brought all our nice newspapers today. When I was not there. Oh dear. 

What will they think. I was not there to guard all our newspapers. Maybe they will think it is not my job anymore. Oh dear. 

I will get Zita to tell them. I was very busy today and could not do my job. 

Now I can go for nice walks even when it is a bit hot. That is good. 

Going to the make me all beautiful store makes me all too tired. I will have a nice nap before my dinner. Ha.

Niamh has to stay at dance a lot school until way late. To practice all her dancing. It is nearly the way special dance a lot nights at her school. 

Niamh is in four all different dancing shows. Oh dear. Lots and lots of practice dancing. Until late at night. It is known. Not lots and lots of sleep in her comfy bed. That is not right. Oh dear. 

Emmet got a new book. All the way from way far away Ireland. 

All about way way old live in their own very little churches people. In way far away Ireland. Who drew beautiful pictures in their books. And did not get in any trouble. At all. That is good. 

Sometimes they lived in way tall towers. Because of the scary Vikings.  Emmet saw them. The way tall towers. With no doors. They are silly towers. It is known. 

Day One Thousand and Forty Three

Zita took Niamh to school this morning. She had a giant story all about the beautiful flower store. To show everybody at her dance a lot school. And lots and lots of beautiful flowers. In pots. 

I did not help. I do not know all about all the beautiful flowers. I just smell them. We have lots of them. 

Zita is still very busy with all the rascal ladies. She had to go to the way small office today. 

I guarded my friend Emmet. If he gets an elephant I will guard it too. Emmet will be happy. Ha.

Craig and Zita and Emmet and Niamh are going to Cara and Emily's house tonight for tasty desserts. I am not going. I have to guard my house. 

Craig is still a knight. Oh well.

We had fat toasts for breakfast. No nice jams. Too bad for me. 

Craig has to go to a special nose doctor. Because of his still sick nose. Too bad for him. 

Tomorrow I have to go to the make me beautiful store. Oh dear. 

Craig and Zita will not forget me. Craig said so. This is good. I will worry anyway. Oh dear. 

I do not like it when I do not know where my family is. It is known.

Our niece Miss Orlaith is going to come for a long visit. When she finishes her giant remember everything exams in way far away. 

She is going to her university in a Cork. That is way silly. Bottles have Corks. In the refrigerator. Not universities. It is known.

Professor Jill came for a nice visit. Outside. Before my nice walk. She was with my friend Jamie. I could not go out. I do not know why. Too bad for me. 

Day One Thousand and Forty Two

It was a way early day. It is a dance a lot practice day.

Zita and I went for a nice walk. We saw the ducks. They all swam away when I went down to the water for a nice visit. Oh dear. They must have forgotten that I am their friend. 

Zita said maybe they were all brand new ducks who did not know I am a nice dog. Oh dear.

When I got home I was a bit messy. Zita used the water hose to make me all clean. I was a soggy dog again. Oh well.

I wiped my face on the way nice sofa in the living room. I got in trouble. I can not wipe my face on the furniture. It is a rule. Sometimes I forget the rules. Oh well. 

We had toasts for our breakfast. No tasty jam. Oh dear.

Craig and Zita and I watched the nice policeman from way far way on the television last night. It was not so interesting. I had a nice nap.

Emmet is learning Latin so he can be a Roman. Romans had lots of elephants. They got them from the Punics. Then Emmet could have an elephant. That is good. 

Elephants are very big. Maybe it will live in our beautiful garden. And squash the awful squirrels. Who steal our delicious green beans.  Ha. 

Zita went out to make our garden all nice and clean. With no stones from the noisy take away snow machines. I could not help. That is not right. 

What if some nasty dog from the park comes on my street and wants to bite her. Oh dear. I could not help. It is my job to be a big help. It is known. 

I told Craig. He would not let me out. That is not right. We had fat toasts instead. Oh well. 

Day One Thousand and Forty One

I had a way busy day. I had to move the car big gold car a lot. Zita drove the car. I was a big help. She told me. 

It is not so nice out today. Zita had to wear a cosy jacket. 

Craig had to go to have people make inside pictures of his head. Because of his still sick nose. Oh dear. Too bad for him.

Craig is still a knight from way far away. He has not found any nasty people yet. We have been way too busy to read our interesting book very much. Oh well. 

Zita got nice secret presents from Emmet and Niamh. Niamh and I got Zita a lot of special little bottle for beautiful flowers. 

Emmet got her lots of her very favourite chocolate. I can not have chocolate. I would have a way too sick tummy. Too bad for me.

The very scary wolves and dragons program was on the television last night. Craig did not watch it. He was all fast asleep. 

We all went to our comfy beds early. Even Emmet. We had a very make you all tired week. It is known. 

I had to have a bath after our nice afternoon walk. It is a soggy dog day. 

I have to keep Craig company in the kitchen until I am all dry as a desert. Oh well. I have new soft towels. Ha.

I got fat toasts for our lunch. That is good. We did not have breakfast toasts today. Oh well. 

We do not have nice jams on our toasts anymore. Craig can not taste them. Because of the sick nose. Too bad for me. 

Day One Thousand and Forty

We all had a nice sleep in today. We had a very all tired week. It is known. 

I did not eat my breakfast until way late. 

Zita and I went for a very long nice walk. All the way down to the all full canal. 

I was a bit too hot. But there were people using my very own have a nice drink of water fountain. Zita said we should not tell then it was my cold drink of water fountain. Oh well.

We sat in our side yard when we got home. Zita had her coffee. Outside with me. Craig was still in bed. Watching the noisy little car race. 

When he got up Craig and Zita had more too much coffees. Then I had my breakfast. Ha. 

It is thanks to your mother day. My mother is far far away. Craig said it was ok for Zita to be my other mother.  She would not mind. That is good. 

Emmet and Niamh got Zita presents. I am going to share Niamh's present. She said it was a good idea. I do not know what I got. Maybe beautiful flowers.

Niamh has to write a very big story all about the way beautiful flower store. For her school. On a giant piece of paper. Too big for the smelly bus. 

Craig's mother is coming over for a nice dinner tonight. I will not bark at her today. Maybe. She is not my mother. It is known 

Day One Thousand and Thirty Nine

Zita and I went for a early walk today. Because everybody had to get up early. Even Emmet. 

My family had to go to the say goodbye place. To say goodbye to Uncle Bill. 

They had Scotsman's bagpipe music there.

Bagpipes always make Craig cry. He told me. He likes the bagpipes anyway. That is silly. You should not like sad things. It will make you sad too. It is known. 

People told lots of happy stories about Uncle Bill. And made happy speeches. It was a sad day anyway. 

There were lots of our friends there. To tell all the good stories. 

Lots of policemen were there. In their special all dressed up clothes. With hats. Lots of Auntie Louise's Judging friends were there too. And our friends the Mahoneys. They even sang songs. From way far away. 

There were lots and lots and lots of people there. To say a nice goodbye. 

Craig and Zita and Emmet and Niamh were away for a long time. I had to guard the house all by myself. For the whole time. I only had my comfy bed for help. Ha. 

They came home still sad. They had special all made up tasty fat bagels from Mister Kettleman's bagel store. Tasty bagels make you feel better. It is known. 

Now we are all way tired. Being sad makes you tired. It is known. Emmet had a nice nap on his way comfy lay down chair. 

Miss Zoe came to visit Niamh. Zoe makes everybody laugh. That is good. They had tea on our beautiful patio. I had to stay in the house. I was a too much barking dog. Oh dear. 

Day One Thousand and Thirty Eight

It is a way beautiful day. We went for a nice walk. Before it was too hot.

When we came home Craig and Zita had coffees. On the beautiful patio. With me too. Ha. All our flowers and bushes are jumping right out of the ground. That is good. 

We put the make the house all nice and cool machine on. I was very hot. Because I am too fury. It is known.

We sang the happy birthday song last night. For Zita's way special important birthday. Everybody had the way delicious cake. Craig told everybody it was my secret present for my friend Zita. Good for me.

Kahy and Doctor Susan brought presents too. 

Niamh got Zita a beautiful kind of special flower. I do not know what Emmet got for Zita. It was for the kitchen. It was not to eat. I never saw one before. Oh well. 

Zita got a way special secret present. A very special right from Scotland whiskey bottle. From Uncle Bill.  

He told Craig he was going to buy it for Zita. 

Craig got it for him. Because he is in heaven and could not go to the store. He will be glad Zita got the special right from Scotland present. It is known.

Uncle Bill has very nice big dog now. With a fierce bark. To make sure he does not get all lost. And to find all his friends. Saint Newton told me. 

Maybe it was a policeman dog. Like the very brave dog in Craig's policeman from France stories. That is good.

Craig and Zita and Emmet are going to see Auntie Louise today. In their best clothes. Even Craig. 

Auntie Louise is very sad. She wanted to know what I thought.  Uncle Bill used to read her my stories. Craig said I was way sad too. It is known.

Tomorrow they will going to the way sad party. So they can tell funny Uncle Bill stories. With all their friends. And say goodbye. Oh dear. I will be sad too. I will not go. I will stay here and guard all the secret presents. It is my job. 

Craig said Emmet had the most tasty green beans in the whole world last night. At the way nice restaurant. There were none left for me. Oh well. Maybe next time.  

Day One Thousand and Thirty Seven

It is Zita's very special important birthday. 

I got her a beautiful cake. With her name on it. From the very heavy and delicious bread store. 

Craig will tell her it is from me. Or she will not know where it came from. 

Maybe she would think I had forgotten. Oh dear. Craig will tell her. He promised me. Ha.

The present man brought Zita a giant basket full of way tasty chocolate. From auntie Jane. That is nice. Zita loves chocolate. It is known.

And we got brand new beautiful flowers. To put in our own garden. 

Craig and Emmet and Niamh got Zita secret presents. I do not know what they are. They are in lots of bags behind the sofa in the living room. I saw them. Ha.

Auntie Eileen got home to way far away. All safe. The sharks did not catch the aeroplane. That is good. 

The silver little car passed its exam. Ha. That is good. It is all back home. In our driveway. That is good.

It is a way hot day. We only went for a little walk this afternoon. Because I am too fury. And I get too hot. Even my feet get hot. Oh dear. I do not like that. 

I am going to the make me beautiful store next week. So I won't be a way too hot dog. That is good. 

I will have a nice nap in our nice cool house tonight. When everybody goes out for the tasty special important birthday dinner. 

Then they will come home for cake. Then Craig will tell zita it is from her friend Miss Poppy. It is known. Ha.

Day One Thousand and Thirty Six

It was a way early day.

We had a cheese party last night. With lots of people and lots of smelly cheeses. I got some. And the special just for cheese crackers. Ha. Good for me. 

We looked at way old pictures. Of Craig and Zita. From long long ago. Everybody laughed. That is not so nice. Oh well. 

The silver little car had to go to the big fix the car store. Craig and Zita had to take it there. It had a remember everything test today. That is silly. Cars do not have tests. They have very round tires. Oh well.

Auntie Eileen went to see Niamh's dance a lot school today. It is way different from schools in way far away. 

She is going back to way far away Ireland tonight. On an big airplane. Across the ocean. Oceans are full of sharks and giant whales. And fierce sea lions. It is known. Oh dear. 

I have not been in an airplane. That is good. Airplanes go very high in the sky. That is not right. They are not birds. Oh dear.

Mister Kyle came to make the bathroom all nice and quiet. I did not bark at him at all. Good for me. Ha.

Tomorrow is Zita's special important birthday. I got her a present. A chocolate special just for Zita birthday cake. With her name on it. Ha. 

Craig and Zita and Emmet and Niamh are going to a new way nice restaurant for a special important birthday dinner tomorrow. I will guard the house. And get peanut butter treats. 

Zita took Auntie Eileen to the aeroport. In the gold big car. Because of the way heavy bags. 

Our friend Mister Bill took lots of pictures. In front of our beautiful patio. Of me too. Ha. 

Day One Thousand and Thirty Five

I had a nice long walk today. With Zita. Because I did not go on a walk last night. There was too much windy rain.

There are lots of ducks in my pond today. They are noisy ducks. They are happy. The pond is all full up. Ha. 

Emmet got a new book last night. All about the way old Irish Gods. Some Gods have fierce dogs. It is known.

Sometimes I am very fierce. Not all the time. Being fierce all the time makes you way tired. It is known. 

Zita and Auntie Eileen went shopping. Again. She and Emmet are going to go and eat their lunch at Mister Kettleman's nice just for bagels store. 

Craig is going to lunch with Uncle Bill's son Michael. To eat chips. Ha. He lives way down and far away. Where they have big tall mountains. And mountain lions. Oh dear. It is far away. He came to say goodbye to Uncle Bill. That is good. 

We are going to have a little party tonight. After our nice dinner. So all our friends can see Auntie Eileen. And drink wine. Maybe we will have cheeses. Maybe. 

Emmet has to go to the dentist tomorrow. He has too many teeth. Ha that is silly. People are silly. It is known. 

Zita and Auntie Eileen and I went for a nice little walk. This afternoon. It is not so too hot if we go before our dinner. It is known.  

We are having a cheese party. I sa the special just for tasty smelly cheese crackers. Ha. Good for me. 

Day One Thousand and Thirty Four

It was a nearly a too hot day. Zita and I went for a nice walk. Early. Before the too hot. Ha.

When we got all home Niamh and Craig were all awake. Ha. I did not have to wake them all up. Oh well.

Craig and Zita and Auntie Eileen went up to the very busy street. To have lunch at Zita's friend's tasty lunch and coffees store. And buy secret presents for Zita's special important birthday. 

I stayed here to guard Emmet. He was still all asleep. 

Mister Bill brought Zita a fish. To eat. He caught it all by himself. At his on the lake house. 

Zita and Auntie Eileen are going to have the nice fish for dinner. Craig and Emmet and Niamh are afraid of fish. They are going to have tasty own made hamburgers. 

I get more treats. Because I have more work to do. Because Auntie Eileen is living in the basement. She is going back to way far away Ireland soon. With lots of presents. Ha.

Craig said he would get me a nice present to give to Zita on her way special birthday. That is good. I do not know what it is yet. 

We had a way big rain storm. I did not go for a nice walk this afternoon. Too much way windy rain. I watched out the window. I could not see my pond. Because of the very fast rain. Oh well. It is still all there. 

Ponds do not mind the too much rain. They do not get all soggy.

Niamh is at dance a lot tonight. Not until way late though. She will not be here for our tasty dinner. With everybody. And me. Oh well.

Zita and Auntie Eileen and Niamh are going to the ice cream store after dance a lot. I have to stay here to guard Craig and Eemmet. They are going to watch their favourite policeman in way far away England story. 

I will have a nice nap. Ha. Good for me. 

Day One Thousand and Thirty Three

We had a very quiet day. Zita and Auntie Eileen are still in Montreal. Eating in lovely tasty restaurants. 

I helped get Niamh out of her comfy bed. So she could write her homework stories. Ha. Good for me.

Niamh and I went for a short walk. Not so too far.  It is a hot day.

My friends the ducks are all back in the pond. It is all full right up to the top. With water. Good for us.

And all my beautiful trees are getting all covered in green leaves. And the bushes too. Ha. Good for me. 

Craig drove Niamh to the dance contest. She has to dance all by herself tonight. Oh dear. In front of everybody. Oh dear. 

Zita and Auntie Eileen are coming back today. To our own house. On the very big bus. Not the noisy smelly Niamh busses. Nice busses. With nice bathrooms for people. Ha. 

Craig will bring them home. So they don't get lost. 

Emmet is reading lots of not for university books. That is nice. 

He is going to work in an all about ideas lawyer's office. For real money. 

And help a professor. Not for money. Professors do not have extra real money. Just nice thank you very muches. Oh well. 

He went for a long walk in the beautiful sunshine. To the other pond. He sat under the trees. He wrote in his little book. He showed me. That is good.

Craig is still a knight. In long long ago. He has not caught any nasty people yet. Ha. Too bad for him.

Zita and Auntie Eileen went to see Niamh's all by herself loud dance. That is good. I stayed here to guard Craig and Emmet. Good for me. 

Day One Thousand and Thirty Two

We had to get up way early today. Because of the dance a lot contest.

It is a way beautiful day. Craig and I played roll the ball a lot of times. Good for me.

Only Craig and Emmet are here for me to guard. They are easy to guard. They do not go out way too much. Like Zita and Niamh.

Zita and Auntie Eileen went to a way way good restaurant. With only way tasty French food. I am French too. Ha. Good for us. 

Montreal has lots of tasty only French restaurants. It is known. They are going to find another tasty restaurant tonight. Ha. 

They went for a visit to the giant church. 

Zita said Emmet would like it because it is way old. Older than Craig. 

Now that Uncle Bill is in God's heaven Craig is older. That is sad. Oh well.

Craig had to go shopping today. Because it will be Zita's special important birthday soon. 

He said he will get a secret present for me to put in a secret present bag. For Zita. That is good. I do not have any real money. Just nice treats. Oh well.

Niamh won even more dance contests. She was the best loud music dancer. Good for her. I am a good dancer too. I did not win anything. Oh well. 

We are having a used tasty dinner tonight. 

Emmet told me a very long story all about a dog who was a Saint. Just like Saint Newton. A long long time ago. His name was Guinefort. He saved a little little baby from a nasty snake. That was very brave. Dogs are very brave. It is known.

That is all I remember. It was a long long story. He is not a Saint anymore. 

They changed their minds and said dogs could not be Saints. That is silly. God likes dogs too. It is known. 

Day One Thousand and Thirty One

Zita and I had a way long walk this morning. It is a beautiful day outside. Soon our pond will be all full. For my friends the ducks. 

We had toasts with Craig when we got home to our own house. 

Auntie Eileen had a sleep in. She still had her pyjamas on. When she had her too much coffee with Zita. Ha.

Craig went to the make him tidy store. He is all tidy now. He will not be all tidy tomorrow. Ha. 

Zita and Auntie Eileen are going to Montreal in the afternoon.

They are going to stay in our friend Garry's extra house. In Montreal. Behind the way giant church. All night. My cousin Mattie stays there sometimes too. 

They are going to take the big big fast dog bus. Because of the way too many cars in Montreal. It is known. 

We are still sad. Not way so sad today. That is good. It is not nice to be sad. It make you all tired when you are all sad. It is known.

I heard a noisy motorcycle and I ran to my watching window. I thought it was Uncle Bill. I forgot. Oh dear. Too bad for me.

Emily and Cara's family sent us beautiful flowers. Because we are all sad.  It was from Niamh's beautiful flowers store. With Niamh's favourite flowers. That is nice.

Mister Bill and Ginny sent us a we are sorry you are all sad card. 

My family has way good friends. I am a good friend. I am family. Zita said so. It is known. 

Craig and Emmet went to their hamburger restaurant for a too many chips dinner. Niamh is having a nice dinner at Julia's. They are making Niamh's hair all straight and hard. For the dance a lot contest tomorrow.

Because Zita and Auntie Eileen are going to a special way tasty food restaurant. Tomorrow too. In Montreal. Ha. 

They have kabillions of tasty food restaurants in Montreal. Not just too many chips restaurants. Ha. 

Tomorrow is Niamh's last dance contest day. We will have some tasty used food for dinner tomorrow. It is known.  Emmet like used pizza the most. I like cheese.